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ise ES: The Evening World Daily Magazine ‘ Saturday, May 9, 1914 “Social Chill” xz: ve 1 WISH You WouULD — ae = -_ cece By Maurice Adib de Fandubeanaiie “ ole Ketten 3 arr JO. OPN PULAT © Publisned paity Except su RALPU PULITZBR, 1 ANGUS SILVA, JOSEPH PULITZER, Jv —_— AeineSe cinllede _ Dntered he Por flee at New York as Second-Class Matte Budscription 1 ° Evening} Mor England end the ‘ ‘ont he ' World for t Unites ti “a t in the International . and canon tates ba Sil Ponta! Union. 098 Copyright, 1014, by The Lrems Iuvliss ing Co. (The New York Evening World), RM peda 20] on8 Tear. ..+ bbs | As to Man’s Constant Inconstancy. One Month. + .8010ne Month. - BEHIND THE “FENCE.” | fe HIS is the way we do business in Connecticut,” proudly | 4 remarked James B. Kelly, the New Haven real estate, SE *e 1 need the exlillaration, sald the Bachelor aterniy. pe dealer, who was Secretary for the Billard Company, the the soul.” , : R . job, | | “An ‘HONEST flirtation!” laughed the Bachelor mockingly. fence” behind which the New Haven wreckers completed their job, | “I mean a really genuine and artistic one,” explained the Widow. “There fe 8 questioning investigator at Washington. are dozens of brands of flirtation, you know, just as there are of chame chap like that,” remarked the Bachelor severely as the Widow dis- missed her recent partner with a ravishing smile and allowed her- self to be led out for the second “heaitatt “I suppose you know what you're doing,” retorted the Widow cheer- fully, “when you take a glass of that horrid champagne punch—but you keep, jon doing it Just the sume.” | | | “J SUPPOSE you know what you're doing when you filrt with a young | “I—er—I need the exhilaration,” said the Bachelor sternly. Mr. Kelly stated only the truth, “his is the way” the railroad vee redsadl" eeslud (ic Gackver, “iuw any Btw 48 go em ic footers have been “doing business” in Connecticut for more than a TaSERT keep going at a time?” ‘ Pecade, with the consent and aid of all the legal and lawmaking powers | BA Done bs ety You NEAN on ELE 4 im the State. We cannot eee that Connecticut shows any signs of | [IS STING ™ THe OTHER Thing | hanging “business” methods. The control of her great railroad is fe Ge Lok Be fm the same hands. E, D. Robbins, the “general” counsel of the TANGO » SHE IS A Group, is still master of the Legislature, still Commissioner of Educa-| fQ ainbelbewets tion, still the chief manipulator for the road. g | How much longer is the conscience of Connecticut going to Femain petrified? How much longer will Howard Ellivtt content! himeelf with appeals for fair treatment and suspension of judgment? | If he is truly the representative of the pillaged stockholders of his road he will start criminal proceedings to punish the thieves and civil suits to restore the etolen money. That, at least, has not “vanished in thin air.” Somebody has it. Ta TIME!" The Widow almost lost step in her reproachful astom- ishment. “Why, only ONE, of course, Mr, Weatherby.” “Oh, I " cried the Bachelor hastily. “An ‘artistic’ fiirt doen't scatter her forces.” ‘or her sentiment," added the Widow firmly, “The most incorrigible % ue to one man—until she prefers another” murmured the Bachelor. exclaimed the Widow. “Especially when you consider that @ MAN'S heart ts like a subway train—always going backward and forward. A woman can be constant to any man she happens to prefer—even though she doesn't love him. But a man may love a woman better than any one else in the world—yet his heart will Insist on going off on little vacations, He may consider a woman the best and finest and most wonderful thing on earth—but she never ts ‘EVERYTHING on earth’ to him. When a woman | cares just a little bit for one particular man she doesn't even SEE another man, But no man was ever so blindly in love that he couldn't ace another . pretty woman. | “The only thing constant about the masculine heart is its constant in- ———— ‘ | constancy jonsense!" exclaimed the Bachelor, “Look at all the