The evening world. Newspaper, February 10, 1914, Page 18

7 ADWICE (6 NOT TO } 0 IN THERE! “They're. If the shops tn |... ‘Byiag equedrens together, reap San goes to buy abe YAAS - Ay KNOW AY BANE Good , MOVIE ACTOR AN’ HIS LAST BLUFF “e dren? But Initing friends are the Cackle- girls of Philadelphia and your ned farm! abandoned farm,” Mr, Jarr. it should be!" suapped Mrs. ir, Jarr was about to advise her| not to think of them and add that! they were Mrs. Jurr's relatives and | not his, but he thought he had better gay nothing, D) said Mrs, Jarr, . Jarr had no money, of course, and Mrs, Jarr remarked with a sigh, posed she'd have to pa: x the two Miss Cackleberrys, who were fighting in their room over | who had grabbed off the best of the | jewelry they owned and fought over in common, the bargain hunters de- Both the Miss on paying the carfare. Furthermore Gladys Cackleberry dime and a nickel in the conductor's hand first. Mrs, Jarr shut her bandbag with a violous snep. She knew it was up to to finance the expedition the rest berry po of the great oly just ag the liveried porter anal two stout and elabo- rately attired ladies to alight from a great limuusine. “YX dded her sister. “Think of able to go in 2 store and the doorwali lead you to the cae at's ez BAD E2 A Tin CAN. AN I ALWAYS THOUGHT, YHey wuz SecH GOOD LITTLE. “Boys Fan for the Home and the Ride Home +1-1-1-1-1 You LET TowTHER ALONE: HE ITH OUR THIGNAL “THrfou7. +E rt HERE H WIG: WAGSIN| ay} NO Guy Ane FLicg] FIRE OE ANY es GET AWAY WITH (Te /© AY BANE GET DAS JUMP, NIFTY; Tumet ‘Ouppright, 1014, b vine New Wore ane Wena A HAIR-RAIOZR. A spinster who hailed from Chenango Determined to learn how to tango; » But she lost her pet curl called, ia not so gréatly considered |Cackleberry declared. | \ by the stores as you think, I pay| Buddenly there was a football rush MAD. WAR! | essh and run no bills,” of flyin: wetgee of women converg- | There was @ young chap in the Bronx ‘And there isn’t a store in this city jing on then, ‘he taffeta eale is on!' | Whose auto horn blasted loud hon: Y tore in Prilsdelphia!™ eulited fatr and the fair . ¢ WHAT Do You Know Te (GE, FLO ay GUESS THEY C \eane rine mei f egKs could be brought so far and _| keep fresh.” wholesome boyhood play. He the following story in the National Month- ly to show how some youngsters are hampered: Gordon, seven years old, was play- answered the boy, cross- ly. ain't allowed to, If I had my old pants on i'd have been dead long ago. meee ao Hungarian Eggs. HE prudent housewife looked at T the crate of eggs suspiciously. “Are these fresh American eggn?” she asked, “Yes, ma'am,” clerk. “You're sure they're American?” “su “The papers way that lota of eggs are being imported from Hungary It stands to reason that no auid the grocer's An Easy Way to Get Fat and Be Strong in folks who in weight is that they insist th or stuffing it rubbing on useless “These aren't Hungarian eggs, an see it yourself, it's easy to tell a Hungarian egg.” ma’am," cried the exasper- clerk, “you take an egg and put ler a setting hen and let it . and if it hatches a chick and he grows up to be a rooster and he crows Hungarian you can know that tricked into bi Buffalo | Neh COLLAR} You will like the satin ' laundry finish of the A | fabric. ' 2 for 25 cents Gxvetr, Peanopy & Co., Inc., Taov, N. ¥, Makers of Annow Surara ie” Three Electric Hearing A! will make you We Give a Free Demonstration | DAILY From 9 to 5 Of Audipheme. Ear Vibsator and Opera Phone Attachment, Sold at the Price of One on Monthly Payments 15 Days’ Trial Cal) or write for paritoulare to