The evening world. Newspaper, May 8, 1914, Page 24

May @. 1914 A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories a“ IM THINKIN OF AN’ IF He's GoT P ALL JOKING ASIDE, THE TAKIN’ HIM OUT ANYTHING, TLL WRITE Sr AROWING AND HAVE _+]!M Heinle eA hleladen ; ‘ AR'DER THAN WALTER THROW A FEW, A 2 JOHNSON TIGHT Now? PLook AxeL! HERE'S A WIRE FROM We “FLICKER FM COMPANY" Gwin’ US A CALL-DowN FOR NOT SENDING IN ANY WAR MoviES | Gee - How SAN WE. WHEN THERE AIT No WAR? on -1 see! You'Re GONNA SOAK THEM MEXICAN SOLDIERS ih The EYE -~-ANd “her WONT DARE SHOOT YA WITH YER UNIFORM ON. GREAT ! TLE Look Like A REAL FieHT SEE ? ay Tord You “HEY BANE : AFRAID To SHOOT ME Wt! ANY Nossal mehr Deprviaht, 1014, Prose Pubtiching Co. (W. T Evening Workt.) 3 4 matt : LARRY LOVELORN—Do You Blame Him For Looking Dazed? Bs FIF| WAS ONLY SOME KIND OF A'HERO™ : ‘i —i Nica. Nine als we cms uate, THANK YOU So i DISCOURAGED! 1" 2 2 JUST DONT hee RESCUING . r WELL BE ASHORE, bi = IN A MINUTE MUCH FOR) ( ME! <= la Y A rr iA, => See aati pte Y = cana ; The Human Banknote. A New Line of Art. our Obecccecoecooconeaenseaeasconcenas escaseesoreesoees He Should Worry! Poor Papa. ime] E can't all earn % a day HE red beaded and dissatisfied s FY s N enormous parrot swings on & HEN little Doris climbea up te eB ¢ ee eS eT ME set banked wnt Simeitnens Mr. Jarr Finds His Dinner, AX ‘voreh'in the doorway of anick:| WW her father's knee tt was auste | ‘uh bleka nh os : erates tee ee (i el theatre not far from the obvious that some deep probe ; . large D- i @emmervial conditions being as hits ular Magasine. After dinner he went —" But Beats a Quick Retreat! Reds's neal a save many clever |lem was troubling her mind. Presently i ery doen't blame very severely tbeltats, the narrow ye iL things. Dr. &. Carlton Hobliteell,|she unburdened herself of the momen @A who marries for money.” air tn oitey ok teas $49999999999969999990099999909909999999909009099099 | dentist and first baseman, claiins that tous question Vike speaker was Miss Elsie De imprecations toward the oon- ployer, “you should be asbamed. Here | @ time!” retorted the boss. “Do you tained by the establishment came| the bird is too confounded!y clever. | son who said, “The good ie The econe was the colony | #F0ss of the stare and burat forth into Your friends are giving @ beefateak| mean to tell me you expect to be|down the corridor und took them|T!® other morning Dr. IToblitzell| . . “ pleturesque, and voluminous, food dinner in jour honor ana you are hot | uutitted Into a sober and decorous away. strolled down the street, and stuppea T yeplieg thectather “x gue . of abui ich was devoted entirely present!” assembly?” “I can explain everything, Mi f ve y, very * A, poor girl,” Miss De Wolfe went] to the landlady. Mr Jarr was going to say it waan't| Tho sober and decorous assembly | Smith!" pleaded Mr. Jarr.. “LW rth cs PRT Raid ive ChUG! atten tetas om, “married an aged millionaire. One of the other boarders, who had his fault, but just the “house | were now. bawling “in the Heart terrible time. Cant 1 ocked is bead 26 one ade, ane She0 | some time on the import of hi Ob, how could you do it?’ a friend | been at the house a long time, there- i Sober: | the City ‘hat Hua No Heart! iked this, for loud inquiries were |Mrew six vinwheels In a fury of do: |ing i'm not really 9 much eure ber. ‘Such an old fellow, too!’ by accumulating a pallid look and a ing-t'p Sanitarium oper one eye| hammering on the tables with the| being made for the bors—in fact, ‘Mr, |leht, sch ing at ney \ onare er ont eral dai bg | Lopael scar’ the youne bride replied, | uate, with comma on It, drew nour and murmured, “Throw the old stew | glasses. . Jarr not being present, an effort was | Sot nO teeth, Nowrays Heatuy Bett oe how MUMMY Manages to eet My 4 +| timidly and ventured to ask what the R : into @ hot bath! y, don't give him | "And ladies are present,” continued | being made to give all the honors tu| No terth, hooray, ie n 1"—Loendon Tit-Bits, * %@ you were starving and somebody | special kick was. fa shot of dope till he begs for it,|Mr. Jabez Smith, “Send these boon| the boss in the hope he would pay for |"@t! ‘Times-Star, growed up we you an enormous banknote—a| "What's the, matter? echoed omy van om, | DOG! Hie's oun of thove wrumpy oti | eo panions of yours away. Lat them| everything and charge It to profit and, « ow be ol me's the it right, 1014, by T rem tt bing ut a uh y every |i go, a is a 0 > look at the date? "—Wash-| woman I ever knew who could liter | ‘iia Now York Evening Word). thing! Throw him in the hot bath | those addicted to alcohol at Peeks-| The boss opened the door a little pos ally paint food on a nlate."” Ie JARI stood timidly in| Never mind taking off his clothes!" | kill. | By rge, they'll get discip-| ways, disclosing to Mr. Jarr all his of- lined there! the ice water pitcher, fice assoct, him have any,” mumb Mr, Jarr might have asked the boss|ing themsel: and their wives en{or- s hugely. He caught a the ante room of “the Cave" or “The Morgue” oF Linee surgeon in reply ow he knew, but at that instant the| glimpse of Mrs. arr wearing over ‘tha Roort or whatever "want to tell you, Mr. Smith,” | house physician and the umbulance| her best tango dreas a big. pinafore | qucorly decorated ana | Regan MN. darn “l've bad’ 9 time | surReort ee aie ee eae cnaee: | apron, a8 did all the reat of the twet-| | getting he at seemingly without injuring them: | steakers named place the beefateak dinner “TP should say you must have had | selves, and the “seuse patrol’ main- given in his honor was held on the upper floor of the big restaurant. On tho other side of Mr. Jurr leaned a more or less overcome physician from the Peekskill Sant tarlum for Alcoholics, The house physician leaned against the right door jamb and the ambulance sur- She camo eagerly forward | 9 the boss, guarding the doorway, beckoned to her, and the door was closed behind , and there she greeted her long-away husband just an the boss had greeted him, as one| gullty of reat crimes and misdemea.- | nors, | “Ooooh! ‘To think I should see him here!” cried Mrs. Jarr, and she burst |into tears, | “Where did you think you'd see me? geon leaned a the loft, ‘They | Wasn't I to try to get back in time were good “Bofors Taking Our Cure" . |for my own beefsteak dinner?” asked | ‘or the i j : ir, Jar. advertisements for the gy beta “~ “I suppose so," moaned Mrs. Jarr, | had carefully closed . “put Mrs. Buzaford, @ friend of Mrs | stood re- Aan, ms vA Gratch, 1s with us to-night, and she! garding Mr, Jarr and his two com i 4 makes you shudder when she tells yi panions with a frown, But from the a _— jof the human vultures ae meets. 8! inside Mr. Jarr could hear merriment z. captured one single handed on ¢! 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