The evening world. Newspaper, June 16, 1914, Page 18

‘Fun for the Home ' and the Ride Home da Stories E MARRYING OF MARY—Kenneth Upset More Than His Early Training By Thornton Fisher Le . WET MAT YOURSELF SHE SEEMS TO MISERACLE UNTIL | WANT ME TO-PUFF-PUFF- SO | SPOSE - Pur F- PUFF- (GOTTA Bo IT Gosh, sent NEVER SMOKED NGL, Al ES 9 ZA OG Hospital Near the Studio Hat's iv! Fine - DON'T { Aw-w-ws Uno BANE Move & muscce !! THe MY LITTLE HUESO Tween | (ue Leave Him ED UP OUT HERE WHILE AKEL 'S DOING THIS SHoRT Now REMEMBER THIS AXEL - \F You Move THE LEAST BIT SCENE, So HE Ger AnD aPon it! IN THE PICTURE WwonT Pramily a right. 1914, by The Press Publishing Co, New World), 1D NOW MR. JARR . WRITES TO MRS. JARR. KS. JARR'S second letter from the seat of war—the a@nnyel convention of the Ameciated Lineage, Liter- ary pod Equal Rights Clubs Atlantic City, interested that greatly. least be wrote that it did, as Friend Wife: ‘The house hasn't burned down you went to Atlantic City to Gress show and gabfest. 1 put the cat, take the children to f tekcs’ this opportunity of notifying a1! Whe desire treatment for = en@ eer troubles, that during the ot ‘This will include al! ine. Im order to take to avail them- the same the movies, cut my own bai hang out of the windows and rubber at the neighbors and otherwise conduct mynelf in a perfect lady- like manner, ‘The children are well and abso- lutely give no trouble so long Mrs. Dusenberry and Gertrude stuff them with cake and ple and we all let them do as they please. I am astounded to learn from your letter that there could be a new development of the tunic! Also that during the reading of Mrs, Beexewack's paper, “Do Mod- ern Fashions Inculcate Extrava- wance?” all eyes were upon her evening dress of white and blatk taffeta with a tunic of delicate Malines lace—for if the Malines 2 18 Treatments for $5 My aprolalty i tree! omed nostrile, the ones inside the nose, thus leaving in the nostriis those important structures that re created by Nature (o strain dust and us oUt of the al I will Le pleased to have you visit my Tt will comt you nothing for an ex- ation and advice Remember, before J of 8 positively be DR. T. C. McCOY, This rate will drawn June 30, * |502 Candler Building —-220 W. 42d St. ‘Theatre, Nest door to the New Ametenam we AM, Saturday, Bewre—donday, Wednesday ond to OP, M, Tuseder, ‘Tournday OAM, 6 Fal Bunda, trae pipes Gr omyy ve | Youll, RUIN THe Film! So HoLD PERFECTLY STILL. lace was delicate the seaside’ is the place for it, of course. 1 was sorry (i consult your second letter carefully in writing this) that J was not present to note that the bodice was fashioned with point de Venise lace, and (nat it was an innovation that made a thousand women gasp to note that the gown was made not only of two kinds of material, but that it was draped with two kinds of lace The only news of dress and fashion I can give you in return is that Albert, the street sweeper, has painted his white helmet for the summer season, and that Rafter the builder, got in a fight with a policeman’ and i recovering from the severe of nightatickitis that followe T also regret to have missed the t, “The P uit of the held by the associated clubs, but am pained to learn that the ladies who were not directly connected with the pageant, either as sponsors or participants, have since declared it should have been yaided by the moral element Tam gi women are gotting Logether to bring about ‘unity of thought and purpose and concerted action throughout world, but cannot s¢ why t jady who was not in accord with equal suffrage militance should have struck the lady with a para- sol who was. I am sure I will be also greatly interested in the tulle pompons it is now the fashion to wear ou the the eyes, like blinders, you had made it over th first time, and I am glad to learn that you’ wore it with’ a bit of brocade drawn over one shoulder and that the other shoulder was draped with tulle, ‘The vote taken by the conven- tion to uphold tempe: exert Ty influence in and at social affairs to discourage the dance mani 6 could not ave resulted otherwise than it in & UNANiMoUA protest, eape- clally