perfectly devoted | husbands"— Judging by the temper of refugees, living in Mexico pro- duces a sour brand of Americanism. | Yes, LOOK at them!" laughed the Widow, glancing significantly around ‘ | | the room at the pirouetting couples. “When I'm too tired to do anything else f 4 a WAR, TWANT You To N] ees = a aeresed ijovony Fee ate just oF catatagiect herd bg 4 TH oy | en are the last resort of the flirt, just as henna ts the last resort of ee THE HEROES OF VERA CRUZ. wie, Sine bet et {the beauty, But why IS it," she continued, “that no matter how much @ a man thinks of one woman he can’t help thinking of several others at x N MONDAY New York will pay publig honors to the seven- Be wau Wie OTHER . same time?” iy d i i hevfeas e 4 fe i 00M, THe Bo Sane f | “Why Is It," rejoined the Bachelor, “that no matter how much you like i a teen seamen a marines | le : luring the occupation o! Giving HER A Sota Mi | Toast beef you can't help liking asparagus and artichokes and salad at the 4 Vera Cruz, whose bodies will arrive here to-morrow on the | CHIL ITS VERY RUDE jfame time? One dish doesn't make a meal—any more than one Airtation . makes a eu ig ‘eruiser Montana. a Plans for the ceremony are impressive and worthy of the occa- sion. The President of the United States, the Secretaries of the, ‘Navy and of War, the ranking Admiral of the Navy, a Congressional | committee, the Governor of the State of New York, troops from the | ‘Army and National Guard and the Mayor and people of New York City will join in paying the last respects to the dead. Five hundred | © gehool children will sing as the cortege halts in front of the City Hall, bells will toll, flags everywhere will be half-masted and the schools all over the city will hold special services. The President will pro- }== Rounce the funeral oration and the guns of the Brooklyn Navy Yard ae thunder a final salute. i + The names of these seventeen heroes stand for service, self-sacri- fice, devotion to duty. The country is proud to acclaim its finest flower, to recognize its surest strength. The city feels it a privilege| . | Ae @ \ {Firtationatacane. ® ® 66] SUPPOSE not,” sighed the Widow. “Rut the average man has te have SO many side dishes. One might forgive a married man for occasionally wanting a little change from the dally menu of his wife's society, But a bachelor, who Is at Hberty to have one fiirta- tion after another, who can take his love affairs in courses, as {t were, yet prefers to have half a dozen of them served at once, like a Chinese dinner, is a plebe and a savage at heart. Give ME one flirtation at a time”’— “And that well done!" scoffed the Bachelor. “Certainly! cried the Widow. “Not a half-baked affair. A man never takes time to get the full flavor and sweetness of one flirtation before sampling another"—— “Just as a relish!” put in the Bachelor hurriedly, “Ah, well! mused the Widow. “It must be a dreadful train on the heart and the imagination to make love to one woman while you are think- ing of another.” “Ht As PRBOLORAEOESEEE OD ORSEEERERESERESE SOEROEBEEESESEES “WHA' hed the Bachelor. “That's why I'm thinking of stopping”—- The Widow ceased dancing abruptly, slipped her arm through the Bachelor’s and gently but firmly led him f1 th . Mr. Jarr Returns Home to Confront And settling down to the nteady diet of matrimonye” he adter an they iis fe} sank down on the nearest divan. “I'm longing fo! [Paw by, cy ALarge ‘We Want to Know’’ Chorus! isivitcinnitee er conanarnny tat, 3 , ‘to receive the dead and to join with the nation in conveying them (* with all honors to their last resting place under the flag to which f ‘they were supremely faithful. 