The evening world. Newspaper, March 27, 1914, Page 24

Fun for the Horie! A Page of, Comics, and the Ride Home Sketches and Stories: e iis Yee eam By TOOK YouR DousHnuT AWAY witel AIS Copyright, 1914, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) Put CF IN YOUR DRESSING Room § (TS IN YouR DRESSING Room Go IN AND PUT (TON, AND WHEN ’ AXEL. AND WHEN | Say - YOu BANE “TRY “To CALL “ALL RIGHT" = You WALK @ COME IN” = ‘You WALK MAKE ME Look 7 ‘ \ IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA! FOOLISH ~ HEY ? RYIN To IN PRONT OF Tha Camera: > MAKE @ SIMP A comeoy eum — OUTA ME = EX? OVE wil. FIND AWAY! GLADYS {I I'VE BEEN HER E HOURS C_][ OW.MR. BLINKS, WHO IS N Y) } OFFICER, THERES A STRANGE MAN LARRY! 5 r Mee WONT LET ME ALREADY AND SHE HASN'T COME THAT. DESPERATE. LOOK qj NOW LL, OASH FOLLOWING US- HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING YEAFTER L. | you won'T, Miss! HER ANYMORE BUT ObT Net! MAYBE SHE ISN'T Home! , 5] CHARACTER, FOLL. YY) | 8ine ND US FOR SEVERAL BLOCKS! (— ee heer Te) STOP ME Ty OH! THERE'S THE DOOR OPENING Now! ; IDE y aa ma scout SHE SEE YOU AGAINS R E TLL SHE comes out. WS DON'T WORRY GLADYS) ILL FIX HIM. IF HE KEEPS (T UP berry exclaimed. “If one is even a|tured and dragged to the altar, and| and both livin’ ain't nobody. And The Tynnefoyle is sic! little courteous to them they think|then all the wrongs of marriageable| sometimes if you Fortunate Mr. V. |. “Bhe'd be sore if he was al te 1 women, with no mi Pi want to be you" HERE is a theatrical magnate in ing around witb other girls if she was pecta in sight, would be fully avenged. New York who is up on the il,” murmured Mr. Jarr. he “I wouldn't marry Jack Silver if he| ‘em, you've got to ebaa Of (ba tired balinen “That's a different matter al-|valet, Sukkotashi, 1m were the last man in the world!” Miss| keep their names and brag about ‘em. bs ae ness MAN, together!" Mrs. Jarr and Miss Cackle- | berri-berri, or wh: Cackleberry declared. “But it IS] I'll own up I'm beat. Grandpa Dob- | but a little bit shy on general educa- berry declared in one breath. “The lonely with my poor, dear Herbert} bins was one of the most important|tion. In his office they were discus- My e au” men in Dobbinsville, which sing the prevalent hard times—the “I had to be running around trying “How about Mr, Dogstory, the|numed after his grandpa, who set- trical 1 otherwise. to bring young fellows to the house | that Jack Silver Mra, Jarr, im-|preas agent?” asked Mr. Jarr. tled there. He located wells and put | “trical and 3 Not What He Seemed. HE was very stout and must have weighed nearly three hundred pounds. She was learning roller skating, when she had the misfortune to fall. Several attendants rushed to her side, but were unable to raise her at onco. One sald soothingly: til you got Clara Mudridge-Smith | pressively. By th e meant, doul “Him? cried both ladies, “He owes| noon marks on fol |. “"Well,” he said, “there's one guy in} wwe get uy © Geortehs, 204, ty The, Dime fubluhing Co.) your friends you are dangerous grumbled Mr. Jarr, “and I |jeas, that some would be cap- ‘alimony to three wives now!" But if my soap hi this town that I envy. 7 All Lay, Wt aot You te - Schemer who tried to part them.” ff Mise Cackleberry is en- a | PCABOLO NO WOLUGR'E Gt done: cp 0) FAS NS fverywhere Teo T see Peo- |" oh, I'm not alarmed at all, but MISS CACKLEBERRY Con Enow any other | EARN, tf 9 wood. And pow he don't do me no| Pit who's that?” inquired one of the |Your floor is ao terribly lumpy.” © MUST BE ENTERTAINED!) ,,'0! ,courne, You dont” Mrs. Jarr coldly.” “Iam the ‘beat y Bhi , 1) °ORIHA Ym guy Vacuum, that makes {small volce which sald: “t-am not & Mrs. Jarr acidly. “All your friends| judge of what is right and proper’ See Caneel “Why, this g' , | makes 7 ——_———_ " ‘here will be no harm for the poor all them patent cleaners!"—Saturday |lump, J am an attendant,”—Ladies' Tif you mean they are just like that| child being pleasant to a few con- CONLIN. No Comparison, Evening P: Home Journi 6 DON'T see why, now that| because they are married, you are | sen youne man wale Capt. . N Englishman and an American Me " © | foyle an regimen’ Capt, Tyanetoyie te laid} correct, sag Mr. Jarr, ‘Milas Ceck: | sor thelr country’s Conrmahh 314, by Te, Frm Puvlubing Co] ‘Thore was another feller in there were standing before the won- up with the measies"— measles. Surely Irene Tate Oe Fors Sresiee , gettin’ measured off for some now ders of the Victoria Falls, in began Mre. Jarr. mon orphan!” duds, He was a middle-sized,| darkest Africa, when the Englishi PA HAS A NEW PUZZLE: slishman “And eo is his entire| tions of other young men meanwhil Mr. Jarr couldn't see where being ¢ spindlin sort of a feller, and he kept | sald: 1” gniffied Mii Cacki “Who sald anything about receiv-|@ Mormon orphan had anything to do “WHY IS A GRANDPA?” |\ookin’ at a watch he wore on one ‘Surely you must concede that ‘ - 1 Boke” Ting attentions? asked M Jarr.