The evening world. Newspaper, February 6, 1914, Page 22

_ 1 New York. Friday, sand Stories {§’MATTER, POP?” February 6. 1914 Se ORDER TO HOLD HIS JOB AXEL ‘You CAN Have Your JoB BACK ON ONE- |S uA CONWTION AKEL , WHICH (5° To Pos® 6 for A SCENE OF A MAN ROLLING DOWN WAT Cue! | can't GET MY TRY TO STOP Yolrsee! ef Debs KEEP RaLLING ! DANYTHING To GET ‘AT LAST, GLADYS, MY CHANCE NAS'COME’ To TELL YOU HOW ‘MUCH {- WHASSAT ita oe e Jatrs Are Home and— ¢ Cea lys id, oh, Pate to aetess' ~“ * brother-in-law, what his wife can't stand him and throws him out of the house, and he comes over mit me here and cries mit my wife what a feller because I don't want to around. And.my wife If you hare eh a wife you Gouldn’t stay bome don't want her because they ain't go- ing to get nothing if you up, but she sees it that your people will be friends with you after she's arried maybe Stein, the iceman, or Merry, the undertaker, I heard Stoin say your wife Le! a lady what of ice off the wrunt about it, ker, told me he body in this’ big as for your all aig mata att yd ‘ wife Lana goes they ihrow her out, but when she goes home to MY people they make a lar visit of her.” @ wonder she don't stay with them long then,” said Mull ‘Ha! That's because my te got an intell! i Gus proudly "My gollieg!" said Gus. “You never - tell who'll ‘go, next. I mean wife will go ‘next. There is Lena, she leaves me every And sometimes she stays in Ay Fe, ithe Bho Prue Punting Co, Kes ork Byening World.) HEAR Ea Jorr’s wife has left him,” said Muller, the grocer, coming inte Gus's, ostensibly information. neighborhood, up nd”"——— ‘er mind thein tellers,” T can't get in upstairs, and when I you come back, always says, ‘Didn't ho gold fish?” about it? I mean asked Slavinsky. ‘She comes home to ‘Yes, you big loafer! way if you. meet a fello: r hie wife leaves him?" ¥or Plavineky hed a kind heart and don't lat nobody sit on!’* ‘was strong for the domestic ties." “Hal Xe hn W. Rangie, who had come in ble pol we’ ture mit my brass d springs and my. red plush parlor eat what I ee + sata | A “You don't need to say a word,” he remarked. ‘0 be told by the party of elther the first or second part every time you meet them. If you don't know y have to do is to say: ‘How's y wife?’ Or ‘How's your husband?’ the case may be. The deo! pained look will cross the counte- Rance of the near-bereft, and he, or ashe, hay wy n't Li heard? Tr speak of it! the world misjudge me if bat my lips are I mention that name a NEVER tell my side Let wi please! wal 1 will of the story! drop the subject forever, Then they'll back you into and tell all they endured for the injustice they puffered; | | years, then, finally, after it was more than Soak an toga could endure--and just then perhay art t other part will pase. tne. ie wit fogetie the music mute,’ as Tennyson says." “I don’t know the party!" sapped Gus, “Furdermore, what has playing @ flute got to do mit .t? Ed Jarr couldn't piay a pinoiagraph by turn- ing the hand) “Well, anyway,” sald “I think somebod: equare it. for ten years, Maybe he plays pinochle, maybe he stays out late sometimes, maybe he tries to bons in his own house once in a while and finds it, al plausible—" “Possible,” suggested Mr. “I eald a word I'm acquainted with before I_know you!” began Mr. Sla- y hotly, when Gus looked up rough the windows. ‘Why, there goes own wife and them two Mise Cack- spoke up Elmer, the bar- ‘I was going to tell you. Ger- trude, what is a youre, lad: told me been visiting in New y somewhere!” ——— Willing to Be Told. said the sopho- “how do you atudying if 0) ring sroned very night until 11 to 12 o'clock?" | “your mi 0 Sintterand at me Sear Fe you ie C yorking anything \t.! Record-Horald. 5 you're going to be out E4 Jarr with his lings, them young lady friends of his wi he said. ly I know, out Weat A Stretch. LARGE and pompous person, wearing @ long coat, yellow spats and a congenial sneer for several days made himself ob- gxed the beliboys, jeered the ussed the service, roared at One afternoon he porter and said walked over to "Here you, I'm ing to quit this town and go bac! t8 New York, where Ican get some cent service, I want you to buy 7 seats in a pari orolock New York train. Get me two 4 meet me at the tion with Pook to The sents were dolivered train just before it pulled out. of the seats was in car No. 8 and other was located in car No, Saturday Evening Post, hi NEW ORIENTAL ROUTE. 0 from Tokto to ours, This route hrough 14 Mukden, Traine ok, twice a week, The popular route heretofore has been Sy sea from Kobe and requires 144 Sours. ‘ noxious around a Washington hotel | {ri@! ak and the Ride Home Heres ALWAYS AN ANTIDOTE FOR A ROUCH AROUND PRETTY CLOSE IFA FELLAH WILL BAD AXEL~ Youtu To do IT OVER: AGAIN « | FORGOT PuT THe Elum IN! How 'Frisco Was Named. |£8>, “ealing in hides and t arrived at HE first to give the name of San/the mission and erected the first pPle Franciaco to the future Pacific| vate dwelling. In 1839 Jean Vioget {Surveyed the town and latd out coast metropolis were Francls-| streets and lots. In 1841 two Amer co Palon and Benito Cambon, two) cans built a sawmill, and in 1846 Capt. ft Monterey with | Montgomery of the warsloop Ports: ‘seventeen dra-|mouth raised the American flag on goons, with their families, and estab- | what became Portemouth Square, and lished the Spanish mission of San/a little later # ship arrived from New Francisco, In 1835 William A. Rich-| York with 200 Mormon immigrants, rdson, an Englishman, erected ‘This little community was known as first tent on the site of the present | Yerba Buena sixty-seven years ago, ‘three miles from the mission, on when the Alcalde officially changed ts Dupont street, id ame to San Francisco, 2 FOR 28 CTS,’ EARL & WILSON “MAKERS OF TROY'S BEST PRODUCT _ MAN THE NEW SPRING STYLE in dealing in hides and tallow. The ; A iD