The evening world. Newspaper, February 19, 1914, Page 20

S’*MATTER, POP?” New York, Thursday. 4 Sketches and Stories SE ALWAYS HELP THe AFPLICTR See THEM GIMME DAS PAPERS S GIMME UM- PRS Is Tas you Or eae ce q Laney S. 1M USING IONE AS A to Te MUCH | LOVE eels. potosdlcl minetty i lout walking Publishing Co, vii Word.) MEN NEVER, GOSSIP. HE bunch in Gus's all crowd- ed to the window to watch the manoeuvres of Mr. Ber- Blodger of Pulladelphia. Ar-|pirtation! a beyond the gift of obnerva- | the meer ee flirtation sty of mere man to describe,| of vogue in 1 ‘Thin remark wa Uke a Christmas tree with |¥rought about because Blodger Jamany « beautiful and equally usc. | had drawn, a amall white handivey ornament, Mrs, Clara Mudridgo- minced toward the subway, for lay docp in Harlem streets (eee peither electric broughams nor could run, and the hour was ing for the tango tea at the Bt"Vitus dowatown, ‘Woman merrie? te came Bernard young man warried to a He tilted the port blue pl “By gollies! for you! Now # smack in the glass windows, for Mr, Blodger was hastening hot foot after the all un. m Saginaw, Mic! Yorker with & visitors from thi enges.' ‘diember em, the yellow and red and white candy hearts with ‘If You Loved Me aa I Love You’ on them?" village anding wer- her ao handful of ‘conversation loz: | AHA! Now VILLIAN- «7 ] KNow WHO AY AY BANE YON RovAL duke ! AHA HEY, CENTRAL, WHATTA YOU MEAN CUTTING NUMBER madam? gag!” growled Mr. Jarr. by gollies, she says ‘Yon, laimed Gus. “By chim- hen my wife Lena goes T am going to sce sho has two dosen handkerchiefs mit i I'll be right behind mit an shoot any loafer what comes ‘t insulting her, even if she je crowd of inquisitive men turned back to the bar an Mr, Her- nard Blodger and Mre. Clara Mud- ridge-Hmith, chatting most affably, dinappeared down into the subway. “You ought to tell your boss about it, " auld Mr, Kangle. “Oh, I ‘t say there's any harm in it, but young and frivolous." it her friv, then,” suid Mr, Jarr. f sho flirts like that with that tin horn sport ehe'll be justly punished.” “Woll, I tell yoQ what,” sald Rat- ferty the builder, the soonost mend jour business, so I wasabos if we juat In nothing and take good care that we nothing.” jure!" said Mr. Slay just been thinking, sup the wimmens seen what we seen; or ec, it would be all over Harlem maybe there was no harm in it,” sald j Gus, |etout But, \pe Ra good thing only us fellor e paw. Phew! Bul Mrs. Btryver had lamped tt!" Mrs, Torwilloger!” s Stein OLN eto LLAS du | SHAKE AXEL T Sv FAR He BEST PIECE Ce ACTING You'vE DONE OH, AY ADMIT BANE * AY BANE VON ME OFF?” GIVE ME THAT AeAIN ! GLADYS, WILL You —— ‘ Albert, the street sweeper. ‘She |of the flirtation S26 serene’ aunt ike that ornate dame any too | tance they had witn much as it is.” It will be noticed that none present spoke of the enormity of the offense Copyright, 1914, by The Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Evening World), OH, HELLO GLADYS ! I'VE BEEN HAVING AN AWFUL TIME GETTING You - usm Conrright, 1914. by The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Kvening World.) VELL: LES SEE DAS PICTURE BANE Look Like ! ARE YOU LISTENING ?, WILL YOU — G'WwAN AWAY FROM HERE ¢ acquain- |men utterly absolve themselves from it would | all suspicion of gossip and tattle and have appeared to their own wives. It | then thei is other men's wives that gossip al- ways. In the first place, all married | swore themselves to secrecy at Mr, THEN—SHE TURNED AROUND. ir wives, Bo the little band of observers all Blodger’e dupiicity and Mra, Mud- ridge-Smith's indiscretion and bur- ried home to tell their wives all they had seen and add a little of what they suspected. That evening Har- lem buzzed, What Pat Needed’ E conversation turned to Pat in ‘ashington club, and Con- Wiscons! ‘as reminded of ho esteemed citizen of that Sta! got tangled up fm a recent railroad wreck. ‘When the smoke had cleared away and the wreck, which wasn't a very j serious affair, waa pulled apart, Pat's friends found him sitting b track holding his head in one hand and his leg in the other, said mem- mae durin’ a fotght.’ “Never mind, old fello’ thetically returned the not #0 as it might and you will get Henry A. Cooper of } 2° of bumps. ¢ an’ a bloomin’ mule had stepped on A Message To Thin, Weak, Scrawny Folks An Easy Way to Gain 10 to 30 Ibs. of Solid, Healthy, Permanent Flesh developed men and Y means of gently functions of the them over to th may reach the “down tissues a litte Ba and nati eal fi out aud ‘on Tt tat ly efticl damages. W" exclaimed P, , 1+—While pin cy ine ie toes in Sampo rvous NOTOYEMEAN - AY FOGGED 0AS FILM 2297» ; They have the same distaguishing gu of the higher gher-priced gollars. 2 for 25 cents ” or found articles in The World will ton at The World's All test vertised and Broaderag; West 125th at, wr Brooklyn. Office,” 203 W, tom ., Brooklyn, for 80 A followiag she priasing oe ie ‘