| with it. But he sald nothing. He wrist and pullin’ a handkkerchief | these falls are far grander than your Rerry— “That you don't bring| “if, "Sure you do not poor | didn't need to, the ladies could keep out of his other cuff, He looked like| Niagara Falls.” some of these collar ad. fellers whose ‘What?" replied the American. @ome nice young men around to the/ girl to be a castaway in up the conversation. ELL, I was to Wooley's to- are fhouse!” Mrs. Jarr broke in to finisn| desert or a hermit on t! land of | “The conceit of men!" Miss Cackii W day and got measured for| Pictures you see in the street cars,/“Compare these to our Niagara ae ol He had a cute little mustache turned | Falls? Why, man alive, they are a ‘What she'd started to say. . them suits. The feller that |) at the ends in little picked points.|mere perspiration."—Ladies’ Hom. Of course they were speaking to FOOZLEDUFFERS ° waited on mo looked me|He was what ma would call a| Journal ‘Mr. Jerr. This is a matter every Cocrriaht. 1014 by The Pres Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World) over suspicious like until he | “handsome devil” if she saw him. He married man who hes an unmarried found out I was Dan'l Dobbins, and | Acted Itke 6 ‘ ‘i young woman visi i \ ¢ ‘ ting at bis house then he nearly broke his back bowin' ain te uae CRAs Thin Peo: le pected to for eli- to me. ence De Lanie-Croleigh, a swell und and skirmish He was all pressed out and dressed | young clubman and tennis player. Can Increase Weight up like Astor's pet pony, and he had| Analyzin’ that name, which sounded teat ble ines windows that | parted In the middie, and remember-| Thin men and wom On Par Oe Oe Faas windows abet lin’ how ma had worked Dobbina |‘ Increase thelr weight with 10 or 15 made him loo! e pictures I used | over into D'Aubens, I come to the pomngy of heattny tay there” fat should to see of Li Hung Chang. He would conclusion that one of his grandpas| for a while and notstremcivg, "y hoot owl looks wiser. And probably | had been a plain Delaney and the) good test worth trying: | ir v other a plain Crowley, and that so is wiser. This feller couldn't have far’ as handkkerchiefs went, they | #arso em who would like to see of Li Hung Chang. He would SHIRTS. The material nd measure yourself, Then tablet with every me being woven to our or- fabo much, All the time the measur. | didn't elther of thom even uso ‘em. |{ve,,P*ete Loe Mele And measure der, you are assured of 3 * a to eee had me up on a plattorm | I'm learnin’ things, even if ma does| (ey",, qe a" tye Wueation, of how you » “yf Johnegn, the cashier, S you ticklin’ my ribs this feller with the | think I'm a back number, think, ‘The scales and the tape. measure exclusive patterns and b ingaged," sald Mrs. windows set in mournin’ frames kept | I heard Clarice say once that to be) Mill Tell thelr own story, ‘and ‘moat any rs ; Giableterry eat Ub ‘ f Chinnin’ about folks whose names I ¥ nowadays you had to have |{Mn jan or woman can ‘enally add trom colorings in all grades Po epee Mle A a hever heard. before—dooks and lards T thought most everybody | (**, "tient vounda tn th ‘ D and other furriners with extension know T had one and I'm | Ana nese or mit the now fea from $1.50 up. Look for | handles on their names, and asked | alm: jomebody, but my cousin! SarKol doe the purple band across with your me had I ever been on the Contenong. | Eliphalet Briggs, who had the tdenti- I must remember to ask Jepson what | cal grandpa, ain't nobod iphalet re and starches of what you ha : A contenong is. I want to file it away |in'a Selectman in Poole's Corners, too; | taut “for “the sacs ands blog ote: the neck of every shirt; with taydongeonk. n't somebody because yr 9? When’ twent™ out be bowed me Dut Deosuve Timm Debs [Suen irh,en SAal, aasmmilated form it’s the mark of clear to the door, Bu now durn money out of soap, or| thia nourishment now passes from Well that if T had been sume poor | ra ccordin’ ty tha, becatiso Tm | body "aa waste, Hut, Margol atopa the TROY’S BEST PRODUCT chap I wouldn't of got all them wh ot money, in spite | waste and does it quickly and he bows. I'd more likely have got the| of the fact that I made it out of soap, | ft producing contents of the grand rasoo, which is a degree what in't a puzzle to put up te aristocrats that are made and not born like to work on what they call “undesirable citizens,” meaning them who wear out eboe leather instead of sonar sremeeettetl wae D ' enna EARL & WILSON Il it im large bexes—fort; weight increase or money back.—Advt,