The evening world. Newspaper, June 23, 1914, Page 20

A Page of Cornics, Fun for the Home Sketches and Stories ® and the Ride » Home nd iT, ORAT Y wowrnn ’ Pavcne ole “ty auley, Iie aN 5 MMe ay, “mn 3 wll r : omy env ie ie "wal — Mf 1 ete Vin is | m rues ) lew hs « roe, doe ‘ies fees: ene Gapyrigh. 1916, Freee Publichtog Co. OW. T: Broning World) 1 Gor THUM PANTH! T Gor THUM 1 6Ave A Tdent AND ] Gor THe A ALL DAY THucwer Fftom AND THAMMY MY WAGON For Tei MP THON He's tHem GoT YHUM More Copsriaht, 1914, Pree Pulmaning Co CW. 9. Brening Werle) DOEY and AXEL—Well, What of It? Didn’t Flooey Have the Same Thing in Mind? YW TNK Ya Can pave STRAIGHT Bony CHa — usT Because YA HIT ME IN THE BACK OF “We Neck Yesterday! Wei’, Le LET QHa Try “WAY AN’ IF YA MiSs » | GET FWE SHors eT GINO” Cat 'T G@ SONS Wid CHE SusT ? ‘ea oon Swp ance cuss os An’ Cee fui THROW THe Gun af + 18-19-20 Paces! Now REMEMBER~- IF You - DONT HiT me IN THE NECK \GET Hose Fwe Thies! i y } front bedrooms that only leaves us Was Very Precise. " eays. HE conversation at @ recest’ i re by goin’ to run a free boardin’ social session ¢urned te precise jouse ?"" “4, " people, whes Congressman ODIESIAINN,) |": the necessity tor entenmite an, | James Monahan of Meinnanota wold at Coy 1946, Pree Oo, o tertaining when one ha: se | the experience of « doctor a 5 (le Kg TN | Pra. on ag ht and ull there ain't one to epare for| fart in x » By B Roy Can de PA ISN’T EXACTLY AN “Them other three water-view bed- A eaeieht, 1016, by The Pree Pudiisiing Oo, “ »»| Fooms ta guest rooms, Dat colony we have moved into oy gat gare. tesa y "4 distresses, ae oe nae eee asked Mr. Jarr INNOCENT LAMB.’’ | ...°, . 5 select one, comprising not a MS, deotoet’ aekes : colt “Why, a nobility trade-mark—like niles Of Courae wien wi the ‘eleet, at do you think, doctor ( . * them English breech pany we want them to be lnpremel “Yea,” 1 anys, “Sitney-Hooker, he’ atient when the physician bad JARR’S SUCCESS IS ine Grune tie co 2 ELL, we've moved into our| with the place. You can have that|a now-you-see-it-and-now-you-don't concluded bis examination, peROUDED 1} IN DOUBT. | what you eee on a botti of torsion | 2 4 new summer place, but I|back room next to the servants’ wing. estate shell gamer; Throckmor- 7: SAN! you and oan Gotta, af sorelen | ws / can't say as I'm as glad of| “But that ain't even a corner room, | (0 Dunnersley plays polo In summer) Win on Gnewered the doctor, “what —_ RANOE, SERIEINED the CK. § “OU E it as I might be. Ma," I says, “why not the corner| Beecher Tewit cooks up easy city |¥ ian sonsnls 8 the Princess Garagan-| “NOW: Swell dances in this country| ‘There's twenty-eight rooms in our|room on the back instead of that| grafts no's he can get his thumb in nepe anare of Seen ar tua stopping here?| U6 them on their writing “cottage” divided up betwixt us and| stuffy one you picked out for me petore anybody Old Judge Hide asked Mr. Jarr of the} “Ob: 1 see!” sald Mr. Jarr. |the help, and tnasmuch as five of the| which ain't got but one window and| Netahmauet links cuasin © molt bell, clerk at the inquiry} SMt-of-arins oF crest. et bedrooms in our part of the house| is right where I can hear the clatter! and the other half of his time up in Geek at the big At-| “You get me!” sald the clerk. “Well, look out at the Sound I can’t under-| from the kitchen?” Albany, lobbyin’ for them Fmpire this lad bi a hi th * « 1," | State Roadways grafts. And there's Eemy. hotel. a Bablilty eaaninare co ltce anaslee jatand Ma’a argument that there ain't} why I gave It to you, Dani” | that English feller who calla himself ‘ said the clerk, “But she y trade-mark on Ita dan a one of ‘em to spare for me, eee ne att leslravle | Algernon Bentso-Badle! Hert, Thin Folks Who gee nobody except through her} elephant, One for Ma 1s one, and one for Clar- joms must also be reserved | ‘Patt,’ accordin’ to Bruce, bein’ or her press agent.” “But why should she have a press! lee makes two, and that leaves thre any, With the three extra ADSeVIAIion for ‘barren net,’ meanin’ Would Be E t @he « real princess?” asked Mr.|agent?" asked Mr. Jarr. | ie i ra lhe set one, baited with his English at, “They all have them these d ancestry, to cateh an American h r ess, and she turn Increase in Weight Ten Pounds er Mere and he was asi think 20," was the reply. “I Just| replied the astute inquiry clerk. * on duty, but I seen her baggage | anyway a lady—here's her card, ‘Mra. farmaduke Stalker'—is with the press IT'S GREAT TO GET AWAY men ‘end every piece of it's got her ST SS | creditors, A fine bunch itd eertelniy. a: 5 J FROM THE CITY - NO HORRID 1 must say, whatever ‘eleet’ means.| aris to tat up @ few pound apa trade-mark on 1t?" agent." MEN STARING AT YOU- | There's only two square up and down clares every excea nd ow, " 7 " . ef ult @o_you mean, trade-mark?" | “Woll, I'll see the Princess's man- — — : = | THEY ARE POSITIWELY Bruce Delt acapits past failures: Thin p ager, then,” aid Mr. Jerr. “But 1) 414.1) ee Seonl., ha? emall fin Cima. of mal-nutritio savce heard of a princess having | #d¢ the social barriers! That emotional response men are doesn't mat- ia aya Ma. "its their wives | preventa the fatty @ |who have the soclat standing and in| when the powers of nutrition are | whose good graces { must stand, [| Instend of getting into the blood. Jexpect before the season Ia ended to|fat and flesh-producing * make myself the most popular hostess | the intestines until they pase from the in this colony, ‘Then when we re-| body 4s w ‘ jturn in the fail Tt be on the gocial| Te correct this condition and to produce map and will be usked to all sorts | of affairs.” y T says, “but I'm willing to} S| The very thought of it made Mr,|What he saw was occ manager, Perhaps you mean ber! Jarra hair stand on end—not the x major-domo?" thought of the social exile that| Mra. Marmaduke’ Stalker but the “That ain't his name at all, would follow the rout of M Princess Garagantua's press agent in| as ne, Mle wict faction in this ladies’ war, earnest conversation with the leader *} would happen to him after that hap- [Of the seceding women's clubs at His name is Barker—yes, William! pened to Mra. Beezwacks, Mra, Jarr| the convention—for the press agent Barker.” and Mra, Mudridge-Smith, especially {WA® none other than that prince of Mr. Jarr sent his card to the man-| 88 Mrs. Jarr had first thought, or puBlllty promoters, Harold Dog- | ager, but word came that the manager| (BOUKNt whe had first thought, of : loned by the t that what he saw was not only | 9 beat be accom aie Fs , bet with you, You won't be by eating 6 Sarmol tablet with was out, and Mr, Jarr sat around with | Setting the soclal patronage of the} Mr Jarr dodged be hind 4 large and popular among the women al. SarKel in @ eclentitic com: WONDER a feeling that it must been in a] Princess. Fenkly Green ariificisl palm, not BUF chasin« em an T will be | bination of wx of the most effective eves of denperation he had accept: | w nite. comes the prose agent now," | Darrin i om fhe painted ie among the men of thie crowd and by | mente kaown, to, the medical profession. ny whispered the inquiry clerk, rousing | P9 y +. Van's Norub saves half the ed guch a delicate mission—securing « | Juat settin’ still, And w It comes | ‘faken with my jtime to go back to the city I'll be on ‘4 @ little select list too—the sucker list, en reny fan Mare And I'll be asked too, but not to wd ee rapid ot ft bemmar ‘affairs.’ I'll be asked to ‘contribute.’ | ® ounde in a sine Them women wil! fall all over you Ine quent, ¥ mixes with the food Ue dace train bie ated son he | permitted the ladybird) clubwoman the attendance of a princess at a| the dou incre he cane Awwon DY | ind press gent to pass, when ‘wom tue reception. Marmaduke Stalker!" he latter had bidden the former Ho had 74 cents, and he realized! “Mrs, Stalker was an ample ana|Koodby with the remark: “The that If Mrs, Marmaduke Stalker had dewhips of «| !rincess cannot personally be seen forestalled him and would clinch the] turkey, wk, the nose | 0M these matters, but her terms are a prestige of the seceding and allewed | of an eagle and the bosom of a pout. |uarantes of a hundred dollars. a socially superior faction—the Grande | oy pigeon, the strut of a pe wk, and, with the receipts over that oda Tea Tayiog te though Mr, Jarr did not know this, split fifty fit: HER reception the faction that had s30: Supetite of an ostrich, In short,|| Mr. Jarr sped away unseen, and armaduke Stalker was a bird!| bursting in upon his wife and her Mrs. Bethulia Beezwacks| But it was not the appearance of| friends at the other hotel exclaimes Gesert her ignominiously a] this formidable female personage that it in too late! Mrs, Marmaduke to the enemy, leavi irs.) caused Mr. Jarr to rise on his tips hos Sette tte |ioen with auddes Servous "encije- : hock be I who iu rasa Peer ees to tee SE et ‘ : ER. orp st fer Se Or | all right. You bet they will, And while they're fallin. all over you their [husbands wil! be backin’ me into & dark corner feedin' me ‘come-on' bait. {It may be the women who make # ciety, but they do tt on the men's money. And me bet whole bun- dle of read bors oe soon te baat ais tim cuggeotin ‘. Ariggists contains