The evening world. Newspaper, April 9, 1914, Page 20

cc es New York. Thursday. / 1A Page of Comics, iia ” Fun for the Home and the Ride Home Now REMEMBER YOUR PART AXEL AND ACTION ‘AY FOUND VON SPIDER. i Dot T QUEER ANY MoRE FILM ft COME IN FLOOEY - ' " v oR Youn. baveliTeRs HAND AND E REMEemAER YOUR LINES STeasy Axer: NOT Too IN DAS WHISKERS + MUCH ACTION HERE! You REFUSE me! AND WE THOUGHT YOU COULD GEE, ITS A CINCH FOR ME SINCE THE MORNING PETTYS MOTHER IS HELPING HER Wit ROOM FLOOR YESTERDAY AND MORE RUGS OR CARPETS, GEE, SHE'S SE BENT AL THE HOUSECLEANING. | WON'T HAVE TO DAY: MAKIN' IT EASY For ME! IT USED To HANG ANY PICTURES, TAKE DOWN BE My 01D JOB 70 POLISH UP TH PME LA make mud only means more work | hood we'd all have bank rolls, wouldn't I can nee she's resigned to losing Per- | knows {t ain't no use huntin’ in my for me but no more money.” - wer" eival Von Der Loon. family. “It'e these cheap safety razors that| “Aw tell it to the J. W. W.!" sneered I knew better than to remind her} “I lope he can find one with a liom crabs business and makes times|Rafferty. “To make business better about Charlie Higgins, I guess Char- ft," she says to me. hard,” was the opinion of Fred, the |let the building trades get some en- fie ain't in the runnin’ even in her| “He probably will,” I eays, “only sporting barber, who had dropped in | couragement.” it won't be spelt the way you mean.” to see what time it was—it being well And I left her to figger out what I known that a cafe clock beats a meant and slid upstairs to my room. ship's chronometer for accuracy. 1 guess that was gettin’ back at her “Now lookahere,” Fred went on. “If! some! you can buy a dollar safety raz meat!” said Beppler. sald Muller, “Why, | Contant, i914. Press Pubitebing Co.!fine wardrobe, sir; very good, alr t of fresh wexetables tree’ ow Fork Brenine Won Jankue, air.” But geein’ an ive cot ‘on me, because people ain't buy- Mwenetatien If the |W. W, exta| PA HAS FOUND A PLACE | Dia Bree to Rarneng ne She! By Rov MCardel “ “Boss, you're gonna have a swell orphan whose pa used to be} I've found new place to eat and don't patronize your barber ex- | " ” f és ete ey ep a Pubiiahing Os. | ings suing up, How can the working cept for your mand ly hatreut the Wells Tin ae tee Sw W. and TO GET “REAL FOOD.” yan be owen Pg Maes} re Ay micnt tan Re 80 of TAah aver inine kar Corned rh Breniag World.) man bave money to buy either meat| barber ain't got _no money to blow. | wotes for Women!” satd Mr. Blav- a etataa should talk I never see an hon-| beef and cabbage, pigs’ knuckles and GUS’S PATRONS SEEK THE |™,,“°ket#vies unless building is} When the barbers have money they jinsky. “I think they'll bring good . Clarice and Ma and Mrs, Carring- ‘or @ harder worker, or | sauerkraut Ab > s going on. Why, I ain't got @ permit] are good sports and keep it in cir- | times if you let ‘em alone, JOME of my new duds come'ton Bruce was all to a taydongsonk|a youngster rather have for a at SOURCE OF “HARD TIMES?” | for 90 long that I'd have to aak for} culation, and 0, you can take it |" “Wha da ya mean, leave ‘em alone?” home to-day. They wasn't this afternoon, and Clarice met the| son-in-law, It's what Jepson, my|no more. st aa & guido to take me to the Department] from me, If the city will pass @ law | chorused the other economists, . Bruces' friend, Jack ‘Thornton, that|sales manager, calls Kismet, which|but they're good and fillin Me of Buildings to get one.” making @ safety rasor a concealed | “pon't they break winders?” asked all finished, only part way. Jd heard so much about from Mrs,| he aays means Fate. than pattydofoegrah and cay rT SEE by the papere that if] | Steln, the joeman, was heard to) weapon overybedy would be getting |ar, Siavinsky, “Why, If everybody A little feller from the) Bruce. He was there, too. Woll, anyway, this Jack Thornton | ———_—_. the railroads can charge wot aa the warm weather| owe thelr money and business, will |?