The evening world. Newspaper, May 11, 1914, Page 16

Bernt ase A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories 4 Vm PUTTING THIS LONG LENS IN “ME CAMERA So yoy CAN TAKE Some MOVIESOF THESE MEXICANS AT CLOSE RANGE - see? "LL 6eT A MEX | KNOW “XO WALK UP “To THE CAMERA AND YOU GRIND OFE His CICTURE ! Now WHEN crank § iF v ON HER AND- WELL “ A PIPPERINO! IN 4 HOARSE GUT FEEBLE WHISPER. Copyright, 1914, by The Prees Publishing Co. (The New fork Evening World). j mF it nad been some terrible | crime Mr, Jarr had been ac- J cused of Mrs. Jarr, lke all ood wives, would have re- fused to believe him any- thing but as innocent as an angel In fact, had he been caught red- handed and led to a dungeon cell, Mra, Jarr would have stood stanchly by his side, and would have assured the gentlemen of the press that any question concerning his remotest con- nection with the charges against him had never entered her mind, But as the exact charge was not gen- erally known, but was varlously sus- pected, that made it another matter So both at home and abroad Mr. Jarr was judged guilty of something, nobody knew Just exactly what, un- til he could prove he was innocent, if he only Knew what the fuss was all i Pe TE = | hole when he digs tt CLUB of eccentric young men | After some deli had for one of their rules that | lin was called upon MoLough. | Verbatim, waa “leery of the Jains." Benen. Fritz, the shipping clerk, who knew which he was unable to answer A should pay « fine of $10. | ber, evening McLoupilin asked nog Bes ry nice," suggested a mem-| he didn't know what it meant Jersey, and as a boy had taken answered | McLoughlin, | Whe dam's © ground oquirrel Magazine. but Jenkins coujd not make it out 1 say “SHost *— You ‘TuRN THE May 11, 1914 Fun for the Home and the Ride Home YEAH - (TS ‘Too DARN BAD WERE HAVING THis WAR, EGONE, | CKING GEE, THERE SHE GOES ONE burt Mee 2 <<“ NOW, ACROSS THE HOUSE & 1\STREES | IF_} CAN q JONLY ATRACT HER. $1 SeNoR ~ que castimal (AFAINT BuT Futue > EEK EE-EK AfemPy b wocaLize (€-€-€-E -E°K SOME NOISE?) = the Bronx and walked out every bright Sunday to the local gypsy camps, was supposed to know the Romany jargon, But he had to ad- mit that the charge of Mr. Jarr being “leery of the jains,"" was too muck for him, That it was a charge everybody felt sure, and that it was a grave one everybody was also certain. In fact, it promised to be so grave that every. body who knew Mr, Jarr was inclined to suspend judgment until it could be learned just how grave It was, Fritz's fat sister, at Mr. Jare’s in- dignant suggestion, had been wired, care of Harold Dogstory, 1 of "The Girl From the » Fac- tory," that smashing mu: com- | cast edy success playing Chicago after its wonderful Broadway run. he telegraph vifice reported | 6 Girl From the Cheese Fac- ad been sent to storage and tre had gone into moving pic- Mr. Dogstory had gone off and ese Odalisque was also not to be! w found, Mrs, Jarr was wondering whether the unknown offense was grave enough for her to believe Mr. Jarr t and to denounce his ac- , or whether it was so trivial that she could never forgive Mr. Jarr for it. Mr. Jarr was wondering what was the use of trying to do the right This Mr. Jarr declared he could do !about. For nobody underateod the delphic charge in the letter Fritz’s | fat sister had written to the shipping | His Question. | eave any dirt around the top of BIS) Gerk—that Mr. Jurr, to quote ner | n | on Tues. eninge any man [OW question. “That's eany,” waid he. | Plattdoutseh High Gers ‘The squirrel starts at th on ‘ally p vase asked @ question in the club) (h/°,.iuiier st @ bottom equally with New Yorkese, confessed how does he get to the bot- | Jenkins, the bookkeeper, lived in New our question,'—Everybedy's | the rudiments of Greek and Latin, “YOU GOTTA DO IT! } nna rr rte Iwas Just WONDERING IF I'D LOSE My Loons Too, WHEN I'm AS Iv 1s NOT A oun! its A CAMERA... YOUNG MAN. HAUING eae YOU GOIN’ To_D0 KKK Pee Genvcuunrne lene eoererener The Quality of Mr. Jarr’s Guilt Is Still Beyond Computation’ KEK KCK CK CK KEN KLE KK NK Ce KE EW agent thing, At the office nobody spoke to At home he felt like an out- as such, and, alto- ther, h 0 miserable that he didn't have the heart to go to Gu: Béace on tho corner and pick a qu rel with some fellow member of the arlem Business Men's Association. “But I'm just dying to know as he did do in Chicago, 80 it was all for the best that wasn't at the beefsteak din- ner we gave in his honor, remember how humillated we felt when that young Southern society | tenor was singing |Old Virginia’ at Mri Gi tion, when the sheriff from Richmond! camo in with handcuffs and requisi- tion papers for him?’ But Mr. Jarr sa he is Innocent,” | ho matter what happens you can have | the custody of the children and thi my husband will see you get By Callahan GONNA PLANT my SPRING GARDEN |Jarr’s salary regularly. So cheer uy “If t should die of grief for thi sobbed Mrs. Jar In elther case their adulation of mys- to Chicago and become a heather ‘id j Hindu, that he giv ‘o!' funds to convert!" leery of the jains . = tomb, won't you, dear ‘But you wouldn't die before you \found out what it meant, would you?” inked Mrs, Mudridge-Smith in alarm. r if you did find out and it broke heart you would not carry your t to the grave, would you?” Mra. Jarr shook her head and said | it all depended, and Mrs, Mudrid, Smith, looking out of t if her auto was waiting, deacried Michael Angelo Dinkston coming SHIRTS j $1.50 to $10.00 ‘Thore ere two special lines featured in EARL & WILSON Shirts, end across the neck. We recomm it shirts at these prices anywhere. TROY'S BEST PRODUCT. EARL & WILSON always shabby | | DABEL " $1 ad | The mark {s on the en he arrived and was questioned. these specials as the hy, the Jains are a non. ‘ed dominant in India el: ty the salage oe “ his own children, for Sunday school mission SPRING