The evening world. Newspaper, March 11, 1914, Page 18

A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories “@MATTER, POP!” - raat ee hk Reening World, ing Co, rts New Work itvening’ World). Youd BETTER STAY HERE AXEL TLL ALL RIGHT AXEL! COME ON . HEY: AXEL !! (TS Time FOR ‘roy To COME INTO a IN NOW assoc ce on! : =| WHY DON'T CHA “THE PICTURE. “THIS SCENE IS VERY é aha sid =— “ z ea nN??? IMPORTANT AND YOUR PRESENCE (N 2 COME IN ??: “THE STUDIO MIGHT SPoIL f Z : FLCOEY's ACTING! : > cae’ ICANT WERE OLD | _l i 9 Me oo Aa THING ” RoveLe ra ALL bay Mt ene p> MAKE SHORT WORK oF HIM! IRST LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION ie ee TELL YOU THAT | NEVER: w ' EN LO IRL, WAT WOOLD You Sevier ORL it. And, oh, dear, what will we do?” where Ma and Clarice was waitin’ for| take off that ridiculous costume: ‘tion was: ‘What will you have te vetoait the doctor, put him in a dark me. ‘Well, I was mad clear throu, hand drink? "—Beattle Post-Intelligencer. 4. room and keep bim warm,” advised When I come into the room you|sat right down, forgettin’ to go kind ? Mr. Jarr. pould’s seen the look Se tele Sante, Fag and He) EAWay. Ll rsaee pagar = ——— “ jo happen fust see the maid put her hand over her| thin’ give ‘a heard It, too, ‘ pret Been eae nee thing arranged mouth and run into the butlers pan- {ao did Clarice, for they looked kind Thin Folks Who | for my theatre party on my two hun- try, where I heard her giggling with |of startled. Then I got madder than dred tickets Mr. Dogstory gave me the gal that helps her. I would ofjever and got right up. Wi to ‘The Girl from the Cheese Coverite Paco ‘quilting Oo, ~=s my room without any one catchin’ | alld into my seat natural like, only| “Fawther!” says Clarice, makin’ ould Be Fat tory!’ sniffed Mrs. Ji "ee ye me but the feller that opens the door. | Ma made me stand up while and | signs for me to sit down, because the Tea Soutien doth after Capt. ‘Tynne-|PA BUYS A DRESS SUIT He wanted to take it away from me, | inrice looked me over, |mald was comin’ in with the soup, foyle's military company went with}. 10 PLEASE MA, BuT—1| dwt eae a to hg to his business they dian’t seam exac ly pleased. 1 This coat has tails,” Teays, “and un to the va ond to mine, arice flus! ip al they'll hide lamage. ‘ou ten > I hot in. But Master Jarr couldn't explain I had * up. over. Ma $i r supper. I'll get mine some- IE JARR IS GOING TO |" Wane you to sive Willie a good| te inconsiderate infection. off, the pants ae a atte woo tant [anid nothin’ for over a minut wheres chee ma ‘talk: ra ——. GOT my swaller-tat! outft/°% the pants was a mite too tight | > calm like: I did, but I changed back into | Poselbl ¢ ~ SAVE THE MBASLES. | ine ie to situates com to-day, ready-made, for $25, “24 I had t> sort of work into ‘em, here DID you wet that| af Ria wult Arat, and T tell you tt teg| ble are vietime of malnutritio house, “He acts like @ little demon To Make Sure. The feller didn’t know mo, Sha then I hardly dast sit down to | awful FLY ieee arr like meetin’ with an old friend” T tion hten peevente, hn. 190 coftes tm getting coM.| ere to call op iron eek ante 8 yo' comin’ to pra'r meetin’ to- eo” oat have no chance yf una Hy hie alist Ree’ haat Nomad chee WEIN he GHAReT ce t pint che women folk, “Te T cart cat they are when the powers of nutrition ay Laave the table this instant| “Last evening he had that horrid night, Brud’ Dinger?" inquired to shove the price up on me. to buy one a purpose for it, but when| had gone far enough to bow to thelr to home nights without lookin’ like and wash your hands, young | Bepler boy and that dreadful little good old Parson Bagster, Leven a sale advertised in a dopart- I got on the vest, which wasn't much | wishes in apite of my own sav-ao, but |pulifrog and feelin’ as though I wai nt wretch I Slavinaky tioned out- uh, no, sah, I reggin not.”)ment store, and I got it there. But more'n a belt anyway, the bosom!T told her right off, only T didn't tell rt I'll wet my vittles so ments stay in the intestin meat* aide of the snowplle in front of the reply. “To tall de troof, pah-| in, in wrong again for all my tryin’ ‘ldn't come down like it ought to of.