The evening world. Newspaper, June 13, 1914, Page 8

Ta > % PNA BEE A, I~ en Serra TT e! ° ‘ The Evening World Daily Magazine: Saturday: June 13; 19147 ESTABLISHED BY JOSmPH inane Ge * , he by the Presa Publishing Company, Nos, Gedlished Dally Except Sunday, by 0 en] Fuse i Cor RALPH PULIT: President, 63 Park Row. J. ANGUS HAW. rer és Park Row, JOSEPH PU! ER, Jr, etary, 6 Park Row. ; F g : Pont-Of! New York ond-Class Mattor. a Peroncigtion ‘ae "40 ne "Svening| For Enelt nd and the Continent 1 a for the United States Internation: and Canada Postal 7 wets : | VOLUME 54... ..ccccccceceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee NO, 19,289 Copyright, 1914, by The Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), As to Some Favorite Masculine “‘Fairy Tales. EN have just seven favorite fairy tales concerning women. Thee® M are not the fairy tales which they tell TO women, but the pretty, fanciful little conceits which they weave ABOUT women and thea enjoy repeating to themscives, and to cach other, in moments of great stress or sentimental inspiration. Now, like all good fairy tales, these | even masculine favorites have an underlying psychological “motif,” whieh « is not always clear to a woman until she has been married a few yeare —or a few times. } For Inatance: = : No. 1—“Women have more endurance than men.” This flattering little fairy tale has been repeated, with a becoming and appropriate sigh of modesty, ever since Adam first remarked that Eve should have had “more endurance” than he did in resisting the apple, It merely means that when man is bored or worried, or has had a tiff with hie wife, he can pick up his hat and fling opt of the house to the nearest cafe and drown his troubles in his favorite beverage; but that strong, cana SAID ARMA ASAI Aaa lh ANOTHER PLEA FOR PLAYGROUNDS. AOK of playgrounds fille the courts. President George Mc- ‘ Aneny of the Board of Aldermen, in an address to the members bf of the Recreation Alliance, made a strong plea for the play- A @tound extension which The Evening World is urging upon the city. 7 The more healthful outlets we give children for their energies when out of school, Mr. McAneny pointed out, the more we overcome the influences of bad environment and of the moral and physical in- firmities which fill our hospitals and reformatories. He cited the expe- rience of Chicago to prove that an increase in the number of recreation centres brings about a decrease in the number of cases tried in the brave, patient woman must sit around and take her medicine “straight"— Ohildren’s Court. and wait until he gets ready to come home. ° ” “In my opinion,” declared Mr. McAneny, “there ts as much It means that when a man has a headache or a toothache every member ad reason for providing localities with playgrounds at the general of the family must rush about and do something to allay his suffering, Me expense of the city as there ts for putting up schoolhouses, | oantie tit ak gerntanlect tie er that when a woman has a From all sides come hearty indorsement and co-operation for | eee reer erat, aba ey tenes tit hee ee and make nereatt om the campaign which this newspaper is conducting to help the city’s | weet, “enduring” angel, just as though nothing were the matter, children. pena sy The Safety First Society urges more playgrounds to keep the wbildren out of the crowded streets. The churches urge more pley- g grounds to give young minds a chance to remain healthy and clean. 3 Yes, and This One Is True. § Ce errr No, 2—"Women are more forgiving than men.” 7 ‘Yes, indeed! And this cunning little fairy tale is a true one, Because Educational and sociologica! experts urge more playgrounds as a means of lessening ignorance and crime. Borough President Marks and Park Commissioner Ward of Man- hattan have offered to help look for suitable playground spots. Other city officials and heads of organizations express their belief that the city should convert all available vacant spaces into play centres. Public opinion is convinced that this great and wealthy munici- pelity can, at the expense cf a few thousand dollars, expand its recrea- tion facilities to a degree that will bring gncalculable benefit to thou- ands of children now growing up, to their children and to their chil- forgiveness is the one great, big, noble quality of mind that the average man insists on assiduously cultivating in n woman, and which he gives her daily and hourly opportunity to practise. forgive a man for any sin against her for acolding him about