The evening world. Newspaper, April 7, 1914, Page 18

New York. Tuesday. : = Fun for the Home and the Ride Home e Sketches and Stories 4 *S'MATTER, POP?” By C. M. Payne BY Gouies, THE Boy 1 DIDNY YA MOSTLY FIND weres THs RiGGed UP A PIN HOOK AN’ ‘ CREEK, You 6 Trinh IT WAS .EM SWIMMIN' AROUN EK, ee eee a BY HM sey “tN +tIM r) IN WATER Leaves CAUGHT THE Fn \ y FISH in Se - 4 NY Wy. IN THs SCENE AXEL, You STAND HERE PLavinc THE FIFE. — IENRY WILL PHOTO THE ACTION FROM OVER. YOUR HEAD. ( ITwitc BE A BIRDS-EYE-VIEW OF You— see? ¢ Me DIRECTOR JUST TOLD ME To BRING YOU INTO THE STUDIO TO Act A comesy part! e YER GoNNA BE PHOTOGRAPHED FROM WERHEAD! WAIT A minuTe.l! , { \my camera's suippine lt! 2) — eo aaeee Hi- HO-HUM | GEE. | HATE OW, PETTY! WHERE ARE ADR we WEvEseCTHIS Te ue, HELLO HANK’ MOTHER CAME oO GET UP BUT | PROMISED Jou - ARE You READY ? BURGLARS: Seed cinind QVER AND YOU WERE SLEEPING PETTY To TAKE HER OUT FOR Y ! -R: ; Leet oe Ie Se f Y J WovLDNT WAKE You, So WE WALK THIS AFTERNOO! TOOK A WALK! laian't ask, \ Babes the ' vu will notice, to whom] the Agricultural Department gave | ernme: . 5 Sey | ne Gere W. HibAe LHC raaetow iene | eueane, ARTE te. apelia te) that Good Stories of the Day. spened all letters that | or on how foods are adul- | perry jam we farmers buy In the city that Bowne iit oe y ned Mr. gare, Hel (%,made ot nothing but pumpkins Tiresome Neighbors asked. mother. “Why didn't you Hasn’t Succeeded Yet. 4 ad Mr. Jarr. boile: cose, colored with aniline J Bh? recelve | really care. Tut at’ leant a| gen and “Ruvered with, sympathette DON" like thone people at all.{ ‘Then Johnnte told the whole story ROUND the corner came a me= well, it would serve him| man should show some interest when | davors. ee eer Hh thus: torcyclist, head down, evegys his wife takes the trouble to open | yy ni anthatio dinvoeinw but They're too good, “| did."—Popular Magazine. thing whiedae. read aloud @ letter written tol go on," suid Mr. Jarr, “What's the trouble?” “> Ho hit gho street car amidships ana “And the strawberry seeds in the} ‘They've kept the same mald for Thirst for Knowledge. crumpled up like a pine shaving, says . and insist that they've the Cleveland Plain Dealer. - from Unele Henry," repile Hetty has th i hog I sick, and By Rov ks MSCarcel a Well, Uncle Henry says every- a *t know what's the y was very indignant when t ‘jeight yea! Copyright, 1914. by ie ubliab rn ! ree ‘ 5 H 2 ecg a siiubiiahing ] me nts, poauenta to take tickets for | 4 jhow milk was pre: by borax never had a washerwoman disappoint HE phrenologist frowned, anton uicban niin te ile. feat and the = charitable affairs, dunning letters, him to take sulphur and mo- {and formaldehyde, And Unel them.’—Detrolt Free Press. Then he went carefully once g He poued a@round in a dazed fash- # when you write,” advised Mr. ssachitudl hiceisaes at more over the bumps of the he saw the car. ‘t been able to do it yet,” THE JARRS RECEIVE A LET- communis tons from ME sue TER FROM UNCLE HENRY. | = try strawberry jam can be summer boarders out of th Hai Ha i man tn the chair. mmer and mmering. “Highly intelligent,” he repeated— find out h Why should I write to 1 and the boss was too bashful thought it would be mone; Thim at , dar it) for her phonograph. She thinks they'll Jdo her rheumatism good, as the N° | Deborah Sewing Circle intends giving | dated lottery pri asked M rr sharpl pmaldehy sts and how | Min “Do what?" ‘“ mark dha lution fone ; an b that a your uncle?’ Mr. Jarr ine ; on ie Dt inat ty gallon can) “Sa Mrs. Jarr went OHNNIE rushed into the dining| "highly intelligent! But Tam bound! «Knock a street car off the track.” | ‘om? ug them . ly of mi wants us to send her room, his voice lifted t ;,|to warn you, sir, You have a very| Then he staggered away, sicagglny asked Mr. Jarr, as Ger- Jarr had been prow ey uhuose you think that's funny |. “L knew he wanted something, but | Hetty wants us te non o ed to a long, , a8 ay, dragging te W trude, the light-running | pone y it) Mustard’ and some maxixe records quavering wall, He was giving|{auiring mind, and your thirst for] the wreck after him. snapped Mrs, Jarr, For Mr, Jarr was humming & “Tne P exhibition of the art of sepur-| knowledge is insatiable, This large] ——————=—= - and trig, | Dump running aeroas the back of your! AU ‘ head means that you are inclined to essage to Thin, hat some ; domestic, brought the Morning mail to Mrs. Jarr, ‘sin the pig pen, himself fr m q tell him by his hat!* pagel . ‘ As in every household, the post-| like that 7 val 1, “he st he Govern-| dancing teag for the Missionary hat’s the matter?” asked mother, *, : | 5 ike that, r syone if L can make out| angular scrawl, “he 5% he Govern. | OF ni te man’s shrilling whistle down below il was just like t olehith hak ie micki anid ‘Tarr, |ment expert also showed the farmers Fund! * — Johnnie removed both fists from hig | b® curious even to the point of reck- mas A wound that set all the echoes) man beings receive, and yet, every jeeasing his humming under the In-| fruit in preserves. All = eyes, anid’ explained mournfully: lessness.", eak Scrawny Folks oe ad Aigo aang time the maiiman's whistle blew all/dignant gaze of Mrs, Jarr, “What much interested tn A QUEER SENTENCE. “Papa was out on the back porch| “I know it,” answered the man In ? way Gertrude would scurry, leav- | rushed for some have to buy @ great the chair sadly. “I got that bump by a 1 news | el here— fing the matutinal biscuits to burn, or! ¢j GSR ORE (RYSFINIOUR: BYURSKIE uit for their summer| AS a result of @ quarrel which | nailing down a plank, and he had a the children would rush off to see or their sum ht come from. su e Mrs, Jarry read from]ended in an assault case, a Judge in) pig hammer, an awful big hammer, r did sticking my head through the bars at An Easy Way to Gain 10 to 30 Ibs. of who could get down to the mail box 1 "4 a : 7" *hicago sentenced the one who bega he hotel lift to see if the lift was you who's the letter from?" | Institute that was held i y's Chicag BAN | Phe issed the ; the hotel im the hall and up again with the first ked you who's the letter from?” | Inatitute that was Meld at Ay Mouse, | ct tell you, the honest, hardwork-|it to take the other ono and his| Then he mis V the nail and Dit is) coming up, and—and the beastly! Solid, Healthy, Permanent Flesh, elroy eg came back from the Cape of Good|after the moving picture show the| ing farmer at i] family to the theatre, with a supper | thumb: thing was coming down!"—London ° 7 In all the history set forth int y- hofterward, “Then what are you crying ebout?'! Tit Bits. Hope, as set forth above, Mr, darr‘other night, He san expert from! this way a chronicles, no letter bringing fam a 5 Has fortune, or any iota of it, had e come to the Jarrs. Hills, advertise | PLL BETCHA! er) Rv} ws we a we wt we we o By Sass |: ALL BETCHA’) yee y, THATS RIGH Ka oxear Poe Se menin of our food ingtad et Wi ‘ i AWRIGHT SON! YOU ' . oe a | waat'Le ( / waar ee BETCHA MY ; BIG STIFF! WHO im-ER Oe i > BET | AINT. 2155 j Wy You You? FATHER 5 NOT eiremanll i YA SQUIRTING? | ‘ys, en LLP ’ | \ eer? ' FRAID “ER regyo ha “eat | IVE A GOOD 4 Gm . 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