The evening world. Newspaper, June 18, 1914, Page 18

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You should see the bills 1 bawling out,” wot this morning from Atlantic City, | H ttl niid, bald man bad WO Irishmen were navigating, “You don't think he's going to get} Where she's attending a women's | settled down in the train. to the rough seas of Randolph fired, do you?" again {nquired the | clubs convention.” rway after street t | bookkeeper. “I'll be sorry for that, Mrs. Jarr is with her,” ven- other night Anding on grabbed his All of the for he's got a family and he ain't got) tui Mr. Jarr. a trying d. . fell asioep. | it anything ooth sailing. One a string of people bidding for his ser-| “I thought it was safe to let my On the hat of them, wh d to have a trifle vices like I have" —— wife go to the seaside," the boss con- cious less aboard © other, Was sup= By Rovk MSCardell “And I don't n to stay here, ex- | tinued, “but there are lace stores aud | the < parting his friend, evidently agatt cept I pity the t his will, The latter was sobbing like & child, poor old gink, | embroidery stores and all that sort of | and want to p Copyright, 1014, vy The Prem Publisting Co, “Oh, I wouldn't go #0 far as to say| interrupted the hia interests,”| thing there. I have made up my nae : shier. aT DT a | mind to go down there and put a stop (The New York Evening World), : ; get double the money I'm pald here, | to such extravagance!” Teplied the bookkeeper, with | Tha two firms will give me an inter- dd idea,” remarked Mr, Jarr jat implied he could say it, “but i Wn. st if I'll say the word. But I'm one | gr: 4 MR. JARR AND HIS BOSS you know how some of these ginks pla oa nf those sentimental guys, and I feel, “Let us run down to the seaside for a PLAN AN OUTING. | up the sociat gume! A feller is the old man is getting old, I won't! a day or he boss went on, “it Jquit him fat, capecially after I've|my wife can atford tovanend mong he cried, trying to loose from that gen- “Pat, me boy, what to ye that ye won't Chicago Inter engers walted ex- vpments, but all I tell you I'v at the evening,"—C! let me fight y cago News. | Ocean, me, of course I don't know how true| Cutt up tite busitess Rene ‘ s y than the present state b - ‘ HE bons wants to see|it 1s, that Ed Jorr is @ regulur valet] “Where wonld the frm be if the|neaw permits, so cand. We'll we deen 6 you, Ed," said Johnson,|for the old man, while his wife plays, books didn't show, as they do, that | there, and I'll give my wife to under- . , there's efficiency and up-to-date | stand that she has no ri . pein | ight to be the cashier, when Mr,/lally’s maid for the boss's cast Off} methods in the loore-leat ledger and |idiing and dancing and wasting money Jarr came into the office| clothes. Now, I wouldn't knock wny-|oard index system I had to fight 5 . the other morning, | body, but, be th y, 1 woulda’t| everybody here to get tnstallod?” in [ot ce cearee, wee Lam tolllag here g.| body, but, be that aa it may, | wouldn't a In- | ut my desk worrying over the psycho- “He's in a fine temper too.” lackey for anybody, boss or no boss! | Wired the bookkeaper, "But T never | logical state of business. Go out and é . fay a word, and the four-flushers get | tell Johnaol , a “E phould kabibble,"-sald Mr. Jar] “Where does Ed Jarr get off, any-| away with it—till thelr bluff wela| dua for $600. "Weill wo tan ata earolegsly. way?” interposed Jenkins, the’ book-| called!” |City and show those foolish and ex- “Bverybody needs to kabible when | keeper. “Il was here ht weeks be- ue we are sreaivt peohiving what | Weatanant ee baa the present de- the old man is first at the office.|fore he come and I'can show you aj the bookkeeper called "the grand | pressed state pusiness does not bounce,” on the contrary he was|make for wastefulness of money anc Why, he gets here so early in the| set of books without a blot or a scrape) jistening to the boss's troubles, which|flme. And, er—-um—ah—I hear Morging that he must meet himself|to ‘em. But am I called into the) were marital rather than financial, hotel the ladies are stopping at Is going home the night before,” the | bones office?” j “It isn't nothing but bills, bills, | giving a silver cup dancing contest aibhe eetaa” ia Santis “You needn't press a claim for the| bills, Mr. Jarr!" said the boss com: |for incurable athletes, I'll win it sure, rem # the) honor,” whispered the bookkeeper,! plainingly. ‘The charge of the Light |for I have a new pair of dancing bookkeeper, as Mr. Jarr hurried on. “the old man is everybody's loving| Brigade was a pauper's promenade | crutches that are wonders!” MARRIED LIFE—Hank Merely Misunderstood Him. IMIING NORTH CAT ISA ANIMIL WHICH HAS LIVES AND SINGS. IT NEEDS THE NINE LIVES BECAUSE IT SINGS. SOME CATS HAVE KITTENS ANDO SOME HAVE FITS PA HHS A CAT WHICH HE KEEPS IN A BAG. | HAVEN’ SEEN IT BUT | ANOw HE DOLS CAUSE VHEAR MA TELL HIM: “NOW Youve LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG!" CATS CAN SCRATCH, SO CAN DOG'S ONLY POGS SCKHICH THEMSELVES WHILE CATS SCRATCH FOLKS e am

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