The evening world. Newspaper, May 13, 1914, Page 20

A Page-of Comics. Sketches and Stories “sMATTER, POP ™ MitOw WHAT Aino! the Taner ‘ROME MovIES OF Hese Me RICANS myseLe ft Hey’ lat Me DOTT Becayse 1 @AN TALK SPANISH TO ‘em! fl NRoSe eA JENKI fo READ TD ‘. wmagine she can’t be in her right min, “I think ar +) lar afeniier for frociad oveltion and wi capmot say Cl Jerr fighty. atill ‘4 thee fe 8 are WV piled Mrs. ed Mra. “No, it tent t thatecwhat d do you call those people who get paid prices in vaudevill Lary while thi heads of RYBODY in Mrs. Jarr’s set--which was a wholly d tipetive set front Mr. Ja vét—rejoiced to invitation to attend je orchestra leader, or my Yen, that’s it, ‘eould have bit their lips~withavexa- | people are nute, or words to that ef- {tien thdt, they vad not thoaght ofhtt, “| do declare!” said Mrs. Mud- ala to Mrs. Stryver, while at the indoor sport of back. \r best friends, “Clara Jarr ” “Well, as I was saying.” Mra. Stry- ies of the most wonderful and| yer went on, “I think it's euch a grand ourpoising things that sometimes I!\dea—having @ court-martial at her be mentally deficient, in say & Word Againnt SPRING SHIRTS $1.50 to $10.00 his trade mark on your min@, Flundreda of patterns frem which to fe @ miarantoc of Guality, service and aclect. in new And unt Mark of TROV'S BEST PRODUCT. ored in every concelynl crack pecans on tho take off their straw hats and eat them ?"* “They cagbem nuts?’ ventured the ‘nuts,’ all brainy ounger pernilt “Taav's cc! te aver cours “TALK “ ‘EM WoTHaR Gut LAN@UAGE , WE Y'D LET Him /TARG “THe Sicrures. 'M GONNA GET THE CameRA ANO ‘TRY iv! 7" Secsapeseseconccececenecececoooceeccceocooosooosees The Jarrs’ ‘‘Court-Martial Dansant”’ Is Voted ‘‘An Inspiration” hor with dancing—that 1 could cry vita venation that I didn’t. think of it” “The only original thing about It te ihe ae a clever:”. sat clever,” ridge. Seal “The idea da: The witnesses ry | testimony, and clear the middle of the room of raratture and put a dance record on the phonogr: “Mr, Jarr is the best-natured soul, if} 9 he wouldn't dreas ao shabby,” Mrs. | .irg, Stryver cut in, “1! y him being court-martialled in his own house with dancing afterward! Of courfe, that stuffy little flat of the Jarre’s will be #0 crowded one will hardly be able to turn. Why do we always rush to Mi Jarra?” ent can stop his twice, “I'm gure I don't: know,” the! “There's, no doubt about it, ie ie a certain cachet about every- | dreas for a thing Mrs. Jarr does.” when the This was @ poser for Mrs. Stryver,| Whatever it is he's being tried fort who thought the word “cachet” rsanaey ‘sache! but wasn’t quite | eo ashe only murmured that it woul ia real nice to bave venira. “Well, I'll see zou gar | Mra. Mudridge-Snaith, . “I've got to Urey urt-mai The dear man is! so wild about the new steps that he | kicked the hot water bas. out of bed | last evening practising a new one, | valet had him tucked in for | You heard what it was) efoyle is Koing to court. { didn't understand {t charged with being a ns or something lke th; y can tell me what ot ‘chains,’ It's \Jorr was weary of the ‘mn gomething of that sort, and ied in the Weat about {t, or soi ke that. Walt, b, was go) ment with Jack? wrote it down a “Oh, he Sisteanind. id the ond ie the vigetor sald Mra. Stryver asked this because bad happened to Mr. Stryver mie See) ied | Mra, Mudridee- Smith. “But wiatt| do want to know ts, how opeue quel martial tan; pelt in being tried for | | | | o MRE My, has aa = May 15, 1914 © “em piagro! - -- %.. can-r.e-eanmea!.- -+ Que BRIBON Wt ---- Youn matare’ ~. ii! QPENING SALE, or STRAW HATS QPENI> SALE OF STRAW HAD TUNE —“WHERE DIO you GET THAT HAT?) SMATIER PoP? that the man who had the best dream that night would get the chicken, When they awoke in the morning, Larry said to Pi ‘Shure, phwat did yez drame'? mt that 1 died and the is carried me roight t But He Came Back ICHAEL MURPHY, turnkey at the Southwestern police ata- tion, has a variety of parrot and monkey stories in stock, and re- vently added a real live chicken joks to hin repertoire. Listen to Murphy ‘Sigh Irishmen were close friend: ng Ewe. brothers until ape ae RS good a heaven “"Phwoy, shure yes did, Pat. Don't I know it,’ Didn't I see yes «i and shure I didn't t'ink yes wus go I ate the chicken,’ ‘A UNDERSTAND You ONT HAVE Yo START A RIOT, To GAT ANY GIT TLe THING YA WANT AROUND +4eRE VOLu av Tank ay GAN Ln TO OAS mE MiGAM GUYS -. = C&RAMBAl The Modern Spirit. HE young man edged bimself diMdently into the presence of the old man, saye the Cleve- | 1and Plain Dealer, “What can I do for you, sir?” asked the eld “I aball come directly to the point,” | aaid the youn, “LE wish to marry | your deughte This was |get out bis ——__——_—_—— Preliminary to Combat; \," HE teacher was instructing the class in the rudimeanta(s English language, “John,” said ane, “imuke using the word ce apostions John, who was evidently o! fatic turm of mind, assume Le pets gressive post and announced, " “Ween wi te Be fight you stunds to dis SEROn IH CASTORIA For Infants and Children, The Kd You Have Alva Bought tthe id gentioman’s cue to jandkerchief, and he he wept, “how shall I ever | spare her? Her mother ie dead, and | she ts all I have left, .And 1am ap old man—not long for this world.” | “You interest me ada alli put in Standish is a New ARROW COLLAR A thoroughly mannish; good. jeonrng: comfortable’ style“ : 8 for 25e', CLAD Sas