The evening world. Newspaper, May 12, 1914, Page 18

May 12, 1914 TEARING OFF WRAPPER CHEWING AND SWALLOWING ITING OFFA SLIGHTLY LARGER Piece Byer THAT THare AS BREEN NO MIS UNDERSTANDING WE REMAIN, A a FLOOEY and a Axel Says He LOOKS Better in a AXELS (eT KNOW WHY we can't @at NEAR ENOUGH To THESE MEXICANS > ‘Yae moves oF Em! {Ts ON ACCOUNT OF CUR NAVY UNIFORMS ~- THEY RE we ‘Lu Go OUT IN OUR O&O CITIZENS CLOTHES AN’ Take ALL THE FILM WE WANT To! we'tt Just se PLAIN 5 —— AMERICANS ! DIDN'T “ THINK OF WE MIGHT JUST AS WELL WAIT HERE A FEW MINUTES BILL, WOULD 700 MIND LETTING ME sETY ; 1 DUNNO! ™ HERE'S THE SPORT PAGE, LOOK AND know what it means. He says that] Jains” Nobody seems to know, and the sake of appearances. It’s quite while he was travelling in the Middle |ow the fat young lady can’t be found, Dany eoaytians, SOF cards. They're toolthe thing for middle-aged gentlemen West on business for the firm his em. |for Mr. Dogstory's show closed in Chi-| O° "ig, I14. Ths Brves Cublisning Co, But 1 ought to of learnt by this e of their own in-|to take up as a fashionable fad. Nove arrohe Rian ti sOvk ALIAr & ZOUE | SOEs OB) DY. Ci Rogue. was? Mr. ob “pcapubaal time that I ain't got any voice even Meanie eos Chane Hitappes Bus yeure alls eayln’ s GiA'y lee ter of Frits, the fir Freee” ie, ond mennwatle Mr are PA IS GOING TO TAKE in my own affairs, When a married| right next to the door that leada in| S¢mnoman” 1 axe, “He could be court-martt "You're not,” she says, “but maybe man gives in to ife in big things,|to the bar, is the gymnasium of the b M , : UP GOLF; MA’S ORDERS. | instead of lettin’ hm alone she be- workin’ up thelr|Zou,can foo! ‘em if you try to act Ike solv words ‘Mr. Jarr ty leat) to pass o fy ‘ of the jains” inva cipher code. “Mr.{ "Well, Be eee en, Ai eat 9 See please Gnd play belies afternoon to keep it company, and Jarr could be tried by court tial iar something wrong, but Mr. Jarr Vv mAZIEDT unowion, Lie Seen ee, Magee pot buyin’ it back from the caddy every for aid and comfort to the enemy declares he doesn’t know what the fat Teta alates: Ch Ghat ned tale cold ieee ih "T suppose #0,” replied Mrs, Jarr| Young woman meant when she wrote me all about it, ‘The w eye Wvell, then, Dan't" says Ma, ‘4? you sadly, “But he declares he doesn’t| her Lrother that he was ‘leery of the CONLIN, On the plans. and play brains, etait won't do it for the exercise, do it for will Might in our armory or aowhe one.” proved, so Mr. Jarr declares, to be a| SHOULD be court-martialle is our proud deflance. Then it ilin” ; Ade atiow, freaiy a fat indy, and at| Capt, Tynnefoyie, “f teel sure mt is & - Bins to scheme up a lot of little things e° pullin’ down Righ: Te that 1 volunteered for duty slong tt! Chicago she left Mr. J Xo Mexican cipher code.” THOUGHT when 1 gratified | t° hand him. PUNT oalantesas @ walt mata pay Gok Lupine ate cou! you the hardships of campaigning musical comedy in which she r: “Mr, Dinkston says ‘Jains’ e Ma's new whim by agreein’ 8 long as we Bot thei ty Ma that ‘or me to let On| me exercise, or to boost my socia} IRT-MARTIALLED. | 30% ‘he, hardships of compalgnins | an offer to play the part of Hindu religious sect,” whimpered Mra. ee trae an ev ee ererin, | place, to, increase our “social prea; |W gniy’ elit her up. se, Ioqust| atta’ average. It's to give you an Prentatede phoe heicle at “Windsor | Chorus, taking the place of eight stris. |Jarr, “and he says the shipping clerk's pene” Te to do my part and) World my head, indicetin' thar iff | excuse to sit on the plazza with your ¥ live up to it. . HERD 1s ing | Locks and Ogdensburg and Prescott 1d believe Mr. Jarr in every-|fat sister may be one of them, or a next to the Bruces thas live, a ory ot [ears hangin’ over the arms of to be ves pt pune are not what’ they ahould be, They | thing he says, but at this point he is| Buddhist, although Mr. Dinkston says| there wouldn't be nothin’ more to it ene te. ae oe nave er, fein outs of rae ye er chatr, scooping up the gossip.” ba never bring you finger bowls: evasive and ull be will explain is that|that 1s no excuse for her using a|than signin’ the check, which I done| (race put up your name for the See. (|Join. But I wasn't prepared for Ma'sj, J ain't as bis a dummy as T look Herbert = Tyanef “But why do you think his misfortunes are the fault of Mr.