099999 GSHGS99S 558 SSSSS9S999 5959985955555 9dFd9S 9558S “Never!” declared the Widow. “I prefer to remain a side dish." “I beg your pardon!" ——e4-2—______ boy cam and told Mr. Jarr that| private office, and that gentleman! So Mr. resolved to begin hos-| “The rellsh—the souffle—the INTERESTING woman!” Coxey {s following his army of fourteen tn & phaeton. It's the boas wanted to wee hint. | Pissed, and ‘fooled around a allence | tities himaelt.” "Anyway." ne 'F0-| widow. oapiained the pay @ wise general who knows his men well enough to lead ‘em lo |_Mr_Jarr_went into his employer’a | for a few minutes. _______|Ghological censure of the Social Chili'|_, “Very welll” sald the Bachelor, rising with an alr of resignation. “Then trom behind, where he can keep an eye on ‘em. is a four-time winner, but what's it/!'ll go and get another”—— Chapters From a Woman’s Life what 9 you mean by add | “Another slana ct champagne Punch,” finished the Bachelor haatily, By Dale Drummond. the pone facing Mr. J acow! y . ‘What other actions = W U — Copyright, 1914, by ‘Tho Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). = T —~ CHAPTER XXVIII ps he’s not ao ill as they think.” Jarr in turn, “If you had been up h e e e k Ss Ww a Ss h ther very alck. Come if you ~ By Martin OPENED the door Very) can.” 1 read with only half seeing y Green + THE SHAME OF ECONOMY. $ 1T TRUE that Now Yorkers hate to be caught economizing and would rather leave town than be ecen cutting down expenses Oncarigh, 1814. by The 1 reas Publishing Ce. ing World), . Ane lamb, you'd be sore, in this flush city? — letly with my latchkey,|/eyes, It was signed by mother. wrongdoing as a HEN Mr. Jarr showed up at the quietly ‘ 4 father since .T| °"S: j Avid, by ‘The Prem Publish ing Oo. (The Among ready spenders the statement comes pretty close to the office the next morning, and astonished “ane nee wae “married, yet there had alwaya Rents wane oat a 66 HAT'S the tdea down there! Are we goin, perch bi Bact, according to Henry Clews, the banker, who knows New York he showed up early because Jack's voice. Always *8/been a strong bond of affection be-|been what they should,” replied the | W in Vera Cruz?” asked the| back of Vera Crus from ome ey ‘of this ti vel ody liv “ph Mrs, Jarr wasn't speaking to him, he soon aa he came home, he/tween us. My heart almost ceased | poss. “Meanwhile: in fusticn to you, epee Vesonls to Sree Gee rom cet wae | Wife of thie generation as well as anybody living. e average New| noticed that Fritz, the shipping clerk,| romped and played, sometimes very beating aa I thought that perhaps I) we will conduct a strict and Impar- | “The idea,” sata |™ment from Vera Crust Or are we feek man of meai 8 Mr Clews, “does not keep enough of a| who was swearing genially at a truck-| noisily, with Emelie until dinner was f tial investigation.’ - | golng to stick around Vera Crus dun mt 8! Gealactl h, Jack!" was all I eaid, and then! “Investigation! What for?” Mr. Jarr the laundry man,/ing the rainy season and put our weserve. He seems to spend all he has as he gets it. Then comes|™&® 4 Mr. Jarr came alomy, did not/ ready. The quiet was ‘ the tears came, inquired. But he asked it with the! “geome to be to| troops to work at digging sewers aad . n * : +; | @nswer when greeted by that returned| ‘There was no light in the front) Jack soothed me as well as he| courage of innocence. He knew that, | ke Vera Cruz| avenging in general? fhe lean year. Immediately he finds it necessary to send his family | travelior trom the Middle Wost, room, #0 I edged my way cautiously |could, and then sald quite sternly— |qeapite all the strange incidents of his | || oe “Some problem, this, that eon to E »—perhaps go himself, Why? Simply to economize. ‘Mhat|. Also, Mr. Jarv noticed that Johnson, | toward the dining room. I must get / he told me afterward that he had to, | journey to the Middle West and back @ healthy town at| fronts our Government,” We sot ont eRe POENALe BO. Bus ye Sa) ORME. MTT the cashier, affected to be extremely | Mrs. Banks to unfasten my dress. i. | would brace up— again, he had only been a victim of the expense of the | of Cuba, but the Cubans were our is the way scores of New Yorkers do it every year. A New York| busy taking petty cash advances out) She was talking to Emglle, who ‘ome, Sue, you must eat your din- | strange circumstances. i United States and “les. Our Mexican brothers are not + are : of everybody's salary