The evening world. Newspaper, June 26, 1914, Page 20

June 26, 1914 Fun for the Home and the Ride Home By Thornton Fishe MEANTA TELL Me, LEMUED WAL. ~OU HAVE SPILT TH’ BEANS! WAL, AINT THAT WHY ' ‘ ‘c me One wre eur” any KENNETHS Pa THE GRoceR? (PICKED TIMOTHY 2 Metalakel i COURSE IT DON’ TWIG TimertHy TUBBS YP @N' IF HE MARRIED MARY @In'T HIS PA TH! Li llllhenodihiah doa EITHER ONE ON To GPARKIN' MARYAN’ WOULON'T § Lika GIT MY BUTCHER? AN’ THEN, LEMMY, QUTTIN’ mo to GRocERV BILLS } AINT TH’ PRICE WHICH ONE Wee wie REDUCED? is . OF MEAT GOIN’, UP EVERN DEN: wu? TTS WHAT YA DOIN = GIVIN' . p O#-H. 1 WouLDNT Td BE THKARED | sl Por? No THR. I TH ALI THAY WHAT THE TD) Get MY MouTil : aptdeen the) PARTOT DO- oH WASHED OUT CN NDEEDY ? PARROT ver > DO ME A FAVOR AXEL , AND KEEP \ { D va cw a wate cr! waren ct 'T BANE BouNCEe OVER BY Das te WHERE IT Goes. t CANT DON'T Lose SIGHT BIG TREE , IN DAS Lone crass! FotLow 'T WHEN 1 DRIVE THe 6G TREE - IN THE Byes eS q Unexpected Prescription. Untruthful John. his bank roll look liko sweltzer cheese,| hoodoced us,” whimpered the boss, I'll have to join the striking actors| “but, anyway, we'll be in the big when I get back on Broadway." town soon, and wall not have to KR, NORTON ws a vory patient | ¢¢ HY, my dear,” exclaimed the, “This is a poor tine to strike, es-| dance attendance or the tango on or man and a lon; -suffering one. | good friend on finding Mra, pecially for actors,” remarked Mr.| with a lot of silly women! We'll Tare, wave hy Dlahe Set eenone it Mrs. Norton provided a contin- Newwed in floods of tears, “It's a good time, there's no work! T've never had a chance like this uous flow of conversation, and was| “what ts the matter?” going now, anyway,” sald Harold) since I've beon married! And I in- The young wife wiped her eyes ond : Ret | known as a nag. Finally, the nervos| ,,,/}°,vouns wife wiped her eyes and ° Ig and go 00 sinh when, aecannte Ve you ee OY, foodie bare of the poor man gave way, and the} humanly cal, y more money with you, Mr. FARA sean oaliae ; Job? No, now Im the time to have the| Jarr? “Now well this gentloman will physician was called. began, with folded courage "to strike in ‘the ‘theatrical | axe our I: O; Us, im sure! done “He must have complete rest and| hands, you know John 1s uway for fe * undisturbed sleep,” said the doctor, | a we Covarieht, 1934, jy, The Brews Publishing Oo, - You get off at New York,” said bana say to a@ little) mind having bad luck gt cards when as he looked thoughtfully at the i elped the lady friend, dog — Me Jarr, Dbaak @hai-tsan adn sueneat 1 Sink wa eae Oe eer ne, yore woman, will send up some sleep- Well, he writes to me regularly, on THE BEST LAID PLANS T Just been thinking,” the peers! sais" said a stout man whe had | to tag after a bunch of militant elup tig powders whieh mune be aed ax: | and lb nists jest lsitan ne eee Sy O’ MICE AND MEN, ETC. less press agent continued, not heed- just entered the smoking compart-! women!” pains Tee this, i a oF must e i apices wots fi ing Mr. Jarr's remark. “I put over a| ment, "who has a pinochle deck?” | “It Jooks like a big night to-night!” I order him to the bh in nothing for you to ery “ story all the local papera will fall for,| At the mention of pinochle, Mr.* said Mr. Jarr. train was that “Indeed, I promi ied Mrs.| about,” exclaimed the good friend, | Norton, tearfully, “I will give them| “Yes, it is,” cried Mrs. Newwed, the three fugitives settled just as doctor,” sting into tears afresh, “be-be- comfortably in the smok- ‘\ playing. It then transpired that the| That?" said the conductor, who an's club tea, elmply when the main| fat stranger had a pinochle deck, and+ was taking up the tickets. | “Oh, NY WAY,” eaid the boss, 881 in running in a fat lady on a wom.| 22th ® boss woke up and insisted on) which just passed, conductor?” é \ me from the drug--| cause I took my picture out of his pv squeeze dame sces, by my advance) the game began. that's the special express bringing all bel read: bu-bag before he started ju-just for ing compartment, “any-| oss work, that my attraction ts the| Luck went against the stranger| those clubwomen back from Atlantic A ELIPHUNT AUNT SUSIE 4 powders, to be taken|a jo-joke and put one of mo-mo- way, we'll be back tO! bincess of Garagantua and thinks| UOt!l nearly at the end of the journey,! City. ‘They don't beat us much at |nieht and morning—by Mrs, Norton."