The evening world. Newspaper, March 4, 1914, Page 18

eee an Rare oe eNOS we ce 6 iy Seve! SCENE II Six- Reet mon ta BOTH KNOW YOUR PARTS F UP HIS HANDS — mms: WPI, teh ! NO, WILLIE JARR’S SUtT ISN'T BOUGHT YET! RS. JARR faltered between the Eton sult and the costume of the juvenile young scot, de- epite Master Willie Jarr's protest Qgainst either. Mr. Floss, the floor- \ Then did Mrs. Jarr reach out a gloved hand and perform that wond- fous feat that #0 ustonishes the male ‘mind (except floor walkers and chorus men, whose minds, it may be, are not male) retaining the sense of touch rr, and poke as she felt, “it purses one hha F hiv can separ ¥ feeling, from nies, cloth fi » Jars gloved felt the cloth, “remember the nt a young Highlander thy steep mae oh DOES ANY MOVIE COMPANY 1 sure! t TELL AXEL To THRow bps asked Mrs. Jarr to “feel of Pr goods." 8 ‘A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories THE. FILM ~ Mow DO You NEED A COUPLE OF Pick ROUBLE ~~~ WILLIE WAS ALWAYS MYSTERIOUS. made over into highland cos- tum hailed as a . as the little ‘atiokern” that the death of wit is, he had been demoted lo in the basement, ever again, perhap: ningle with the charge-account tra hastily handed the “ Highland costume to lon shop of 1 iy |, off Pieadilly € Wardour street, W, Jare snow !"—— r Jarr emitted a dreadful that knocked all the Byronic fervor out of the poetic foorwall “EL won't wear them skoits the buyer responsible for thelr pure | f top of |" ©) upon Mrs, | “It is the chef vtor & Blewbugh belat, When the Eton suit, 8 about to be foisted upon Fy ns rson, a di nt i faced, fat y r of the most trimmed coats and a dark blue plush hat, rolled into the boys’ clothing de- artment, This br puns 1 stranger carried an with a handle in the fomin- the cane the and scratching the ivory handle and n playfully tapped upon the breast and ex- i iting the m thelr jingle Harold Dogs ought ere on the ‘led M or atrical ‘As Master Jarr is prejudiced |, he whistered against the picturesque Scottish coa-/in explanation to. Mrs. Jarr. ou tume I would advise the Eton suit," | know, 1 am quite a bohemlan—know THEN—HE TURNED AROUND! | Copyright, 1914, by The Wress Publishing Go, (The New York Evening We You ARE ME PRISONER “Tinow UPYER HANDS! all the celebrities such as murderers, Mterary folk and so on!" “We opened in New Haven and closed in Hartford with ‘The Girl From the Cheese Factory,’ Ferd, old top," the newcomer went on, "The tank town simps can’t be biindfolded and backed into @ reg theatre these days, But we reorganised by) digging up another boob with a bank- roll to back the show, and open to-night at the new Fahrenheit The- atre on Broadway; and, Floss, old boy, you must furnish me with an audience! I et breakfast to home this mornin’ a: Ma and Clarice wasn't there, | } The maid said Clarice hadn't got up yet, and Ma | was in her room talkin’ to her, I et {just as | wanted to, I told the maid to set all the vittles on the table and stay downstairs in the kitche: 1 ain't used’ to Wein’ waited on and the things co too slow for m Besides it makes me nervous havin’ gal bobbin’ around back of my hair and reach’ things over my houlder, But when I come home to @inner Ma was real nice to me. Her and Clarice acted very pleased over some- thi I didn't kn what it was until alkin’ about val, Mr, Van Der Loon ts simply fatuated with Clarice,” says Ma, is going to take us to the opera to- night,” 1 didn't say nothin’, for I’ @ been 1 won't wear them skoi' el Mas- ter Willie, rane “Bkoits? Oh, where does he get iclation?” whimpered rs id are not skoits, they are kilts"—— thinkin’ a heap about’ Charli do for a liv- aye, lftin’ her at Antshi: | Loon ia a gentleman of {is not middle-clawam How much money has he got?” 1 | Ma, swappin'’ glances j with Claric he Van Der Loon for- tune, at one time one of the greatest in New York, has be nomy, but, you know, inherited soci And the newcom: age of a thousan neatly punched, from the capacious pockets of his fur- But Mr. Floss wi can't do it, Haro! sadly, “Our sal allowed to epi a week. Be with the Oppositio: has paid a large sum for the of giving sto 5 pe thi ATS DARN aks, Van Der Loon mi Loon spent it, say: I says, at's for, then?’ speculative, ppose he'd you didn’t hi had a-plent and then e her She flushed up | the room, Then says I, who It find out. If he ain't good enough poation w r ornament, get it. don't get them things with you out by taking a hundred or sole And be indicated Mrs. Jarr, ind Percival ts too breakin’ out o: I looked at ©: come courtin' yo ool a nack with duds tha amartish look. 1, “0 ain \won't work for a \ you're\ set on him, send him down to the office and I'll give him @ job. If he's any good I'll soon got to marry a man, ere's Charlie Higgin: Hin manners are ore, he can picaadiape h er pulled a pack- i theatre tickets, Vopsright, 1014, by The Press Jublishing « trimmed coa' ed him back. id man,” he said ple are only tickets three times les, our firm has signed mn syndicate, which rivilege \way theatre tickets in our is lady could hel de it, Pa Van Der = Clarice, “How with my: back up, his class sort of ‘Do you it he I says: no money a larice takes after I ain't never been It wi reach at the door Not Qne Did. a ares the lecturer went on, — & in a quizsical way, “I believe! “Did you gt my Tam justified in asserting that be smnee Sumy: nine women out of ten practically Seon. propose to the men they become en- to, Asa test, I would ask all married men in the audience whose wives virtually popped the question to them to rise." There was @ subdued rustle in the auditorium, and in the dense silence that ensued could be heard feminine whispers in concert, “. you dare stand up!"—Pittsburgh Leader, His Little Slip. WELL-KNOWN business mat who lives in hes a ee oe usually goes hom: the Tarte toltrain met @ friend the other day, and most exclusive | ¥! in in town for own up. I don't "t this Per- as got Wl io _shiftiess Weekly. ain't no good, for Clarissy. si , and not a gr eased ite functon.” " id in unmitiga’ ‘Rut, really, I ‘The effuigen evanesc: ‘My dear “The tranaversal in your incandescens counted smoker. He was & loss for a moment how to square himself with his wife, but fin- ally, going to the telegraph office, b wired: ter, your lamp's “Missed the 6.20 train, the waiting. use ‘Wii be heme jasn” mite’ cia at sitter led.’ 1 sexs surrender- and the Ride Home YOU GOTTA DO IT! 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