The evening world. Newspaper, February 11, 1914, Page 20

7 The Eveni ESTABLISHED BY JOSHPH PULITZER. . Pudliehed Daily Except Sunday by the Pres Publishing Company, Nos. 53 tu ¢3 Park Row, New York. eRe ees, 1g By Maurice Ketten Pe AL Br ry | Hl | RAL PULATERR Preatdent, 63 Park Row. J, ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 63 Park Row, JOSEPH PULITZER, Jr., Secretary, 6 Park Row. nt -Of fic York aw Second-Ciass Matter. ine venting] For Bngiand. and the Continent and States ‘All Countries in the International Postal Union, By Albert Payson Terhune. Coprright, 1914, by The Pree Pblisbing Co, (The New York Eveni No. 50—A Practical Joke That Cost Two Million Li (RBENGHIS KHAN sent a peace embassy into Turkestan. The @& | i} ernor of a province there, by way of showing his conterspt for = H 4] the barbarian chief, seized the ambassadors, had their Jumur- ‘ 5 : fous black beards shaved off and sent them back to, dheir A GREAT OP! PORTUNITY. | > — master. The cost of this practical joke swelled to more than two million | J . lives and the conquest of a vast region. It also for the first time targed the Mongol hordes loose into Europe. Genghis Khan began life as a petty Mongo! chieftan. His true same was Temudjin. In a few years he seized all Mongolia. = Then an obliging soothsayer prophesied that Temudjin should conquer the whole earth, and the young warrior set out to make the pewphecy qume yO. COO. teseeene ssaecestectsssssvsvecsvesNOs 19,167 HEERS for the Assembly’s graft-hunting expedition are not) lond enough to turn the heads of its future members. Critics point out that the investigating committee wil! have but three weeks for ite work, that it has no appropriation for ite expenses, that it means to touch nothing but State highways “un less public interest: ire,” and that it will 1 true. Regent lg Mere retegtodtess fh ‘ public interests require,” an jat it will rummage only among AAAAPPOPOCESS the title “Genghis an” (meaning “ BD a Democratic bygones. Ite chairman is expected to be an old style, f Ame i See ee ee casiiinn tart all cede Gee Se Ss Republican who hails from the furthest confines of the State and tannnnrrornnve’> He soon decided to confine his own conavests ite d who will be one of five guaranteed dyed-in-the-wool Republicans on a, ~~ — Hi da the task of aeafag (te test of the eaith AS) sent pence meesaaee to committ = - i ; . | effect, reassuring several startled bh 5 m Turkestan Gaike acces | F : one baton of envoys with shaven taovs., If thie committee wants the public to believe that it means busi- | Among the Mongols @ beard was not only a mark of true manhogd@ it ness it will hasten to put up proofs of its zeal. If it rises to its| of rank ‘There was something half sacred about it. Men (as new- Le eestir—vhick is every bit os hg as that _ = M4 the , hands on & mane ‘oaed rence re eet ya sxoreeston “to Sear tn) Aa i i i i —i y, p) P yy was a dire nt, beard was moi net nghie Khan Be bere fer tanta provd place fn the Story of New York. U4 0 pi Oo sj { A committee which subordinates politics to a determined effort - A | habitants rallied to drive back the Mongol invader. In the very fret ¢ te get to the bottom of the rottenness that has crept into the hand- | : , 4 “ ae ee oneel tas Momeni, cocaueriie. ovary army or ely, Ceotre ling of the State’s business will have the enthusiastic eupport of every | be 7 | them, Meantime all over Europe panic terror reigned. In churches geed citizen from the St. Lawrence to the Battery. a 4 ; pe: Saveat pA iriiiehreneresstonvme ~~ i i tie -ond = : “From the fury of the Mongol hordi Lord, del 1" " a da other hand, an aigoe Republican clique pouncing on averpunals we Bovearegtterstein Leet wus poigednet ; 4 graft evidence accumulated by Commissioner Osborne and Dis- = Fj au Tivgeed Lay! Bn ived Lip avenging thes ooo Ve 7 ‘ ; y Ree mi ol was 5 rf Ba shaped Whitman, and elyly fixing up the same for Boss Barnes g 4 \ Paperoeredtieedhpentale Ml oe Aonrd sleged. This was the “Oil 5 foe in the campaign next fall, will only fill us with impatience ~ , e 2 g Genghis Khan entered Bokhara at the head of his yelling armyp?dad all diegust i ip ’ g ; yg) rode his horec up the steps of the city’s principal mosque, There, turning aoe a ||| / Z =" LY jz4{ | to his followers, he shouted: “The hay is cut! Feed your horses!” Bs Quite right. Make ‘em move into the new Municipal Even the dullest soldier recognized this strange speech ab a permiggign Building. With a $15,000,000 marble home, there is no reason to plunder at will, And in a moment the work of looting began. os why thie city should go on forever paying board bills for mem- Bokhara was sacked. Its inhabitants were murdered with te tortures. At last only a heap of smoking ruins 6] bers of the municipal family who think they would rather ? ee a cis chet truce ee ted iv \, Aes ‘The Insult One city after another was treated in Itke fasion. ‘room, Revenged. Here and there a few