|her what the ault cont me, "a a, ‘Phie wae a two-part edict from the Rotee, a ca threw dirty snow-| son, rss ? Vd go to de Ealneersl to pl The fab atuck ont like AY) car right rot, the Tenant for enrin’ that T ha to be no exhibitions, Ma be durned!| ‘To correct this condition one reduce table, first portion a t. Tynnefoyle, lone got & comperment'ry eane, abou e middie, I had a blac jarice gave 2 thy, normal amount of fat the mus “spinads Mi Tha aia tae i a A a bet I brought {t home with me in a|made four-In-hand, and 1 clipped {¢| “Fawther!” she ways, soundin’ ike Secret ere ‘0 processes inuist be artitiolally supe ‘the Tarr, Litto | wp that’s righ cried Mrs. Jarr,| ‘“Brud’ Dinger, dar won't be no|pundle, The feller sald there ought into my collar and then slipped on|@he was chokin hat kind of a tie Cross-Examined. pit * second to Master Jarr. Little | «mncourage him and have him grow | minstrel shows in heaven.” to be some alterations, but I told him the cont. It kind of puckered at the! have you got on! And that ahirt! nied them. ‘This can best be apesm- ee Jarr was at the table also, but| up to be a gunman or an Independent| “Den, If d je case, sab, I'm sho’ ‘enough it shoulders, but T figured the puckers . r, those SHOES!" Judge summoned Raftery.| plished by eating a Bargul tablet.with ) em that angel child never caused any-| Worker wanting to go to sleep in , whilet mub ticket’s|!t looked good enough as it was. I Would stretch out in time, Then T ." anve Ma, colder than ; one bit of trouble churches! Capt. Tynnofoyle's unt- come in with it and slid up mk man,” he said, “ wery meal. Sargol is a eclentifie eam. acho mnato ire to went downstairs to the dining room, ‘go right’ upstaire and be oui 8 an e lost ————— A oweeer — the object of admon! of bis medals that he got for having the message was neemingly|the best modern convenien Ce a et Mr. Jarr as a whole, tent when his regiment ea b: You GOTTA DO IT! impelied to feel his coffne THEN—HE TURNED AROUND! yer can't tell you, Jud Copstight, 1014, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Breaiug World), iret and then look at his hands.|twWincin tne Th s = Raftery replied, “It wouldn't be right to the| {i ! Copsright,.19146, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), juror. He di know he was talking Et r, young man?" = Irene Cackleberry, being “in| asked Mr. Jarr severely when Maater to a re} ‘as it was explained, was being| Willie returned to the table after a porter | Dal y “But you asked him qué Cj pe in WOMAN YOU AREINMEY | aah the” Suage neateaiy, ueationa,”| etl) atts oa Shook fm breakfast in bed by her! £004 look at the soap in the bath: NOW, WOMAN fat . WER.NO ONE CAN SAU “Not tions, Judge,” areal fe gold oy Sees, areemigu Foom. You've been acting rudely’ to — ery You MOST AVE A | matey Mer cate eens noothed | Fusrantee of “welght inurease er Gertrude, the | Capt. Ty: = = domestic. it was Guasie| ; v him 3 eation—juat one—but T “Sete,—Whil rgol_ has pred 7 ; EITHER MARRY ME op. fe | ucstion just naked that] nite rg act eae Visite eltber or both | Bopler an’ lasy Slavinsky!"” whim. ou vite re: ‘ we increase mere Age ise where there don't have| pase from the body as waste. with the power which nature has @b- have been asking those jurors] bination ef six of the most effective ele- questions, Who has been informing| monte known to the medical profession. ind! BECOME ME WIFE~- “What was that question? orders, it of ow - HISS ee manded the Judge. * marked le Sesh pe euend 4 “Well, I'm glad to hear it wasn't -> ( “Why,” Raftery replied, “my ques- their or starved in their boudoir before | vou,” said Mr. 5 at not ! having to punish the boy. must be nice to him when he Is calling on Mina Cackleberry.” “What does she pinch me for, then?" demanded the youngster. “Rut when Capt. 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