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anes Dally Besept Sunday by the Frese Puriishing Company Noa, 88 ww ' ee Row, New York. Copyright, 19146, by The Pres Prblidhing<’o, The New York Rvening World.) ‘ By Maurice Ketten e Are Again! N Cupyright, 1014, ty The From Fobtishing Co, (The Mow York Drening Weak. On Being « ‘‘Mother’”’ to One’e Husband. AVE you a grown-up baby in your heme? JME B4.... 0.0. sssssecescvocccccccsccesoes NO, 19,961 THE WILL WAS THERE. HAT the New Haven inquiry “is leading toward Fourteenth etreet,” as Counsel Folk puts it, is only what might be | to the movies, gets up water fixed for it, never to be looking for), reads has to be “amoozed” every blessed minute. | flattery and soft-soap. Not the kind and dosed with peppermint—but the blues and grouches and dosed with soothing syrup. <7 Bek. ‘ a \A\\\\ sss . # mother \ \\ \ = S | einem Gam pn ie sputtering | enticingly across N iy wiper” y Yh; and can _. If the powers that played with the New Haven found it profit- to dicker with New England legislators they were equally sure it to their advantage to pay stealthy visits to the Wigwam in York. Great combinations committed to colossal plane lu oulwii public are sure sooner or later to need each other. Lat us never forget that if the politicians sell, the corporations bay. Bribery always implies that somebody stands ready to offer money to turn the trick. If the will to corrupt did not exist there be no corruption. Mr. Folk reported that his private examination of Mr. Mellen Showed that the New Haven received favors commen- surate with the vast sums it contributed and that if the road money lavishly tt would never have received ely | Qn whatever side it turns up the ovidence points straight back | tha dark core ot the whole New Haven scandal: | AN , fer \\\ Buthiess finance, dominating personality—commanding, bribing, | jp \ | \ buying, corrupting parties and men, treating other people’s | ] y Ue yyy YY A y as its own, gambling with the millions it should have guarded, ee ‘The firet $1,200,000 has been nicely accounted for. for the remaining $203,800,000! ao ininasitinianitslpepinesaemmnnataans = ee A POPULAR CRUSADE. ‘ ne ARELY has there been livelier enthusiasm hereabouts than thet with which residents of Harlem and Bergen County have rallied to The Evening World’s fight for a three-cent fare on Fort Lee Ferry, which crosses from West Ono Hundred and Thir- otvest to Bdgewater. =, A. mess meeting is announced for Thureday of next week in oF New Jersey. The Harlem Board of Commerce plans a similar in’ at its Lexington avenue headquarters. It has not | VEN those pleasant little family quarrele and after-dinner Now which hus! js and wives once whiled away so many | nings have become things of the past. You are too ‘carry them on. between dances; and if you try it at the movies the behind you are likely to object. Tn short, my dear, never before were so many ways of amusing a husband—and a man, like an infant, HAS AMUSED every minute of the day or else he will into mischief. mightier and more wonderful his bratn, the greater his passion for childish imusements—mechanical toys, picture pussies, dime novels, vaudeville, golf and ragtime. One of America’s greatest living novelists ree bd America’ he can go to @ vaudeville show six times a week and greatest living financier is a golf fiend. The late Pierpont Morgan himeelf acknowledged to a weakness for dime novels, and the man who built the subway is said to be « tango enthusiast. | Men will be boys! And the man who marries nowadays is not looking for a soulmate or @ helpmate, but for a playmate. All the beauty, devo- | tion and good cooking in the world won't hold him at a woman's side if she doesn't keep him amused. mm you marry don't bother to collect | em! linen and silver spoons. Fill one shelf of the bookcase with Dick stories and another with comic papers and magazines. Don't try to “improve your mind” by reading up on art, literature and poli- ties. Read up Don't let father give you a grand piano for a long to convince Iiarlem merchants and New Jerseyites of the => = oe : on baseball. oe on —= EZZF wedding present; make him give you a phonograph and a set of golf sticks, | be todo ond to bring Jerson tothe busines centre of | LE. WO Oe A the Hudson and to bring Jerseyites to the business centres of ) { eo potleas Gy sosnstion wo froaspeyicton ert tet ™ = | CRP, aie mat i “pee, sire an aha a t a tmuch for the improvement of their county. Alderman William up and carry him off to the movies at the first signs of restiessne: ‘These are the ties that bind ¢ Republican leader of the Nineteenth Assembly District, is at work for a reform which he has championed for the Inet ing alike those who opposed and those who trusted it. | p ye bis il OG ECE. gaze