The evening world. Newspaper, March 28, 1914, Page 8

4 * L ¢ 4 5 oh astray agree tf ti , i ‘.- ESTABLIGHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. President, 63 Park Row. seated PEALE Feral 8 Pet how. Toots ah RT Batans cod, the, Contine THE CUCKOO BILL. ), 19,212 ined advertising sheets into the papers they rell and persons who pro- cure this sort of publicity can henceforth be punished. The Evening World was the first newspaper to uphold the rights of its legitimate advertisers by an aggressive campaign against the { Unscrupujous who steal advertising. It went gunning for these Cuckoos who lay eggs in other folk’s nesta until the public was thor- + oughly informed as to their ways. . t Advertisers who pay for publicity have a right to protection against deadhead advertisements. Newspapers have a right to pro- tection against spurious imitations of their own sheets. The man who buys s newspaper has a right to protection against fraud. Gov. Glynn should promptly eign the bill. rious birds that unless they stop foisting their progeny on others they will be caged and exhibited as warnings. —_———=+ Tannenbaum declares he is not a citizen of the United States. No regrets hereabouts. — WOULDN'T BUY FOOD AT COST. HE failure of Chicago’s $25,000 municipal store, which aimed , T to sell food to the poor and unemployed at cost, secms to have ; been due to two causes: (1) It was in the stock-yards district, out of the paths of traffic. « It delivered no goods. Therefore it failed to offer the first induce- ment expected these days by everybody, high and low, who lives in i (2) By investigating its customers and insisting that they must net own property and must be unemployed, it fastened the “charity” +; atigma upon people who came to trade with it. No venture of this eort can succeed that fails to consider Bes self-respect of its patrons, whoever they are. The poor man is often _ af eensitive when pte to furnish proof of his poverty as the rich + man when required to show that he is solvent. Nor do you tempt _ the poor man to trade at your shop by keeping out the well-to-do. My New York has seen a few ta with co-operative markets and similar echemes to cut down the cost of living that came to grief ~ for much the same reasons. This town has about made up its mind 5 that the only way to get New Yorkers to go marketing and save money }, ie to build the market at the most expensive corner on Broadway or the Waldorf and make every customer feel that the last thing that brings him there is thrift. OE — Governments may bungie, lawmakers may wrangle, but they cant deadlock the blessed Spring! oo ——__—_—_— MONUMENTAL MISTAKES. AN you build a monument to a murder? Why then « mo- morial to the blowing up of the Maine?” If Gutzon Borglum, the sculptor, were given a supply and a wrecking crew to deal with New York’s “bad and « : ° ” ° i ’ " of dynamite _. | meaningless” statuary “the monumental eyesore of Columbus Circle” * wouldn’t be the only work of art to become dust on the landscape. Mr. Borglum is an enthusiastic dynamiter so far as much of our * national out-of-door sculpture is concerned. But, as he explains in * The Sunday World Magazine to-morrow, he has three or four inter- 1 eating projects for filling some of the gaps. He would build a monument to Washington. We have no such monument in America, he declares. “There is an obelisk in the Dis- trict of Columbia which goes by that name. Take ite name away and ' , it might go as a momorial to Cleopatra.” He would build a monu- » ment to Lincoln that should be something more than a “psnedo * Greek temple with as many pillars as there are States in the Union.” Also he would build a monument to “A Century of Disarmament” on “the longest international boundary which two nations ever left un- guarded,” and which has no memorial whatever. Besides being a sculptor, Mr. Borglum is a vigorous American with | etrong views as to the folly of borrowing facades and friezea from « Greece via Paria to express our own great nation. He hits his mark without wasting his shots. but the others in the boat asked Tell to take the tiller, aioe the lake he- ‘ell steered the boat to shore against a rocky ledge, where now stands a little chapel in memory of William Tell, Seizing