The evening world. Newspaper, March 7, 1914, Page 10

., : aK ‘e es and Stories Nene | and the Ride Home AVENT I TAUGHT ND Now ‘You Go Nou ‘To SAY RIGHT OvER To eu THE SECOND NO MAM (Mis$u6 Gaines House Piece Dip You WHEN NEIGHBORS CAND DisoBey me! OFFER You S owt , a eH NO‘! * yy oP SECOND PIECE + Bi Pe ah WE HOPE FLOOEY’S EXPLANATION WAS SAT = LOOEY RUSHES P Te ane voiins “we SECRET OF THE . HEY You Sime: bon low CAN You Blow | ' EXPLAIN DAS HIDDEN TREASURE - YOU, ~ ae Do You WANTA ye ines ovT OF | x' Piste. AT HIM AND HE : AN EMPTY PLACE? | . _ REMARK! but goal to eg. eet by SAMMY’S SLATE. Boomerang. THEN—HE TURNED AROUND! ° other month—and thi Copyright, “14, by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), HERE is @ lady in Richmond beak sol 1014, by The Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), that I must go ‘OW, who has in her employ a darky Fy a SNR aE Te near” " my 19 4 = Wroldered frocks and 1 promised little rn oe, BP | orca aarvant of @ most curious dis Z Tri me ‘s “mma I would get her one! An % paition, iS forgot to exchange those short length | " eae the poets wove any peaggohvg WINTER. FOR Tal white gloves they sent me by mistake | fi) sare for arm Jength ones! And I didn't| [ia a Me | occasion on returning from a call in <= get @ chance to match that shadow A . the neigh! borhood. , lace for the little dress I am having | }% { “There ain't nothing but a post~ to New York are always) made over, You remember that old Philadelphia @ard, ma'am,” said Lilly. crowded, while the trains from New| tutiota costume I have had for years 4 * A Teno ee CORT asked Che eale: ‘|. 0rk toPhilagelphin never ure. Look! and years? There was a stain upon P yy 4 craftily. ere) ate, one of the breadths and any other , ' v as fe NE “ Deed 1 don't knew, ma'am,” sald Mr. Jarr never said a word to Mrs.| woman but me would have thrown it | pil 1s WIURAR Om o€ tanecence. bel ways! away, but now, thank goodness, the } } ad ell, SBy one Who Ande me. 8 narrow skirts ‘are still in and the < ce poereare cane very ressmaker said if I got some swAdow % {t she could change the ma'am,” said Lilly, that ain't no way . dearie!” said Mr. Jarr, amile and a kise— } or nee, sakes ke i \ ‘ Kingston (Ont.) Whig. (his. wiles to Obeyed Instructions. - I climb these three fe ian st teacher of a large school sent or Lauiyt x ans eenaveins t k one of her echolars to buy a should move; the ni Y }, pound of plums, from a fruit what it used to a ‘i vender outside, and as she handed the are crasy abou that Emgee i i . little girl 10 cents said: thinking of somebody eise jough to take plano 5 “Be sure, Mary, before buying the lessons—and that will be at least §4/ % 14 os plums, to pinch one or two, just to ®@ month, and where the money is to ’ bee that they are ripe.” come from I can't see—and Willie, 2 In @ little while the girl returned really, makes associates that one can- 3 1 ‘ ‘- with flushed face and a triumphant not be proud of, and the dreadful way | [ look in her eyes. Handing the teacher | ————_—_—__$_____—_—_—$ $< he speaks from the talk he \ \ the beg of plums, she placed the “Well, to tell the truth, , the atreets! I could have ri money on the desk and exclaimed: g| Said the witness, ‘I was in the \- throws | the floor, ptocday in re = “I pinched one or two, as you told OTHER—Johnny, re ee you'é Sentry, ioe Stalin’ ® cow,'” u know how nice i} Herald, i a hace we her Rave is y ‘on \l 1 pinched a bagful."—Buffalo, En- peg wnat (with a far-away Seu cee im nice to those peo- | fi * . look)—Yes, mamma. Brie hatthind uadtaneee, 1°80 . : Mother—How does it happen that Was Much Better. Flom is mont refined, and some peo- | EE Y : ) ye ae a a nee. the Bunday|" THE conversation tn the lobby ¢¢ he hi 3 Interest in the con- | fay school magasine, an’ the outside to all & Washington hotel the other Pe vent arte toner . about Jonah and the whale—Tit-Bits.| | night turned to the Armmaa that rat bo the i | 5 Cp me ae fs thats wheas chew was s Doe fe the Aram sha a . 2 A > Too Loose. by Congressman Ira C. Copley of rr, in| & y RS. CARRIB CHAPMAN CATT! Some time ago, he said, @ pore * ¢ is the verbal shower ie 43.047 st ‘ ridiculed in Chicago the old | named smith was taken sick at ei ie . é ain h ones, hearing abou “What was it ia, : | ‘ ’ anti-suffrage cry of domestic- mamma ranted to buy aA me ee ity—that woman's place is the home. flew ney Dim 8 VaR bag titul little highlander Scotch cos. | make me so toisty that 1 quit Tois-|when he said the children around bere rouble is,” sald Mre. Catt,| “Whi re tume?" asked Mra. Jar. day. I’ rather be muidold than wot ones, after the Rasae me, and when the man wasn't looking been to : cannot be domes- eked Ji 1 sald I didn't want to wear a girl's! u loiny 5 y py worsen, clutch, “and what kind of treatesat dress like Becky | “It' der L can't do anything y on, " : F tle; have no homes, fs the doctor giving you?" Bund and 1) ren when you only " V “The doctor told me monkey dressed the same e y ui answi 8m! split! ai i a JAW @ monkey, Willie.” corrected ———— A h condition than @ his mother, “And that remind a ew mult with plug hat!” r occasionally.” the awful word Willie used, Master Willie, THE UNFINISHED LIMERICK, this the word wasn't so awful, nd it was a beautiful sult, too, There was a “spring poet” In Beverly 1 a claimed Jones, othe whisay max {ie pronounced it—'skoliat Tacdoey aTeTeusle aud Blewdoctar. in Whe thought he wrete verses quite °C 4 SeYfosuity in acortain case, the man | TAGS eee ne conmaens abi slg Madey <a satan Bien ato “Batg” inion Biya aba Sette Ja ne eagte nn ne we 8M) iat abot tht Loum [itd Tet a Zonas an this: ‘Gee! 1 went to wolk in Joisy 4 get me shalt i ahs aut Hlgmlander cas, ew, soa In the bc reymee ith sive vegies $0 beeen ganar’. —. ape i ace oli, ‘ \ Wel dne