The evening world. Newspaper, June 24, 1914, Page 18

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N Edinburgh cabman wae driv- some time ago when hunger overtouk | diff?” him. Noticing a restauarant close by, KS sewers miles, mister ing an American around the ie fone in and ordered a tayout | “Thank sights of the Northern city. In!” on), i om ne lamb,” shouted the waiter, 6o- High strest he stopped and with aling over (othe aunt mnie | wave of his whip announced: “Hold on there, pard!” / dear,” replied bte | Fr put such an idea += wpo into your mind Driver--Didn’'t I tell you how far it} “Oh, nuthin’ said Bobby, “only it was from Newport to Cardiff? Do you | seems to me you're tryin’ to rub me exclaimed suppose it any further the other | out."—Onw. Y bie John Knox's house.” Uncle Hiram, with a look of great | way back? — polis. Marmaduke Btalker was igzoring ty : ’ oe Sore celatned the Axor: |Coneeta, CE Gant Gat & Whole Trishman—Sure, and I don't know. ‘THREE GUESSES—WHO Mra. Beerwacks, who had supplanted ‘ Y Better make it some oysters ina! ‘great deal further from U was he?” “ " 18 THE PRINCESS? |"*" 02 Presisentese-General at the| | (Os y 7 “Phin wan too much for the cadby., |rarchty Fe Ince ented ike hah | tom Chimes ort | CASTOR IA i and as this - aN For Infante and y Weatminater Gazette, interposed Uncle Hiram again. “One aid Mre bod Dogstory sensed he better give an D.cowd reception ignorin; and Clara “Good heavens, man,” he exclaimed, | waiter again. : pe was ee erith, the. atu ‘Hara “aid you never read your Bible?"=—-| «wait a minute there, young man!” ——_—— fudri at the Princess's hotel,” age-Benith, the astute a oyster may be enough for a church Erasing Robert. The Kind You Have Always Bonght Hiram’s Appetite. fair, but_ye kin jes’ trot_me out &| ¢¢ (V-8-8-8-SUS-SAY, ma,” stam- : imitation of a total stranger to Mr, dosen,"—Philadelphia Telegraph. ‘ Boare the Stalker Lenny hl Preis Jerr and his party. | EN the conversation turned to Cage = 3 aN ee eines eee Gignature of pabticity, so it would be very exclu-| MF: Dogstory had called on Mrs. the size of some people's ap- The Difference. and acrubbed him. “T guess you want atve.” Marmaduke Stalker in the sun par- petites Congressman Charles STORY fs told of an Irish satlor icinmnineninc eats “The Princess doen't object to|/0F of the Atlantic City hotel where R. Crisp was reminded of Uncle Hi- who decided to walk from New- publicity,” replied Mr. Harold Dog-|*!! #4 gathered to “put over” the ram's experience in a city hash house, port to Ceraiff, He met s cart a reception to the Princess Garagantua, AI pM elec ad ie for whom he was achieving desirable | +, | Publicity. The reception was to be and a horror of folden beds, them's a ie her two best bets.” ven by Mrs, Stalker's seceding fac- ae sacr Mad Hiven Me. old thend en how calling themselves “The don't | GtAnde Dames of America.” and she the press agent the high or “don't a A recognize me” sign of the Sheltering, Peed the Pripcess was real roy- a alty. Incidentally Mr. Dogstory was Order. of Wok Wok. of which they tactfully negotiating for what hw termed "a plece of change.” Incle Hiram, he sald, was rambling | driver and asked around the city on a sightseeing tour] ‘How far is it from Newport to Car- THEN—HE TURNED AROUND! WHY SURE. YOU CAN HAVE SOME BONES FOR LIL’ FI00. | form ten-in-one sho wouldn't give| A half hour later Mr. Harold Dog: | ALWAYS DID LIKE e i f > T TI “How about the billing now?" My or the up d-down. | wtory depurted well pleased, but as epee Dogetory was asking, “Of course the rel arose in bis path Phe figure was the Princess ts a topliner and Is bold faced ! grim visaged yard Jarr. in the printing. You MUST bold face a . a “How much a nioney did you her, or there'll be nothing doing. ‘The Pew, if 8 “ BRAT SPL e tues len. faved. ‘anelaly: billing should read: "The Princess of doar talker. She's an attraction of | MUant?” asked Mr Garagantua Makes Her First Appear- 8 z d ance in Soclety! Stellar Hox Office! “Ww oes he mean by a meg and sary) ; y LA SALLE Attraction, Has Smartsetters Wing. |" 1 rridee ainith | “Tea to Royalty’ the Grande Dam . ing!"—— ‘ne who, with cl Naridgn Smithy merica puil off this afternoon jae Helene BON re rs. Marmaduke Stalker and her “Oh, it doesn't matter what tour de Stalker Intended she should.” bunch do not know your Princess 1s 5 force etiquette the Princess will de- | . ene Lu pent ane & disney. 12 only our old friend La Belle Rotundt, doo mand," interrupted Mrs. Marmaduke| Qyplained. “Dogstory. is thiling the| Under new billing, a Mr. Jar, Stalker, interrupting Mr. Dogstory,| dame that the Princess of Garagan ay Jeng me treaty PucKe Sit “tut I can assure you every consider. |tua would positively not appear in| ca Set out of Atlantic City or Fil ation necessary to uphold the dignity | SB¥ Ave and ten_pent show, but Mrs.| (Staining “money under false. pre: : A light-weight collar with deep flexible of her rank will be acceded to. Salk points which may be worn over or under © he's saying. She thinks he' \ “But the cush?” sald Mr, ave a heart, S16 pal” pi : On ° Harold yeh | only 30 U ; story, “The bull fe all beautiful, ot |" of Garagantua | Harold Dogstory.” “t get enly 30 per : the waistcoat. § You will like the fine satin course, but if you want her as a bi, ed." that much—fifty-ftty—for I'll be : ‘ e+ free attraction that won't conflict, re- te oie Dogstory | making a getaway from this burg on 2 laundry finish of the fabric. 12 for 25¢e, member ehe's a draw that goes strong only that when Mra/| the same train you do. The reception with everything from a Water Car- Stanton! whapered to RL) ‘§ and ets fos rain CLURTT, PRABODY © CO,, Ins. Mehere of Azsow Shi KY,