as the money |Was fretting a little. I opened the] ner and then we will have to hurry. We Have: ahent a erltian.com- | CUF Allies, ‘They are peeved toe dee does not want to show his hand when he has drawn in the purse-|% a oor slightly and called: I wired your mother that you would pagel ae , _ then turn it back | grog roachini man I cage Was paswed. door slightly help me out of ch | plaint regarding your conduct, sir, al alt K Teal exasperation. Strings; in fact, he couldn't afford to show it. And Europe is a con-| Mr. Jenkins, the bookkeeper, only! | "Will you come eo | continued the boss. And he picked to Mexico. ~ | Hence the dearth of news from Vs ateatage answered Mr. Jarr’s “good morning” | my dress, Mrs. Banks?’ | up a letter written in purple ink upon ||}. dentally, there ap- i e active pre; : nt way of economizin, with a distant nod. “Right away, ma'am! mall narrow sheet of blue-ruled re to exist a/S°@y circles, This thing of (daar an - “How homelike the atmosphere is!”, “Hasn't Mr. Coolidge come home per, with bas relief impression of be | the dove of pence with the dogs Along with Mr. Clews’s interesting remarks about New Yorkeré| was Mr. Jarr’s thought as he opened | yet?” 1 asked, after I had switched also one for my be: the Capitol at Washington in minia- jj diepositionamong | war is ike hunting for # gas leak Who live beyond their income The Sunday World Magazine prints ae desk one sere Bis mas §, glance, | 08, va be ji shnd may Reeracee about 6 table. “Now, come, ture at the upper middle distance of . nde hag | with @ lighted candle.” : . is next thought was to wonder if he, “Yes, i 6 first page of it. men to make Vera ®o-morrow some confessions of a well-to-do corporation lawyer who| owed everybody in the world between| o'clock and went Hebe out ayes How trivial everything seemed as I What does President Wileon com- Gas @ auuer| YPrivon Fair—and Unta oj y three and four dollars, because there | He said he'd be back to dinn tried to swallow a few mouthfuls of wy poll ese cB Aid ly thes played the Fifth avenue game on $75,000 a year and who calls|were several dozen “please remit” let.| 7," she replied, !:oking pitifully at| the nice dinner Mrs. Banks had pre- Leal Bees ee tee feet Me sere Tresor tfor the army and navy. OW do they get away with Qhimeelf a “goldfish.” He spends every cent of his income to live| ters touching on and appertaining to|me, I thought. ing, | Bared: Jack tried in every vey st? | his qttitude was simply one of watch-| “However, numerous difficulties— this yd 8 * : ‘ such « sliding scale of indebtedness. “Well, don't stand Ringe staring, cheer me, but 1 could Siok rari fal waiting, ome of them of an embarraasing na- | Proposition of setting and he gives es details of ue aa — his house, servants, ore aoe eee mare at the but Belp ime out af thin dress, wand| Ing but ‘that my father migi “Do not attempt to be facetious, |ture—stand in the way of the pro- up @ restaurant in the (pera box and country villa, he gets little teal enjoyment for his “ Tombs and compelling priso: are not addressed to me at my home,” | as he comes in. It's nearly 7 now. Mrs, Banks stayed and cleared said ee boss severely, “Thi#| eamme. From what {s leaking out! pelling prisoners who y 1 untutored scrawl, |ean afford to buy from the man who i ily. i ‘i s.|remarked Mr. Jarre to Jenkins, “and “Dinner'’s all near done, ma’am, away and took care of Emelie, while | | at Washington we are beginning to 5 Money, seldom sees his family, has no appetite for his meals and is|rmark Ret them at home I wonder| That's nice.” 1 returned absontly,| Jack and 1 packed the trunk. We |donery as it ls, PTS onteeatnet or |iearn that those who.ordered the lends bea See monopolv?” queried the heat perennially hard up. why my correspondents do not write | crushing the dress into the Hom, a rips worked quickly and were ready in| 4p innocent female mind, The letter, ing of sailors and marines at Vera| Pol!sher. i . fs Sa gee dota 5 banta who Gout ime on business matters to the office.” | ping off shoes and stockings