The evening world. Newspaper, June 8, 1914, Page 14

Towser IM GONNA HEV YA CHANGE Places with THAT THERE YOUNG ONE Stem TER Hey on Yer] 9 7 bah ahd dt eas PoP i a SHAVE OFF YOUR CHIN AXEL! 1M NRED OF DRAWING You WITH “THAT HOBO Bearo & SyRRWS OUR PICTURES IN “The PAPER WAS “TRIED FOR FOUR DAYS Now ‘To Tose WHISKERS OFF YoUR FACE.) WHAT -(€ HE SHOULD eave You OUT OF “HE PAPER? “Wen wuar? AY BANE | Reruse ‘t “HELP WANTED!” SS ——— TIAA MEAT 17! Myf LAL ont ALAS, MR. JARR HAS “SPILLED THE BEANS!” bis social relations even the best of husbands will often lead a dual existence, “Im that he hap certain aseo- lations the feminine members of bis family do net approve of. q in who belong to & political associa- ich acquaintances =. bv bev “You hear us get up a little escape from squawdom enterprise at Gus's to take to the woods for a week away from the wiffs, and you go declared Mr. Jarr earnestly. making a preliminary play for a get- away, and I started the chatter/on the subject of camping out, but I mentioned no names!" “It wasn't necessary,” said Mr. Rangle scornfully. “But you started something, and I dunno bow to set @ backfire to it, I come home the other evening and find my wife read- ing ‘How To Make Pin Money by Hammering Out Campfire Jewelry from Old Copper Kitchen Utensils and Bell it To Your Friends’ in the Perfect Ladies’ Journal. Say, how can any dames that make home- | made fudge or homemade jewelry t 3 nl it it im all grades of so- ually as Mra. Rangle be- . Jarr was responsible for H EE 1 $f A 's, wo did Mra. Jarr firmly “Mr. Jarr wouldn't think of on if. it wasn't for ! his friends were to nature” move- included Mr. Jarr as a of the .proposed camping , Mrs. Jarr knew nothing of It. Nar 414 Gus know that Mr. Jarr, in- advertently speaking of the proposed wisit to Arcadia, without being at all @efnite, had put it in Mra. Jarr's mind 'to get up a tango camping party ef; the most select and carefully chosen kind. ‘“Zou apilied the beans, you big boob!” growled Mr. Jobn W. Rangle ‘when he met Mr. Jarr for the fret time after being made cognizant that ‘wwe camping-out parties were tn pro- (Gamp of formation. ‘Peat do you mean, | spilled the } Mr. Jarr indignantly. Jobn W. Rangle did not reply , Anetead he rapped on his stall sharply with the knuckles of his ““Bboot! What do you mean, my tep-gtory -1s vacant, or that I spilled begs?" growled Mr. Jarr. {Zau..bone hpad! I nominate you for Grand Worthy Weathered Oak in 3 Cr'ling Club” * "t get you, can the allagorical What and's fondness for dropping} 17 and sell it to your friends, any friends?” “Bearch me!” replied Mr. Jarr. “But you know I couldn't bust home ties to giblets by coming into the house sudden Uke and saying ‘I'm going camping with some sober and indus- trial friends to-morrow, see!’ Could have Mr, Rangle adniltted. “You haven't any sober and industrial frenda but just as T tell you, you! Coprright, 1704, rose Pubttsteng On. CR ¥. Brenig | epliied the beans when you went home and started this camping out chatter. Now your wife has got my wife full of it, and all the dames in their set are getting up a camping- out i “But why can't we encourage them to go alone on their camping trip, and we mep go alone on ours?" “It can't be done!" said Mr. Hangle. “They'd suspect something. No, you spilled the beans, our doom fe sealed. They'll go camping and take us with them!" SAMMY’S SLATE | Y ATENT'S FUN-AIN'T \it SAMnmy! L SLEEPIN | jooT o- Te HOO: [1 AIN'T SCARED.) ARE You [Sanny ( WHAZTAT Y) SF Some Good Stories of the Day He Might Know. 6677°HE train struck the man, 4id it not?” asked the lawyer of the engineer at the trial. “It did, sir,” said the engineer. “Was the man on tHe track, sir?” thundered the lawyer. “On the track?” asked the engineer. “Of course he was. No engineer worthy of his job would run his train inte the woods after a man, sir.”