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SopTrignt, 1914, Prose Publishing Co, (N.Y. Bveaing Wor'd. & WHY YOU POOR Sime? we aInT AS LONG AS HUERTA IN No DANGER FROM THese IS MEDIATING, WE ME KICANS Now tt . CAN TAKE ALL “THE - Movies WE WANT IN PERFECT SAFETY CANT CHA SEE, aver? WE AIN'T IN ANY You MAY BE RIGHT ON THar Mt Sa nna wie ( ‘aN We | | e \) | wi | “THEN SHE will | TURNED AROUND ! POORPAORSSEES ORES FARRERESESS ELE SER CORSEROSEO OEE OLES i ] Mr. Jarr’s Friends Little Dream wy What Is Befalling Him VESTS IT SIETHSISIIOIIGSOOTIVITITISS SHSSISOSSSTOSSSSS You Sign A Bole its because you've ya! the vitive Johnson, the cashier, re-|two dozen rhododendrons that could! hy Yen a conversation. Anyhow, |imarked that It looked suspicious that|be planted along the north side of just as Ruilty ae if you got| Mr, Jurr hadn't wired in for money.|the house, for they are hardy and| Value deceived. ft know, 1 got stuck |W, ky fellera}don't need much aun. As for the| with alot of ‘em ver limit on| flower beds, about a hundred panay | ‘You're not guilty, you "said Jonson | plants and four dozen geraniums, not Hable, whether {t's an accomn to count an elephant or two, and note or not. However, please don’t | n't where be gets off, got-| salvia, which gives you a good dash KO out ang start reports that Kd|ting all the soft snaps around here,’ | of bright red till frost--altogether, for tr ohas stung everybody a abled Jenkins, (he bookkeeper. |a good bed of flowers can't be planted akippedt.” “Now, if I could hi atten that trip|for less than elght dollara—not to! “No, lave may a good word for him | West T could hay of some real|count the cast iron urna'— if we can, only Fcun't think of any," {service to the fr wouldn't have| “Say,” interrupted the cashter, “1¢ said Gus tong it on the cheap like Fd. Jarr ts] you ne cadaing on the exponse ac- a Suppose one shoul! din among|doing it @ boss doesn't want that,|count Ed Jarre has to buy flowers for ANWHILE the litte world] Supe i Berry, the une | He expects You to entertain our West: | your. little place in the country, all of Harlem went round aud Coumnagy 614. oy ‘The Pigme Babliching Cee eho Now York Eventag World ern representatives, T'll bet Jarr) right, But {€ you're talking about Wd round without Mr. arr. t he's having good time} is holding oul the price of dozen} Jarr doing tt, don't forget the con- fonry, the undertaker,| an us,” ven-[rose bushes, five or six big, nlce,/aervatories attached to his estate In was the only member of | Mired Mr Slavinehy, the “ier hardy lilac bushes, three or four well-| Harlem are on a somewhat modest What was the ge w Men's Associae| hal wan the 6 tin to maintain any persistent tue erest in the welfare of Mr, Rdward |Jarr, lom t arily from bis fa- se und at least | ecale, consisting of a long, narrow n starch box painted green and h half's worth! Jihe Harlem usin ending them | fro ay yon" nui aun ogee tho ta HELLO, CENTRAL, GIMME vel ikea are ted to. the coun "No 1 ain't seen him for a long "M' WEATHER MAN. c dering how he'd get Me garden fixed up." grumbled Jen- G 4 proprietor Gag tqcs! 700, Ta/$ kina. “T suppose he'll pull some bone the corner, iS while he's away and get arrested. Berry i for the ORTANT Anyway he haw @ rood time and we tinguished attorney to represent her 7 missing friend, ax war his custom. ‘have to stay here and work, doing his in the adjustment of her late hus- Only One Chance. In Chicago! “L think he's treated me like a dog,’ i ‘ou wili get your third out of the ate." ‘Oh!” exclaimed the widow and our band’s estate. on 7 mart ’ | Th aad i low can you say such @ ”A-AS," anid the old man who USBELL MOTT was passing | ald John W. Haugle sullily. “tere | [Tain Ae the rengrall opinion af You will,” said the attorney, dur-|my second scarcely ool sat combing his whiskers through the lobby of Hotel 1a! 4 "ne hasn't even sent us a post and care-free time while everybody| 08 the course of their consultation,| grave!"—Green Bag. with his Ongers in a James- Salle the other day when an a r ving the soldiers’ mopuinant THE LIGHT se had nothing but work and worry, = seis ev Wn hotel, while John Wells of Buf-|tractive young lady bowed to him.) ut Ds >. or a thrilling vista of Mri Jarr shared this opinion, | e to stay home,” she de- f hall the bitls te worry | |me, and the house needing papering and painting and the landlord re- | fusing to spend a cent—and he'd have ate It all over for a new ten- we moved out—and Mr. Jarr is having a fine time travelling from nlace to place with nothing to worry | him at allt” m at al ‘ _ $1.50 to $10.00 nd this was true enough, provided | that being, handeuffod In a noapltal | Chore are (wo special ines featuredin EARL & WILSON Bhirts, ’ WEIGHT was waiting for his lecture hour |The attorney doffed hia hat, but some. | Ma ‘ Wilmington, Del. with 1G Fell around, says Judge. bow or other couldn't locate his . jf echoed John, anxtous to get | pretty acquaintanc: ' mind off hie lecture and onto} “How do you do,’ 7 pleasant. ing to shake hands: done wrong. We| been all these days aid, advane here have you! a feller, that Ka} me in your liquor “Why, in the same old place.” sald) giore ‘and say: ‘Fine day, ain't it? the young lady, mystified. Nominate your poison. What'll every- you eee, old Comrade Jeb| “It's been a time since | aaw| body have? I'll chuck the dice mn . ,{ you. You've wi i pa an’ Aunt Jane Priddy died th’} "on, perfectly well,” sald the «irl, q for dipsomaniacs, without clothes or week. Our parson ain't none| smiling. Ne oD , roming y & penny, was having & good time. RED-MAN $1] 50 Lape os $D 50 p plentiful with ‘is sermons, eepe-| “You must drop in and see may | Dae at y ne. bie — _ LABEL ‘ ° . ones. wite Bb be glad| "You al aroun = ® funeral ones. So he was up| (rite, nome ime. Bhe would be wind | yon mane ; . "it ik The Widow's Third. ‘Tun mark ison the DuEBIE Baad teros the neck, We recommead Uhams epestahy ft an’ 4 fat ” | tor By f i ‘ob the best abirts at ¢ rices anywi an’ preached identical th’ "Thank you, Mr. Mott. | for Bd Jarr befo: S Uy 7 | NEW YORK | TROY'S BEST PRODUC’ fermon fer epeh one of ‘om! stat me Ce can't remenwer| ‘" do ‘ NE lawyer telle of an 5 t&’ came cormen—weli, { “w (es Saw Fou. i EARL & WILSON MAKERS OF RED-MAN COLLARS. . "9 ‘ English widow who. by reason ‘ F was in your office, Mr. Mott. | “Ac of certain legal complications, Say he 414 leeve out June's war! rm Marie, eer reneerenner: '—Chi aa 5 found it necessary to retain a dis-