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A kind man 1 teppl t of the wind the calf etruck always stepping out of the windows calf until it The Fire Was a Success when classes were dismissed and run-| 66 HEY tell me you've lost your ir = new Genator from New ‘safely boside the cow. The Cd \ ning up and down the ladders, Be- hired man.” Hampshire, Henry F. Hollis, |imal went up to the mai began) f R W S J [interesting here Ne are Si eaTe mee “Yep; best farm hand I told one the other evening at |to lick bis coat, ; th ds ed | ver had.” a ban but was frank eno | “That was the cow's way of ex- OF © ROT ore Sav Mey of ‘ut the’ windows, because | “Shot What wus th’ matigr?” Rea ee uailent tak te es ein ance nen FSIS SSSR SSB ASS SS BBB SB there aren't any windows.” “Nothin, John's a German, you| moving picture show. It a lteearaes: whom the man narrate: who lived across. the way, a tenement house child here from the| ‘Here's the fire!" cried Mrs. Jarr. | know, and these here Germans hev| si naa fallen into the ditch ana| “Not. at all!" retorted the wacon” caied ak, ane 4 rushed over to tell them, ‘The Bloom. city to tell the reporters wh t | “It must have been the Dinglebend- | what they call the wanderlust. It's| man standing near. “The cow jurt gut before we get there,” susgested | CM hanks thanked her coldly, hut from the city papers, what sunshine (of Sarace,” sald Mrs. Jarr. | ™ "a | somethin’ thet keeps ‘em movin’ from above, bellowing, stood the mother,| naturally thought she was lickin: as, Jarr, tara he Ktood around talking te ~ an orchid, raised in the Bloomer-Bur- \where it stood and I don't see 1 ene Pines oe eens an’ don’t let ‘em jeave the Washington Star. “That's st tt," himpered rs. family the pnt the butler to tell her bank c . eta: J A dies bebe ee | hey wer Vol at ROMS. | And when Tagh Sonmervalanies brought into:Rer moh they moved. the ware away} ‘That's queer, ain't it, How long the how any arrived the butler ra. t rom the fire," said an assistant fire " the Bloomor-Burbanks in |teeoynived T local tradesmen on! didn't route tonne cuogmar Burbank | ohiet @tanding by. "It was one of) in years."—Cleveland uisine, all the swells of East |the ropes uested the fre com- ier" ala Bre door those portable garages, and it wann't rla, and yet if we go back to| pany to e the premises by the)" "“gne doesn't, but everybody hopes|!nsured. ‘The old Ingersoll runabout a " the fire will be over.” adeomen's entranc |ahe will; that's why all the Commis-| pf jack Dinglebender’a caught | fire GA roxewoon poco Ags aine|.."They must be very exclusive peo-| sioners’ wives insist Mr. Bloomer OAs a an MARSDEN'B only recom- Coors, 1916, by The Prem Rublidiag Co. Jan't we say we just dropped in?"| jie!" remarked Mra, Jarr, |Burbank handle all the bond inaues of | Moved the garage from around it. RS. (The New York Ereving World.) asked Gladys Cackleberry. “That's what | have been telling you! East Malaria.” IeDan the bowling alley peut fire mendation te society was the ' “Yes, but really, I'm corresponding] about!” replied Mra. Jenkins. “But! “It's a nice schoolhoure,” remarked | @ ac) i great wealth left her by an 6 HAT « lovely night for 8] oetary to the Civic Club, and |! know they'll be disappointed—tho |Mina Gladya Cackleberry, ‘as they | Know, the new big hook and ladder RED fire.” This was the com- ‘4 Bloomer-Burbanke, 1 mean—because | passed at the back of a fine brick | ‘he Syracuse aerial 1 nded the new theatre last eve- should Le receiving on the fire line, y extension ladders, was housed in th naa deaard on ail eldes fl | it isn't the new xrammar echoolhouse | edifice, "But what are all those iron if 5 and it's euch a chance to get ac-| burning, after -all,’ ¢ S ber of . It had gone to the| Min anpounced to a mem MAN he back the smart set whom she happened to ~ deni with 1 | quainted with the Bloomer-Burbanks,| “Why will they be disappointed?” |" fire—had to the amart set who Myre. Edward Jarr of Harlem and the | yo, xnow, they have lived in Kastlasked Irene Cackleberry, as the three |Mrs, Jenkins, “Mr. J we Mise Cackleberrys of Philadel- \ " “Indeed,” said the social leader. Malaria ten years and never speak to, [adios hurried on to the scene of the Commissioner and he fought to have | "Styy, CT ad Re asked Mre,| “How are the acoustics of that thea- THE NEW SPRING STYLE burried to the fire that had all | anypoay!” i fire. a bond issue to put the most im- | yenbins. (ud a ‘4 : ' | “Because Mr, Bloomer-Burbank i® proved fire escapes. on the new | °° “The what?" queried Mrs, Marsden. last Malaria’s best people Mmenay! “Indecd?” remarked Mrs, Jarr, | bond salesman. He sold the bonds school.” | A phonograph and some tango 2 FOR 25 CTS, | records,” f.| “The acouatic properties,” rapied tine EARL ~ “Yes, indeed!” Mra, Jenkina ex-/that built jew acho@house, and — “But,” sald Trene Cackleberry, “the | ants everrhady te her the dene: | other woman, & WILSON ‘OR, Gear!” cried Mrs. Jenkins, s*/ plained. “When the [he wou Bloomer-Bur- we vell the bonds to fire escapes are against the blank an. ing is about to commence.” “Oh, yea,” sald Mro Marsden, quiei- | MAKERS OF TROY’S BEST PRODUCT i. build one, Mra, Hloomer-Bur- wall only.” ay bs - ly--"the acoustic pregerties, Why, do the acene of conflagta- | banks' roof caught on fire by a aky- pank i jeud of the East Malaria “Well,” said Mra, Jenkins, “they aria! yeu eres eA A in. you know, It mak me wav * sake dor_—_____ rote at oath of es Man ap igs ig 2 ea go oe eno i ad ane. jes 9p pane ceeepmamiee hte eer? : af = ¥ {