The evening world. Newspaper, March 3, 1914, Page 13

“we would do-if we could. "aa it te conveniently called, that has Do?” 4“ It wasn't at all a matter of what From Charles Frohman in an upper box to George Cohan in an orchestra chair, everybody with @ programme to mis- guide bim probably asked himself: If “What Would You Do?” by Auguatia MecHugh, author of “Officer SMR" doesn’t suggest o farce, what in ‘BO world does it do? To put it briefly and as painlessly 18 possible, the rest was disappointment. After the ttle came nothing but four acts of the most conventional “drama,” rem its course from Wall atreet to . This is only to be expocted. But when an author with the rare gift of humor settles into the rut of every-day pedestrianism we must confess te as well as rogret. many another before him, Mr. /x/| Expect an Answer BY CHARLES DARNTON. HAT WOULD YOU DO?" was by no means the main question at the Hudson Theatre last night, when the play of this inquisitive title brought out the curiosity, rubbers and snowshoes of that faithful band which knows neither fear nor cold feet. 7 Can't greo with him there. But that's quite another mat- Tura the rasci ut—the headache, | your liver and headache, cons! ion, the sick, sour etomach end foul gases—turn them out to-night with Cuscarcts, Don't put in another day i Let Casoarets sweeten and stomach; remove the sour, and fermenting food and that pe making gas; take the excess bile from “CASARETS” IF CONSTIPATED, Sick, _ AEADAGHY, BILIOUSOIME A BOX waste matter and constipation poi from the bowels. Then you feel A Cascaret to-night will straighte; out by oe | val o cent box from any drug store wi our head clear, igested | stomach sweet, tee and bowels regular and hrm bee feel bully and cheerful for months. Don't forget the children, EASCARETS WORK. 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He is the second playwright within a year who has taken this vital sub/ect in lh only to lot it wriggle out of his a8) wan worth. This wasn’t much, you, & parasite, but the pai ‘To make her case more; Segravating sho was | addicted to, duughter of @ silks, She wore light blue silk when| the husband, who had robbed the bank wh ¢ was employed to keep her going to tango teas and other little affairs, caught her in the arma of the milliona! who had helped her along with a loan of $10,000. It so happened that the husband, at this interesting moment, had taken 80 much money from the bank that he could count @ profit of $300,000 in the stock market. A magazine writer, wise in the ways of the financial world, had urged the bank clerk to cover his $50,000 grab by taking any- thing short of a quarter of « million t the game in Wall strect. As » virtue was rewarded to tho s ff $300,000. Leaving money out of the quest tho wife certainly was at a 4 vantage when she found herself ing an emotional scene tn light bl silk. It was quite an easy matter for her to get out of the arms of the 1 millionaire—but whe couldn't get out |) of that dress. The best she could do ‘was to sink to the floor in it while the husband threatened to bring his $300,000 wallet down upon her blond head. F & moment that scene in “Camille” you know so well trembled | in the balance. It wan a relief to find | that the wallet was not stocked with ready money. When it came to a question of the wife's taking thi $200,000 and the prediction was ma that she would refuse it, the au ence raised a cyn: remained for tho h can't love me and same time,’ d then he bolted to a simple cottage in the country, where | to he decided to devote his ill-gotten gains to building a home for crippled children, A beautiful idea, is it not? Fither the world is getting better, or| ‘ plays are geting poorer. But “What Would You Do?" can't expect an answer that will do it any good. Everything was against it. ‘The acting couldn't help matters. Milton Sills bore up to the best of his ability under the financial bu dens of the husband, while Miss Bei aie Rarriscale looked pretty and e: travagant as the wife. A. 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