The evening world. Newspaper, June 11, 1914, Page 22

IM GonNA’ See THAT on, 1 YA KEEP THAT THERE GET You To PROMISE To HELP Hat a Do THAT HERE CHILD WITH ie UT ARENT You A LITTLE LIGHT © RUN A LAWN aN Mow AXEL, WHEN 1 SAY “MREE — You FALL (ead! You ARG susr GY “THe PAYS TERMIOUS ASSASSIN WHO (S ovvsme “Tea winoow 1 MATED YO 00 fY.- Bur wi HADNT, Hed 85 BRINGING THE MUTT To INSTEAD OF WEEPING OVER (T. He was a cesT ! Now €o AN’ GaY TO WORK IN THB STUDIO! war TANT AS GF 1 CIOWT CAST ror fhe Say TO HER "MARY- fe Say -NoOUu GOoTTA— Pokiy’ YouR OAD— BLAMED Comeins w $4 TOBACKER EUR AAS Oboes eseeeeeeee coeconcoooeoeeoee ceoeesooooeooee see It’s All Off With the : ‘‘Camperettes” Select Party. POOVIOSSOSTSOOSSS OS SOOSOSSSSOOS SOS SSSOSSIIIEVIIIETH persons made @ eelect| Mrs. Jarr saw the tango camping |to Mrs. Mudridge-Smith, who replied :: The Day’s Good Stories. :: He’d Take the Same. at last he bired an ex-prizefighter to end, where would you come out?” e 2 keep order. That night the orator! “Out of the hole,” replied the pupil, WASHINGTON man celebrated with an air of triumph. contras' the contents of home life p the eighth birthday of ©! withne squalor of drunkenness nephew of his by taking bey boappaniganne “What is it we want when we ree He Thought He Knew. the Iad to luncheon ata big hotel. turn home from our daily toll?” he The youthful guest had not noticed | asked. | HE man from Philadelphia was Party to Lavin an Ried tila sore of worse ae and Srienae BAe Ce over the wire Prepeshetionlly: “Oh, that at the end of the luncheon his me at & we, want to, ease our | beleg shown aka ‘ nope wee immediately je" cusne ving evidence of what | you r dear! course we must | burden, to gladden our hearts, to failing from Philadelphia he jut the woods are full of ed called a “flivver,” | call it off! And I am coming right uncle had tendered a $50 bill in pay: r.—. ie amy her nants ott that toe ain not | wena reo! jer hands oF In social affairs all women are camping out your take Mr. Jarr to tank for telling her n bunch ‘of Arcadians might never| what she wanted to know. eager to be identified with @ success ment thereof, but the boy did notice ee fspior4 lipo? PAO BES ROSS Ashe i Hype) oF eres ae that when the waiter returned he| He paused for effect, and in the ured habits and the element of brought with him @ plate upon which | silence could be heard the voice of *PCed had no place in his make- r el ng #4 an piled a huge mound of green-|the keeper of the peace. Novertheleas he was a newspaper piven & hod Within three hundred) “yeu. I've decides not to go fartnee pudiate moun’ Mon tavern Mace: packs and silver. | (Bono “Mind,” he said, “the sat bloke that veader and had a creditable concep- 7 in the matter,” Mrs. Jarr was hea thi: eas je With a longing glance at + | says ‘beer’ e@ goes with a bang.” am glad the chances are #@| to say on the telephone to her dearest Heat ge eae nore in busineas or poil y' tion of what was going on in the leaned toward bis uncle and largely in favor of such a condition | friend, Mra. Clal the boy 14, Mudridge-Smith. |, “1 wonder if that homely Miss Older $ wor! of affairs, but the very thought of| “or course, there is no roseom why You call up Mrs, Stryver and tell | will land old Van Scadde?” ones you please, Unclo Tom, I'll have f Of Course. 1 Go when the Fire Deparimenva ay. those persona being in the syivan| this should cause such a lovely idea|her we have decided to withdraw,” |" « t be done without a make- |, plate of that too!"—Lippincott's opera aba) before ellie @aadren ip (uel tuar oe G OUT is getting very| Ae! would make the verdant giades| to be relinquished. But I really find | Suggested Mra, Jarr, when her friend | yp” a mie up a gio re a | Loo and bosky copres unpleasant to my¥|1 cannot ive the time and al arrived. | “Tell Ber we prefer not to| UP" ' i bright little boy in school, the|Wason came clanging down popular,” said Mr. Jarr./ friends und myself, it would in- have anything to do with it!” teacher asked what country ts Street he looked up at his ent Mra, Stryver could have bitten her- | sive social circles that Mra, Jarr and Anticipated. -_ +e to the details, for of course looking up from the evening | deed! thing was left to me. And, best: | tainer: ; 4 0 opposite us on the globe, says the | “Joy riders?” he mildly askea.— . “They'd better get off our earth,"| really don't feel like camping out—|self with chagrin when she received! Mrs, Clara Mudridge-Smith had with- . fe y “i bare fashionable| muttered Mr. Jarr to himself, but for- | I've got such a dreadful headache!” |the measage. If the camping out|drawn their august countenances be. H was full of zeal for the tem-| Chicago Journal. == leveland Pain D 4 yee SOY ‘ tunately Mrs. Jarr did not hear him, Mre. Jarr said this with an air of |/scheme was to collapse, as was evi-| cause-—and It was whispered that cer- and was hold-| “1 don't know, ma‘am,” was the 3 Or popular?" asked Mrs, Jarr. “There| +11) go right to the telephone andj finality as though the camping out|dent, why was she to be left among| tain persons were to be given a social | f lectures in a| reply. + fp @ wide distinction between the| call off our picnic party,” he heard| would take place In about fifteen min- | the ruins? Mr. Stryver was quick | chill, terms,’ 7? Me duppoee so,” Mr. Jarr admitted. “I never attended any fashionable — affair that was very popular with me, ut I see that the Harlem Dill Pickle | > Chub will go camping this summer tn- Stead of fishing. Here it is on the porting page under the heading of ‘Wights Scheduled.’ ” “The Harlem Dill Pickle Club? Haven't I heard that name before?" / asked Mrs. Jarr musingly, “I'm sure I | BETCHA have.” YA COULDNT “IE think, but I am not sure, it's a| WALK * club from this neighborhvod, i wht Mr. Jarr, but he spoke very OLE, FENCI | ys Tit-Bits, But] “well, now,” pursued the teacher, |An Easy Way to Get Mrs. Jarr’s acquaintance are on the! the audience was very unkind, and! “4 1 were to bore a hole through the | Vorcalcs Havtonn areatrating: kept interrupting. So much so that earth and you were to go in at this Fat and Be Strong f L BETCHA! - a a - (Orme 1014 7 Bin me Putin Cosy ag wo we wo By Sass @ trouble with most thin folks wae to gain weight is that they 4 on thelr ato! her sa it's lucky I learned of this| utes rather than in at least fifteen|and got Mrs. Vansour on the wire and days—if at all. spread the word, and before night it The truth of the matter was that But it was a perfectly good excuse was known in Harlem's most exclu- workman's hall, In consequence a dozen ladies of HEY SNOW RUN CHUB-AY! (“era GIRLS: CHUBBY S« ACOMING RIGHT je it!" cried Mrs. | that awful gang that @arried to every starved, broken-down i and tissue of your body: You ean readily hangs out at that place at the cor- => = . picture it when this amasing trese- mer! 1 knew the name of this gun- Sa i 3 formation has taken piace and you nation | Men's association was familiar a 4 . h, come, my a replied Mr. your neck, shoulders and bust diseppear \ and you take on from 10 to 20 pounds of ‘They are not bad fellows, i} ” Wy i” i = iid, healthy flesh. Sargol is absolutely ny of them are solid citizens i inte f " i @round bhere-—the butcher and grocer z = ~ > we deal with, Mr. Rafferty, the build- « 4 ” interrupted y. = 5 Man that sort \ re own am be ta! has nit a few - ken by those who do not gain ten pounds or more.—Advt.