it. Because she hus been forgiving him for thingp ; so long that it is just aecond-nature to her. . No. S—"“Women are nobler and finer than men.” * This is one of the sweetest little fantasies that man has woven abo’ himself—his belief in our “superiority,” his worship of “divine womanhoo¢ It Is auch a comforting theory! Because all-he has to do is to place “divinity” In @ niche in the wall, or on a pedesttal, with the tnjun- “You stay there till I come back!” and then go off and wobbie all ov/ downward patt in the perfect security that she will be waiting fo with her halo on straight when he gets home. No. 4—“Women are weaker than men. This does not mean, as you might suppose, that they are more pra be tempted, or anything of that sort. Neither does it mean that the not strong enough to work all day in an office and then stand up al way home in a street car while the “tired business man” reads his r7| paper. Women are only weaker than men when they it to be taken 2 fishing trip, a hunting party or a camping expedition; when they want t up and join hubby's poker party or to carry a vote to the polls. No. 5—“Woman's place is in the home.” This & the favorite fairy tale of the man who lives in a bachelor But if you should suddenly ask him what particular woman he was ‘ OUT of a home, in order that he might keep a Japanese valet and a Fres chauffeur IN one, he would turn and run as though you had tried to put: ‘urse on him. ‘Woman's fret duty is to be kissable.” that's no fairy tale! It is better to be dead than unkiseuuis. tell me what encouragement there is to suffer tortures at the dentist's the beauty specialist's, to chew orris root and resist spring salads, and * on biting your lips, just in order to be kissed by a cross between the a. of a mint julep and the flavor of stale cigarettes, with a rough ebia an . | the case of a mustache—a whisk-broom rampant. f eal . - No. 7—"Women are 80 mysterious! No man ever understood one” POEESPRRELEEER OS EGEEFELEEEEEEE SLED EESAEROSOESOOSET Of course not. And the pride and self-complacency with which a a| denies bis ability to understand a woman are quite equal to the pride.2 I iy Mrs. Jarr’s Going Away From Here; eelf-complacency with which he might d at he ever wore a light 2 —\ @ren’s children. To get full value out of public scheol property, as The Evening World first suggested, making echoolhouses eummer centres of recrea- tion and health by adding thereto play areas, bathing pools and gym- nasiums, is the first and most obvions step. It is no longer a project. It is « plain duty. SS Another Yellow Taxicab chauffeur fined $100 in a Police Court for trying to steal privileges under the law which his company defies. The Evening World once wrestled long and bard with the giant of taxicab monopoly—and won. The rem- pants of a bust@ taxicab trust have sulked and plotted ever since, You can show up the Yellow Company, but you can’t Ya make it blush. ———s THE CITY LENDS A HAND. The Gre HE New York Telephone Company's scheme to let the valuation T of its telephone property in this city trail off and be lost in a wilderneag of wircs and poles up-State didn’t “get past.” Prompt appraisal preparatory to a reduction of rates for telephone users in Greater New York is the programme—one which the up-State Public Service Commission promises, if need be, to make mandatory. Meanwhile the city government comes forward to take its stand with The Evening World in this newspaper's long fight for lower telephone charges: . “It is the intention of this administration,” declares Cor- poration Counsel Polk, “to participate in all rate cases affecting the citizens of New York. This telephone case concerns the public and it ie fitting that the city government should concern necktie or carried his handkerchief in his sleeve. It fe utterly useless’? to be perfectly frank and honest with him. He ts determined But She Is Going Little by Little fond hoe taokara Uke © Chinses IhUndty tcket: He is oo buy lomeaee Be . s008 999000000 90080000% e ooneeee weseeere the devious that he passes right over the obvious. tips! But I don't see why the tax- SeAAAAAA RAR DRADER DNAS § le It Soul-Ache or Dyspepsia? { hele payers should put up with it! Al- though we don’t pay taxes, still the I" anything seems to be the matter with a man a woman will go about bie and never getting anything for It! )not the purgiar-bs would just let; Unless one subscribes and liberally “But I pose ‘glar—|them burgle. the privae, pels Oda “After a while there will be private glarizing the