The evening world. Newspaper, April 11, 1914, Page 10

Fun for the Home and the Ride Home A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories 4 | New York. Saturday. ; 1TTER, POP!” a KT TH MutT d sSwuBsr M BUT, AXEL—IT TAKES A GOOD F fn OAvING FoR “Nis axeL. ° | wwe, TWANT You T SEE WHAT Y A arr*youR ACTING (S MAKING WITH THE CRowD! MO’ Loven: -y. Aree Hs RvAY ... p, bla em Py oren tp, Copsrisht, 1914, Press Pudliontag On. (N.Y. Kventex Workd m Is By E. McRride SEE HERE, YOUNG MAN, | MADE THAT. Fo A i Big Das tyerhl HAT FOR PETTY MYSELF JUST TO SAVE OD You AINT GONNA WEAR THAT THE COST OF A NEW ONE AND Itt Have! ROW ? IT LOOKS LIKE SOME 700 UNDERSTAND, 1 NO.” WA BAKED HALE BAKED AMATEUR. TRIMMED 'T! pple est te “Gue only eaid that for a joke, he for an excuse not to let territory, even goin’ as high as quar- saw you coming in.” " i 9 tem. I'll bet that's how it w: ler pages in some of ‘em. : ‘8 5 “sure,” chimed in Gus, “Me, what ¥ i Cartwright, our office manager, who| It seems as if I don't hear nothin’ plained Gus. “Go on Slavinsky.’ I care if you never pay me, never in broke his arm tangoin’ in the kitchen |ol#o but “tango” of late. I “Well, when you get to a place|your life, so long as you live—even sink, was in for a little while to-day| folks are goin’ crazy. I used to where you suspicion there is flsh,|for three weeks? But you want to CONLIN. {with his arm done up in a sling. Jep-)that “tango tea” was a new brand then you listen at the water till tell me how to catch fish mit a valine Boa wan callin’ Mim Abcut ous New| shat somebody ‘had put on @ hoar the fish. ‘Then you take out your and a bowl of goldfish.” - = England territory scrap with Sudder|ket until I learned it was a valixe mit the bow! of goldfish in it} “Well,” said Mr. Slavinsky, eome- A hh A ed Co.)I would rather stay with you, of and Cartwright says he knows how to|sonk, And all them funny and sink it in the water where there|what mollified, “you sink the valise course, but I feel that 1 mur’ let my fix it up. But I don't think much of|they give the dances, “Heat iw fishes going to school. The reason|down in the watér and when the fish 7 TI ambition dictate my course of proce- ‘his notion. is a good name, It expresses of this in that whon fishes are going |come from school they'll walk in to|P4 HAS A SCHEME FOR | By RovkMeCardedl dure. Haven't you room for me in| 4; he's got idea f titude. uy t y the New York office? 01 tM line to give mea toe Goon, WraO. aan rer 2014, YP nde yiuyininn Oo) "What Feuro?” aaked Mr, Slayinaky soaraettem er nore th ae aan | AME, el FRO na tne et tate beat BOOMING SOAP SALES. the New York omtice?, Or mus Wits mum to ive away, for rap- as —— place up the Tver which he wes out}, “Then you ketch ‘em! Then youlcaught by the grip!" Gor “anoiner jetter from |Kindest Fegards to Clarice and her i the hoards,” ay he calla it, bet xceptions Noted. SLAVINSKY’S FISH TRAP | fehine ahh aver able he wae gi [Ketch ‘em! .Listen to the feller!" cried | And he dodged out Inughing Just in an mother and to yourself, , wiade ches knee ote din iene Sce aa ine ea SE ae ee anne tia |,ius indignantly, “How is it you catch |time to escape Gus's unofficial night- Charlie Higgins to-day. It CHARLIE HIGGINS. |him. He says get out a little book aRE was tween GETS A NIBBLE FROM GUS. . en casa Re ecalesl” esi. the angered waa a short one, and ‘T'm|,P. 8.1 must have your house ad-|full of pictures and call it 4, “Complete certain pup and the teacher 2 los a r, Slavinsky, inno-| | "By «0! A o| i § ve Bel -| Course o! r le says of a colored school Rich- . a shaw he doce it" sald Slav: | contly. “That 1 don't think i should |Gus, "T wish, my liquor store. had aol! 10 copy. tt sown ae en letters to Clarice, but all of them|hire a tango professor to write oUt| mond, Moses thought the teacher wae Y GOLLIES!” eaid Gus) coliure and furnish the valioe 4 the | tell you when you ain't no friend of |been one of them that was shut up in my diary because it shows | have been returned marked “No Dob-|the lessons for all th dances, tical. 