and] pienty of time, Emelie wrapped iq) sir, is from Fritz's little sister, and | That," answered the laundry man, ‘ow many people are there hereabouts who don’t dare to face] But Mr, Jenkins treated the quip| throwing them in also, and then, | her coat, suund asleep. it in dated Chicago. | Cruz did not anticipate any resistance. | iF New York with a scale of living that means safety and peace of mind—| W!th sent disdain, and then the “ ' ,. ‘he darlin’ won't wake up, moat ‘is a fair question, We pause for a who haven’t the courage to be comfortable? HO | Hunt gue Ga She drat tine’ since If the boss expected Mr, Jarr to The supposition was that as soon as " Mra, Banks said, as she un-|quail he was disappointed. “What our Mexican brothers heard the grin. | “°P!¥. How do they get away with it? =| Coming in I breathed easily. = ‘ Sos = = : : ath , 4 hep: tor see nlahte Mand ita Peete We koken | “Supposing the last administration A (a AL gia | Hits From Sharp Wits. Now to gut dressed ageiny | Putting | iyust be just awful to get ready for| “You were requested to take charge Koes Were coming, ashore, thy had established a food monopoly tn on black “storkings und sitppers. 1 lbed in them cars of her at Evansville by me, this ake to the mo nout frog |the Tombs? The City Club and the Ten days to wait till Teddy comes bounding home! : Somers's wrape-which 1|_ Once, T remember, I wondered dully | being due to a plea made by our “"*rhe discreet Gen, Maas and his Citizens’ Uni Hane tan to leave in the car, and | Where Jack got the money which he faithful and efficte shipping clerk, | soldiers did take to the mountains, patente ion wen have tesued had failed to remind | Put Into my pocketbook and that he| Fritz," remarked the boss, “Is this| byt the citizens of Vera Cruz re- | i the city to arms. The pring poet is a poor m wers. When he [still claims to loy ‘8 but yor k of the closet. had bought the tickets with. He! not eo mained behind and attacked us from Diatrict-Attorney would have started will notice that he hires somebod it all arranged 1) must have seen the question in my/ "Did you know abe was a profes- | ambush, killing almost a score of our an investigation to discover whether to dig dandelions out of his lawn.— r open and Jack called; | face. sional fat lady—billed the Obese|men and wounding four times asthe Tammany Commissioner of Cor. Cleveland Plain Dealer, you, Sue?" “Don't think about the money, | Odalisque?” asked Mr, many, Subsequent developments ¢s- | rection was getting 60 per cent. or ° 1 replied, wondering at a} dear," he sad, “I'll attend to that all| “No matter how fat a tablished that almost everybody in more. Mass-meetings would he: an eaclanaclanave Very, very often the effort is made| new note in his voice, as though | right whe Is none the less a lady,” wi |Vera Cruz owned a gun and that heen called in Cooper Union Saye er About This Shove, course, if you have a soft, fuzzy! to palm off partisan opinion for pub- dd happened and he was| ‘The gateman allowed him to go | boss's bromidic comment. “The young many of the volunteers were excellent |p, Rockefeller jr. would have been Be the Editor of The Evening World beard, that alters the case, But) ite opinion, and too often tt succeeds, through the gate with me. After he|lady in question brings serious | shots. solicited for funds to found ‘The Gome of those shaving “records’| Please state how thick your beard is, | —Deseret Nows. "1 gushed, primarily to! had seen us comfortably fixed and | charges, the nature of whiph we do| “The resistance was the first blow sociation for the Protection of 4 As- ieidialy do amuse me. I find that|!