The evening world. Newspaper, July 6, 1914, Page 12

Mur Gwe you A QuarTer FoR YER DOG? ME? ou, AY Gor VON DATE. To GOLLUF WITH PAS LOR HANCOCK-WISHINGRONE. ! SAY FOR ME “TD WAIT PAUEUTER'S HAND IN MARQIAGCE ~ au-ga-mes HBBETS AND MQ TIBBETS 1m HONAWED IN AWSIING WOU FOR YOUR [im M-MINY ( WIR\TH MuTH [wars THA MATTER [werg val “tr Huu! A LOT OF Good (T DID ME “To GET ACQUAINTED WITH “HIS LORDSHIP” § Ye'd RATHER. GOLF WITH AN EX-PRIZEFIGHTER LIKE AXEL, THAN wit A CucTuReED Guy cike me tt D HE SANE HERE MY 6QEAT FORTUNE- TEN MLLION DOLLARS SHOQLt Be wHOLUNY MERS Every COMFORT EVERY LUKURY THAT a WOMAN CRAVES SHALL BE HERS FoR THE MERE AWSKING = cata GOOD PARENTS-1 Sal jsNni| > Goperight, 1914, by The Prew Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) ERE’S the feller now!" 66 said Gus in a tense whisper, “I see his red nose crossing the win- @er, looking like a feller smelling @ termatter. Hush! So everybody hushed, for the person approaching was none other than the loquacious s% Michael An- trator of Mime- ography, or sign language, instructor gm new variants of the modern dance (under the name of danse of the Great Plantagenet), and Title Holder of the * Championship of English Diction at all Distances. By this time Mr tering Gus's place ‘title distinguish: Gus’s other pe plained that he dr gee what time it A clock upon the cafe wall To bim was but a that “AN. it's like Old He Harle » forega cried Mr, Dinksten airily as he rang himself along the third rail and wait- ed with merry nonchalance to be tn- vited. “PM het that’s an insult!" whispered | Gus to Mr. Jarr. “Hy Gollles! That feller has insulted me right in my own face a dozen times a day, and | never know what ho means by it!” ek Dinkston was en- One character Pinkston from he ne ed into Gus's to Mr ver ex was SAMAK AAALAALSAABBAAAAARABAAAAAR AAR Michael Angelo Dinkston Gives A Practical Demonstration’ KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK KKK Kee eS Ke | * sald Edward Jare, | may be you are right, so I'll treat to Dinkston i# only say-| Show I'm a sport, replied Gus. lad to seo old friends as-| * and a reassuring state- Mr. Dinkston, ‘“Alrea assemblage confidence is your generous hospital- eed now is the finan- —) “Why, no, G Peacemaker, ing he is sembled,” ment!" said “AIL right, let ft go at that! grum-|!n this little bled Gus, “But now that you are) restored by here, Mr, Smarty, explain what it is|!ty—-what w about the Si Colleger of the hard} clal tnitiativ times, yeu?" “Anything we need we should “The present depression in financial have,” ventured Mr. Jarr, “but Just circles, influencing as it does all/what do you mean by the financial phases of endeavor, has a strong re- |initiative?” flex action upon all fiduciary activi-| “It is extremely disengentous," re- ties,” replied Mr, Dinkston. plied Mr. Dinkston, "But to be ex- “Well, when you explain it that way |plicit, currency 4s deflected from the channels of commerce because, Jones, | say, does not pay Smith, and hence. Smith cannot pay Robinson, who, in turn, cannot Nquidate his obligations to Brown—because Richard Dough wil not pay John Roe, who might pay Jones!" “Any fool knows that,” remarked Gus. “80 you don't need to tell me.! Don't T know I can't pay my whole- saler or my cigar man because you,! Dinkston, owes me nearly three dol- Jars and don’t pay mo nover at all, and Ed Charr owes me four ninety, which he says he'll pay next Satur- day or he hopes to die, and he don't and” “HELP WANTED!” er mind the personal equa- {nterrupted Mr. Dinkston, see- ing the little group was getting un. easy at Gus's recapitulation of thelr abilities, “let me demonstrate to you the debt killing functions of cur. reney i ‘Now, dolla | ton, say Gus owes M lary owes Slavinsky fly Slavinsky duns him for it sky owes the same sum to In Hk everyt pression!” and he was gone — GEE, HERE. HE Comes Now. aulead AN (DEA TOO AND aS FOR You My THOSE SAME tuxuRi|es SHALL SURROUND YOU SERVANTS - AND- LISTEN: - J omer, “that ye kin see the moon phia Telegraph, wely DIDNT Y THELL +m! He wourd Com RIGHT HOME AGAIN _ e Js = OMATTER “PoP “ln ‘] THert J | Tow THER To THE MAN AW = DOOCED SORRY Y'know ! Suppose WE PLAY- YEAH ~ AXEL 15 SORRY HE CAN'T PLAY “TODAY, AND Bess To BE Excused ! { OUT SIDE YOu HEAR THE PURRING OF MOTORS THEY ERE AUTOMOBILES — \ ONe FoR EACH \_ OP Now! 5 -—~ im LAW: FO-86 UT I don’t know you, madam,” the bank cashier said to the woman who had presented a ARE HOGS amo, LE SASSIOGES your wife said: 'N want a dinner fit t \ to leave Did He Know? “B a PIGS 1S ANIMULS WITH AURUL APP- ETNNrES WHICH ALLWAYS “ASK FoR ANOTHER PIECE OF PIE WHEN THERE 1S COMPANY, FOR DINNE RAWHEN Ge EQU PINT COMPANYFT HEY QthtT PLoS BECAUSE THEN THERES MORE Pie LITTLE-BoYS ARE: PICSYPOT. PLgs CANT BE “LITTLE BOYS) PIGS LIVE IN, | PENS BuT NOTTHE KIND YoO WRITE WITT BENNY THE*BUTCHE : LIVE x DS, Pp ) "No, THEY OTE HERE“, engaging smile s you d your'n Took a Sudden Drop. . greater , @) = (oF hout a telescope.” id it ty owes ' was th 1G | aes FORUIGE CRUE bd and talks hard times.” 4 n 1 —— und to illustrate M Pte up cient Cc A STO R lA “THE REO-MAN® until Mt reack . | ‘ene with - For Infants and Children ef typiaal Sum- ke It $7.95 T owe you, Gus." ro peal \ 4 vil ' D Hee Dinkston,: deaeine cat trono wwe In Use For Over 2° Years Gals net » bill T leave you igh One he called What's what | thou re- Always beara x bs or ashy any aE por astronomer to that end marked Co Hiram, turning away the other line <u ol honey cire M contid e to ow t comes q ee i ‘ . VUnrset a nation-wide psychologtca’ ar “They say," said he to the astron-| pune SS nes T iin sea the Signature of TroysRet Deduct. Philadel. | f/reo-Man y COLLARS ‘ hore jects. fence and picking your flowers. When you started for town this morning Henry, if you t this evening a little money. p this e check. “ & da The woman, however, tnstead of saying haughtily, “1 do not wish your acaui sir,’ merely replied a >a | ~~