The evening world. Newspaper, June 9, 1914, Page 16

i Sater tiemecetteh | oe PWOLOMONs Of IR eT Reha Rove ae) O£ING EE __ oy eS (fo) NF ESSIONS ‘ maonciptign, ‘tes “eb Biw re is] Fer Enel ‘and the Continent and ‘ ; the United States ‘Ail Countries in the Tri ; Ted» UNIDJRTE4 crreeesessesse QAM] One Toa sannreeserecnsssenee GUE PBY HELEN Rone = ee JOUR voc ssrssscceeee Copyright, 1014, by Tho Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), VOLUME 54 NO. 19,285 M Y DAUGHTER, there be three things which are emusing unto me; nay four, which cause me to be mirthful. “SPEED UP.” The way of a “hero” in a moving picture. The way of a summer-widower with a telephone girl The way of a woman with a secret. ENATOR FOLEY, Chairman of the joint Legislative Committee And the way of a man with the HAIR of his HEAD. on Telephones, scoffs at the idea of making an eighteen For lo, when @ woman arrangeth her locks, it is for vanity’s sake, fer " atyle’s sake, for art's sake, or for love's eake. monthe’ job of the pp _ besrrrwed Me og het Aca But a MAN'S hair ie his favorite Advertisement! Phone Company property nen oA ne the and the ‘The savage euffereth his locks to flow about his shoulders, and adorneth think comp! mont " akoo toed by to Pete Service Guistedia te Feb. 1, 1915,” , them with bright feathers, which is to say: @edlares the Senator. He also asserts his belief in what The Evening World hee maintained from the first: ‘That there can be fairly fized a maximum rate of five cents “Beware! I am FIERCE!” But the first sign of a civilised man is a hair-cut, which is the symbol per telephor; message throughout the entire city of Greater York for all classes of subscribers, instead of the present ‘of INTELLIGENCE. Yet, when “Culture” cometh, he permitteth his locks to grow again in divers and wonderful ways. The Poet cultivateth @ curling forelock, and the Musician rejoiceth ia a | waving mane Which ts to say: “Lo, I am « GENIUS!” The College Professor sheareth the hair from his head, and causeth it to | grow upon his chin; for a Vandyke is the emblem of INTELLECTUALITY. The Soldier cutteth off his back-hair and removeth his beard but coazsth the foliage to grow upon his upper Mp, as a token of BRAVERY. The Monk shaveth the TOP of his head, to show forth his PINTY. But the Baseball player shaveth the back of his neck, which is to eaye “I'M the guy!” Behold, in all the world, there are but two men who rejoice not-in doing | STUNTS with their HAIR, Even the Convict and the Baldheaded man. Yet, the Convict suffereth great shame when his locks are ehoras But the Baldheaded man goeth forth boldly “uncled on top”; and neither vanity, mor mercy, nor modesty ehall cause him te cover up his blushing scalp. Go tot A woman will encumber herself with two pounds of false hatr for love of a man who would not cover his bald spot with @ toupe for the NED ) || tove of @ goddess. Verily, verily, the Lenguage of a Man's Hair a more-tnteresting- amd otranger than fiction! Phe Legislative Committee means to lend « hand in pushing * Jeleghone reform until the new rates for New York City aro finally ized. This newspaper's campaign to secure relief for overburdened telephone users in this city has reached a point where the New York Telephone Company hes jnst one way to square itself with the public. ‘As Senator Foley says: World began ite fight for « reduction Legislature It must quicken {ts pace and speed up its lagging Po the company’s officers believe that the confidence and good pith wilhof their eubscribers in tris great city are worth having? Say TTA TES Little Stories by Big Men. ‘The city is proud to note that twelve New York boys show (Osvrright ty Amabel Lea) &D prominently in the list of heroes recommended by Admiral By President Woodrow Wilson. ‘What's Gat? Whats att Wicteher tor “conspiovcus gallantry under fire” in the taking of N old negro went tate a Beige hang tyra behpasky seat "Vera Crus, So far the most notable event chronicled in our A\ etare tn Richmond