The evening world. Newspaper, March 23, 1914, Page 16

DME ON W Your DRESSING Room AxeL! awoee$ MANASER'S GoT A BIG ACT FoR You “TRDAY. You'RE GONNA 8& “THe *SaR" IN A Come Fitm ! aA VOT BANE DAS DEA? ay CANT eREATHE! + You Pook Simp? You'Re GONNA BE PAYNE'S “SMATTER, POP” IN AcOomIC Scene - » (TLL GWE You A 7 CHANCE To BE FUNNY] B LET A DOG Bite 41m,To Copsright, 1914, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) SEEGARS CIGARETTES * TOBACCO YOU GOTTA DO IT! Oxgoright, 1914, by The Pree Publishing Ca, (The New York Brening World). 3 Night,’ should be spoiled because *, ‘JARR PLAYS THE WORM AND TURNS, hi foyle I Jarr encouraged our Willie to ie arms around poor Gant Sy ‘Tyan! it 33%, ant give him oy quarantined ON'T speak to me!” cried Mrs. Jarr, as she petted the weeping Irene Cack-|®& leberry, who laid her Girish head on Mrs. @oulders and enjoyed a good ory. Jerr wasn't speaking to Capt. ‘a fair young flancee. She @A@ressing Mr. Jarr. Bhe a! Nim not to speak to her when Mr. Jarr didn't attempt to R would have taken edged | *# fo Gnd an interstice in Mrs, Gow of todignant verbiage. Caskleberry, that young "t trust herself to addrens whatsoever to Mr. Jarr. him ao at the moment ven care that he saw how her nose was. @ shame, dearie, it’ ame!" went on—this time sho Mins berry—"'to theatre, our dreadful and unrefined persons from this neighborhood that Mr. Jarr WILL persist in associating with, his Guases, and his Slavinskys and his Bepplera and his Raffertys and his Mulle nt igles—even Albe: t thelr money back—when t admit they hadn't paid any mon: had gotten them make @ show of u Mr, Jarr wondered whether he was | to be shot | | tshoa for ped of early ri tied be ki “Hut, my doar off Pi |: eis he ‘dear’ vibes becomes af she an to B60, Ld gave Mr. him, tho you scornful glance. ‘th Mr. Jarre knew some one had be ae ;| popular cafe at the corner? i the time being a very popular at Gu the armory and the grand show, which we aidn't get ‘The Girl from the Cheese Factory’ had to close, It’s a shame, shame! Mr. Jarr was almost on the point f saying it was @ measly shame. anly press agent, loses sition,” ee oe went on. but the lo Mr. mind, dearie, while, Capt. wee re cov hie. ee invite Mra. Jarr. “Never vy tory up to hero to such dreadful dangere—but must traduce the reputation of tacher who is dear to this h, pehaw!" cried Mr. Jarry, now roused to eelf-defense, “why, if that big loafer and bully of women ta dear w anybody It's only becaune he's an expensive luxury. You know the girl hates him. You know you dislike him, and you know I deapise him! Furthermore, I ain't going to have it er, The worm any more! jeasies, and that dude militia cap- counter-jumper regiment T pass the buck! I'm out of this house and I'm ‘king of emiling like @ rom ied wine Cackleberry of King Snake rnard Blodge! my splendid , how I long to fly to bim!" erally ahe longed to fly at him. T hi muefoyle for ten dollare naaeen~ane now Blodger snakes with the ney’ Mr. Jarr stopped short in his ex- aw the glare in hin up Capt, to join Pe t eager ety, tickets just to “Tm going “out to fina Bernard Blodger and bust him itn the enoot!" cried the enraged M: Capt. Tynnefoylo's raised her fair young head, ventured, kick him mu] tee slats for me!” she y is ol cried Mre, Ji bI it will be some satisti ner me! ied re, aay. pick 7H gol me ace sunrise or simply ben- CTH re hin Fork Eresing Worl) PA GBTS A LETTER FROM CHARLIE HIGGINS. GOT a letter from Charile Higgins to-day, He wants me to give him a job down = wast hole in it somewhere and gen- erally I can find it and peek through at what's goin’ on behind it. Charlie's letter wasn’t no fence, It was @ giass partition like those I've got down to the office eettin’ me off from the clerks, I could see right through It. Os. the works don't offer eo wide an op- portunity.” I know what that opportunity ts, It's to be where can keep an eye on Clarice, If he knew the way things was goin’ he'd want to both eyes on her, but I wouldn't Gast him trained up eo’ tendent of the works, but a good man'll fit in most anywheres, Only| grim nh lot better off where if he don't know it, I writ him back a letter and told him to hang off a while and I'd see what I could do for him. Maybe Clarice will get this match-makin’ bug out of her head after gho's seen how a few of the samples turn out. T'd Ike nothin’ better than to see her use married to harite, for | for he's a safe HE TURNED AROUND! ne New York Evening World), sort of a feller and he was dead tn td witb her long before I made my D callin’ her “t when I was tin’ “my business started In an tra shed back of the now, for that matter. They expect me to give it to ‘em. That young Van Der Loon was here night, but he didn’t stay long. Ma nt down to see him and to tell him Clarice had @ headache, Ma and Clarice had quite a lively acrap first. Clarice wanted to go down, but Ma wae set, and knowin’ Ma as I do, I her way. She was around jouth when Clarice told her at supper that he was com! When Ma looks that way there's storme brewin’. As a piece of orna- mental but useless furniture Perci. val's what Clarice would call a Lewi A feller waa in to eee me to-day. His pubishin’ howse, he said, ven tin’ ous @ book called “America’ va been yf the hun- Gred biggest men neat petecae uae their pictures printed ful! ue nother full page of readin" mat- ane Td agreed to let him put me rise to Ma he explained biio at five dollars a id be grabbed up like Ie nee. they was gettin’ out an ition de Luke's for personal dis- tribution emonget us big men's frlends which we could have for twam ty-five dollars each. And when I'¢ agreed to take four of ‘em be ew plained to me that in order to cover the initial cost of printing and bing ‘ng we was expected to subscribe ae cordin’ to the space given to us. UF full page fe! was assessed a hum | dred dollars for “the page and ne dollars for the ptoture. I writ out @ check payable t bearer—it seems be was financin’ the roject himself—and when he'd F called Jepson in and told about it. Jepson looked at me and grin! T asked him what he ’ and he says “Stung! Jaugh: tough looking waite “Gentlemen at this table usually—e remember me, sir.” “1 don’t wonder,” said the customer, on “That mug of yours wou’ ‘And be picked up bis etrolied letsurely in the di the cashier.—Chicago Journal. CASTORIA For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Beare the @ignacere of SHIRTS This trade mark on your new spring shirts is a guarantee of fit, quality and service. 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