The evening world. Newspaper, March 2, 1914, Page 14

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday. March 23 é . ESTABLISHOD BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Published Dally Excent Sunday by the Prose Publianing Company, Nos, 88 te 7 63 Park Row, New York. RALPH PULITZER, President, 63 Park Row. J. ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, ¢2 Park Row, JOSEPH P' é Secretary, 63 Park Row. w York an Becond-Clans Matter. ning| For England and the Continent em@ All Countries in the International Pos Entered at the Po * ——__. OwBcription Ni VOLUME 64... . ccc ccc cc ccc ceecececcsesesees eNO. 19,186 PAYING UP MAY PROVE SIMPLER. income tax reports slams shut at 6 o'clock t “ght. Si of an eleventh hour reprieve, the receiving window for Those who suddenly wake up to the fact that they have) Procrastinated too long may speculate as to the inner meanings of that $20 to $1,000 penalty for the belated, On the whole, New Yorkers seem to have made their returns} manfully, as befits the big city that ought to set an example to the rest of the land. It has been an irksome business. Nobody will pretend the con- trary. Despite carefully planned directness gnd simplicity, the blank was bound to be a puzzle. Many an honest citizen grappled with it, perspired over it for hours, and when—after tearing up half a dozen attempte—he finally got it fille’ out, found himself too exhausted | and grouchy for other business that day. Maybe it will be easier next time. From now on maybe folks will watch their incomes with more care and particularity. Anyhow, the revenue euthorities will no doubt be lenient, re- membering that this is the first try and that even an honest figurer is likely to make mistakes. “One thing is sure: The man whose income is too modest to be mixed up in all the pother can congratulate himself that for once a barden of inconvenience and taxation has openly, in plain sight of everybody, séttled on the shoulders where it belongs. ——— . \nastasone and “aviation” are good words, but nobody ‘ seems to have recalled Horace V/alpole’s little joke about oe. “Airgonsute” and “airgonation,” MORE—AND PLENTY. 0, it isn’t always the fine, powdery variety—the kind that kept Mr. Whitridge and his street cars, indoors last time. Yes- terday brought us a thick, wet, blankety article that first “sodlted as fast as it fell and then, after a little practice, fell too fast fy Fo melt. “Just the way the great March blizzard of 1888 began.” ' ‘The First of March,'1914, found the city checking up s $900,000 ~ Will for snow removal; the streets, notwithstanding, unspeakable eloughs of ice, mud and slush; and—snow falling so hegvily that it etarted avalanches on an umbrella! : *- One thing is certain: Complacent talk about changes in winter and the beneficence of the Gulf Stream can be left out for 7 yWhile in this town. Ail New York wants to hear atput is the 5 Se re rote bee pe atemey Heeeh ext of strongly as testing dynamite with a hammer. The latest citi- sen who thus located a leak is now in the hospital; three of Ble neighbors are laid up with scalp wounds; his own flat Ee Teel edi oti andlor beled danger large chunks of esiling; and the aad Fire Departments ere still angry over the commotion. There ie nothing new about this means of discovering | the origin of escaping gas. Experience has proved that it cam be done—every time. But will no amount of example * ‘and warning persuade people that the method is too rich in i i> b the engine, keep it going and stop motor boat? ge ft goa has decided it does not. Henceforth anybody who on the safety of people who intrust themselves to his boat. “Tipense certificate from each and every operator of such craft? ae Anyhow, there's less dirt in sight both fields, I would say his chances were about five to one, in favor Another point worth coi sidering ts that in older countries fe extremely hard to change from one Seb to another. “Once a clerk al- ways a clerk,” is @ frequent rule. A man chooses his career when leaving thereafter school and cipoumstances often compel him to stay in the call- ing ho has chosen; whereas {i 1914 | CHELOR - |; GIR. y/ HELEN ROWLAND. Copsright, 1014, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Erening World), MARRIED man’s recipe for insomnia: His wife's voice. wd It takes a hard-headed man or @ weak-minded