The evening world. Newspaper, March 17, 1914, Page 20

. SKetches and Stories WARE AXEL. THIS 1S THE SCENARIO | "COMEDY" FILM YER GONNA “STAR STopay | Sit Down HERE AND READ R SO YOU'LL KNOW WHAT You TA Do IN THESE SCENES! Fe OH Fine $ SAMMY’S SLATE Cngeright, 1914, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). PAe Jos Gait, wud give me only chew dollars on the whole outfit, Here be th’ money, an’ RS. BROWNING had a new|it'’s sorry Ol am that ye bees so harrud up."-—Harper's Magasine. “Agnes,” said the , “id you put the clothes in 414 not,” answered the girl; / ¢¢ ‘want to, mum?" ortainiy,” was the reply. pre-|ading her last night?” “No, @he ta out ridl . him with ID Gwendolyn take over High Cost of Loving. any in- terest in the young fellow who stood in the road sere- with the an auto. Cmte FP Hat CAPT. TYNNBFOYLE MEETS HIS PROSPECTIVE STEPFATHER-IN-LAW. HE door bell rang with a merry peal, @ patter of hurrying feet came up the etatrs, and had it been a few years ago, @ rustle of fe- male skirte would have been heard. ‘We're trying to tell you {t's Irene | {e Cackleberry just back from Pht 1 hia hastening up to the Jarr domi- le to find out if Capt. Tynnefoyle, her lance, bas thought better of it and escaped. But as @ word painter ‘We are all to the cubist, and hence ie be calm, ) sald Mra, Jarr. have met you at the station, but Mr. ht it wasn’t safe to let him loose. I don't know what Mr. Jarr meant by it, So I thought it best to telephone Capt. Tynnefoyle to come up to the house. You might have crowd or anywhere else. she determined she hoy mar! paused to repowder her ni came over with me, but stopped @ place on the corner to see wh time it was. He wants to meet Her- pressed her eu 5 Crckleberry girls hated their atep- father as only @ relative, whether by Comrright, 1914, by The Prose Pui (ow York Kvening World| ger had arrived ing a clov in he?" demanded Mr. Blodger. “Where ia this Col. Tintype, who woul eal our birdie from the home ni “Tynnefoyle, papa, Capt. Tynne- foyle,” corrected birdie, as the militia man came ly forward, you @ Snake?” inquired Mr. rvously toy But it was watch on @ Blodger solemnly, “You should Hiss Cdl ciated sir, you should Hise and el” KETC Horn ANY SWING. AROUND Oo iN ‘By C. M. Payne TF ITS ALL THE ‘fo You, 1D JusT AS LEAVE HAVE ‘THe CAT LEFT OUT OF THIS SeRIES THE RES ‘Copyright, 1914, by The Prew Pubtishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) HERE, BOYS- THIS OPEN TANGO JOINT Ad “Papa is a great fraternity man,” plained Miss Cackleberry coyly. © is head of"—— Kingsnake of the Society of Capt. Tynnefoyle didn't qu derstand that Squaw Rule tm in hie case, and that he would soon be under the domination of the Ty- rant Wiff, but he stammered and asked Mr, Blodger if he were inter- ested in military matters. “Papa, my great big papa, wanted sort of man you were, murmured Mr. hei th: and stepped back, while Miss Ca berry threw herself into ar “Ob, pai ‘3 arme and cried, not Herbert's fault m: * she mentioned her sister s! and choked, for it reminded her of the fact that Gladve had refused to YOU GOTTA DO If! Cepyright, 1014, by The Prem Publishing Oo, (The New Yors Brent Worl.) \ Villa //° let her bring back all the mutual Jewelry, together with Gladys's best set of furs and her two party dresses. Mrs. Jarr thought it a very ten and touching scene. “Leave them together, deart she said to Miss Cackleberry, Those two strong men can best settle this between them.” “Do not be harsh with Herbert, papa!” cried Miss C tottered out. whisper in Mi Tynnefoyle understand he cannot trifle with my affections. “There is only ong thing for you to do, sir,” said Mr. Blodger, when the door closed on the two “You must become a Snake, u must en- roll as a writhing brother and Hiss Have you ten dollars nnefoyle had ten dollars “It is well,” sald Mr. Blodge:. “You are now a Snake, or you will be when you are married. I leave you, sir, with my compliments." And he bur- rled away. THEN—HE TURNED AROUND! ty ‘The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). 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