as all the delegates wer anxious to adjourn tu attend thi Hotel prise tango contest for the cut glass punchbow!, ex, aeadioarside sisiam, ONLY @ MinUTE more! Was so sweet to you when al found you had not pledged you self to vote for eTther Mrs, Ma’ maduke Stalker or Mrs, Rethul Beeazwacks for President Gener ess of the Associated Lineage, Literary and Equal Rights Clubs. Yes, [ shat™look through the stores for some tub dresses for you, but what kind of hoops do you’ want on them? I shall also make every endeaver to pick out the summer wash dresses, such as you see adv tised in the paper you send variation from the telling details as the width of the cuff, the extre narrowness of the collar and the extremely low sush with piped edges. T think T will be able to pipe the edge, for sure, But I cannot promise to locate the moyenage summer frock of yellow voile, ‘What color is yellow voile? Your bewildered husband-at-home, EDWARD JARR, « The Same Thing. ECRETARY GARRISO: S pos of his bill vice-admirals, apro- creating six said at a luncheon: “The bill will make things bet- ter from a diplomatic standpoint, though the actual working of the navy will remain the same. Yes, the navy itaelf will be like Bro’ “Brown, idle through slack times, started to tramp to Buffalo by way of the Erie Canal to look for a job. ‘He met on his way a good many cana) boats coming up and down, and finally, stopping @ canal bout captain, he offered to work his passage “The captain took him on and set him to leading the horses along the th, Tie Jed the horses for two daya, thinking hard. On the third day he jad thought it all out and he resigned ‘By the powers,’ he said, ‘I ‘as well walk as work my pass. Washington Star, “HELP WANTED!” could. not find the place where , was. THEN—THEY TURNED AROUND. ISED TO MEE’ Be AT 2 AND Now TS 12 30- AUCE NEVER DID THIS BEFORE ! Gentle Johnny. ‘TRACHER trying to impress on her scholars the rightness of kindness toward all ani- mals took them for-a walk to bring the lesson home to them, Hearing a scream’ from little Johnny, she asked: “What's the mat- | ter, Johnny?” “ive been sitting on was the tearful resp. afraid I've hurt the Delineator. ae eee | Not on the Map. | ne, NORMAN had maid, M Jane, who had a lover in the | my, One day, after recei jing a letter from bfth, jought her mistress and asked if she might ane a map, A while after she returned to Mra, Norman again and sali fe hornet,” ind I'm thing, VER TRUST Ag, 10 HAS dente G HERE WALF Hol | asked the mistress, “Dural another Mrs, Norman searched the map, but lace could be found. ‘Jane,” she suid, the part of the letter which gives the name of the place where he ti Jane complied, and Mra, ‘man read: “Tam in durance vile, but hope soon to be sent home.”~National Monthly. — Strong Hint. yeplied Jane after ‘There were several matters which the young man wished Yo discuse-one in particular—-but somehow he could not muster the necessary courage, and the silence be- really painful. Ce hung fire badly. |! lease let me see | ouT sive. 7?7 “Er—what about?” “About the likelihood of war in Mexico. Your father said that If there was fighting he hoped it would soon be over.” ‘The sweet young thing smiled. "Yes," she remarked, “I know he's very much opposed to long enga ments."—Cleveland Leader. ——>— be AVE you any part of an au- tomobile that you don't want?” ‘What's the idea?” “You know how our grandmothers used to make crazy quilts for the were you~er—talking Welfare Work. “I might give you an old tire,, “On the same principle | am trying to assemble an automobile for a poor woman who has none.”—Loulsville Courler-Journal Thin People Can Increase Weight ‘Thin men and women who would ithe to incroase ther weight with 10 er 15 | | Pounds of hoalthy “stay thera” fat should try eating @ litte Sargol with thelr meals for & while and noto results, Here feo ood teat worth trying, Firat weigh your- folf and moasure yourself. Then take Bar- col--one tablet with every meal—for two weel and measure again, Ww YOU look oF feel | nay and think, ‘The will tell thelr y thin man er “L was speaking with your father| he sald at last, somewbat