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April 10, 1914 Fun for the Home and the Ride Home P 8T UP AXEL - WITH A “ ‘ SCENE OF A “THRILLING Now WHEN PEGGY Scar el usa en day ON YSUR race! THAVS (T+ Now WHEN AW - Ay can't DRAMA “TODAY, AND | WANT YOu STAND UP AND Cu Clasp HER TO You -- = FLOOEY COMES IN ,YOU GWE SEE DAS NOBLE ‘ME LOVER'S PART. IN YOUR ARMS - THEN FoLLow HER UP TO HIM, SHOWING PLAY CPROSTE. MY DIRECTIONS How NOBLE You ARE To 8 YouR Rwart that make fancy glass right in the| Slavinsky said it was no wonder the lot of people, and T had drenatul| constitutional right of every child to} no time to devote to maternal cares, | cipline must be maintained, side show-ships in bottles and little| Bearded Lady hollered the way sho dreafns last night!" whimpered the| see the circus, at least once a year.’ r erself ‘The World Is Our red men that spin up and down in-| did, because he asked a lot of people boy, ready to estab! Mra. Jarr was threatening to take “There you « whimpered Mrs the rebel Willie home when little Jarr, “How can I have any control ‘Well, let her go nurse in it then!”| Emma saw several children of the pes’ id shockers if only he over the children. How can I incul- | romarked Mr. Jarr. 'y kids are| Somali tribe of Mohammedan “I'm sure I do not feel able to buy ’ circus thereby. cate self-control and social discipline} going to see the circ nd you know | approach the popcorn mei circus tickets for you children in| business woman not “Well, then, If such dreadful things|and psychological restraint in the} you want them to see it, too!" “Gimme my pennies!” these hard times, just to see Bo-| whiskers insured against fire when &re shown in the moving pictures|children—and you should have heard little ‘Look, hemian glass-blowers when you chil- | trad ‘ou cannot go to see them either,” |how beautiful Josephine Blexsington-| they ask fo dren can see them at Coney Island 4 right when they ask it, | ponni Blotch discourses on ‘Home Training | they won't appreciate it. You'll see this summer for nothing,” interrupt- ¥ cried the little] in Pre-Adol nce,’ at the Modern|they won't behave!” Mrs. Jarr de-| and buy popcorn with it.” . . Pop! |} rs’ meeting yesterday. clared. And only that the big show began ed Mrs. Jarr. She really intended m only glad you Mr. Jarr entered. “Ho, Pop! | Mothers’ meet | cla i y R Pub © Moe Slavinsky and Izsy Slavinsky| to take the children to see the circus, | not present to witness such a scene. we go to gee the cireus Has Mrs. Blessington-Blotch any) But Mr. Jarr sald they'd behave all|at this inoment warfare between the ROA woe and little Rachel Slavinsky and Mis-|of course, But it never does to tell | Mra, Josephine Blessington-Blotch is hy, 1 was just going to say I'm | children? asked Mr. Ji right, and so they did until in The| heathen and the whites, hetween a9 . ip aed t 4 Mrs, Slavinsky all went to|Children they can have anything |quite correct when sho says that it ts “Certainly not! She devotes he Hall of Human Curtosities Master |venile savagery and youthful civiliza- ; JARR CHILDREN jor and Mrs. Blavinsky a! they want when they first ask it. It|veading fairy stories and nursery said Mr. Jarr, “Certainly |to her career, which ts Jarr began a protest and went on an|tion would have broken out right ~~ GO TO THE CIRCUS. |'* “'rcu8 by putting circus bills In| rakes a thing seem of slight Im-|rhymes with cruel themes such as,¥oU shall see the circus. It Is the] work!" replicd Mrs. Jarr. musement strike when he found the| then and there, : *| the winder of Mr. Slavinsky's glass-| portance to children to have it with- 4 Jack and Ji antec _—-—— ————— Pobemian Ginee Bieware, bad beep | Only thet Dire, Jerr wanted. (0, ape : ( 1 af : = é e circus would have lel dad odes My Gas ph ron aac tr Sdeetroo ts A eer rah, Salling caw SAMMY’S SLATE bearded lady's incinerated whiskers. | taken her children right home. What \ arr, who, with her brother, bad Just) vingky said tho glass-blowers was | chi . No, you can go to For in circuses, like families, dis- gets into them sometimes? , clreust” asked Willle| heard all the glories of the three-| th, host things at the circus, and|see the moving pictures, but Mamma a ' snisenteeseeneiniainetinsionninthieannnsiemmsnamimias Jarr, coming in with an|ringod show described with more or! while he and the Slavinsky children | can’t afford to take you to the circus eager air as though he| less exaggeration, were it possible,|was watching the glass-blowers ono this year.” had just learned that|by all the chorusing little Slavinskys of the glass-blowers had a fuss with 0 Whereupon both children did wall the Bearded Lady and she broke t @aw dust and spangles spectacle | around the corner. poy, | 80me Of bis glass things, and he blew | |“! nna see the moving pic- VT Just come to town. “And gay, ma cried the boy. | the gas blowpipe torch he was work- screamed the little girl. Yen, mama, little Becky Slavinsky | "Izzy Slavinsky says there is Bohe-| ing with right against her whiskers g side bottles and glass canes and glass d they told him the Bearded Lady's board of censorship pipes” ‘ “I saw the moving pictures where CHOOL SUPPLIES (ea4 ltue Gertie Siavinsky and little} mian glassworkers with the show] and burned ‘em right off; and Mr.|the gentloman tn black motdered a —SHE TURNED AROUND! "SAFETY FIRST | NOW GEORGE, YOU STOP! A popular RED-MAN style. It fits the neck snug and stays there, 2 FOR 25 CTS, EARL @ WILSON MAKERS OF TROY’S BEST PRODUCT