4 ‘ 4 “weather like this makes] gojdfish,” and the) vine. Right by the door I heard ‘you |by Wotes for Wimmen tn the elec-/how much apunk he's got. bins at this address.” C,H. |and get a pretty gal a andsome too critical, to which effect he aad you want to sing that)” “ior what do you mean, goldfish to go fishing mit the Dili |tions out Weet!” “Dear Mr. Dobbin ye, “Tve| Now if that ain't « smart young feller to poso for pletures iustratin’ expressed himself more than ones you love the cows and|inquired Gus, forgetting the suspen- hing Club, because I owe >. made up my mind that I want to get|man I never seo one. ‘That Sudder|the new steps, and all the women in| with the result that he had been @is- wife!” sion of Slavinsky for non-payment of | ¥OU & dollar twenty cents. Would 1 the Fish A oh the: beat job is a regular whip and he knows |New Englan: oF BPO} oi plined, @hickens, and also your - the beers, forgetting the presence also |OWe you a dollar twenty cents if Bep- Hooking the ° {nto the selling end of the business}, Charley would be a mighty valu- |cers to get copies of the book. ny, tpt P fou've got it all wrong, Gus,” re) ofomr. Jarr. For ler paid me thirty-five cents he owe: and that I want to be in New York.| able man to Sudder and the young-| It's funny, but Jepson thought It ‘ou are not giving attention to 0! For here was a new * i marked Mr. Jerr; “the quotation from | process in angling, and now it was|me for putting @ glass pane in his IE young bride waa exchanging |¥°... ambition to some day make me|ater knows thatI know it, I'm goin'|was the best idea he'd ever heard,| What I say, Moses,” said the teacher ular song of the day ts|*pring and the fishing season right at|{!ce box, or if Mrs. Rangle don’t say her bridal costume for a travel- rintendent 1s very grati-|to take @ chance. I'm goin’ to bring|and he telephoned the advertisin’ fel-| ono day during the course of « talk taprélpena kena, but thig| hand to me the landlord pays for repatra ling sult. factory Gus: ‘ Bratl-| rtm on, but I feel mighty sorry for ler to come right over. “And the ad-|to ner class, {Elove the cows and chickens, “It's @ new way what he bas got a| When T put @ light in her winder on| pez" she asked of the rath. fying to me, but I'm not cut out for) him when he finds out that Ciarice|vertisin’ feller went crazy over it|'°«yeg, teacher, I is payin’ attents “fa the life!’ It means a man may be/ pyent on,” ald Mr. Slavinsky, “but |the alrshaft? Don't my wholesaler | “Ine? ather en- lit, A few days ago I received a let-| ain't his best gal no longer. I won-|too. I stuck out that it was all a|-qood I is,” Moses hastened to ea: fend of @ rural existence, more or/ho don't’ charge anything for tho|Faise the price of standard sizes on|vious bridesmaid who was assisting |¢<. from Nathaniel Sudder’s sales |dered why nothin’ was sald about |crazy, fol-de-rol, wildcat notion, but] ““you should never say ‘T elt ™ hat he prefers to live in|pitent.” me? Ain't my little boy Izzy wearing | her, “did I