rd a \ thes the modern man to the modern woman-—and her husband's little guide to amusement he will no mora would leave its bowl of milk, a bulldog hia bone candy. From the days of Cleopatra to the days of Gaby Destys, ie woman who AMUSED a man that has held #nd ruled hi by and pretend to play “bow-wow" and it will adore . | Laugh at a man’s jokes and pretend to enjoy his games and he will regard world who understands" him. Sometimes mother to a human being who treats you But that is all there is to being a wife, my dear. And when you find yourself sighing for the good, old-fashioned duys, just recall that, as far as women are concerned, they re ing to these modern days of sweetness, and light, and tango, and movies, and “toys” for grown-up babies. boeerereacecoceeecesoeoooosseseees seceeseeeseeeeet Mr. “arr Is Rescued (for the Moment) | by the Recital of a Sad Love Tale OSIOTTSISTSSSOSS BISIOOIESIDSIOSEVEDECTECORTIONIINT “That's my business!” retorted| it's a bad business,” was the com- years. * Can the Public Service Corporation of New Jersey, which oper- the Fort Lee Ferry, remain deaf to public demand and blind to ‘own interest ? Can the Aldermen and the Board of Estimate of this city fail ire ont the handsome total of benefits which a reduced forry fare | the fat young lady contemptuourly. | point would bring to a big eection of Manhattan? —_— oh By bow many lengths will Vila beat mediation to Mex- THE GARLIC CURE. P BSCURE, half-forgotten nature remedies have a way of quietly 3 Teasserting themselves and even winning the respect of ad- 4. For centuries garlic has been « favorite‘food ingredient of mil- ene in various countries of Europe—not only for the epicure, who fs 1 “the soul of cooking,” but among peasants and workers, who it cheap and good. _ Of late a few doctors in this country and abroad have reported ‘of tuberculosis through the use of garfic juice. Amd they point fect that in Italy, for example, where the use of garlic is almost e tuberculosis is less common than elsewhere. ye. Italian physicians in New York say that the disease becomes no- ‘ ly more prevalent among children of Italian parents in this Most of these children do not eat garlic because their laugh at them on account of the smell. Tastances of its benefisial effect in various forms of tuberculosis, bed by Arthur Benington in The Sunday World Magazine » Make out an interesting case for the garlic cure. Garlic powerful and penctrative plant—so powerful that “if you tie a tice of it on your foot your breath will smell of it twenty minutes ” Maybe it was not by accident that nations learned to like it. , +. May remembers herself. | Be ieetters From the People "| “guaranteed i id i i ERE i aE & af ra 5 g i i E iit FEY Ha ii fi ny rH EE. v 8 i ai 33 ’ +) they can ovr Rats York Boeabeg Won) = 66]N every gathering, in the work- shop, in the mart, on the play- ground, there the human vul- ture lurks!" remarked Mre. Bussford, and eke fixed Mr. Jarr with baleful glare. “If you mean to pan a friend of mine,” apoke up La Belle Rotundi, the Obese Odalisque, “don’t bawl him out In his own snare.” The rest of the company who had gathered at the court-martial tango in the Jarr apartments paused in the one-step, and Mrs. Rangle stopped the phonograph. It was quite appa- rent that something very interesting was taking place, “I do not understand you, crea- ture!” cried Mrs. Bussford, the mill- tant feminist and lecturer on un- pleasant even if untrue topics. “I only know I had this human vulture in the toils, and he escaped me.” “Aw, put on the soft pedal!’ said trom Sharp Wits. It ts impossible for any one to pro- pose anything #o foolish that there will be none to cheer him.—Albeny Journal. Hits It's hard to convince a lame duck that the barnyard doesn’t miss him,— Boston Transcript. eee Never worry for lack of something real to worry about,—Milwaukee Sen- tinel, for any man to resist he has something better eee Proof that the world ts Fac better ts found in the fact the number young men who imagine ing tenor is much lees than {t used to bea—New Orleans States, ee ‘There 1s nothing to equal in gloom @ rainy day when the home team is scheduled to play — On Henge Nows. rule, the man who ts always astious ‘to tall the whole truth joke out Gisagreeablo webjecta altmny Journal. ah a what a follow does to-day,” the man on “not cs x uth in car, peak rims “What do you want to go around peddling trouble fer?” Mrs. Bussford hotly. "Of course it's your business, but Chapters From a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond. Copyright, 1014, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Worbi). OHAPTER XXXI. ME. LORAINE thanked me effusively for my prompt payment, and neither of us mentioned that she bad tele- | phoned’ me concerning It. , Did I imagine