— Ladies’ Home Journal. An Ambiguous Answer. R. AND MRS. MURPHY were frequently in court. Sometimes Murphy complained of his wife, at other times Mrs. Murphy had her husband arrested for abuse, and on still other occasions neighbors bad them both in court for disturbing the peace with their brawls. The Judge was becoming rather tired of having them before him. hs yer Honor,” lied Mrs. Murphy; “not happily.’ Lippincott’ Magazine. Perfectly Good Reason. MONG the employees whose A duties are supposed to be dis- charged in the rear of a cer- tain shop in Baltimore, while the proprietor looks after matters in front, are @ couple of darkies, who occasionally “take things easy.” One afternoon they were engaged ip a quiet game of seven-up on a berrel, when they were startled by tho sudden appearance of the boss, whom they sup! to be in bis usual place in front. ‘Glew dai boss waa angry. low ” it 1 find you ta. “thas lowe playing cards?’ “1 don't know, boss," was the eponse of one of the darkiga, “ua- jess it’s on account of them rubber heels you is wearin’.”"—Lippincott’s Magasine. ——————— In the Family Only. OR a long time the friendly rele- tions between two little girls whose families are next door neighbore in Washington were un- broken by any untoward circum- etance, Finally, however, there came & “falling out,” and Louise hastened to communicate to the parents of her “1 never eee your husband looking at ether wemen.” “No—Poor George te fearfully near-sighted.” erstwhile friend, Blanche, certain de- tails of the distressing occurence, ‘When next the two children met, severe recriminations were exchanged. Gaid Blanche: “You're just as mean and hateful as you can be—telling my fether and mother that I bit you. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.” “You ought to be ashamed to bite me!” retorted Loulse. “Suppose I did,” came vehemently from, che, “You bite, go, don’t ” Whereupon the er. snared the greatest in me a ene thi: 3 “tf T do tte oY @ added; re-| I never bite any one outside my own family!"—-Lippincott’a, 4 Half of the Pleasure HE youngest girl of Baltimore family was recently much dis- tressed at dessert to discover that there was ice cream for dinner, “Oh, papa,” exclaimed the young- ster reproachfully, “why didn't they tell me this morning that we were go- ing to have ice cream?” “What difference would that have made?” “Lots!” sighed the chila. “T could have expected it all day."—Lippin- cott’s Magasine. ——_———. Mutual Secrets. 66] DIDN'T want to come here in | the first place,” confided the Gret guest at the expensive ho- tel at @ well known winter holiday resort on the South const. “No more did I,” replied the seo- ond, “but my wife insisted on my "Bo aid mine,” said the first. “She said we had to come, just because the “What do you think of those new corkscrew gowns the women are im- porting frem Parie?™ * *Corking!” Munseye were coming, told her we simply could not bade gent By had to come because the Browns were “Why, look here, my name ts “And mine is Munsey.” Then the two men shook one an- other warmly by the hand—Pearson's Weekly. Doubly Generous. HEN Jones called cn the Browns with an important message last night he had no ombrella.. It was raining pitebforke and he was soaked to the skin. Mrs. Brown was sympathetic and hospite- bie, “I coujdn’t dream of letting you go away like that!” she cried. “You must come in and get dry and have some supper.” “Never,” demurred Jones. “I am thre and couldn't get dry. I couldn't sit down at your these ‘yd im My. Brown will lend you suit.” “Wouldn't do. I'm twice as big as rown.”* “Well, he'll lend you two suits, He hes ty—come in!"—Pitteburgh Chrontole-Telegraph. VERTICAL STRIPE MADRAS EARL & ever he plays golf? le hie game ee wonderful?” “No, but his vocabulary a CASTORIA Mio Kind You Rave Atways Boars the Bignasare of WILSON MAKERS OF TROY'S BEST PRODUCT