his crossbow he leaped out onto this ledge, Lo to my fest to the| shoving the boat back, and left it'to mediat the mercy of the lake. Afterward Lyepemn. te ine beloved song 90 » token he made hie way up among the rocks 4 vern, knowing that mainate’ with comtompt, the audience. |Gessler had’ to. pass there, Avror aaa ‘shamefully remained waiting a while he saw Geasler com- usual enthusiasm dis- ing along on his horse with his body- guards, He got his crossbow ready and shot him through the heart. Geas- ler fell from his horse and his last words were: That was Tell's shot!" NATIVE OF SWITZERLAND, A Canal Tol Sum To the Editor of The Evening World In relation to the Panama C, queation, now before American people, I believe t 1 hold some views which are worth while to lay before your readers: Charge each and every ship, including our own, as high a toll as will not be prohibitive, and then with the surplus of the pro- ceeds subsidize shipbullding in the United States of North America, and if required also subsidize the running of waid ships. Let our Old Glory be again yy in a win ‘ pee ane Janda, to our own glory and the glory of our gtorious country, HH. F. R. played on such occasions was entirely ‘The audience's features ox- Jeast symptoms of in- of devotion. I can truth- I think it was a disgrace to national honor. 1 have and I have ob- strict ob- true citizen of the ites I wish I could encour- patriotiam among the people dienes ‘They y ora ina pople re among opportun! 5 PATRIOT, tam Tell” Version. ‘World; heading “Little wil- rang D that with Pettiehes Dasty Reset Suaday dy the Prose Publishing Company, Nos, 59 1 ‘and the Continent and Countries in the International — Postal Union, 8 $8.80] One Year. sooee GOT 80lOne Month. ad ? BILL has passed both Assembly and Senate which makes it a misdemeanor to insert advertising handbills or circulars be- tween the pages of « newspaper in such manner as to give " the reader the impression that they are part of the paper itself. If the Governor approves the measure, newsdealers who put unauthor- Teach these nefa-| ET NE HAVE Your, iS NEW SPRING SOHN WiLL BE HOHE SOON AGwane DREAMS Bou Su R AND ALWAYS DISLIKES MINE Covrright. 1914. by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), As to “Taking or Leaving” a Husband. OOK!" whispered the Philosopher-ess, nudging the Bachelor's elbow, as a fluffy little creature in a Watteau hat and a heav- enly blue gown tripped past them with a bow and a radiant smile, “LOOK—and behold the cleverest, wisest, most won- derful woman in all Manhattan! ! Who is she?” inquired the Bacholor, with a glance of faint in- ‘One of our famous feminists or a popular writer on New Thought or a leading clubwoman or a beauty doctor or a tango teacher or a high- brow uplifter or’—— “Oh, none of those, Mr, Weatherby!" interrupted the Philosopher-ese impatiently. “She's just a WIFE—an ideal wife!" “Great Soot!” exclaimed the Bachelor, craning his neck to catch a glimpse of the vanishing phenomenon. “I thourht they were all dead!” “A wife,” continued the Philosopher-ess, rising from the tea-table and leading the way out into the bright sunshine of Fifth avenue, “who-can’t 1d won't see, and couldn’t be MADE to sce anything but perfection tn | ried the Bachelor, waving his cane. “But, perhaps,” he added, thoughtfully, “there isn’t anything else to sce in him.” “Mr. Weatherby!” retorted the Philosopher-ess reproachfully, “he’s a MAN!" “True, true!" acknowledged the Bachelor humbly. “And he has about as large and varied a collection of masculine imper- fections,” asserted the Philosopher-ess, “as one man can conveniently get along with in these days.” “Get away with,’ you mean, don’t you?" suggested the Bachelor gently. “And—er—how about his income?” 