it or did she show sur- | Prise at my paying her in cash? I icouldn’t quite decide, although I have since learned that paying with checks ‘ives ® woman much better standing, tter credit, than when ehe pays in cash, A | we ba tg ito . Ae oat Joohing at and trying on the lovely gowns, w' the result that before I et T had or- dered a new afternoon gown and a delicate blouse to wear with my tal- Jor sult. This, although | well knew ed should not be able to go out mucif longer. Mrs. Somers ordered quantities of lovely things, making me, as usual, envious. I went home with a receipt. ed bill for one hundred dollars in my urse, but still a creditor of Madame raine's for one hundred and thirty- five dollars what I had ordered. Yet I did not feel guilty, nor worry ae I had done before. Perhaps I was becoming accustomed to bein; in debt, or the fact that I had the small legacy may have been a potent fac- tor, Much to my surprise on our return ride, Mrs, Somers commenced to talk I thought—eome very leading ques- tions about Jack's position. “What a close-mouthed little thing you are, Sue!” she finally sald, impatiently I imagined. "you are mis: Jack scarcely ever tells me auything now! He used to, but I ex- pect 4 worrted him urging him to use the information he got to make more money.” “There! I knew I was right!” Mrs, Somers exclaimed, grasping at once my admission that Jack did have in- formation on stocks. “I knew he was too popular to work in ap office like Flam's and not have some one tell him what was going on occasionally. Ned says he is very popular with the big wigs that trade there.” ‘ea, but you know he gave his word to Mr. Flam, who was a very close friend of his father's, that he would not speculate. And ‘he neve! ha I returned, proud to boast of Jack keeping his word, at the samo, thet I, in m: ind, decried it. e been so fool- "Why, it’s little oes for a young ly | kpow, y | our other friends for her, Sue. he might have been a ricb man by is time.” “Maybe Mr. Flam will release him trom his promise some day, im gu- ing to urge Jack to ask him,” I re- turned. “L don't believe that will do any wood, I have always heard that brokers didn't allow their employees to apeculate. Your husband shouldn't ave made such @ promise. Then he would not keeping it,” indignantly. use the information he gets, why don't you make him tell you and let you use itt’ When I had taken off my things |} looked up the papers in which I had kept track of the advance in the las stock of which Mr. Haywood had told Jack. Taking pencil and paper, I fig- ured how much we might have mac had we bought a hundred sharer. The amount staggered me, 1 wi more determined than ever that J: whould forget that silly promise h had made when he went to work for Mr. Flam. While we were at dinner I told Jack that Mrs. Somers had taken mo out in her machine and that we had gone to her dressmaker’s where sho had ordered the most gorgeous th! 5 L. afraid it isn't good for you to run around with Mildred Somers, Sue, She can have so much more than I can give you that I am afraid it will make you discontented,” he sald. “Oh, L should be lonely enough if it were not for her,” I replied. “She is so good about taking Emel me out in other ways!” “Don't drop Nell and Gertie and They may not have so much money, nor an auto, but they are better com- panions for you, dear, besides boing . Mildred is at least eight years older.” Tb ho intention of giving I returned, “but you can't blame me for preferring to ride in Mrs, Sonmers's machine to walking with Nell and Gertie and pushing a baby carrial can you?” “No, I don't know that I can,” he laughingly replied. “Jack, M Somers asked me to- Senator Crispen, and ive you any information and r machine, and many day if you ki it he ever c. ‘What did you say, Sue? I shall be afraid to tell you anything if your women friends are going to pump you told her you never brought your office affairs home, that I had never heard you even mention knowing Senator Crispen. Why didn't you?” 1 answered quickly, fearful that Jack would not tell me in the future the things I more than ever wanted to (To be continued.) ea ment of the fat young lady. “Now looky here, I don't hold no spite, and here is this young feller Promise to marry me if I'll join out) with his show, but when he blows I hold no spite, do 12” And the fat lady appealed to the oak and Rien gesture indicated Mr. Harold Ory. “But what I was going to say is,” the fat lady went on, “where's the scoMin?” “Where's the what?” asked Mr. Jarr, who began to take heart now that it was evident the human vul- ture capturer would be baffled. ‘The eats,” replied Mr, Dogstory. ‘We understood this was a dinner party, it’s only a dancing party. And it isn't healthy to dance on an empty stomach.” “Refreshments will