The evening world. Newspaper, March 14, 1914, Page 10

/ Fun for the Home and the Ride Home A Page ,of Comics, Sketches and Stories - 7} New York. Saturday. we w By Vic ' Gee - AY CANT po (Tt! VOT tF MY WIFE You DONT KNOW a BANE SEE DAS MY wee Mf LETTER ??? Wis scene wir BE & LOT EASIER PIRST | TAKE “THe PEN ANO , cr Ri SPAS SUTRA ie Saar ORNS URE Me Seat Ee DIRBGTOR AND FOLLOW HID WRITING A LETTER TO | exces INSTRUCTIONS © NOD USE A YouR SWRETHEART QVER. “To STOP! AND Look LITTLE GRAINS AND Dory, IN SWEDEN ~ So YoU VERY HAPPY; QUEER ANOTHER FILM. MUST BE SMILING ALL t The “Tme! | __ Saved by Applejack. | HE conversation at @ = social function in itor oy eae se turned to the extreme presau! “ tlonary methods of some people and H3 DONT cHAz2 CAT2 No MOAE the Governor-elect told of the rule laid down by a certain fellow mative along that line. Copgright, 1014, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), Corr Mette, Sse York Tonsing Werth. = ADIES and Gentlemen: I bid you good evening! The subject of my discourse is entitled: “Do Married Men Make the Best Hus- bands?” You may wonder by what right or reason I converse on such a rather One day while in the city, the Gev- ** | ernor suid, the fellow Jerseyman bap- 'T will marry love her ao uch, but because I am out of work anyway.” So I called on her one even- ing and I had a bouquet of flowers in my hand—a beautiful bunch of “Fe e-nots.” And I got bury ely. I looked into her beau- tiful eyes, and with my voice just |! bened to collide with a bunch of hy- sienics and among other things they referred to the water supply of hia weit tent aa good as it might be, “it ian't as ‘an . said the Jerseyman when questioned as to its quality. “There is somethin, ike 10,000,000 microbes to a but delicate subject as matrimony, but I| choking with emotion—and love—and | !t is the best we can do at present.” “What do you do to safe, urs feel that I am in.a position to get] beer —t said toh (called | seit against water, of epoerd year: away with it because I happen to be queried one of the hysienics, with a Fi aniuhhee hint : e married man myself, UNFORT! 4 ar ooo eens Y;|took of concern, “You surely take asked ur. Rangle, rocking on $ - A OS enoxing a social saloon,” . . Me |e tea: rule, and fu 9. after | “Firat we filter the water and then wa z ined Mr. Jarr. am very happy. I re married, we must bave an | boil it, and then we drink applejack.” ? Why diddin’ yuh say so? happy, but that is MY business. Ij automobile.” Pittsburgh Leader, Hup!" sald ir. Rangie. he have learned how to conceal my real] 1 said, “Sweetheart, within ———_——_. | leaned over, cd club register and . I am married now four| you shall have a RUNABO Vi Obliging. 3 murmured ‘Joba . Rangle fi years—four long yeare—and I am so|' So the next day I went to ery ] THEN—HE TURNED AROUND! beth. SUD ator’ petul pushed y Hl | happy, it doesn’t seem like more than/to get his consent to the marriage HE old man who acts as post- ‘Tort w im astde as Feetstered Bit Buceta : a Be | “wo cet along beautifully, Only twol is always sig event to her futher pastes 18 8 cman Seni Cagredaht,.2914, br The Pree Pubtiching Oo, (The Now York Rrentag Wedd). Lo ey < ieece thaeteet | iE at : : = Pd lg sitting in the par, | SOMETIMES “IT GETS HIM A town likewise keeps @ general he was in @ hotel and he ‘ t lor and I held her hands for three | HOME. He was a very Bice man any-| merchant's shop. He is often ac- be kawen At Smee fo the tango ten, iam | bours. If I had let go she would have | W8Y—he used to be s policeman. “But /cused of reading the postcards that q killed me. HRS Culy going he ever arrested was! ay through his hands, but thie he id ¥ TI don't want you to think that 1| his own educatio Pp es J ow) ‘ ‘wit to said t> bim: “Mr. Flooey, I wish| strongly dentes. A lady called at the don't Jove wy pe fort arry your daughter, and I would|shop and ordered, among ether Ce er ete tee tet then like to have your consent to the mar-| things, a ham and a cheese, comes of @ very aristo-crooked rape He sald: “What will you do} Two later the lady called , ily. One of her uncles {s a retired |‘ I refuse my consent to the mar-| and asked why these two articles ‘ ef : “If you refuse your|not been sent with the other ah ere Laake, eine nee Yean| ,"Ob!” replied the merchant, calaslype) ‘ regard ‘to dress. by She a vo! ges auld very sensible with Ghe doesn't believe in those crasy styles that most of the women are ited in matrimony, and the minister, be- Son ae om [ie gare ea pte nae C over] “B-s-s-bi" said Capt. Ty: to d_$10 upon | there ie ‘geite ‘te throw’ that big| “And look at mei" bawied the red fhe day where him, and when 1 said: “Do tus! Hup!" nosed old Majo! bis adi Bat- mch actress, named Gaby| Wish to kiss the r . ' 7 |Desiva, is coming back to this coun. | thank you, I'd ra wh ali isabled, hav- | try Te’ coveral montha with a dress|f"~ of your ten.’ ‘of|!ng to be served with my drinks by|made entirely of glass. Of course| 5° We ied off on ow of the|!ny orderly for nine years, because it|that's only a rumor, but I am going | And my wife, being a 9q BLOOD of 4 burned |!8 conduct unbecoming to an officer! to look into it. And how about those | woman, didn't want any one to k Fee. all thelr planos and other inatru-|and # gentleman to drink with the watches that th: that we were just married. So I let The ments of torture. He also drove ali|left arm! And ao, gentlemen, I say|wearing? I think th ‘her carry the valise, th» Tisbtush Indians back to their |/et us shoot down the enemy, be be/Can you, in your wild peer ore, ay fre ed hag edie ll up and walked over prtee fase of areca: way be: FIRST VIRUS SAVED. Piine in the, Indian villages with aa nd slapped the flery Major with all|over to wind up one of those ‘The original anti-rabies virus first Kon’ uaod. He said thoy incited th it tl .."Xou old | watches? used by Pasteur in Paris in 196 diane to carry frearms without jJusher!” be cried. never has t lost and hes torent soot” ade Segreigaaie™ * a ee ey Ale