property of peopie wno|firemen and private street sweepers weren't amo! his subscribing em-| too, I suppose! And nobody will get o> mean the policeman and|a thing done, not even a life saved, i H principle is the same! And, oh, dear, scientifically trying to find out whether it's something eating at his weet 1 wisn 1 wasn't going!” or only something he's eaten for luncheon; whether it’s physteal, ssectal “Now enjoy yourself, dearie,” said or moral; dyspepsia, love or remorse. neighborly old Mrs. Dusenberry, its “Oh, why couldn't Mr. Jarr go in But if anything seems to be the matter with a woman a man imme. ” diately concludes that sh “on her nerves” and lets it go at that. MWh T could haniig coin Seur| Now, it's awfully nice to have all these seven Dquauets dung ot we dag place, my ar,” expostulated Mr. | after day, but modesty forbids us to accept them. R's really sweet of men Jarr. “I'm not a delegate to the Sum- | to think we are so much nobler, better and more fascinating than they are, mer Session of the Associated Lin-| but we must rise to disclaim all rights to the beautiful tribute. Chapters From a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond. Copyright, 1914, by The Hees Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). Conran, ss York ovina Wort go Hibs ' eage, Literary and Equal Rights ‘We are just human beings like themselves, and it’s awfully 66ATOW, you take good care of soon at a vaudeville show. The bill| Women's Clubs. Besides, Mrs, Mud- itself with the proceedings. The Corporation Counsel will N my precious lambe,"> sald CHAPTER XLII. WAINt' G0. tare lmeeens, and T famith, who has tnvited you as Seon Ne Bae our halos on straight with the constantly changing bavo.s representative at all hearings and endeavor to represent Mrs. Jarr to Gertrude, the UR luck had not deserted us meen ean of ee ree tlabiog me gs eat ay We Gap venten in Aen a “, ., “get-rich- | 8nd watching Jack. How chan, e , has inv me!” the interests of the people.” light-running domestic. “And Mr ( ) with our first “get-ricd | ee Mate ae becoming fretful, ner- i don’t want to go!" whim- quick” atthmpt, for ‘Trans- atlantic M. had a phenome- advance, Instead of] over him? having, as we had hoped, another|,,"“Oh, well,” I thought. “When we Nave money enough to have a home thousand placed to the credit of 8U-| of our own he will be all right!"— ean Hamlin, we had twenty-five hun-| never thinking, nor realizing; that dred. Jack had pyramided, and ao|tue desire for these very things, in a4 If the New York Telephone Company could decide to get on evpeplacudie Reiger basen AA, ¥ the right wire, listen to the public, and do some straight thinking, it)qre, and it ¢ ey are real good they + might spare itself a lot of trouble. can go to see moving pictures— their papa will give them the money— and don't leave the flat for ope min- ute unless somebody Is on the watch, impatient at time: th pered Mrs, Jarr.. “something might child happen to my darling lambs!” sone ’ = vACtin ire-promect tie darine|$ —— Lhe Week's Wash jambs commenced to roar ani 5 and Mrs, Jarr gathered them to her By Martin Green bosom and wept again, while old Mrs. Dusenberry rolled her eyes and said that only @ mother could understand. What had come Copyright, 1914, by Ths Press Publish ing Co, (The New York Brening World). ri Carranza? Carramba! t of day- the way I wished to have them, was| However, Gertrude, the Jarry’ light-| 66 HERE seems to be a lot of out of its hiding places. All at omce 4 for there are erate la neighbor. {Cur Winnings had been greater than| the Cause of Jack's altered actions. | running domestic, who was not in the ¢ | yammering to and fro about | things begin to hum. And then it ig a light burglars around this ne! bad planned. We now had a! At Littie Hungary we met a num-| maternal category, seemed to under- the statement of President | {%, ‘iscovered that what pasted for oa pacd—-Mrbs Miryvar MA & ae WY; | "drawing account," as Jack called ber of people we knew, among them|atand, for she aniffied and told Mrs. ‘Wilkos that #6 ye ed merely 8 eee ee ae jag doors the other night when it, with Flam & Co. of about eix| Harry Eberhardt ani a wife. elt|Jarr to cheer up, as she, Gertrude, on WHO'LL GO TO MARKET? Be et ina window werching for Mr Ho eta tg mortified that we had not dressed, 1 think we went just a little bit{DUE Jack, Instead of making any mad that night after Jack had sold, |{00llsh abologies a@ I should have and we knew our money was sure. |", ‘ The week had been an awrul atrain