The evening world. Newspaper, March 18, 1914, Page 18

“OH Gte! Hera BANE A NEW HOCENARIO. AY TANK'AY BANE «READ \T OVER AN’ DAS HERS HAS To Pict wus dp.iasr MHATARY NIGHT 18 AT BAND. Biole4 sw the night wae at hand ‘when, chaperoned by MM ged Capt. Herbert Tynnefo: ‘Ble fiancee, Irene Cackleberry, Bis milftia company were to be Guests of the management on it thi aabil Girl From ¥ ras 8 + a en ad Not only had Harold Dogstory, the dress agent of the show, done himself Proud tm the way he had made the Dewepapers “fall” for ull, as he ex- pressed It, “the dope put o' but, in recognition of his nt his friende and fellow workers in the An- clent Order of Ananias, or Agents’ Protective League, had hon- ored him with the highest office in the eae, that of “Thrower of ain't bad such a reason for a swelled bean since I was presented with a hock ticket for a real gold watch by Vasht! Vansour, Ame! foremost neurasthenic actress, when T got her show, ‘The Abrines of plead ‘SHEN—SHE TURNED AROUND. fone ora by Tee Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), balhallupbidlsld GEE! IF JIMMY GWU: Ad Milo db SEE ME lait THIS OUTFIT on (GOT LILLIAN Py jas rT BEAT A MILE= SAY’ YA Gor THE WRONG [DRA ABOUT, THIS. Gory! DAS RERS BANE A BIG HANDSOME Guy AN!’ HE BANE TAKE DAS VILLIAN QUT AN’ KNOCI. HIS Block OFF Hm-m-m! pinched for scorer y, conduct in Trenton,” aaid M: tory proudly, and, before Mr. take the: 1e td him and made his get-awa: Mr. Jarr distributed the extra tick- ete to Gus, the gentgl proprietor of the cafe on the and Gus paid & lot of social obligations with them, giving them to Stein, the iceman; Albert, the street ‘sweeper; Tony, the bootblack; Mr. Slavinsky, the glazier, Hepler, the butcher; Muller, the gro- grew somewhat alarmed and comn- municated ‘his feelings to Mr. Dog- story, the press erent. “Hine work!" cried Mr. Dogstory. “T'll shunt ‘em to the balcony and thém to bring ulong their “Their clatter?” repeated Mr. Ja t do you mean, their olatt ‘by, let the glas#-put-in guy bring his crash box—you' know, wome broken giags. And det the beverage-parior g bring a bung atarter and t! hine ai two woolen back brushes to clap to- Ee, he munt be watched it he di t pull any silencer stuf by getting excited and patting, the bristle aides togethe: the iceman and hammers—and let ‘em all go of at signe! Jt but over the show till it And then’ Mr. ‘Dogetory Di and burst into tears. “Ni added Me rt. id that spontaneous and uproarious applause thing the first it T got an idea in my| ey, le for the next oper h their platter?” suggested . Jerr. “Sure, that ts what it will be for.” replied Mr. Dogatory, “It will be like old times! way was building by inviting the gight shift of hard rock men to t galleries. But in their epthusiansm one night they weren't centent with Pounding the. floor with ha lavehg Sher at a aynate’ kow used: could refuse to YOU GOTTA DO IT! Mr, Jarr could not share the. en- thusiasm of the publicity promoter ‘he Girl From the Cheese Fac- of ©! tory” on t resolved to pecially as Mr. Dogstory had been #0 fiberat Y writh tickets, and so he told your wife are replied Mr. Dog- hink what it will mean to have a full and enthusiastic audience”-—— ‘ll guarantee they'll be full,” anid Mr, Jarr, di your friends to bring their clatter!” Mr. Jarr conveyed the request to Gus's portion o! Ys) theatre party q iMtary 3 ‘he Girl rep hease Copyright, 1014, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Work), I ask ay men to bring their ‘ge double time, aee ." aaid Mr, Rafferty, Albert, reet aweeper, was es- pecially” scornful. ‘a ep the streets first!" he said. t for business do we go,” Gus, “but for pleasure.” flea: ci The Financier. WO tramps were crossing & bridge 0’ a river one day when they saw a notice which read: ‘Five dollars will be given to any one saving life from this bridge.” “You jump rescue yo added said. one. “Right-ho,” said the other, “And then we'll share the ‘quid. Accordingly one of the tramps plunged into the river and nto yell luatily for help, Mike, on the bridge, turned to his nd ys in Spe water and, led “ea thy Gr dic Hime 3 and the Ride Home OW I DONT SBE &2 +E Is SO VARY, Comme. 1014, by The Press Publishing Co. ‘be New York Evening World.) COME ON FLOOCEY » Come on! \ SURE HERO vit AS DY DIARY PA’S SOCIAL EDU peel ADVANCES A NOTCH. IN'T it funny how you'll run across somethin’ new to you, @ word, or an expres- sion, and have it drove home some way, and then you're forever runnin’ acrost that same word or thing afterward and sayin’ to yourself “Ain't it funny I didn't know nothin’ about !t before?” ‘Well, this mornin’ at breakfast Clarice and Ma got to talkin’ about 7 n affair they was goin’ to this after- noon at the Hotel Mazuma, and Clarice sa; “Mother, it will be positively THE taydongsonk of the season.” “It'll be the what?” I says, thinkin’ maybe I hadn't understood her. “Taydongsonk," she says in, and then leaves me still flounderin’ in the dark and goes on talkin’ to Ma. “You kno she saya, “I feel as though my reppertwar is frightfully inaddequit.” T was on the point of askin’ what her reppertwar was and wonderin’ it perhaps it was somethin’ 1 shouldn't ought to ask about like or somethin’ like that, but or two others, but there are a fright- ful lot of the new ones, like the aer r instance, that I haven't folke get to talking in bunches I figure it's time for me to quit, When the water gets over my head I scuttle for shore. And the office bein’ the nearest shore at t! time, I swum there without waitin’ Bill, and I'll come and |} hip is Mra. Cartwright.” rtwright is my office manager, He'n ogi sporty, but he does his it won't be down for Sierras in the “And then it 2 AY WANTA PLAY DAS PART AN’ FLOCEY WANTS To BE DAS Luan ! here and let some things thi foolish I don't want to know nothia’ about ‘em! ann I've got “taydongsonk” all writ fa on the edge of thi ——e a She Found Out. 11E young girl sat in her bedreem reading and waiting impatiggt- ly. Her elder sister was ¢ q taining @ young man in the pafior and sho wanted to know how it would termi: At last there wi @ sound in t and & crash as a closing door made it plain to ;| girl that the young mam dongsonk.” ‘And then she rung off. I rang for jepaon, “Jepson,” I ai in the kitchen ik and busted his arm on the’ taydongsonk. Now, for the love of Pete, what is a taydong- sonk Jepson laughed ‘That's French, he says, “for tea dance. Some people call it @ tango tea. I was btill in deep water, and there wasn't no place to swim to. Jepson sees my perplexity, so he aa: you know, Is a now that everybody's gone crazy over this winter. They dance afternoons and call them teas. Now do you understand? And tho kitchen sink is one of the new if ps—like the lame duck and the trot, Throwing down her book, the head of the stairs ana. ne “Cartwright fell CASTOR 1A For Infants and Children, ? The Kind You Have Always Bears the Signature of SHIRTS The material being woven to our order, you are assured of exclusive patterns and colorin; grades from $1.50 up. Look for the purple band across the neck of every shirt; it’s the mark of TROY'S BEST PRODUCT, EARL Ld & WILSON