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etches and Stories YA HAvenT 607 THe EXP BRIENCE YA WOULDN'T LING, se Fir rig ALL T wanira Know went ONNA Gar THUM “Pant AS LONG AS He WONT LET THe BARBER COME NEAR HIM: t GOTTA Sue THs Stave WER Berone He waxes uPl RRIED LIFE_Norah Wept, but Hank's Sympathy Was Entirely Wasted <==} WOULD GET SOME WAN “To PEEL ; Ban THE ONIONS] ———t Hooker. She says she's too snippish. If she can out-snip Ma when Ma's got her snippin’ clothes on she must be @ corker. moving pic- fe put out stories fore sx part mov. $ e8; you're to stay to di outside, but principally ” 9. tures appeal to me, after many years picture masterpiece is no easy laster Willie playfully. 4) eecenet the renown of actresses Job, goodness, the film has | not to recite when people are to iy in more or legitimate productions, | no mother!” * te dinner”—— because the film has no mother!” “We'll admit the film hae ne moth-| “Wl-l-I-i-0!" cried bis mother. CONSIGN, “My Bpear Knows No Brother!’"| er!" said Mr. Ja “But elucidate.”| But Mr. Dogstory, who was tact quoted Mr. Jarr, “But what is a film} “No, Emma, Mr. Dogst doesn't | itaelf, affected not to hear the boy. " ‘And to play f afte: }. 1034, Pree ishing Co. | iault of her looks she ain't ‘ied, { Rov bk Msearccll weet et rm er nar ene EO og ey | a See ae csage to Thin, hs mite trees’ hate, aetedGy [to ua” ul" plne Stn, "Mr tite Mine ae PA BEARS SOME TALES OF iicdeat se ve whims’ tr tvs| Weak, Sctawny Folks arr. nothing but your fur trimmed over-| Dogstory will hear you after sup- th thir, only I generally play ai’ Co. ). “Why, it's got maby advantages,” ur truaty writer, your | pe when we have company what mamma postiatackedeadlic & joker, Bruce is, He says just 5 wohl irs Yo veins Werth“ Mr. Dogestory auw “First, the| "This Btory Not ‘up rated ‘ta Four] At, theee words Me. | Dosstory’ Sen ens wre lene: eae HH Bruce have gons tol T"musta't think he's a cheeses Ac | An Easy Way to Gain 10 to 30 Ibs of bber at and| heart gave a great leap for jo 5 ? ” 1 " QLD DOGSTORY EATS | tone, ae yas no ae € peg by Frias Palle reer ne atterana’ ominna’ | roe mie things!” ead Mre. dare, thelr summer place for the| when Btilton’s wi Solid, Healthy, Permanent Flesh j hadn't eaten for some time, his heart } smiling sweetly, though her thoughts geason and we was ail ‘e ai : BRWITH THE JARRS. | voy aportant tomate parecengs in an he ee eee vtaba| had plenty of leaping room, were inclined to infanticide, down there over Sunday |°D sag without stuttert msn everywrbers are hears te tari oh oat the caste, who has ‘a friend financial @ addictions, if it was s wentios| "Oh, 1 hape I'm not interrupting| "Oh, certainly! They are such de- for a sort of “ho Gmderetand why I do not got fat. Tent caste, w! * - jection: was a gen "Oh, "m no p 5 use warm-| « fe CAN'T. coe how Going the} | cterested. And then: an aid, a| {pan #tar—thon Fou would know what | your diumert® ciied the visiting press| llght#ully, Irresponsible little angelst” | tag- over ‘party’ ee “Miva, “rete newt What'K call a shipwrecked s0-| pienty of good: nourishing food.” The rea- «Wess work for an inan-| 7 has no artiatio temperament, and,| was to suffer! Then you would|agent. This was a true hope, Mr.|gushed Mr. setory, as he es-| called it. “How's that?” I says, famte feature film pro- better atill, no mother.” . be red to approach marble ory was worried a little lest corted Mrs, Jarr toward the dining| There was just us and a family by “Because she founders en the high appeals to you,"”| “Of course, a moving pleture has dramatic editors in the in-| had not been on the starting lin room. the nume of Stilton, which consisted | cg’ he aa: Jor. lally after the no mother!” remarked Mrs. Jarr, who| terest (a v snalene ae of Ay julotd fs, i mala x J ‘3 hos And hie heart sang in rejoicing that | of Mr, Stilton, who's Bruce's partne: y' hom iramat or would nev-| ably, “dinner is just ready. ‘the tinsel, the galety of girls | had been Matening duletly te, the con- | ¥! 