66] 7T matches his imperfections in the matters of size and quantity,” ] laughed the Philosopher-ess lightly. ‘That's it, I suppose. ‘That woman simply SMILES for a living! She smiles when he’s late dinner—without even glacing at the clock! She smiles at his moods amd' grouches and they roll off her like water off an umbrella, sweet goodby when he goes out to the club—and smiles aw: next morning, She wouldn't SEE a blond hair on his coat or a pink note in his pocket or a fault or a flaw in his whole cosmos if you showed them to her under a microscope. She wouldn't acknowledge that he had been flirting with another woman or had swallowed a cocktatl if you pointed the facta out to her with a diagram and a moving picture to prove them. And, after all,” added the Philosopher-ess, glancing with a thoughtful smile under her picture hat, “that's the only way to live happily with—or without—a hus- band!" “Do you MEAN that?” The Bachelor stopped twirling his cane and looked down at her in incredulous admiration. “Take him ‘as ts,’ or leave him!" reiterated the Philosopher-ess, nodding sweetly. “The woman who spends her days looking for flaws in her husband and yet sticks to him like a postage stamp is as bad as the ‘boarding-house pest’ who ts always sniffling at the meals and growling at the service and yet simply WO! move!” “Hear, hear!" cried the Bachelor mockingly. “If yor ove! If you don’t like your husband, remove him ‘Exactly!” agreed the Philosopher-css. “Every husband, lke every hotel, has his faults and his—er—attractive qualities. Every husband ts | simply a compromise; a problem in addition and subtraction, to which you've got to find the answer. After a few months any woman can do this merely by adding up his faults and his virtucs in separate columns and comparing the results. If he comes out ‘plus 'you keep him"—— QPOPLPPIIIIPIPPPPIPLPPPPLPLSSSSSLSLPPL PLD i) 3 “Send Him Back ‘C. 0. D.’" $ il acarncaacacaecaeeeaeneaee tenn aaa > | Smiling for a Living. | ‘ | pad NEXT TIME | jon’t Ike your | 66 A ND it he comes out ‘minus'—you send him back (:. 0. D.!* inter- A Polated the Bachelor airily. Yes wsreed the Philosopher-egs enthusiastically. “You al- low so much on one side of the sheet for grouches, indigestion, egotism, | clubs, flirtatiousness, &c., and so much on the other side of the sheet for | earning capacity, companionship, social advantages, imported gowns and— | and all the comforts of home"— | “But suppose the answers balance evenly?" suggested the Bachelor. \ “Then you throw in LOVE," replied the Philosopher-ess promptly, “and | see on which side it weighs most. If you decide to keep him, you sit down and accept the consequences, like—like a sportswoman! When you buy an article at @ shop you either return it or keep it and use it for what it's worth, You don’t spend your life regretting it, unless you are a welcher, Of course, you can always imagine that you might have done better in the matrimonial market, no matter what you draw. But it is also true that you might have done worse—and that is some comfort! “Besides, you can get to be fond of almost anything, even a three-legged dog or ‘a cubist painting if you have it around the house long enough. Quarrelling with a husband doesn’t do any more good than quarrelling with FATE, It only makes him fib to you and ruins his digestion and interferes with his business, But a blind, determined FAITH in him will sometimes inspire him to do things of which you never dreamed him capable. Thoughts are things you know; and a husband can be almost anything his wife THINKS he is!" The Spirit of “Getting Even” By Sophie Irene Loeb. a COT New Fork recite Wonks EFORE us is the recent case of & woman in France who took the law into her own hands, and with it the lifeof @ man whom she thought was hor enemy. The! Straight From The Shouider|} Chapters From a Woman’s Life By Dale Drummond Oocoriaht. 1914. by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World). OHAPTER X. Sone so well snes you wil set Leia HETHER it was the shock |{)® nurse much longer. Gererul, daughter, and always save a little of I experienced the night of | your income for sickness or trouble. | the burglary or from some |It is terrible to have these things ny Suecese Talks to Young Men. WANDERING mind covers a fa only half on the work the work is COT ie Tok trating Wott Jot of ground except with the only half well done, Concentration. A task in hand. When the mind Suppose you were told to walk in + “Then,” cricd the Bachelor, with sudden illumination, “that's why most & straight line toward a certain other cause, I was auddenly ome pon us, with no provision made | woman, @ Cab-| married men are such good-natured old easy marke!” stump, dropping a pebble every step|taken very