appear at all nervous at manager offering me a position of Clarice gettin’ letters from Charlie|I agreed to give It a chance. So the! monished the teacher, I have 4 ees, but t! MBnoot!"” interjected Mr. Jarr. @ pair of boy scouters shoes out on| any time during the ceremony?" Fesponsibility and a chance to make|jately. And I can't just figgor out |advertisin’ feller ts goin’ to get ahold| You a thousand times. You know the town.”, . “Well, you ea bowl of goldfish | me every month of his life that coat) si yust a little at first,” replied 1 good for a bigger job, but, of course, | whether they were sent back because of a perfesser that Cartwright sent] correct form. There are no excep. “They ain't no sense to that,” #aid lin 9 valise,” said Mr. Slavinsky. “Then | me two dollars a pair? not after Gerald had sald (out of loyalty to you I couldn't ac-|D'Aubens, and not Dobbins, lives at him to and get, the book done, and | tiona to its use. Give me two exam- Gus, “Of course people would rather)}vyou go up on the river oarlock-| “Never mind your troubles, Mr, id had geld ‘I cept without first giving you the op- jour house now, or Ma q@ot a hold he's goin’ to advertise the premium | pies at once.” live in town. You can't make no ing"—— Slavinsky,” sald Mr. Jarr soothingly, Ladies’ Home Journal. }portunity to give me a similar chance, !of them and sent ‘em back that way book in all the newspapers in the!" “yessum,” said Moses, meekly, money in the country, and if you did —_ _ ee — am one of de letters of de alphabet. IT , am a pronoun,”—Harper' wouldnt pare amy ace tonrens| GROUCH & GRUMP ws a w we By Ferd G. Long *”*””""”” id f New York Evening World.) ° — it. Anyway, if you love the cows an ens, keep @ butcher shop like + SWAPPED A TOWN, u fo TALK You GOTTA GAL 08ODY BUT YES AS 1 WAS A SAYIN’ UM QUE! IM A BIG Bape talking about the country, ‘wh? So RUNEEDA Le ONT GET (ov G Ar} { T aint GOTTA BLAME_N Louge! | 3 ro : / 4 Announcement was made recently y IN FOR THAT 1~ COMIN’ To RCASTIC - YOURE To TALK ABouTA FER HAVIN’ THAT GOOD ~ WHEN *NE COME DOWN TOWN Baisty) © Aways Abnouncement wan mal a y the fish is running, pad t Srrciencs STUFF. Bekeese WHEN, | ALLATIME A KNOCKIN Crust! IF You ba eral LOAFER FER MY TOGETHER Ws MORMING ay] y AL vas gat tation 3 ipa a tly think it is about time Ne Hn Pickle 50 Bote o ON T Cora) | DONT TAMSS° || parpNER! IF I SioviD GOT STOBPED AT OES PLACE. | Susan "Nt eke it a-fishing calling a meett URSE! G' Oe WASTE Smay-| | APPENDICITIS OR SOMETHING ue, a Brean EACINE FEO fora," twanty-atsry rapa b. Tam 5 De MEET YO DATE. MUCH TIME-MAY THIS, E PRICE IN THE MARKET! Elfen avon he town conus t Anybody what don't owe Comin' AomE! >| CATE GE WE SHOULD ,| / WHO WoULO TAKE CARE oF 7H! WeRY 3g pe fei iy y ng 8 SS ea be owes me ; DO SOME BUSINESS! BUSINE SS 1 WANTA KNow!! Gollar-twenty, so I'll put bim out : b till he sett! aca” excla med a familiar voice at ) Jae } , lood Toni “the doorway, “I got everything ready ney : : 4 = . = with my fishing tickle, and T think re J “ SS p55 bod Toni is next Chewaday will be a good day for ; Ms to take out the Dill Pickle Fishing . f Puts the Right “rt of Vim Club.” It was Mr. Slavinsky. SD) | Where Moat Needed, ft uh as Mr. Slavin ; BRADFORD’S>. 4 d BLOOD “Tou oa Seranngea-cre an 4 = EB = 2 A PURIFYING PILL vat i ; = : : : " 7 corre Sin fianing or Mr, Sluvinaky ? " AS he ; Sack #2 thetic ta? ana Slee: “what | mean about angels ts that 5 q A AN = b for ibatlon: ‘hs al, wa can't wpepk about them but what # 5 ~~ : nem of Kirkton ‘an comes