The evening world. Newspaper, March 24, 1914, Page 18

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Mr. Bernard Blodger, as that gentle- | tion of Mr. Jarr’s to make entertain- toyed with the dice box. ing visiting dice throwers the more tolutely you're right!” Gua de-| interesting and profitable for Gus and , also giving Mr. Blodger alhis regular patrons, ‘“Thero it goes! scornful glance. “Aa long as he loses | Now you gotter throw the bonos over he q his inoney I'll shake dice with him, but | again!” : 9 socially 1 wouldn't have anything to| On a second trial Mr. Blodger threw Mi: with him. Absotively and posto- | pair of deuces. catty : lutely not!" fr. Slavinsky, who didn't believe bebe oh. bveaing Word) =") § Handering iceman would be! “Avnat do you menn by your ‘abso- |in gambling, and who comforted him- 44k * tively’ and ‘postolutely? " asked the| self with the thought that dicing with ‘ the Splendid and Sa-| ui pular visitors in Gus'a place Snakes sullonly, t gambling, throw next «nd | words.” didn't get a pair. However, Gun's » ain't they?" re-/eagle pye saw the results before the torted Gus, “Them wolds what I had| dice had settled and the slight tilt made for ine by a feller what talkw!of tho bar inward in response caused | ae If I was you 1 wouldn't die to oblige Stein so he could marry your ER SUCCUMBS | oy IPBRIOR EDUCATION. t a fri we vined Mr, Slavinsky, “Such 388 and rattie, brothers! | » wouldn't do for my beat What has Stein ever done for aiien and rattiel” cried) g ea ety ioclared | Mincationally. You know who 1| two dice to fail on the floor. Mr. Sla- Mr. Bernard Blodger, I look at you and laugh to| mean, Blavinaky? vineky got another shake and threw ly. think you ain't got any brains. And sure, there's @ feller what we are| three fours, barre ae mind the hires: | then Xometines I sey to, myself, | talking about what is a colleger.| Alternately Gus won or Slavinsky ‘Well, Slavinsky would cheat you out| Even my grown up boy Shidnoy,/ won. At 50 cents a throw Mr. Blod- ttle the dice and} of your teeth whil 1 are laughing | What is a cowboy in the moving plc- | ger’n $10 lasted but a little while. to make conversation « but. he's a good| tures and can get @ high toned the-| “Who's this human dictionary who r paying your shot.” Jong as it don't cost|atre Job any time playing the planner] invents wo asked Mr. Blodger fo ‘ Mit his fest, Shidney can't talk #o/angrily. “I'll give bin cuff buttons {8 surprise at the exten 1 and I alwaya paid it.""| educationally.” to give me @ few to express my his own vocabulary, Gus ‘o Mr. Mavineky, compiucently.| “Five aces!” said Mr. Blodger, as|opinion of this establishment! I'm a Gus, a bummor ial he tomsed the dice out on the bar. |Shake, a King Snake, and I'm about | Peace LSI - ~ — TT ke and sting with venomed! Uke Dinkston. But, why YOU GOTTA DO IT! ffere’s the feller now, absottvely!” tt eduontionsl, s feller _ Coverigi 1014, by The Frew Publishing (4 (The Kew York Erening Work! replied Gus. “His name is Dinkston!" FOoAGoT - rey yaiwar ” ; " Mr, Blodger turned pale and turned — 4 ¥ ReReroes AIM admire —N to beat a retreat, but the doft and To V phvad neve wot; believe iio. Jonn W : |aton, assisted isk out inte the guiver y HAVE ————_——— _ ‘ meagre sae 3 HD" #) : [iit he's a anake,” said Mr. Dinkston | ‘ THe fora out and play’ with no further ; taid Gus placidly. “On the _ ” \ om “4 sweetly mM & Mongoose,” OAS damage to his hide. In the yard he my bead I don't ay I got y ‘ I don't know what kind of a goone TUANL OY | met a chum. ture as John W. Rocko- f i k that ts,” remarked Slavinsky, “but I 1 “*Say, Tommy,’ ho remarked in a but outside J got more hair ? i . know you're a bird! | ON! sleoful way, ‘ain't I dead lucky? had. Education don't ‘Absotively and postolutely!" sata : “'Why,' waa the quick response of on the head, and I ain't j Gus. Tommy, ‘because the teacher didn’t it it. Aa oa th _ ua! my w Mr. i sight when ber hair ain't ||; Following His Lead. what you think? She la cook- \ / : |{7OUNG William received a | lick ye “No, amiled Jimmy, ‘because I —Phila- can write just ike mother. delphia Telegraph. ees Pie oak eek 4 diary for a birthday present | Come to Sta fn her bureau—blue } 5 and was encouraged by his} | y. ° pas a 3 mother to set down each day's doings. | ———— — ORIS was radiant over a recent magia © Sasbicnable woman!” y ‘The frst day he wrote “Got up at iD addition to the family, and inaky. D Yeach Ples 0 ; yeu ite tas. woman t Te" and then continued tg record in-|_It Looked Like Plenty. y toe net being At school yentere| Tushed out of the house to tell Noudee Maier Unless Veo dina ‘ idanis 40 the dass Ad SIL motnane HE talk tople at w recent soctal| Gayrand don't lickehim, The boy he, the news toa passing neighbor. A her a lot of money ao he : suggestion he took it to his teacher | session switched to the rising bagged school with licked him, and] “Oh, you don't know what we've chyke ber and take it away for approval. } generation, whon Joseph B. Wii-| the man they threw stones at licked | "she cried, ber. She criticised his first phrase.jlard, the new Minister to Spain,| him, and the man whose dog they t is it ew baby brother!" And ex- ly she watched the effect of tell you what," waid Gus. “Bome- bs 0 ichased Itcked him, and the driver think I ke my amused smile. “Don't say ‘Got up, William,” she / you kpow, “The sun doesn't get up; it + ert “i whose cart they climbed on lHeked! but I got to laugh when I i Hee dont that happened inte country, him, and when he came home T licked | her announcement, | & joke it will bo on Stein on retiring that night William | school ¥ him! and when his father came home ou don't say So! Is he going to | @ead, he should marry ‘n aN - Hg ° remembered his teacher's instructions | ‘Some time ago a small boy played| he licked him, He thinks he will at- sta: then finds out all f ci a and wrote with much care in hia|t d when he back the| tend reg’lar in the future. Yours, think s0"--very thoughtfully, | about ber!” And ae Ee MRE it a Pat diary” "Bet at 9'—Ladies Home job next day he handed the following MARY SMITH.” “He's got hia things off!"—People's | : > = Journal, uote to the teacher: “after that letter the teacher was Home Journal. 2