ill, Fortunately it was jptorgeh hit- duck cannes im whinthan: | inet Minister's “And why most old bachelors,” retorted the Philosophor-ess, mockingly, of the way. Suppose, instead of} lite Saturday afternoon, and Jack |», {nat nisht Jack can Rise to whats wife, sowed the|“are just—nonentities! It's the married men, Mr. Weatherby, who've ac- keeping your eye on that stump, you | W48,8t home. now, I knew that something pleasant had occurred. “Good luck, Sue,” he said after kias- ing me. “And you brought it, you funny little bunch of sweetness,” he said, bending over Emelie. found out about the kiddie,” he blushed like a schoolboy, “and raised 25 & month, and sent the baby throwing a bank-book with a credit of $25 to Miss Ei Hi Coolidge on the bed, “Th advanced me a bit also, given me just a little more responsibility, so that now I stand in line for promo- good, WHICH I WILL! seeds of malice and must of ne- ceasity now reap the Dead Sea “Thank God, dear, for that two hundred dollare we have in the bank," he said after the doctor had gone with @ promise to send me a nurse and to return goon. ‘Now, you mustn't worry about anything, That will see us through the extra expense just at first; and for the rest Tl show you what a good manager 1 am,” trying to epeak bravely, al- though his lip was quivering, and I kn he was just as nervous, or oo, than I was, we haven't any two hundred I replied, with the quiet born peration. “Not any two hundred dollars,” he complished most of the big things in the world—just because they had somebody to make them THINK they were heroes and littie tin gods!” = The Week’s Wash=— —— By Martin Green Jet it wander here and there, toward this atick and that stone—even ran a little way toward the diverting ob- jects for closer inspection — how straight would your line of pebbles toward the stump be? Answer that question and bear the anawer in mind. Remember that il- lustration, For carrying forward your career is but laying a line of pebbles toward a mark, The mark is success, and each pebble te the Job in hand, “Concentration” means keeping your mind on your work, on your Pebble dropping. With wandering wits and roaming thoughts you will frult of revenge. For no matter is whether she made to pay the penalty of h crime or not, one point is evident The very things she was anxious should not be disclosed are now be- fore the public gaze in all their de- tails. . Coorriaht, 1914. by The Press Publishing Co. (The 66] WONDER,” queried the head polisher, “why the Assembly killed the bill appropriating $100,000 for the ‘York Evening World). “The reason organized charit; ~ Posed the bill granting Btate relieg to widowed mothers was the bill made no provision for In. vestigating enid widows with the ” , hinery of organized charity, Th I help it?” he asked| Whether it ta written law or un- payment of a) Ot » The soon | find | yourselt dropping pot repeated, srowing white, “Why, Sue, Father, Joaking tenderly at me and|written law, pure revenge never pension of $15 a Pinpoaitien that ise eet 23 the pebbles but footsteps, and yo! jear, what do you mea e baby. ng | ng not straight and true tow: m4 the gay! I had to have righted @ wrong or actually brought month to each|do is help dependent widows, Or. it for something, so Stee, i our I turned on my pillow eo I coul ey see his face. Which suddenly | 9! looked gray and pinched, “But what—why"-— BI “I'm too sick to talk about it,” 1 moaned, and recovering himself Jack responded with a caress, “Of course you are d brute to ask you q ‘ions at @ time lke this, I have te! the eatisfaction that was sought, As long as she lives, this woman must carry with her the feeling that she took @ life. No matter how much suffering her so-called enemy might have continued to inflict on her, it could not possibly equal the general and specific results that her own act has brought about. On the other hand, underlying all mark, but winding, meandering, wan- dering hither and yon, with the goal still in the distance and with the day grown too short to complete the Journey. Lot no thoughts that are trivial and not pertinent to your task intrude upon Its performance. Do each thing your work requires of you with your whole mind and attention. Bring evory needed faculty to bear upon