woman to be a con- sistent sinner: most of us haven't any big, black vices, bup just a little sepia streak of all of them. “i The same man who regards his wife's brain as a mere joke, and her opinions as “piffie,” will listen with rapt admiration at her intelligence | when shp begins telling him how wonderful he ts. A man can no more resist the temptation to tread on a woman who sits at his feet than a small boy can resist treading on an invitingly con- venient caterpillar. oe It fs as difficult for a man to remember a pair of “fond blue eyen” when he is gasing into a pair of fond brown ones as it is for him to recall the fragrance of violet sachet when he is inhaling the redolence of Iily-of* the-valley. :} . One thing thet @ married man never can understand is how hin wifs finds out, by instinct, so many things she never could have discovered {a a thousand years with the aid of a professional detective. , It ts impossible to manage a man with frankness; you've simply got to hold @ sugar plum of flattery in front of him and then keep leading him round and round fn circles until he gets so dizzy that he topples right over into your hands. If you told them thoy “ought NOT to be good,” all men would oe angels. Uap nena nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne Domestic Dialogues ——By Alma Woodward— Coprright, 1814, by The Prees Publishing Co, (The New York kvening World), Once to Every Man. Give me @ wash rag. I want to hold RS. B. (fussing be- ery eyes so you won't get soap fore the mantel| Mr. B. (indignantly)—Who's go! Sit ox = Me aa eee soodnees! I'll! airs. B, (shrigking)—Freddie! Ftga- certainly have to; die! Oh, my nh my hair! go tomorrow pene ented he reais ‘es eo ler wi and have ay ae tS enrlliy) a Youve. got it J done. It just falls iwisted around a button on your eoat apart like sticks, it’s so olly, There)" ' you're pulling it! / isn't a bit of fluff left in it. It— Mr. B. (firmly)—Well,” mayt} Dav Mr. B, (grathfully)—Yes, I know.) not so blamed gentle, but I've I know wat these waxed, soepes. that tinted, corseted, frog-eat brilliantined French hairdressers 100K | Frenchie beat to a blanc » id I all that I'm not | when it comes to. shampoo, Beat Mrs, B. (appealingly)—Don't dig ia so with your na! Freddie, you're, Straight From The Shoulder Bweccce Talke to Young <WMen Corres ew ton breaing Went Minding Your Own Business. T'S a well established fact that people who make a practice of minding other people's business for them have no timg left te attend Betty Vincent’s Advice, tc Lovers When Engaged.’ GIRL writes to ask me if twolagain. Other people can do young persons who are en-|thing, bu: gaged to each other should on that account give t eir other vee it to-night? “Well, the Ides o! “Yea, they are come, but ‘The spot that was the acene of You seldom find a busy young man | gossiping. He hasn't time. His time] Senate was then assembled, which cont ia all taken up in making good on bis job. On promotion day the gossipers him pase them and they say: ‘Hub! If I was the boss, now"— and all the rest of it. But the boas knew which ef his young men be wanted ir the bigger theatre, completely proved that it was the work of some demon to guide and call the execution of the deed to that place. It ia said also that Cassius looked ward the statue of Pompelus before the deed was begun and silently invoked it, though he was not averse to the philosophy of Epicurts, but the critical moment for the bold attempt which Dlace iples. Caesar entered the Senate rose to do him honor, and some of the party of Brutus stood around the chair at his back and others presented themselves before him, as if their purpose was to support the prayer of Til- ius Cimber on behalf of his exiled brother, and they all joined in entreaty, following Caesar as far as his seat, When he reflecting their entreaties, and, as they urged them still more strongly, be- River section of the United States Power| He wanted the young man who wasn't wasting his employer's time in idle and unprofitable “gassing,” but was minding bis own business-- which was also the boss's business. ‘The boss wanted a busy body, not ‘thing: There's too myoh of your own business to mind—if you'd make anything like a success of your- other people's private ai hgugh your control of is merely light mental exercise, Centering your attention