and ease Gee do exattial Wah. creat ee ~-qpevations tn Mezien bes been the action of marines and “Poss, wil you please euty| MITES aan ou, I tee oo eailers ts getting ashore at the Mexican port with a prompt: call de Colonel on de telephone?” eg tre Bly . peas an courage that won the cathusiastic praise of foreign “Yea,” and he called the Colonel. Tang eos, roan och, "Waar he Mh old darbey sald, “Colaneh dat] Te oun ae, seth 1 agar Te neods plenty of nerve to face the desperate fire of an un hangin ply dere lari ed po ee eee a ecen enemy shooting from housetops and window shutters in ee ene one like a Northern genman, & sizsage ty: The american Mary bee shown thet it has “Yea, oub, I done tied otstngs| aey ton hiss 8s de Deonttal, Seto round his ears, but he didn’t budge! no euh; I ain't heard yh” Chapters From a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond. So Wags the World ||jVscstion Don'ts!) we ee a gece ae nt ee Bite of © Sense Ph ly With a “P " By Sophie Irene Loeb mo for het am we By Clarence L. Cullen. sears aboghegdtie a aE of the hour ts “vaca- never how mash tient” “When and where?’ ts urged. pe Highland Terrace the problem. Of course you FORT LEE FERRY FARES. thousands of residents in upper Manhettan and New Jerey| Straight From who have joined in The Evening World’s demand for » three- Bone aye typing Aaiua twmagr are fy sad The Shoulder } z The Court declared that States may regulate ferries )to-shore across interstate streams, 20 long se Congress does| Hand 4 Gan the Bergen County Board of Frecholders ask better sanction iF aptly exercising its right to order a reduction of rates on the Lee Ferry? The Board has shown itself thoroughly awake to|V°r™:" True, it ts hand work speeded HC i the fubereste of the besutifal country across the Hudson whose peo} ple to deft manipulation by a backing in a rakishly-cut shepherd’s plaid suit of ‘and then 8 a Lat it anticipate litigetion in the courts, order the ie Ova ties at ca sara Been piccon’ be aside te ine hie bowse met him yesterday, “but I'm beying orders— ot. New Jeresy to establish the three-cent : - oe gosh-whang it, I Tine itt" age HR he wil Norab pat into effect at the earliest possible ‘ balls naa “ ms J HA the Peder oad non sarers Niked: seme of the things were ex @ saving of $10,000 » month to petrons with a.cazebes teneey Ga. I tsar tas para oey got Mg Ate} of thar fold mote the: let sole the Mhere | qulsite. Mrs. Boerhardt served from @ dainty Dresden service that granddaughters is a missionary in a miserable place on the East Coast of ‘ hardts?” Africa. “And why that girl chose to give herself such a dreary life of it is ¥ “The one I’é ike is, but that’s out (eam ame Avia my plain a more than I can tell you!” remarked the nimble young grandmother as we of the question. They live in the been watched her throw the ball with a fine underhand twist recently, Ecc See: Fanta, with, all due spole- | coat expansive part of the Terrace. But there are other very desirable You've got to be pretty intimate with a man to feel that you have a lots in less expensive streets. Why Tight to mention his increasing Die na Maer ped bie. Ane Shen, with . wait Until Saturday? We'll 0 ‘to- B about time ether type achieveten' the stuff trickling out of his eyes, he’s you ze is some- morrow afternoon, You meet me stepless bak, car is ed Fae Tg ones Pat ire beso 4 thing he hardly ever thinks ebout—that if he takes « drink to-day it prob- lis often distraction to another. There|St half-past three and we'll have back before ably won't ocour to him to take another one for a month or #0, There never'lis the. person who thinks be wants ry of time to get $3,000 when he learned was a first-rate iar in the world until John Barleycorn got on the fob. | ny rest because he has been active. tS gaee waiaad _ Somvare ‘Sack reminded me, sotto’ Voom thet ae ea But what he needs ts OHANGE of ac- raneatiantio moved ttle] me couldn't possibly entertain ‘We've noticed that the fellow who takes it to heart