ant Toe Tig ime (ree tonlane: on both o . Had the. ateck ‘slumped we imigni| ‘They accepted with alacrity, and have lost all we had with the firm,|J&ck played the generoys host to a we had no more to protect it with. |PEfe aa. a, s octock when we ae end Oot and ast sald, I think) .g— “Clifton and Gertle good night ‘Boon as had told me of our|°" the stairs—our elevator stopped good luck Jack called Gertie and Clif-|Tunning at midnight—and as Mrs. ton on the telephone and t Banks was sound asleep in her chair, det on your things! ‘The taxi will|T lasisted upon her remaining ali Don't | Might. dress! This tan't any society atunt,| “There! I feel better!” Jack sald, but we are going to paint the town | sitting on the edge of the bed, taking We did paint’ the town, ‘as Jack |of his shoe. “If I hadn't done some- had promised, not only red, but biue| thing to-night to work off the steam, iad green, and all sorts of yellow. |1 should have gone crazy! I don't Jack acted like one possessed. Not|/Wonder the poor devils in the stock he did anything so much out of| market that try to get rich on e shoe- @ way, but his exciternent was so] string look so worried,” obvious, his exhilaration so unusual| For people who a few weeks before ‘finally Clifton = had hard times making both ends m “Whatever is the matter with you, we had certainly been “going some, Coolidge? You act as though some | Fertie expressed it. sete would tell her everything Mr. Jarr did during her absence bearing testi- mony for ancestry, sociology and femin! are suffering | Others that times were hard. ' ” grom_peycholog- | '* YU" Peychology tn business. teal hard times,” ‘4 ond Gan, remarked — the head polisher. | ¢ ¢ HY are some of the street “Business men car agers 80 opposed 1 as a general to the proposed law re / thing,” said the | quiring all cars to stop on the near laundryman, " asked the head polisher. “know nothing street car managers are about psychol- powed to change of any sort except t get from thelr pat- HREE public-spirited New Yorkers have volunteered to give | Stryver to come home—of course that t night, and it was one of these part of their time while abroad this summer to a study of pas walieanien hohe people club market conditions in London, Paris and Berlin. The Bor-| gether and bire by the month—but oagh President of Manhattan, who is a member of the Board of hee ee ae besinny ey & Estimate Committee on Markets, says the city will thue save several] get the use of them—because I am thousand dollars which it would otherwise have to spend on such | tired of doing favors for other peo- now! as a hoarse, rasping, vibrating shriek lke the squeal of an angry porker was heaid in the street below. “Ye said Mrs. Jarr, turning . “I don't wish to!” “Why, my dear, I could hardly go to @ convention of women’s clu Mr. Jarr protested. “Your things are all pecker, you pave yeur nine Ber dresses and you will have a splen: ogy. time, | know!” Ff Wy dea prose replied the laundry “How could I be so heartless and| “In psychology are inc © railroad men are enjoy myself while my dear children | esses of the mind which operate |about as progressive as clams, ‘Thay might be perishing in the flames while| without the solicitation or consent of /hatn anything new you were out with your cronies? Ob,| ing individual affected. For instance: | wossing stop the passengers “wit no, Lean’t leave them evcopt| "A tnker enters his office some! havo to walk back the length of the maybe to take the children out to see| morning and asks his secretary if he/car to the rear platform. jee mevine pictures,” Mr. Jarr prom- | noticed two big blue spots on the monn rere Ke ett last night. There were no spots and} yinok t Mrs, Jarr did not wish to recover too perhape no moon, The banker repeats | Croguing?’ Whe ever sew the guickly afer Devine Bicphegne Sar marks to hie stenographer 4d) man stop his cer right on the cross H ing? Not many |ne, but ashe sniffed and whimpered | (thers. : hi read | 7 p 9 By night the report has spread! “Besides, th ang aald she really didn’t want 9 #0-) peyond Ma dotauen of the OGie® | care thee hare on tke mommies ania en on Mra,” Mudridge- Numerous ‘people are found ae theie| Amsterdam * " aw eo jue ney wi we Smith's motor car awoke the sbrisk- they eee. hey will describe the ahoard' by walking helt the lemethes ing echoes of the viele?’ to| shape and size of the spots und thelr/the car. Another thing in favor of Finally Mr Jerr ae te ontted by| location. ‘Then the story gerw into the|tne near atop is that the motormen Fido to the depot, ag. ip eoaithtea |Bewspapers; and the whole country | nas a mark to bring his car to—the Nee eer ood the friendly old Mrs. |Fesounds with speculation and dis-) crossing, I the dachshund type le y, Jac! ute about the two big blue spots! generally stopped, people won't have “[ mean it, But ‘don't 100k #0 wor-| Dusenberry on the other, and fol |Pet Othe moon on a certain night] f walk as far to get aboard Me ried, Sue. He isn't going to ask any| lowed by the walling children (and |)" cusands—even millione—of trust-|diq in the old days of the far = aD ded. all, save Mre. Jarr, garrying hand citizens. Wi What are you going to do to-| Way mado. raliroad man remarks that times are Albany Journal, | | oh ee Phamnineet| day?” he asked Just aa he reached Mr. Jarr got into the car between |PanoMe Tey ne ont ‘timid thing In Poverty does more to make men | Jack rejoined, the door. the hing young matron, Mrs. tng world—has been golng nto holes For Safety Brakes. the control of the driver. Some | cowards than conscience does. “L only wish I could,” Clifton sighea| “Im going to Mr. Howell's studio | Clara Mudridge-8mith, and his wite.|and hiding from the ciiects of the Ge ho Mattar of The Evening World: months ago, I wrote to the President ae Tak an the waiter brought the bill for the| With Mra, Somers this afternoon,” T and ret A Aael BB Getantly far] tarite changes, the banking, legisla, (67 SEE." sald tho head pollsher, killed ehildren than au- | hie attention to this condition and placed confidence.- ret News. “Now let's go to a show fora while,|_ “All right. I may stop for you,|and parting ipjunctions to Gertrude | that times are hard is repeated, ing out on the Chautauqua Cire. sug@esting that all trucks, drays, £ 27 8 then we will go down to Little Hun.|You have said so much about his|and old Mrs. Dusenberry, Mrs. Jarr| “But there has been nothing Op-| oui again this summ wi he, equipped anybody on his way It's Friday night and every-|place I'd rather like to see it. But| was off with her friend en route to No great indus: ee only a question of time," 1 back ill be there,” Jack suggested| don't wait for me—something may the club convention, well ir. Pretty soon Nd from the table. happen that I_can’t make it! know ber dearest foes, ry gomebody announces that times are the laundry man, ‘uatl) a babit be @ taxi and we were (Te Be Continued.) bilada, saw them go in triumph. getting better. Money begins to pop comes @ disease’ \ iayettigation. i . The inquiry will show beyond doubt that these three European Hits From Sharp Wits. capitals maintain admirable cheap food emporiume which more than , od ney their ped bees have wa public markets, Why? Because sce Siirare: senate top’ of they have a public that goes marketing. eee But what can that prove concerning New York? New Yorkers tagetnee Aveo them are fret 68 either order their food supplies by telephone or run to the delicatessen | Just how the Government ought to be fm the block. Hither way they pay the high cost of convenience.| 2 Over and over again co-opcrative market schemes have gone to pieces | pore ye ent ane ae een are fa this town because so few people want food at low prices if they |"esularly entertained, | ftort . E bs wh that b ee ee cases int crust to fudk wil calm ereale fr Jack had been carried off his feot o] {the night fore, ani fearing he Jack laugh-| might be unduly excited at the offite, T cautioned him before he left. “Be a little more quiet, Jack, Mr. *] Flam will ask you what the matter "ite better not, in th 4 Not quit “He better not. I'm not in the moo a few thoteamag tion, Gertie, oBIY|., be questioned!” wos his astonieh- “Then I suppose we will be losing| ‘Mg reply, you very soon,” Clifton opin ‘Have you bought that lot you we: ° me about?" looking at Jack. Many persons are willing to give “No! Sue went down, and she was] lot to get something “for nothii just as pleased with the place as I BY, ) Studies of market conditions in foreign cities will always make | good judgment if good luck comes to fnteresting reading. But what change will they effect hereaboute? | "im Albany Journal. | Unless, maybe, the city can manage to put that “several thousand| It strikes us that the next doo dollars” to work in some way that will teach New Yorkers the first en, le ey Principles of thrift. "Oh, Sue, why didn’t you tell Gertie questioned. “And, Sue, it @ million, is it? Mr, Coolidge is ladelphia Inquirer. ps Necessity invents some things which ought not to be, I ejaculated, an tee gy