The evening world. Newspaper, January 31, 1914, Page 10

~ ’ Fun for the Home and the Ride Home By C. NOUVE GOTTA HAND (7 To THE FELLAH wit HE EYE TOR BEAUTY AND ADORNMENT. HE LEAVES A TRAIL OF IMPROVEMENT IN THiS OLD WORKD all MPSH RB | ae pre 5. UBBYUB HEAD WOULD MAKE ABOUT SEVEN BILLIARD BALLS Saw, Quit CHAR GRUNTING ! lf COME ON! FASTER! AUD MANAGER |S GONNA MORE ACTION - - THE te Fine vou (® YA DON'T GIRL IS CALLING FoR MAKE Good IN THis FILM! HELP ~ ACTION! [Sa 1F You DON'T WORK ~How ARE WE GONNA BAT ? GIMME THE DOG AN? tLe Ler you Go! (Ny FIVE MINUTES b anced ANOTHER BUNCH. HAG AAAAAABAAABAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAASA \alarm, and when all she firemen would THEN—HE TURNED AROUND?! We All Are. as Forest Crag avenue, Bolle View Boulevard, Forest Crag aven' built on stilte through old Mudfiat marsh, in the Instalmenta Park sec- *|tion, Belle View Boulevard ts the old rock cut road through the stone) oi) quarries" — “But we'll be too late to see the we Py aerial truck hook and ladder go to the Coreen, 3 bay] Kia fire!" interrupted Mr. Jarr. i" ries Yat - “Oh, re'a plenty of time,” said EVENTY-four!” cried Mr. Jen-| Mr. Jenkins; “somebody ts out getting kins, counting the “ire alarm|the horses. We borrow a@ pair uf whistle blasts. “That's at the| horses to pull the aerial truck hook and Quince|/and ladder and sometimes the coal we have a greatjand ice companies won't send us a system in Fast Ma-'team. But we're going to have a East Malaria Will Stage a Fire Fight—If the Horses Arrive|:: PABAAAAAAADAASDAAAAAIAAAADAAAABAABS At It wasn't the trips we commissioners get to distant cities to buy things for city use, what would we get out of being commissioners?” @ commissioners would get their cominienies rake off on the side—don't sale: .j coming running, “Chi be- pas to M use they get commissions?” “Sessh!" cried Mr, Jenkins, “You talk like @ local editor who isn't get- ting the city printing. We defy you to prove we split a commission, and the fire department to arrive with the key and somebody to arrive with Pair of horses to pull the new big serial truck housed in the old bowling ley. “We'd better break in the door!” cried one of thi ith or atreet com- missionere—for com aieoners were) “Chieti Hen Peters d|atreet corner number even so—mustn't we go examine the| ,, #001 M pay the travelling expenses of ita commissioners? Mr. Jarr didn’t know, What he did fare all numbered | bond issue to buy a pair of trained |know was that the fire alarin whistle a and the avenues} fire horses in Kansas City.” the soap factory was making aly. most horrible and persistent series of tows are all named| “Why go to Kansas City?” asked |acreama—soven long screams and four | There's Quince avenue | Mr. Jur “Can't local horses pull the an@ Prune .] truck parks the ‘Would they be regular fre horses?” memes, ouch shed Mr. Jonkine fa ture. “Beaidea, short ones. “The fire is somewhere back of the truck »" explained Mr, Jenkins, as the two stood by the front of the bowling alley waiting for the chief of hile the other sorts of East commissioners were made to ‘8 our new fire alarm ay Mr. kins continued, as th Dp factory whistle kept hooting raucous- used it ag a dinner wen how ween renter ores it caught on fire just at dinner time, and his place burned up before the boys could figure out whether it was an extra dinner call or if Ben wanted to give a fire drill for the benefit of a travelling stock realized long for a call to dinner. Ben , and he's now a street com- missioner, waiting for something to turn up." “Then we installed a modern fre alarm system. Divided the town into and the folks nearest the fire telephone into the soap factory, It works fine ex- cept at night, when they can't wake wat 've all gone up the street | bowling alley here to see y hear the alarm indicating the nasion of he fire they ride right to re. ‘But | see the chief's wife has sent little girl with the truck house Covrright, 1014, by The Prews Prbiishing Uo, (The New York/Breaing World), But THE Gee! S TEACHER WiLL, BE WHEN SHE eats BACK AND EF SEES THIS. T the dental congress at Park, Dr. J. P. © Milwai a) ct rat ot BM) Fille, 28e.1 © for O1.0%, jp teu 106, 4 a sles, 106 All, drug oteren ot