skilled artisans were \ a were shipped to Mongolia as slaves. But, exceperfor MAKE A START, ANYWAY. L-MEANT PLANS to end theatre ticket speculation in thie city are already taking the form of legislative bills and municipal ordinances. x When determination to put a stop to thie long-standing abuec at last shapes iteelf into definite action it is up to everybody to fall $m and eupport the most-popular pian—eyen though ite defects mark it a6 only an experiment. Assistant District-Attorney Train, after studying the matter, . these, all captives were slain. In and around. Moerat alone 1,600,000 persons are said to have been massacred. Russia wag,jn- vaded during this campaign and its strongest armies routed. R At last Ghengis Kahn tired of the bloody sport and turned his attention again to China. The debt was paid. The shaving of the envoys wag fre- oaks’. Sa Mother Monologues ° By Alma Woodward = Copyright, 1914, by The Prem Puttidhing Co, ‘New Tork Brening World). nail brush. I should think you'é be On Diplomacy. Ashamed to go to bed with these EGGIE, look at hands. 7 ; 5 ly the scheme might be worth trying. But whatever the price PAABAAABBAAIIPISIASIISIABAIBDBI BIAS Hing, and tell! good-night once. Oh, wall, Tit {fae pays for hie seat, and wherever and however he obtains it, the E F E E TIO 8 A A Widower Sometimes Marries on Pi urpose; time ‘Oh, = put ont the light, and. t ee at each theatre sold through « central agency at an advance of aty-five cents on the present price. AMthough the idea of one agency does not suggest increased con- eyerage theatregoe: ld like to feel th ° is ti you can, dear,|turn right over and €0 right to MST Gs 0 cts ane Gls of maitiog the toot wonk oe ABachelor Always Through Sheer Accident Now, look hard) 90d, Bight, Precious and you'll be| What? What are we doing? Page greap of seats actually uneold at that moment. ALALAAAAALLABALSABRSAGABIARAAARABAM sure to got it|!* smoking his pipe and playing-ena- field and I am reading the , be F . . . right. What? Half past seven?|fews ‘in’ the mewn aie : If the eevts are all in the box office rack, subject to order only actor; but if you want to win his heart tell him that you LOVE to hear! now, you KNOW that tsn't right,|didn't hear any one eating: These te ‘@izeagh the box office window or by telephone from accredited agente, | bim sing! Reggie. It's elght o'clock, and that’s| nothing here to eat, You heard gape han be has that certainty and convenience into the bargain. your beatine: faniian e e ene % The yoke of matrimony {s so heavy that a man sometimes has to find| Hop right along, dear, because you! What? A drink? No, you Gemt an afMfinity to help him bear it. have to get elev +. It d@ to be hoped that our experiments will keep us moving in @ half hours’|need a drink. You had a gleam. @t *ihi-tirection. >. Yes, mamma will go in and|milk and two glasses of water Just turn on the light for you, and then|before you went to bed. You ent Fi ; ho Copyright, 1916. by The Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Frening World), When you tell a girl that a man has “{fdeals,” somehow she sort of rey ie Snaremed. von can her} be BB os edhe . a . an ¥ turn off. it? ‘ou tl % ‘The country wiN giadiy knock off paying its taxes long ARRIAGE fs the actd-test that brings out all the gold or the dross| dreads ro meet him for fear his collar will be too low and his brow too high. No Reggie I won't undress you.|hurte you? “Where? On, Rewates, enough to watch Mr. Rockefeller come across with his. 1h) sean's compoettion. You're old enough to undress your- eally? It hurts you to ewal: When a man sighs “No woman loves me!” you may be sure that a lot | self. an gos Gon't fest eae eer: low? Baby! Mamms's darling! = a ; Not all the henpecked men are married; nobody but a bachelor with|of them do. Only an amateur acts as his own press agent in advertising | want me to undress you. ts SILVERY SMOKEST ‘ACKS. 8 doting mother and a watchful sister knows the true meaning of “home| his prowess with the fair sex, Pep ualace oe oe foe ie | ma 4 le tule” and petticoat tyranny. do, Reggie. I'll not do another blessed | Yes, I'll ten On the light TTHE ergent request of residents on University Heights the It is awfully hard for a woman to go on being a hero-worshipper after |thing, understand? No, you can't|Darling, why didn't you tel Union Blectrio Light and Power Company phils pera Many a man who fs too tender-hearted to pour salt on an oyster will| she hi rried her particular “hero” and seen him standing before the | seem between the ea Times ri rive you te hurt x pour sarcasm all over his wife's vanity and then wonder why she atways| mirror “de-<co}lar-tee” and swearing at his razor through a cloud-burst of | don’t care whether soldiers do sleep honey; t! the four towering smokestacks of ite new Harlem generating | shrivels up inside her shell at sight of him. soap-lather, j Between Bisaxers, Toure nee G oot |sieae of }@ retiring gray