The evening world. Newspaper, May 4, 1914, Page 16

A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories 4% Fun for the Home and the Ride Home IM SuRE You ARE A FINE TSOY- NEVER IF 1 SHourd Tere NAUGHTY. NEVER A FIR, A LITTLE TELLS FIBS ? : BIRD WOULD TELL ‘ “PoP Aout IT=- PoP HE SAYS so | — { ' +H: + +1, ume W Ane va] Peete Ht | JSPEAMING- YE $/ — ad q Yes—It’s About Time Axel Rowed Ashore GET SOME Good Movies OF al HUH t FIDoRY THe FLEET, AXEL .GRIND OFF RANE Sime --~- ABOUT A THousand FEET OF itm - sen? — How CAN AY HEAR HIM HOLLER AT ME -. - —— ~* EN DAS CAMERA MAKES So MUCH Nose! o NOW THAT LORETTA’S GONE F + ~ i ‘ ; ‘ ; T NOW-ALL TOGETHER | SAY IT D BE A RED + Nunee o Ae ; i MND FOR HIM—= “AW! WHAT'S THE USE ! GLAD I'VE GOT ALOT OF HER = PICTURES. NOTHIN MAKI ME FORGET Men jae LORETTAS PICTURES Pryvrry yore yr rir rry irre rire ery Yoyo] YOU GOTTA DO IT! | Fate Shackles Mr. Jarr Both om! en Figuratively and Literally POPREOESEDEOES EES AEEESOSSESCEREFEOAE OOO4084000088008)' given the name of Capt. Herbert fo guard Lake Erie from Mexican out of the window, when he found Tynnefoyle as being that of the sup- | "mv of invasion.” ey Rag Herter garie ie iE LE posed humband of the fat lady or not,| Mr. Jarr wired back: “WH! not re ET Sy town handcutted: tn Mr. Jarr didn't much care. turn to Chicago under any circum- + | He wired Mrs. Jarr when he left| stances; am on my way home. 7 lly sucededed in ringing the! Chicago that he was on his way| sure that bdeefateak dinner tn A ~ POnter. abneare oes home. A telegram from Mrs. Jarr in[?enor takes place night of ou are) yy Seat reply reached him on the train a few |'ival. J have earned tt!” ; hours later. It read as follows: “That will hold them for a while!" “Go back to Chicago and investt-| snorted Mr. Jarr as he got the - whi the porter, know dat lady what you tried berth to at Couyrlght, 1014, by The Prem Publubiag Oo, | ate report that Capt, Tynnefoyle hay|Ktam of at the next stopping pla cle tne ae (The New York Evening World.) eloped with a fat Iedy and gone on|"l'm going to get what's coming to ced’ milita oe an bet on that!” ct) ho is insane on white stage, as printed here in newapaper | Me a despatches Irene Cacklederry, his) oi when he awoke the next| fiancee, 1a prostrated at report. Cupt.| morning in hia berth in the Pullman’ ter Tynnefoyle left New York last week|he went to raise the blinds to look | 4! | | |r § soon as Mr. Jarr could 6s- 0 bad Mr, Jarre did not bet §!a cape from the theatre and get a train’ out of Chicago for home he did so, When it was time for that smash- | Sree + ae ing musical success, “The Girl From SAFETY FIRST the Cheese Factory,” to open for its promiere in Chicago Harold Dogstory, eeecmeminel arr 6 pro t on bi “She's gwine to puil you off ¢ Beanies atk tron acide ale bat YE$,1 WANT A GOOD, train ‘and hand You over te. the po. and stand in the lobby of the theatre INQUSTRIOUS OFFICE Ray ice,” explained the porter "4 got newspapers to show you done to receive the critics and newspaper — BUT HOW MANY ‘teed dat fat lady from Evanavilie e knows you is a human vulture, she's gwine to drag you to jes- do what” asked Mr. Coprrient. 1914, vr nen, ‘These were sure to attend In ; GRANDMOTHERS HAVE Thicago, and inarried her under MAN-POWER CAR. ___|men passengers accordingly pushed large numbers to see the local open- YOU LYING AT THE de tolin of de human vulture. ("On a branch of # St. Louls trolley a aes Inside, untit Whe main’ line ing of that great big Broadway POINT OF DEATH THIS “What nonsense!” snapped Mr, line an accident pulled down the| was reached, where the wire was ‘ knockout (this description was true 4 SEASON? GIMME TH Jase enough, as the show had been knocked out in short order) with the astounding novel feature of La Belle Rotundi, “the fattest runaway bride in the world, as ‘a chorus in one.’ " As for the excited “ehorus In one,” she was in such a state regarding whether she would “flop,” as failure is termed in stageland, or else “go big,” that she let Mr, Jarr escape The Diagnosis. stomach and I want you to sive me| out’ the stage door, Mr. Jarr, when something for {t." 4o nave their diseases pre-| apothecary asked Fie, acribed for occasionally get! “Livery little while something seems | VOUld #e Vie very strange diagnoses, says the to rise up and then settle back again,| Meanwhile the newspapers had Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. One and by and by it rises up again.” printed snapshots of Mr. Jarr as the day a farmer wearing @ long coun- The apothecary put his chin to the| alleged groom and the fat stage- femance is said to have ontered an nd {and meditated. | struck maiden as his supposed bride, remarked: “I Pein | Le po Mr. Jarr did not know whether to be thankful that the press agent Bad hat did you let her handeuft . . leaving a car stranded. The intact, me for EXACT CENSUS. "She said if 1 didn't dat a be ar- 7 3 siecise rested as a ‘complice. She done sean you gimme money," sald the porter, \"An' you only gimme six hite de whole trip!" he added dolefully "Get my clothes and help me dress! UH show her!” snarled Mr. Jarr “She's done took your clothes so vou kaint escape,” replied the porter. Mr, Jarr’s testh chattered. He saw himself dragged to court in ignominy | instead of going to hin beefsteak dinner in glory, Right then and there he promised the porter wealth | beyond the dreams of avarice. “I tell you what T kin do,” whis- pered the porter. “Dey's a sick man in de next berth what gits taken off! in a stretcher at Peekskill at day- ght. He's speechless and his man \nurse is shot full of dope in t | upper bunk. Hol’ fast, don't aay a word,’and mebbe I kin git them to it’s tive of to eta st | Hospital ' , f SPRING , SHIRTS $1.50 ts $10.00 ‘There are two spectal lines featured in EARL & WILSON Shires, T purple sand arros The mark ian the purple sand airs ’ TROY'S BES’ RODLCT. EARL & WILSON MAKERA OF RER-MAN FOLLARS Conrriahl, 1916, Pree. Publishing Co. (M. ¥. Groening World ricer