on own business ts time invested to draw interest. Minding other people's busi- \d neglecting your own is ing interest on some one else's mean that you operates @ motor boat will have to answer satisfactorily had taken his seat and was hundred and fifty questions before he is entitled to fly the He must ‘prove—besides his mechanical experience—that” he ‘aaderstands the “rules of the road” on water, also special whistles, ‘Tights and fog-signals; he must know how to use a compass and how to mavigate at night or in s fog; he must know the location of buoys the waters he frequents and a number of other things that bear blow neither mortal nor severe, for, as was natural at the begin- ing of eo bold a deed, he was confused, and Caesar, turning and held it fast. And it bappened that at the same was struck cried out in the Roman language: are you doing?” And he who had given the blow cried out to his brother ip!" Buch being the begin: those who were not} put privy to the conspiracy were prevented by consternat was going on either from flying or going to aid, and they did not ture to utter a word. And now each of the and Caesar, being Kemmed in all round, in whatever direction he turned meeting blows and swords aimed against his eyes and face, driven about {ike a wild beast, was caught in the hands of his enemies, that all of them should take a part in and taste o' cordingly, Brutus also gave him one blow thorities that he defended himself again ther and thither and calling out, till he sword, when he pulled his toga over bis face and offered ance, having been driven either on which the statue of Pompel blood, as if Pomepius was directing the stretched beneath eal to have received three and : “You villain, Casca, what in Greek: “Brother, and horror at what ad conspirators bared his rd, ". And why not, indeed? The wide cruising rango which the gatoline engine hes given to small pleasure craft imposes upon the in charge of one of these little boats many of the responsibilities ‘a skipper and a pilot. Why shouldn’t he be examined us to his All this does not should not extend when Zeer sympathy or assie' need on It erely means not to wave a “meddling” hand. ‘There's a differ- el nce, Just mind your own business, and your own business will flourish under the mental stimulus ‘Try it. ee Hits From Sharp Wits. that an evil ts to make @ poor ita existence.—All J Favorite Recipes of Famous Women Mrs. Edward S. Fawcett Every eummer the news is full of the dire consequences of put- ‘ting inexperience in charge of power boats. Why not require a ‘ware wounded by one another body. to say something about the deed, the rushed through the door, and, making their eee what had happened, others who had seen it ran away. and Lepidus, who were the chief friends of Caesar, stole away and refuge to the houses of other persons. The partisans nsive indoor sport ia to wit and think what one would do if one had a amiilion Albany Journal, ‘The fact that humanity ts prone to err should not restrain us from en- | joined mistakes.—Albany were, warm from the slaughter and showin, body advanced from the Senate house to t! were fiying, but exulting and confident, calling the who met them. Some e mingled with them, as if they had participated tn the deed credit for it, among whom were Caius Octavius and Lentul: they afterward paid the penalty of their vanity, for they were pu Miss Ellen Acby (Deughter of Senator Prune-Cheese Salad. 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Mr. 13. after)—Whate the why T ean’t. matter? What the—what the— | Mrs. B. (mildly)—But I Lettre ate, Mir od palatal ee it, Freddie. you jus on mi} j goeoent zoe eee Mr. B. (blankly) Liquid oa Mr. B. (explosively)\—Well, why| Mi B. (frantically)—Liquid soap didn’t you think? ‘That's you all over|not*ing! Read the label on that ca ur hus! \n' . (reading)—"Household am- thing. He's a dub, he's a boob, he's; monia. Mra, B. (hysterically)—You did it B. (faintly)—Well, will you] on pu ! You thought it'd go in my ind me! I see through B, (Johnny-on-the-spot)—Of | you' Of course not.|course I will. I'll wash {t right now.| Mr. B. (wildly)—T didn’t. Honest, On the other hand, if @ girl promises! 4; to marry a youny | head down man she tacitly ad- mits that she pre- . fers his society to |hold your breath « uiinute? 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