it, dependent widow with a child un- der fourteen years of age.” ‘Organized charity is respon- sible,” replied the laundry man, ganized charity satisfied man: legis- lators that dependent widows | be sifted through the organization screen and that is why the widows will have to wait another year at least for ald that the State could well afford to give them," Hustle for the Odd Trick. $ the extra $25 a month, ,. “I'm not worth it yet, dear. It's too bad that Flam & Co. haven't the #ame idea of your husband's abilities t * looking, I thought, jack was by nature @ fearl honest young mi pred an. We should have i ", - OOKS as though our old fri i he| been eo happy that notsi this there is the ever present green- ‘Agents of ore| 66 jong oo After all, i Ms all said tn one word—| mother, | Pose thas please you would have counted. Many so tive leyed monster jealousy, that, forma ganized charity Champ Clark, Speaker of the “concentrate, bared RPL Tcould hav. would willingly have adjusted ita way in the hearts and minds of! went to Albany and made represen- House, had gone off the -_ = for joy. Yet I knew that Jack would|to his position and so RawAD Beles Bae anne gihem to ac-l tations to Assemblymen which were|Democratic reservation,” remarked Hits From Sharp Wits, | feet, that be must pay her fare, and him to “make good, ton wie ney tater deplore. Al-| strong enough to put the bill out of . 1 dimly wonde: wi ere it was to come from, but I was too altogether happy at the thought of having hor with me to care, ways with this serpent is the red-eyed microbe of revenge, and this, if allowed to grow, is an ment in the human game that es for destruction everywhere, There are no wholesome returns in the rotting process of revenge. Right the head polisher, “Ever since that hot June day down in Baltimore when William Jennings Bryan took @ running jump onto Clark's boom and squashed it, Champ has been about as cordial toward the his college @ better position, Neither knowing nor Ing that college education brings exactly what the man ‘ing it is worth in the business world—and no more. business for this session. Of course, it will pass later on, despite tho op- position of organized charity, so the setback {8 chiefly valuable as showing | what a keen interest organized char- ity takes in the welfare of its pay- A man thrown on his own resources rarely lights in a soft place, eee Many a man who 1s self-sufficient Uttle Emelie was born that night. Mother took entire charge of ev- {hour midst, in laseor denteer cris | roll. Administration as an I, W. W. agile . thing, and objected to Jack's hir- Mother was talking of leaving us. “GETTID SVEN" “Did you ever pen to see the/tator is toward a job of hard Aad tan't selt,suyporting.—Deseret News. | fre" a maid, ‘Sho assured him whe| Father had not been woll for some |sprit.f .GHTTING EVE, Nrietks | New York Charities Directory? It in| sald the laundry men, een naw the a) could get along all right while nurse | time, and as I grow strong is always on the job. Bad business. |a fat little volume of close to 900| time has como to play The man who becomes addicted to was there to look after me and the| came anxious to return to 8 politics, “The next national election ts only two years and a haif away. Mr, \Clark realizes that if he wants to figure therein as a candidate he must have an issue. The issue is at hand blowing his own horn ts easily per- wuaded that it 1s music to the public ear as well as to his own.—Knoxvillo Journal and Tribune. . . all of it. “Having it in for somebody" is the worm of worry that causes wrinkles and gray hairs and makes people run away from you. There is the man who is promoted ahead of you, Keeping hatred pages, packed full of information about hundreds and hundreds of char- itable and semi-charitable institutions and many that appear to be there in disguise. This directory establishes baby. He was, I could see, immensely relieved, yet he looked worried and anxious, #0 different from his usual debonair self, But he was always bright and pleasant when he came in The question of a maid must be considered, It seemed impossible for me that I could attend to the work and also care for Kmelie. So Jack advertised and we answered adver- There are people who are as ailent injthat New York is the most open|and he has embraced it. From now to see me, and his delight over the) tisoments. But the maids that mother) your heart against lum doesn't get|hearted city in the world. Most of|on it will be a case of politics with £2 the tomb until they run across @| baby was wonderful. He just couldn't | Judged would be trustworthy, so that|you the Job that he has, ‘The young|the organizations lated are entitled; Wilion against ‘the ted” The anti. batch of bad news.