| mother’s tn its place!"—Kansas City | tiwn before very long, The seaside | ,, alvgbbeaienais INKS) the train shunted off the main track! that. It started later than us by a A ELIPHUN ‘ational thly m0 ta all very well in its way, but busi-|!t’® ® real title instead of billing of to let a swift express go by. From) half hour or more, but it makes no ul TUS-A BG ANIMUL WH | class, and all I got of what I got is| that on all luck deserted Mr. Jarr,: stops.” ” , ( \CH LIVES INTHE CIRKUS AND yhens is business. ’ Mr. Dogstory and Mr. Jarr’s boss.{ “Mr. Jarr, muttered the boss! A IS EATS er. “1 wonder if I made a mistake to| "V® dollars and a permit to look for! my, stout stranger won everything. feebly, “can we borrow somo money PEANUTS, “IT CRARIES ITS TRUNK 4 give up my cakes regular, doing press | WO"". Who's grandpa, yonder? “T think it was that stop that and go back?” IN IT'SN s 3 work for the Princess of Garagan-| “!/usb!” whispered Mr. Jarr. “That's OSE OR IT'S'NOSE IN AT'S ig tu:?” mused Harold Dogstory. ~1| Mr Jabex Smith, my boss, a merchant “HELP WANTED!” TRONK UFORGET WHICH ‘ was twenty bucks to the good eut| Princes and the wealthy husband of UNCLE WENRAYOHAS A ELIPHUNT Pits you minched me out of fifty per| hat dashing matron of the younger sy IN HIS TRUNK (BECAUSE WHEN HE aa cent, and then he minched us both | ®t: Mrs. Clara Mudridge-Smith. CAME ro STAY’ < * : i of fifty per cent. Where do I get), He's 4 good coin getter,” replied! ae RY WITH US MA SAYS To a oft.” Mr. Dogstory admiringly. "I sure do| EPA NOW WE'LL HAVE. A ELIPHUN TON F love the way he split up my money. OR KANDS* AND WE ONLY BRouG ' You got fifty per cent. of my twenty | TRUN . OUGHT AV } dollars first, and then the old ruy| : ' < Se hones in on the play and gets fifty . ILIKE To DRAW ELIPHUNTS © PA Says: per cent. of yours and fifty per cent. - To PRACTICE PRAWING AONT-SUSIE, Sa} of mine. So out of my original bank- * f LOREWWER Yoo THE ONG ON TW Ee roll I got five bucks and you've got ' We RIGUT IS HER Sawa five bucks and he's got ten bucks. ain't a business man, he's a finan- eler.” | “It will be rll right,” counselled | - a Mr. Jarr, for his employer bad sunk —= { - into a doze, “We'll be back in the big 7 z P Precocious Willie. lafter dinner the entire family sat in $ town before very long, There's & \ - All - the parlor and listened to recital of 4 ‘ taxicab waiting for ua—it's > : “ERENCE was made to pre-| ing veteran's adventures 4 waiting since we came down, two days . Naclaha VOURRATAPA RECA recantl oon ‘an's i . ay ago—and you will get your money soclous young s | "It was no picnic, L assure you, back and can make a touch of maybe A > | inner in Washington, when feolingly continued the vet & hundred, but remember,” and Mr. | Senator George C. Perkins, of Call- Jurr sank hi. voice lower, “we split fornia, was reminded of a boy who | ery came under that head. The boy, whose name was Wille.) jornin the Senator said, lived in a hoppy) why wiuilte!"’ corrected the kid's |home, together with his father, ] horrified mother, What do you mean?" ran, “In engaxed five times, and—" suddenly Inte: Willie, |" WHITBY A style introduced in the Arrow Line in London. Distinctly English — and particu. larly adaptable for wear with silk and other soft ; 2 for a5¢. CLUETT, PEABODY & CO,, Inc. Makers of Arrow Shirts TROY,N.Y, all Iw | “Bi prec said Harold Dogstory. very wealthy asleep. Don't you think he could be induced to back a new feature film company? It will be too long to wait till the theatrical season begins. If IT can't on a0: “I mean that five ain't so many,” touch him quod and plenty or get him, ' » waa the startling rejoinder of Willie. to back @ feature film company and ening a veteran of the Civil «why, sister Gladys has been engas- Umes," is Ke Mart-right om salac@"shat will-cmes Wer wan © guest ot the hous, ead oa aise