be served later,” sald Mr. Jarr. don't want refreshments, I want real scoffin'—the big eate—the | cook-tent stuff,” lady. ing to Join ont with pany where you eats and sleeps on the lot, remarked the fat nd sure satisfying. Uttle deemed I would meet this person,” remarked Mrs. Buzzford in sepulchral tone. have noted ‘hough that the victims of human vultures will often and abet the master vulture.” “Now, you let me call this party, and call her good and plenty, dearie!” said the Obese Odaleaque, as she saw Mrs. Jarr was bridling up to say something in defense of Mr. Jarr. “This party reminds me of a leton lady, the Baroness Bonito, who was on the platform with me in @ carnival company once. She was married to ‘High Art Harry,’ the Cubist Living Picture Gallery or Poet Impression- ist Tattooed Man, and she was that you, he on the platform as curiosity!) the way that tor lady would carry on just busted up all peace and quict that whole season, and us playing the soft coal circuit in Pennay, catching pa; ‘sat every money rolling in so that acoffin' was superfine and money paid regular—not much, but you got it, “Well,” continued the fat lay, 1 never seed so jealous a x if High Art Harry even give so much as a friendly earful to any of them small town turkeys, his wife would rave till I suggested to the man ment that she be given a Bosco with a of wholesome eating- anakes and that High Art Harry do thing at i blow off to mal uch as calling the to the moving pic- tures and then doing a buck and wing. Then if she wanted to bite iC} he could take it out on rt her jealor a ' Ps attention Germantown Junction we 6 trail of Diamond Jac! Easence-of-Dogwood Indian Hair Remedy Show, and with them ts the long haired lady what demonstrates the remedy. one of her nds of hair ni 3 it on of OS cod ip wim aloe. alte) Parson 7 ry q “That's why I'm always will- | carnival com- | The associations may not be | refined, but the big eats is plentiful | = The Wee k’s Wash=— By Martin Green Copyright, 1914, ty ‘The Prem Publish: [AT do you think of the way the Magistrates are eending professional up- lifters to Black- wells Island for disturbing the peace?” asked the head polish “Ite the be thing that could happen to the com- munity and the uplifters,” replied je laundry man. he community gets a rest and the uplittere are set down ip a ripe field for thelr activities, Blackwell's Island offers an {deal opportunity for crusaders for the relief of the d@owntrod. Every- Dody in the Workhouse ls dissatisfied. Maybe Miss Davis, the Correction Commissioner, will allow the uplitt- ere to hold noonday meetings on the lawns overlooking the Hast River. “But, of course, the uplifters wouldn't be satisfied with that privi- lege; for there are no reporters Blackwell's Island—in or out of the Workhouse, Without reporters there can be no publicity. And without publicity the life of the professional uplitter is a hollow mockery. “Mayor Mitchel, uneonsciously per- haps, bas shown aed the malitvere 908 jer barring ee the Pes and uninterrupted use of Printing House Square. In order that they might ‘not be deprived of their right to shoot off their mouths he aet aside for them the open space north of the new Municipal Bullding. “Do they flogk there and criticise the laws and government of the community? Not to any extent whatscever. Indeed, you might stand 8 —————— an 4 bannered, This was when vibes Sr 01 e platform, yuh kuow, but in citisen’s clothes on the train. “well, the Baroneas Bonito com- menced to pull the hair, and she ull and pulls and pulls until she fai the nine foot of it in her an whole mob—kinkers, cu fosities, bull men, privilege people and ali—give her the hoot—kinkers is acrobats and bull men is elephant uh know,” she explained, ¥ ant that cured the Bar- ing Oo, (The New York Evening World). iplifter or agitator would dis. turb the solitude. That is just the trouble. Bolitude. Sed ~ “The brofesnional aplitter abhore a inting Ouse juare one of the busiest daylight toate ia the city, The open space to the north of the new Municipal Building is not & busy spot at any time. Hence its Gapopularity among those who have to dell an ‘unauenchable tai Ld Lediaba ba! ant Botortety, “New York is to be congratulated heaving such Magistrates as ‘Murpay ae afraid of the politica ft uenes sf atreet-corner language jugg! no influence at all. Nor have Persons of wealth who, to relieve ennui of idleness, turn ment afforded by Aghting oe poltoe’? Vit i j itl veterans, a) mistic ican iced to the failure of the ganization and sald Deut iteelf, But it didn't. 01 tors day during the cummer ball club. Kansas City, and Buffalo may be unable two league clubs going, other cities which offer tory to the Federal ball ine generacion’ regular t tary of the Navy.” “If You ask the, Navy,’ saat