The evening world. Newspaper, June 22, 1914, Page 14

1 GUESS MANOm Nous GaTTEm @NO See wHar IT 1S-bO You GO OUTAN. PLAY AND FORGET ABouT PANTS- SLIDE Down THE CELLAR DOOR oF 1 Some THinG A TT YT SURE TAWES Hou Sedord DIPLOMAT To SMOOTH THINGS OUT AouND +ERE WE Pook FATHEAD — Gee , GuT Hel: BE mad WHEN HE wakes UP | AND EINDS ME GONE: You was RIGHT, ee ™ FoR THe rove’ or |}: ‘PETe! I Send You OUT To FORGET ABOUT PANTS A WAND HELL e MADER STL WHEN 1 TELL wim (ve, enh OUT ON "HE Links ! Yu uTne Runt! You BANE SPOIL 84 cents, and now only 74 cents, rush- MR. JARR ISN'T T “BROKE” BUT HE’S BADLY “BENT.” much money have your” asked Mra Jarr. ‘This was the question Mr. had intended asking her, but she beat him to it, “Seventy-four cents,” he replied eadly. “I bad eighty-four when we started, but when the train came into Atlantic City the bose said he had ‘ Tape peally By Rov MsCarcell no change and asked me {f I wouldn't tip the parlor car port think you must be bereft of your senses, coming down hefe the way you did!” said Mrs. Jarr. “Not wholly bereft of my centaes, @o to speak,” said Mr. Jerr, “the porter returned the four coppers, saying he hadn't the heart to di prive me of so much money, as Gnd Atlantic City rather expenat “Four ‘centses!'" sniffed Mra. Jerr. “Your jokes are about ap funny as your actions. . The idea of you coming down here without @ hat and with only “SAFETY FIRST!” HIS WARDROBE, ing like @ madman for the train, with- out letting me know you were com- train,” explained Mr. Jarr. "t see why you only blame me!” ‘Your employer can do such things,” ! Mra, Jarr remarked, “because he can afford to do them. He's a very rich man, apd when a rich man does such things they are merely regarded as ‘Interesting eccentricities,’ but when a poor man does them everybody asks! "Doesn't he drink?" “If the poor man drinks when he is out with the rich man he pays for it Rimselt—tor himeelf and the rich| man,” grumbled Mr. Jarr. wcrbat’s the reason the rich are rich; they ‘do not spend their money for rink,” sald Mra. Jerr. “Then I wish they wouldn't epend mine.” replied Mr. Jarr. “I only know that I'm down here in Atlantic City | with 14 cents, and the boss is mad at ‘me because his wife is mad at him you are mad at me, and J haven't means to elther stay here or go hat did you do with all the money you had when I left home?" | asked Mra, Jarr. “How much money did I hay Mr. Jarn retorted, “I. had tw: lura, that's what I had, two doll 1 hope you did said Mra, Jarr. jot of money. I ¢ things with two dollars. to, Wel, et Clare Mudridge-8mith rrow several two-doll from her huaband, and give then (a far, . Jarr. “If Mr. Bmith brought sec down here let him bw A your way back, ut hecrored from Clara I'd have to pay it back, becaude she's @ woman," But women never pay back when they, bor borrow from @ man,” ventured ir. Jarr. “Why ‘should they?” Mra, Jarr an- swered quickly, “And I'm eure a real gentleman would never ver sebarrecs a woman by " b TRAIN UY want K VUIY Rae pene AUTOMOBILE you may Princess,” “Securing what Princess?" asked | Mr, varr, |r help us by securing the ‘Noblesse Ob! and are turning up | their noses at us because they aay wi represent the Nouveau Riche an Tired Business Women element, a “Why, we read in the arrivals at| our faction could give a reception one of the big hotels here, that tho | the hotel to-night, and if the Princess Princess of Garagantua had arrived | of Garagantua could be induced to and would be here for the season. grace it with her Presence, ail the Mra, Marmaduke Stalker and her | lineage club! Id the new clique have seceded from the organization, Mie Marmaduke sociated Lincage, Literary and ¥ Stalker woul mado ridiculous: Rights Women’s Club, because we| ‘What elected Mrs. a Beezwacks as you er? Presidentess Generi “Oh, “Mra, Lehi ocing ‘Stalker's £1 facti claim all the Lineage and have taken the name of The Grande #0 mean bi i be wind to do anys’ Wroes Dames of America,’ with the motto i to please ber,” Good Stories of the Day Embittered Suitor. ‘OUR aristocratic American millionaire will often make a mesalliance and marry @ chorus girl or a farormelé, But I otice that your itocratic American millionairess, ware keeping her head, makes a good teh,"* speaker was Mme. Montessori, the Italian educator. She continued: “On my wey Biber the boat there, was a Page son whom sine writer from the West paid assiduous court, But he, on account of the low rates of the magasines, was as as a churoh. would not 6é iy gy he Ng ts ol 1o I out over the rolling bine war ten an ed-and embittered magazine Periter retorted, with a "t see why. It hasn't got an: '—Washington. 8 tar. . “ Getting in Line, ed railway literature for a real railway job in’ Montreal, told this story at a luncheon not long be- fore his death: A Scotchman came upon an auto- mobile overturned at a 'rallway croas- ing. Bealde it lay a man all smashed Piao a doctor,” he moaned, “Did the train hit you?” asked the " gaid the ees “tin 1 down beside you."—Detroit Free Pr One Lucky Man. 66] TS costing me three times as much to live as it did five ago, I tell you it isn't Our whole economic @aid one mas to ‘ WUperkpes you may have Ts late Cy Warner, who desert- | 7°S%% you find that it- ts costing you more. to live than it did five years “No. It ian't costing me as much.” a heaven's anne 3. Tee ai me oe rane ‘One "0 vot. ees tt ay eg