when he's beaten at tho! ‘And when such @ one only ft, sa billiards nearly always is a winner in business. ivi added. ‘We can't decide on the lot until I reste he ‘wenelly) vaste, But it was enough to give us con-|#ell out our, Transatlantic,” hi ‘Then there is the other one whose| dence mn the atock, and to make us daily routine is sitting in one place| feel that wo had done right to buy oa at a certain desk, day in and day out;|!t- Jack got, Co ea “You don’t seem very enthusiastic whose tendency is to continue sitting | jin, ‘took bim the remainder |°Ve® Transatlantic,” I retorted, ig room, ‘Oh, the tip is straight goods af wherever he goes. But what helof the evening. ae evennE ad the house eo it|Tisht,’ and I believe we will make wants is a complete change of the mink YT ked, as he bent | money. But we must go slow on the dally habit—to use bis arms and lege | Sule age ble remas the changes. |!0t OF we won't have enough for the during the recreation period. ’ it was pretty near right, but Eber. | °° rT balteva in tetas the bouse has @ porch like this,"| 1» want, and letting the house realtt What's the use of getting a little two by four lot on a street wher: will be Cy syd Knowing the Eber- After having been frozen to the marrow just once by the wife of the man who drags you to his home for dinner when she isn’t expecting any guests, you don't do THAT any more. Many people complain that its traplike doors imperi! their and lege an@ tear their clothing. The other day the of @ car on Broadway shut sharply on @ man's back. ‘When a girl makes up her mind that she's going to marry a certain man, it almost invariably breaks just that way. And almost as invariably has the poer dunce firmly convinced, before they reach the hymeneal terrific time of it trying to get her and that he only , that he had a for | succeeded by a sort hard to mak a ference with tm, soctallys*1 Urged, knowing {t would have weight. ‘Well, don't fuss about it!” Jack answered impatiently. “Watt and seo how this last deal turns out be ‘nt daly thoughts Tack, that tt would “I only thought, 4 wo! ounce of cure. . be too bad to buy @ lot in a place neat comaie. The moon may shine ‘were ZOU Uke Highland ‘Terrace “it wear "i just what we wanted. mean, HE first observation of the tran- eam eae or San an We eae 7m Th to urge you to do anything you don't erican ing Am as- the long ch windows open-| Want to, but Id so like that lot next sit of "Yoqan m 1466 yeare eae eniber that all dress and no tne rectly = oe. Perch, Fee | oot fee Rpemmardia Hi a Ky aren FE aaa’ from temporary observatory akes Jack @ dull boy. Jill, too, | is muc! 5 win- x ego e # in England in 1689. Odeo: Pont ‘complain to the proprietor|dows as he spoke. “Besides, they are Digaded, scaea ‘orien re sited up.ta the Mate House vers ts a vation on| snout the children’s noise. You were| so convenient. n't ci a tin i werent jadelphia. This successful obser-|the passage of Venus over the sun's a ¢ yourself; and a hint to a] ‘“Yee—I guess ao. Yes, tt IS an im-| to them, Sue!" Jack answered rathep ys orery practically marked the | “is 18 the best method of ascertain- Sige mother Ya an encyclopaedia. provement!” as I again looked at the! crossly. A the car became filled and one woman vation, ing the distance of the great lumi-|” Don't pose as @ plutocrat when the| plan. “But when are you going to (To Be Continued.) stood near me. I got up and offered Deginning of scientific astronomy in| nary, and in recent years American | jimit of your pocketbook is the price dali ahtoeso5 q the New World, was in charge of| astronomers have engaged in elabo- " Shs Sides even. sive tt the American Philosophical Gooiety, )F2t° observations, notably of the tran- : sd, automobile does not always get the letly Know that there's many a sit of Venus in 1882, joan pl hie of r. nugget in the rock that does not wre eT ine whose motto|itself at once. Don't overlook the’ ts: “All'e well thi de well,” quiet ones, right to be Ne Don't make your impressions