# Polite and don't break winders, how tailor store—it wasn't the| I heard all about him at dinner. Ii \s Wkelles young chap, judgin’ trom I fe, ailronds can chaise [better us eoon as the warm weather| blow thelr |many glaziers and glass factories will Jonn Bull feller who measured me off, [¢t More of him than J did anythin’ | his record, than Percival. As It Seemed to James. everybody good times|sented from this, “What @ nonsense!” enitted Que, |°* Put out of business! but another one—come this evening |{ ecient wavy hair and the most dec}, We ain't found any way yet tol¢¢ ~ RCHIMEDES," road the will come,” aaid Beppler,|,,“What we want ta de rain,” said) “and I say it when I know barbers with a piece of chalk tn his pocket, | termined chin, and the steadiest blue handie thas New ogiand tee young pupil aloud, “leaped €he butcher, holding forth in Gus's|inc et rain pecwuas thar Narre ae | eufi9ed uae. aectared the | And There Are! and between bin and Jorking, "my /eve%, and the'sintlin‘est lips, and tho |Proviem. Mumtingios Out Os Act, from his bath, shouting, Popular cafe on the corner, “so what] business, but, aay, a day of rain and| sporting barbor. 1 figured it all out. HEY had scrambled through the| man," they made out to try ‘em on a he's 80 POLISHED! Why, he| Boston to-day. He's been on for a/‘Bureka! Eureka!’ * E eay is let ‘em have it. I don't ride nd then nice weather for two|‘’en million ginks are using safety first dance on the programme | When the feller had rubbed) was just as charmin’ to mother as|week and couldn't stay no longer.) “One moment, James," said the m days and then rain and mud for a his country. Allowing some and he was leading her back k marks on ‘em in different |if she was'-—— And then she stopped, | The feller that's doin’ our advertisin’ | acher, “What ts the meaning of the ratlroads ; f . *, - 1 san” ap |coupla daye—then we'd have good y other day and s0|to 9 seat. places he did ‘em up in a bundle and | for Ma bridied up, saya he can't Mgger out no way to) oiear a “That's what I say,” eald Gus, “I| times, I betcha! n shops out of 16 cente—| “I could die dancing, couldn't} went away with ‘em. When he'd| “And why wouldn't he be? she|improve that. ro adver rh | Bureka — i @on't ride on them etther. On the} “A good hard rain te all right."|aay ite ten cente @ day the barbers| your” he asked. gone Jorkins grinned. says up to the ng Pisa aa ; eee moana ve foun sal ert, the street sweeper, “that} is nicked out of, ain't that a million “No,” she replied. “There ai If it was when he first o » Jor- ” he SHOULD be, mother,| Ma bas got & jer huntin’ up her |‘. | Ageia sents and | cleans up things, but #0 far ‘ae T'm| dollars a day? if a million dollars a | pleasanter ways than boing Se ee ee ae meen TOPs | OF Oe Oe ere gna. then ema leamiy revere tolaee if bo can find] |, “Very well. What had Archimedes Eo Tcay sattroaca five cent, What concerned, just enough weather to! day was all spent in ¢! neighbor-!to death."—Cincinnat! Enquirer, sir, but you are goin’ to have a very went on ravin’ some more about him./a coat-of-arms in it. @ says she James, beettatea @ moment then’ i tu opefully: — "The soap, Go you say Slavinsky? % ventured Me, Taboula worry!” repited the | MUL BETCHA! we we we we ry we we we we we By Sass [m= "—tettes’ Home Journal. “1 don't ride in the railroads | eaaitemeatatisttatiaiemiiemeeteiatnaeeass) Meither. So if that will make times better, let it be did.” “What makes times hard is that peo- 0 ' don't eat enough meat,” remarked ttt opie. the panne ad can busi- ETCHA! mens e people ain't got . gtrength to do a good day’s work, and 6 how can they do a day's work without they eat meat?” “No, you're wrong there,” Muller, the grocer declared. “This time of year in the spring everybody should cat ‘Wesetables. Mest ain't good for you : > | ifs L q at this time of year fp the spring— z _ 3 o = etables, that’s the stuff!" asked Beppler. 4 ; ¢ X Wi . five cents’ worth of soup Yi You will like the satin % Pi pena te tn thas? Beales, : Ss laundry finish of the nag = SID, ‘ > eZ . fabric. 2 for 25 cents Cuvare, Psasopy & Co,, I ‘Trev, N. Ws mitt