The evening world. Newspaper, April 20, 1914, Page 16

~ A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories —— April 20,1914. we cv pay § THe oh AND Do You Afte “PLAN TE Die THE SEEDS FHey NEVER uP BACH DAY COME ouT OF THe GRouUND (RE Go wine ‘— — NOPE—AXEL CAN’T SEE HIMSELF PACKING A SPEAR! WHAT'RE ‘You Dome HERE ? WELL, YOUVE, SUFFERED A LoT WE ARE GOING “STAR” ELOOEY IN y BANE 7ST I Mouse rep You SP ee ar Cee Sheen, A GREAT SIK-REEL PRODUCTION - ~ Meee DAS f SATURDAY : bier wars? SO ENS ey RoR hee SNe {LL GIVE You A doB AS ONE OF ‘AN’ AY GANE IN.DAS =a ~ THE mos - at $i A dav! BITS A SWELL NE cities CHicAed: NONKERS— ce the wife of your employer, and she’s) dinner or the Terwilligers’ dinner ora already invited the Pgnnington/dinner to Mra.’ Mudridge-Smith and Smeers, who have promised to invite|her friends?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Mr. Clara to their Dancing Fridays. And|Stryver says it should be a stag!” Clara has already also asked Mra} ‘Mr. Stryver! Have you gone and Penrod Pilkington and the two Misses| asked HIM?” cried Mra. Jarr. “Wh; Bushroda, all society people she’s beer. | Clara Mudridge-Smith an: crazy to get in with, She finds they | cided that we would no mére have the u have never been to a real beefsteak| Stryvers there than we would have ° ly dinner and are crazy to go to one.| the Rangles.” And the pumas hom cut her at Palm] This was pleasant news to Mr. Jarr, 1» 80 > Beach, to do something |as he had already spoken of the mat- Crore 1014. The Frme ties Ox jed the obdurate Stryver, “But I'm % vited the Great |ter to his friend and neighbor, John W. os Bre Ssperiances ta thoes things 033 1 L4 Plantagenet, i 6 ova fiers writ Rangie. a as only way to pull them off/be dancing, of course and she has al-/ “I've written to Capt. Tynnefoyle bia oping ht - fuoneeafully lunlens you want to sprin- | ready arranged | for @ colored orch jo, bring & few men friends from hie GO. ANYW om bired boosters tra because estras| militia company,” Mre. Jarr went on, To 0 to make it @ stag. At an affair! can play the modern dance music with| “and I'll bavenia fiancee, Irene Cack- L be «as ot | Where the idea is to have ® tumult of/the right verve and rhythm, and Tlleterry, over*trom Philadelphia, 1 iT} T be a stag affair, spontaneous acclamation the presence | want you to put it off till the middle| can’t. very well invite Irene without course?” Mr, | 0f women aie everything. Make/ of the week because I am so anxious|asking her sister, Gladys, and their Stryver when Mr. Jarr,|'t A "tas and youve got @ chancel” | leo Cora Terwilliger knd her mother| mother should he along to chaperon happening to meet the| uae his tare becca to hint (thee |to be there as my guests. ‘They are|them, of course, Bo that will leave 5 . Sarr om fo hint to Mre | going to take @ cottage at Sea Gate| Mr, Blodger, the Cackleberry girls’ man from Wall street in | Jarr, Cg hy Tg chat | this summer and it will be a nice|stepfather, all alone, and as he is a the subway, spoke to him of the pro- | ome of the men at @ “ae SUS-| Hace to visit. That's the kind of peo-| beautiful dancer I wrote he should posed beefsteak dinner. Rented that, as the dinner was Sn) Tie Tam going to cater to, So, as the|come, too. Of course, we'll have to “Us ” tal Mr. why, “I can't see how that can he," re.| Terwilligers at Atlantic City, put them all up, for those Philadel- lennon," faltered Jere, pied ‘Mra. Jane, “Clara, Mudridge-|¥Ou postpone the beefateak dinner phia people nover think of going to the thing ts rather tentative as yot,! Eoin wants to be present, and she's| “Ie this to be M¥ dinner or your|@ hotel, so altogher, we'll have « you pew Ta8 ow Sya/here wie yen T dont. thinks Me. Jarr re i ————$ “Yea, n't ” re id our firm ten yeare and the boys are plied sadly, “But hew about the fel- insisting on giving me a big blowout. lows from the oMce?” | Of course, that sort of thing doesn't “What have they ever done appeal to me, but I don't wish to be me?" asked Mre. Jarr. “Bealdes, there ¥ SSC S can be @ second table or something ae aes rig of that eort, can't there?” y, THIS 19 60 = —_——S so — ae wnar KEE Table Etiquette. 70 SAY, WAROLD? TS were watching the Giants you it’s « regular hold-u; <= ; a and the Athletics in one of the ons # moan 60? Ue pe (J a Seroven f> e i world's series games—the base- bs Oa Bato cae BR i se i ball fan and the girl who was being that after your friends have g'ven 2 you a dinner thopge that DO pay for| {7 : initiated into the intricacies of the Ehety diapers ait and kick and knock | Y C = game, says Neale's Magazine. . all rol a % . “wl beautiful animal: i” hom you have hired 10 keep up tho 5 4 a » nieay cried, Lae ae enthusiasm let the thing bog down, MN : poy Reon pay EA? ee praueak and’ tee eniee ; x \ . ? \ : “Animals? Animals?” repeated her booster starts everybody to singing ~\ 4 ee tui aneen teen tela Won Hee © Jelly Good Fetow!! they : ‘ " : est violin virtuoso that ever lived.” geen it fail, why I ask 3 5 “How can you say 80? Why, they you ie it to be a etag affair?” % x edly BUBBA, OF pouren they Too Much Cavity. “Excuse me, sir,” sald he, gently |"sNo, T think the ladies are dectar- | Bi 3 - ight out there on the diamond, shaking the man in the chair; “but/jng themselves in on it,” replied Mr. (*) NB afternoon an esteomed cltl-| Would you mind waking up? I can't |Jarr. gen went ito a barber shop ay hit tu’ are asicep.” “Then call it o@!" snorted Mm Stry- | 7 HER DADS CASTOR ] fo nave his tar Peapes, but | Max, Nil You are ane, yn eur oly pe fant a eaaosrneeT A of ics doaire Aig sored hg i She with @:wonderr | tot the huneh mat eo woony thas they 6 } i= RATING For Infants and Children, . “Why not?” give Huerta an ovation, But wit J 2 heavy slumber. Apparently | "nceuuse,” explained the barber, aa[womes, present everybody will” be The Kind You Have Always, Bought artist 8 r an es Davies be ow | sottty ax possible, “when you fall| Sou get off giving yourself a dinner,” teana tha manip into slumber your mouth opens #o I'm hot wving myself a din- of : govern} at- that I can't find your tace,"— protested Mr. seer. Signature penoed, Telegraph. ;*aeptorwhat they all cay!" retort Wiha? 4 i * é y i) S ot Be 7 | Fun ‘for the Home and the Ride Home but fancy living with such creatures, |imasine what his table manners mut sitting in the same room with then: | be!" . dining with them! Look at that} “Well,” was the fan's loyal com: catcher there, crouching like a beau-|ment, “he seems to stand up to the Plate, all right.” oe Just the Collar You’ve Wanted 2 FOR 25 CTS. . EARL & WILSON e MAKERS OF TROY’S BEST PRODUCT,