—Milwaukee Sen-| get over the joy of her belonging to|! could leave little Emelle with them, | woman whose best beau has turned|to nothing but praise. But back of it | administration Democrats have tinel. him. Wanted higher wages than we could | his attention in the direction of an-| ati is the ayatem of organization that | learned that the President is a kilt. 9 ee “Susan, what is worrying Jack? | afford to pay. Twenty-five dollars alother—harboring bitter feelinga| has taken the soul out of charity in| ful player at the game. T ‘are Habitual bulldera of air casties| mother asked one day when Emelie|Mmonth—the whole of Jack's raise—| against her won't change things, but | tarpe cities trying to head him off before he takes rarely acquire any real catate, was about two weeks old and I was| Was the least we could find one at|only make her leas attractive and! “sity to ahout forty years ago char-|all the tricky.” LS aa up in a chair by the window, | ll suitable, and to that (as mother | more miserable. | Who knows? Per- lity moant feeding the hungry, cloth- If ever the time comes when all 2" 1 questioned, figured) we must add board and | haps the girl ne hag furned to lemore)ing the naked, caring for the sick | ?ewmmnnnnnnmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn), persons are a# good as their parents He looks #0 worried, Then he| waste, another twenty-five. Wery Ripe than 194 EES Ikely | 224 looking after those unable to care| § The Smuggled “Undesirables.™ expect them to be when they scarcely eats anything. I am afraid) We finally compromised on M: AG AO ON, OVErY day, w ly CC 4 *|for themselves. Suddenly it dawned babies, or tho obituary writers say|he ie working too hard, or,” and she| Banks, the woman who had done|t® be confronted with the desire to they were after thoy are dead, thi t|looked keenly at me, “wet back” at somebody, and in these | Upon some statistical persons in Ton- : 66] SEE,” said the head polish he is worrled| my washing and heavy cleaning ever M6 Wather| don that unworthy people were nick- | rr isher, will be the millennium.—Albany Jour- over money matters, How were you| since I had been married. She would |YeTy, ‘natances, every | day, Father | (lm that BaNenniy Poles tee char. that the Government barred nal, + eas fixed, Susan? Had you saved anything | sive me two da; week at a dol ributio ity came to life. Mrs, Morse's collection of ants "To mother| and a half a eecker of retribution usually gets the ¥, and would ‘f ike a bber ball, re-| “Organized charity often mea -lon the grou t Some persons dance the tango, come and sit with the baby when ae pede aks 8 TEP oar seu di) priving the unworthy of relief rather fround that foreign insects while others work at {t.—Philadelph! Jack and I wished to An such a spirit | elaborate investigation tag is a- o out in the evening. I was far m satis! with this arrangement, but it ‘The man Who laughs Inqutrer. 1d | eat Is he who cultivate of TOLERANCE that no being can| maintained at enormous ast and long-|than relleving the worthy, cannot be brought into this country,” “Novertheless,”' said the laundry man, “man: “Yes, we had saved two hundred os 8 6 | dollars,” I answered, not telling her A wise man adds a little praise to that I had spent it. 'Y of the aliens landing on peared to be the best we could do at make him hate him, For he realizes’ tistics show that the char our shores do import foreign insects pay for service well performed.—Al- ‘Well, that should take care of your the timo. moment of revenge car- ministration squat the amount of re- by the simple expedient of wearing bany Journal, sickness nicely, You are getting (To Be Continued.) ries with it hours of remorse, Met distributed, ‘emt! She smiles him a) headache | , 1 { | | / hi