|slang word like ‘leery,’ which mean: i E “hold a court-martial should be° rt eimartialind aiked Harold Dogstory, the publicity pro-|shy or shrewd, nor for spelli . ouseraey: mor shen Feat Ne Phen net nerAnd Joa must take u If,” sh a © Capt. Tyanefoyle, now that pros- ‘arr, “He isn't a military man.| moter for the show in question—which | Proper noun, the word ‘Jain,’ witl Ta been hopin’ I'd have @ place | Poor eon tk and | can't afford Bet)” dvou're peiun. Mth wanes ‘ef war with Mexico were some- till, It would be grand, even if the same one that was to have a Boal 4! er where I could be comfortable in hot |"°.CGuntry Club?” [ says, “What's|/around the waist, Dan’. You sit mult | A Messa: e To Thin, remote "bad had returned from his | h® | a i only way to find out the| weather, like sheddin’ my coat and|that—kind of a rival organizetion to/all day and don't take no exercise. ton on the | have Ganciag afterwards, Saavcoent to irene Cackieberry—-doe't| tue Ine wrdnesa of it all, and in times | collar, because there wouldn't be no| the Grange?” “Ma and me used to be] You can take your afternoons off and W the fret | soldiers present in uniform, and all| tire regiment were stricken with| should be knows, 1s to hold a Teurts [OR around to be scared of. Even | mere Gran gere UB ines aupney cel TARd What Oo Nat udder and a eak, Scrawny Folks ‘peta ohad bt Vers | the Rosemary Grays dance eo beauti-| mensles martial,” declared Capt. Tynnefoyle,| when Ma set her foot down on that ry festival complete without other competitors be, doin’ to me on Huerta | fae Capt. Tynnefoyle bi “1 remem-| “I will preside, and I have some new | idea and atarted tellin’ about all the| M boss the kitchen. them afternoons off?" I says, Ma has Og a idee to in| » irs wt in war, first in peace and|ber it well,” he sald. “And yet I doubt | dance steps to ‘show our friends.” company she was plannin’ on enter- on ‘aa much of an idea of business | An Easy Way to Gain 10 to 30 Ibs. of 8 ae eur States by way of| frat in the modern dances {f we could get penstoned for what we| So the Jarra are to hold a court- . these days as a frog hae of singin’ mured suffered when we were quarantined in| martial tango, and Mr. Jarr will gure. | ‘tainin’ I thought I could just make tenor, “I guess.” 1 says, “I'll get| Solid, Healthy, Permanent Flesh. she, Gress Faee. setehen and ssled he went on, “that thie| the armory and the Toard of Health |ly be present. He missed his Deef.|myself'ecarce and sneak off for quiet ' course with recreation. The men|enough exercise fightin’ them without 7 : ‘we could have claret punch, with enigira w all endeavoring to! refused to permit an ice cream soda! steak dinner, you know, little fishin’ trips and the like. golf or tennis and the women sit on’ follerin’ @ little round ball around all afterwards,” sugsest rarwarda, curceetes Mit PLL BETCHA! w somes’ be chal reason te just this; You . Jarr guilty and order him = at GEE CHUB! F ‘assimilate the fet- or something dread- your food instead of at sunrise, na hike that,” ‘she whimpered, you know, Mr. Jarr detests ponch ap ane avery time we have amy social affairs he begs me not to make it, but everybody has claret h, and not #o very cheap I don’t care what he says!" court- mart! id be fol- by @ military hop,” said Capt. he, “and I would suggest that Lael affairs at the armory of the “Rosemary Graya. meat disbanded when it was tbat ‘we might be expected to for the Rose: YA FATHER mMusST BE FUL RICH dC