0, ir. Doge rr, while the film d no mother, the id his wife, nnd her elster, who ain't 0 2 at ie needed is @ means of gently of furnishing fa: versation. "Ni er have any hope iM ever taking tan- ‘won't, male, Saat tt ie sgt 8 piekede Jerr euteren oe ARe AE, theatet: marer many ri " wrsin " he _senimiiative Fuactiogs of the ‘Wiamour ing fame tea with or selling a, play to, and| up dinner’ i» wes the maid’s|cal passes am 4 " " & Musical show as ‘The Girl ope nes ee Ay ts Hag ined jou would say with me, ‘Well, trying afternoon out, you know." ticket in the present. and atutters, Bruce says ft ain't the; ole an ae Kovcd head nee oe r to the | the. Cheese Factory'?” exercises at sch —e “= Aa ane! Scop gone Bruce told me! shruaken, run-down tissues and build then: Deva. the oe newt, cl-| fun at, narra anaes oO —HE CHANGED HIS MIND!) “HELP WANTED!” saat "hen ity Moder” want, Oe) Sects tree He de . daughter of a proud o! entucky fam- hich 11 b at the J Mng [and had ‘gained the center of the - = . 1 ily and that her husband was an up- tne attsaentery comet te take y. 5 dl room an ae ae) rey ot peeliaas . ‘ 7 y State farmer's son, who'd come to the food, The best way to over- of areca that he inary symptoms fantile elocu- GUESS "LL ~ = Law 2 y city and got rich speculatin’ in real ful waste of flesh buildin, & ) @inner preparations. le > y ‘And ing picture never puts to stop the leakage of fats te “And @ mov himself and said in an inguir- | ua Aght abo the recently discovers® Ae ut ite dreasingroom or i 4 ‘ 4 ¥ " Renerative force that ts recommended “E beg pardon?” And Mr.| has hysterics over the billing or how 4 z w * names,” I suya. | highly by physicians here and abroad. rake his question,’ big ite is in the electric sign . “That wasn't his | a ‘ittle Sargol tablet with every meal and ried her, Hig | notice how quickly your cheeke (Mil out end = _ —— , . y “ rolla of firm, heaithy flesh are deposited ; | Cs é z ‘ ; Hooker, She liked ae ae namo | SYtF Your body, covering each bony angle . 7 D change han ‘to hern, byt he atuck | and will rerend’sou beh fanen n - ) “a 1 a hyphen between, makin’ it Jitney- | duces as stated & : “ ‘ % Hooker," berg eR cit, JEEaPonmye, easy te take * — ) “I thought they usually done it the nila’ Bary , i } . ‘ . other way around,” 1 @aye, “ao’s it'd | mankenie eet Te yeas proauced re : A “ j “ ’ a woman bette dt markable resuite in. overcoming ‘nervess r be e “bein : hair! Make it|ditferesce how dull, faded, brittle and Wanted the lust. word, and got Save en : ke it ust. moisten a cloth with J not be taken unless you are in ten pounds ah te dyspepsia and general stomach troubles, act ys, , , : o ies fase, Sa ot hth . f + “Her father was old Col. Barr . ‘3 P3 , Hooker" he shys “and he got his beautiful. your hair, taking one small strand at a : i) - ful time. "The "eff immediate and| | / : : HGH ity the civil wars! Z aeye, meee hate Meticaaiag OF TULE i , pias I be light, fluffy . 5 “Oh, no," he Baye, “he got it fightin’ sat gan thong folate, ° tr ad have an appearance of = .s < q booze. ‘They named @ big drink of ebunda: an incomparable lustre, = 3 whiskey ‘a hooker’ after him. And ‘softness and luzuriance, the beauly'and . Z A he come natural by his capaaliy, for shimmer of true hair health. ST a s G é é his grandfather on his mothoXs side = was old Howe D. Dewitt, who has gone down in history as the man who drank a half-gallon demijohn of ‘mountain dew' and then swallowed the cork for fear he would spjil some of it.” Ma saye abe don't likg Mrs, Jitney- ‘ A if alice: n Fe Police: