The evening world. Newspaper, February 7, 1914, Page 10

Sketches and Stories ‘S’MATTER, POP?” YAAAS ALL THE CHAPS ARE WEARING THEM, You Dib SO WELL YESTERDAY AXEL - FALLING Down THAT CLIFF “THAT I'M GOING 7% OFFER Youd 10 To 00 A BIG STUNT FoR TopaysS FuM! YOu HAVE To DIVE THROUGH A window TO ESCAPE THe vittAN'S BOMB! - ANYTHING FOR, das #10 N_ LOVE WITH aI NETH MITH- You MUTHT HAVE. Suet THINK OF CT ATHET OF THETH BookTH ! AND do You KNOW ALL THE GREAT ROMANTHETH/ | ANY gl teens Thor Hit ToRY ARE IN THETH OF Love ? WO Paccru- ONW WevEN nod pa ORE ss PoLLARTH A THET } y tle will be sweeter music to my ears than Yeaye playing the Meditation from ‘Thais!'" gushed Miss Gladys Cackleberry. “And how I long to see dear old a again!” exclaimed Miss ly| turned up their noses in acorn, They W | intended to c! the worst. Actors give ravings about it every, Une ry, set S cnanes 2 earn @ living by leaving New Yo: berry girls in unteon, with a show. The theatrical business “on the road” the past few seasons er ore Wire 20 00 8° | 2S Enea tote teat enw heceie eat le eeaeereemacives that they ai6 to dear old Broadway much | te the implication that 1t was! Sonar than they used to aa are net of tbe Mien. Cackloborrys, forced to'leave hao often aa of re, ‘wasn't the home of the But next to actors originally from a An li know, Their|lowa, Philadel are, the ate Was in Philadelphia—only they | “Thoughts lke these were pover home. ;Jarr’s mind when he heard the youn, rn their nostalgia for thi - it metropolis, But he said noth ia peo; ardent “real New r. in Mr, al Malaria for me!" ladies lady visitors woul eal pr t inion of his with | married |manded Mr. Jarr. i MaTs 'T' ACTION f “TAKE coher Spice: ONE “THWEET THTORY TELLTH OF A THAD NOUNS MAIDEN WHO WATH Loved RY A MAN OLUER THAN HERTHELE! ONE DAY HE CAME. “To “THEE HER AND HE BROVGHT HER A LITTLE Book. “THITH Book “TOLD OF HiTH Love TTHWEET An! THIMPLE - . hk kekakakekekakakal akalol al of of of of of of ol al al ol al alcal ak al aktalal The Jarr Children Have Been Doing Very Nicely, Thank You" ==". AKHALSABAHSAADASLLAAAAAAAALAAAA ALR RM sweet, innocent children! Where are) an & cup of tea!” cried Mins hey? she moaned, oi Cackleberry, noting Gertrude bad brought but one cu Gertrudi look that plainly satd: only way you'll get a cup of tea in this house between meals!’ Mr. | gay bau berry the two Miss Cackleberrys ited anything el lo, thank you, Gertru pered Mre. Jarr sadly, and her e and murmured r, dear, little children mn running Presumption in Mra, . expressed it, having # name some- whet resembling thet But they did’ not voice this objection, as they their names the firat opportunity. wonder if the childten have been | M' pointedly asked Mra, Jarr |" i KEL, THIS WILE Aare @ GREAT OH Se y The reas Publishing Co, ‘ork kyening Word.) VELL - GIMME - THIS IS 1 SUDDEN + You Must Give ME TIME ce Dinkston ie telling them fairy stories. They say they don't want to com: 7 exclaimed "It teach them to love The Only Excuse. SCAR W. UNDERWOOD was talking in Birmingham abo: u high prices en’ clothes, ch tariff reform will tend to reduce, according to the Age-Her- sald Mr. Under- & $25 suit con- r. “Mark Twain, after paying a quar- ter for a wretched sandwich at a sea- had made only one cup of said Gertrude, | awful tim 6 must have had! How, Dusenberry wouldn't | could she pacify the children whon | ring they would run night came? Run right down to Myrs.. reets «for thelr moth Dusenberry's und the children! moaned Mra, Ju them come | lesson to me. Ne’ com. |children behind in gers and broak t moaned that she wondered | ¢gain. the house had a thought | rt to bring her a cup of had a aplitting head- ache. This query was prompted by the fect that the heard the ever faithful 1 Jet th the ‘Then ahe . Jarr returned by the time nohoay ‘h Jurr bad cried a little more ished with her tea. Mra, and fin- | in? Has anything ned?" Mrs. Jarr in wild dare Ger- trude the hall with @ tea- wre neh itohan vel @ you char, hing ten ee ‘Well, the fact dor replied, ‘I need t . —— > —_—<—$ should like to aak it To you to m pot for a Jor “Where are my babies? Are they |“ boas,’ the cael |mamed Mose, Mose was driving his You, THe FILM ISNT made YET ! THIS WAS ONLY A f Copyright, 1914, by The Pree Publishing On (The New York Evening W YES- ' MUST HAVE, IME TO THINK IT oveR! Taking Life Easy. | NITED 8TATES SENATOR! LEE 8. OVERMAN of North| Carolina is always supplied | with a stock of good Southern Mr. Overman, “where the! take life easy, a man and his} ve one day sitting on the porch when a funeral procession! passed the house. The man was com- fortably seated in a chair which was! tilted back on its: hind legs against {the side of the house, and was en- gaged in whittling on a plece of wood. ; tl As ine Procession proceeded he said: | reckon ol’ man Willlams has about the biggest funeral that's! r been held around hyer, Caro-| line.’ “‘A purty good-sized one, in it, Bud?" queried the ‘wife, making no effort to move. “*You betcher!’ Bud answered. “I certainly would like to see said the woman, ‘Wh facin’ that way Magasine. aaah ots Better Than an Alibi. OL, G. M. QUARLES, a tobacco! planter in (Christian County, Ky C hes a darky man-servant | boas into town one day when he sud- denly remarked: “Marse Garrett, befoh 1 oe ont. suppose you were gull dey had me w “THE LADY WHO RAN THE THEN—HE TURNED AROUND! Conveight, 1914. by The Pea Prbtishing Co, (‘The New York Evening World), SAY: WASN'T ‘THAT AN AWruL. FEED To HAND OUT AT A PARTY - US SINGIN’ AN ENTERTAIN: ING ALL NIGHT AN' THEY SLIR | US THOSE EATS |!