* siiffness, &. the next thine you . . . y questions as to why I| given the porter Kenerous tip to not fully comprehend,” the boss went! to the plan of peaceful occupation. | Prisoners from the Rapacity of aid NM [report 4 "record," readers, Not all fishermon are Mars, but ‘when Mrs, Banks waslattend to us, he had to go. on; “see for yourself. All at once it dawned upon our lead- | fessional Politicians, by the time I lather my face and} M. MILLER, | many lars go fishing, should!” “non't be afraid to call the porter,| Mr. Jarr took the letter and read, |ing statesmen that we had mnvaded How do they get away @etten my beard thoroughly, ready In Any Eneyelopedia, Yes. eee Everybody f you want anything, He'll|Your friend, the fussy gink, blowa| Mexico by force of arma and that |e only snewer ie that thie in ee for shaving. from § to 10 minutes 7. ie paitor of The Evening World One of the most common delusions tha ew York was it for you. If you need more|muh in Chi, he sure seemed leery of jour flag was waving on foreign soll. yor i" fe consumed, ‘Then, after stropping baie dale tuba alae j48 that of the man who imagines that, the money, let me know." the Jains.” Immediately Secretary Bryan and . + pi How can J find out how Napoleon | he is working for himself when he is! "Have you been into the altting| ‘The whistle just then blew, the| “What does that mean, sir?” asked|Secretary Danicla protested that we br, Resor corefully and Bonk over my came to the French throne and how | grinding unother’s @xe—Albany Jour- room since you came home, Sue?"| prakeman called “all aboard,” Jack |the boss. “What does It mean?” were not at war with Mexloo, but An Encore Discovery, twice, ing, &¢, another he became a general in the French | nal, Jack interrupted, Kissed Emelie and me again and was _. |they admitted that we were IN — to 16 minutes is consume This army? Was he born in Corsica? * 8 e “Why, no What's the matter, | gone, ita eS Mexico. 66] SEE,” said the neaa & shave take anywhere from AK. D, Too many people dream of greatness Jack? You look as solemn as an owl."| "7 strained my eyes to see If T could | deceived him, and would not let me| “Now, there's the embarraaaing What oo polisher, i$ to 26 minutes, sometimes longer, | A Dollar Problem, land then wake up. With a look of understanding to- | catch just a glimpse of him outside |come back. I started up, thinking I| point. We are in some dastardly vilifiers poseces what I would call a real siddteesd | * ee ward Mrs, Banks, he threw his arm | the window, but we were already | would demand to be let off the swiftly |cording to reports, is coming bac and hunkers are saying that consisting of stiff, wiry hair, | To the Editor of The Evening World: ‘Too many people haye courage when | ¢ my shoulder and we turned to-| moving, and 1 drew back disap- | moving train, Then I thought that having as- when the Colonel discovered hie 200 to every square inch. I/| 1 have a problem which imay inter- they don't need it. | ward the living room, pointed. I had reached home, and that father Ops, arms a. South American rivy to ask some of those record. jest readers: A man has $7. With it oe 8 “You better put the dinner right|” The porter made up my berth at|had been gone for days, How are wi yeaue ver it wasn't the to ask some barber how long|he buys 100 app i! The man who said "The things youjon,"” he said to Mrs. Banks, then] once, and | went immediately to bed,| It was a relief when the porter | get out? i ne Sinnowery of said river.” to shave un ordinary itn-japiece for som ¥ night | awitched on the light. There on the/but only slept fitfully through the | came to the berth and told me I must| “Are we going to back out and let tt,” declared the laund: ‘When looking for informa-'some and some he buys at $ for change his mind if he ever ate too| tabi Rane rough ry. je lay a telegram which he handed | night. fanciea ren dress, as we would be in High Falls the Mexicans close in on our outposts | “it was the first time the Tolonel tat much en apple ple. —Macon Tele-|to me, saying: head—fancies that Jack had found |in half an_ hour, as we desert them and shoot at discovered it. What more do ado Teint T found this when I came tn, but| the dress and also found that I bed (re'Be Continued) from ebore as we go aboard the ships? want?” they i % to some one who 1 it. Hi he the trade, "Ot each pricet "ANY S008 he Fe q " ‘ . i . ; ‘ j cee eden eee eae aeaiomarteapee leet ‘ 4 ‘ = .