celoulated to “melt into the sky.” —— (Shects, “Now, don't irritate mamm a, |e OF course angel; of course, meen. + @ashouses in certain sections of the city have adopted gray paint If you want to interest a man tell him that he should have been an A widower sometimes marries on purpose; a bachelor always by sheer| Reggie. Mamma is not in a very/ma'‘il lie down ide you and night, ’" . |. There, there, y emecilont results, Everybody admits that huge brick-colored author; if you want to flatter him, tell him that he should have been an accident. Oe eaten, youve got {0 brush your find meet the bad, 0} (i 3 rising dark and dour into the air give a dismal, sordid tone ee pte —|teeth. No, it won't do as well if you ° e a brush them twice to-morrow morn- at all eeout i Gases Gay prospect. And the same applies not only to gashouses, hui Hits From Sharp Wits. Great Master pieces of Art it all about it. Once upes a : ing. And wash your hands with t! ‘tise,to werehouses of formless, blank-wall type. hattleshtp gray” thet ehouid render ships as nearly as might be © core nny airis begin with silk VIEW OF VENICE. By Francesco Guardi, 1712-1793. Words You Use Incorrectly _ The United States Navy spent a lot of time and money to find|, '" saving things for a rainy day dnviaible. Maybe something even better can be devised for painting | Don’ beats ak eadenr : EST effects ana himneye and ges tanks in the city. Penne | soot Tike ner mother at ‘Atty. "This te “partly” or “almos' ouite eeene 7 V the use of eom- A 1 4 4 4 @ fost age. wholly, entirely, co tely. To say ¢ < trasting ‘me- pale, silver gray, with a faint luetre, is, for example, almost 8S “I to say “I am : terials give this Apdietinguishable in misty weather, while in thé bright, clear sun- e inside et en ariinmactio. have the inside of an arithmetic have a light with which this city is happily blessed to a greater degree than Fong ERE TNCgR Of BRUISE: ther capitals euch a tint might help an unsightly stack to take on a| og ultivate the habit of amiling right . after breakfast, It may be a strug- ssemblance of almost ethereal lightness and grace. gle, but it i ‘s wonderful tonic, il am partly, or cram” nek wot blouse the belere suggestion that le RECOLLECT—Recollect is wrongly - as a synonym for “remember.” new and smart, ‘The It means the mental re-coliecting of blouse portion te*eut what we cannot at first remember. Z y in one piece ‘with. If, for example, we cannot remember ; ——— $e Be thankful for small favors else @ name we try to recollect it. - 4 eres ele athe you might have no cause to be RELIGION and PIETY — These How long did you say, Mr. Murphy? thankful, words are indorrectly used to mean Wi the same thing.’ Religion is one's ‘ e are stitched to creed. Piety fe cae's condone, here i blouse. Plain ze ood ness, ‘There are doxens of Re- wg ured foulard are the igions. Therd is but one Piety. materials illustrated, Rryan, in his capacity of peace- maker, should turn his attention to the baseball situation,—Macon ‘Tele- graph, —The “Please re- y bi Anti-saloon people in Old York mit? ta gimost ye RA as it te 5 wiih beet a Btate want all liquor labeled with ‘While it is derived from Z | net woutd be e: \- STaclatmes Treasures.” ly anything that ta put before me. | {he Skull, and crosabenes, One ingly dalnty a — Also the salaries pald to atenographers | when it inn’t selser it’s polson.—To- pa gt Mea ig @e._ intend marting tn some other | edo ‘Blade, y \ . me Oa in : f tred ‘ai woul | fee a ees preceread, pnd wou 4 ——— By Evelyn Hamilton Eden. mittance,” you / Pag charming, x \) against. This ought to be of interest Favorite Recipes N all of the principal galleries of ice, All bis life was spent about | pl; ing that you ‘will wend a surrender " /. For medium” to many other readers. iW. the world one will find here and| the city of canals and all of his paint- | Or, 6 Oretcnten | word is wrong- : tie Tome rons igree the Home Groach, of Famous Women. sane Poikyvd vei wpote that | {ite of her aapects by day and. by fully, used ase synonym for “reat. o terial 27. 1% youtae, Lol Evening World SEE etand out ym the darker walis,most| night. This jcture is ene before | less.” e a of a,horse 1% y 44 in, Wwhde, qhtewering “Tired Wit Mrs. Woodbridge N. Ferris, \noticoably the radiant pictures of ae. a minp Df stutenta will always |not.stand still as “resti “Res- with 1% yaa, anything worse ¢ of fig- Francesco Guardi. He lived ‘enice| be found, owing to its marvellous|tive” actually means “standing st ured 37, 1% yous, nue “ J\ \\\ | id with uch I Pineapple Dainty and seemed to know nothing elne but | drawing. 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Secnget at cae Fried Noodles. hon the cma ice @ ouain alte Very | somo The cree ann) ee dueeeniea’ by Tespect of i thin. lave re ett it t) LJ ine when 1idren, 4 EN you find. three or four|o¢ a {tly salted. ‘Drop | stowed prunes, California style. a ae wie aink, will be floating @ steve or