The evening world. Newspaper, February 9, 1914, Page 16

Fun for the Home and the Ride Home OH, YOU WANTA PLAY SOME OTHER Posi TION? WHY DON'T You THREATEN ie New Fon ing World.) = 7 Come. Of You SUR = YOu | CowArn! You GUTTER! AW! WHAT'S TE USE? ata ai HELLO "AS 1S Maay.] i, You Saar we Ae poe Guy 7" GoTRox’s DINNER tary balm demanded—and skimmed} The Irreverent Cynic, | ravine I'l break his jaw, if 1 do| was @ mere child—didn't I tell yout” across the high spots of a society seven years’ hard labor for it.'"—/ ‘well, what ha; a divorce sult or two and giving some| FOHN D, ROCKEFELLER jr, was|New Orleans States. wpa b ; Mrs. Jarr Must Rest, So She passing girlish attention to a Becriive condemning cynicism at Heal —————— Poy ao be went iaie to school when A murder or two, Miss ye skip} H term opened, I was years 2 quickly through the marri d rebel : a Feed the Brute. , Is Off to a Bargain Counter sucy cmoum, ‘ue, mermigens tnd)" nothing te boty to the cynic nel | : Shen Me 206 hie case. wee boeieney " a people, but with maidenly modesty |@#!d. “Why, even marriage ta a tar- | 66 § ignored the birth announcements, | set for his darts, something | City and never stop, till the next trouble with the Government for mis-{over the struggle for the paper, Ming| Parenthood not being @ society func-| “Apropos of a married man whose fided one of the girls. ith me to re- you'd think there was nothing but r Irene yawnin; thi look here! Sale of chiffon taffetas, T aad, * Eee eee ea ey eee eee aia and Wenry IN this Worlds Just | RaKe ee bea ne Ae hous the | resents the yard, especially isipaeced |the other day at the club: asked the enkcemt, rs I et te cad TO ctethinme gan “Ah, it munt be restful there.” because, she has ectatica and noth: X “ ‘Poor old Bmith! He's got a gooa| “Ob. course tlive something to sat!" *—=Clevelgns— wns ets” said Mra, Jarr, “when Clara |ing seems to do her any good.” “! tired that my"—here Miss “Where?” (Mre Jerr. “tat's| wife, though, It's when « man's in wasn't in love with him. You see he Plain Dealer. ur }- 8m! was af ‘aim vc “Buch people make me > she eotd | it coat there A hundred Gol; stared, Mine Irene Cackleberry, a 8 ia looked around a om before the bargain | trouble that be learns the value of a lars , and ehe ori r eyes oul irs. Stryver wi er town car and| ,, to nee tho Women who had moro th money enough to take tango che something dreadfully, pla ad LL “"Yes! eneered the cynic over his jewelry and clothes than ehe |, |lessons from the President of e ass of buttermilk Pe ite hunband wan. eo Jealous of | United Bates.” at Eo aria, . Animated Soda Fountain. fis property. in i ane are her, and they both lost so much} 1 * yald Mis» Gladys Cackle~ i FEW da: x Washington Star. Robey at the Beach Club that they Tet _mo neo tho newspapers, | Cut of the quer Say wins A Cinta ShnGeend oe pomlaebe ad an 01 “ : Ba ie PA ee Atal flames there wiet ze, there, any, ,imore abduction or) “rhe Moditerranean is delightfully tech or twenty children, froin Muscular Religion. @ woman who blackmailed her by|" «7ne ers are awful dull,” said restful and expensive,” interrupted|one of the East End schools was lle papers Ny Miss Gladys Cackleberr: taken on @ visit to a small dairy fo ISHOP CRORE said the other Gay RED ‘ a threatening to accuse ra publicly | Miss Irene Cackleberry, who had pos- |”, 7 al airy for of a ok bs weati", This ts a favorite, well] of stealing her diamond-studded gold | vesnod herself of the morning newa-|, 1 think I'll just stay right | the purpose of instructing the little & clergyman who advocated a meying of the sex. The|meshbag—the woman's, I mean,’ yaper and was trying to read it .. I don't think I could get up| folk in the mysteries of butter mak- standing army: MAN we they could have a good| “Ah, the rich are the lucky Mivout letting hor sister neo it,[ Out of this chair if I were to hang] ing. “Muscular Christianity ts all very pa MR on the premions never |Nothing to worry then “Why, for days there hasn't been a a are atthe viniting voune Inala ink Sota ware areatly interested in Woll in ite way, no doubt; but when- ; ; awh : ’ ‘ re ‘ ere bath ‘the Misece Coskloberey, [girl abbaldn't rend’ 8 YUE lappeured to notice Mry. J Rillking, the cows seemed to attract |cver 1 see an ebullltion of it I think of THE NEW SPRING STYLE “On, girl: not chatter ao!" | #estion of what might tem more attention than anything else, | Be revivalist, moaned Mri y “I am so tired, Lod to activity, but Glad Finally oné bright little hopeful, after| “A revivalist on a etreet corner was - ast thing gets On my nerves, , i . don't fight!" length at sight of h of prom- | and asked: young men, he said: MAKE: OY’S BEST This fast remark wus elicited be-| ine headline. te “teacher, do they get a different |” "Let us now knee RS OF TROY'S PRODUCT the two sisters had clinched| Having read enough of the details | favor from each spigot?" itteburgh fellow with the te I Faas Wes os ht—what J pane pt a) per - w morning at daybreak. Use of the mails, But to hear her talk | Gladys coming up with the spolis and| tion, and then she cried aloud: “Oh, | a had become involved, I sat “And did you return bis affection?” | member x by—any little thing’ And 4 offt- "At Pain, Beach. they never stop ou ie eretiees | eal ‘ 0 them!" And: they all | wite’ int.