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A Page PY 7 "Comics, Sketches and Stories] I WANT OLICEM IT WANT YA ‘To Kicr C5 THE eT | ‘The Tew York, ww Git A AN LICKED. +1mM ON J SHIN s~ {ut Hud Ves pre > Wednesday, January 21, 1 Fun for tie Home | 1914. we "WHEN YA WicK THA “POLICEMAN, HE Witt SLAPYA, AN SHAT WiLL MAE R tee hee AN > YER Por. aie Lich tHe | “POL oO hidteata - Axel Kancws This do You.cer THE IDEA AxeL? GEE ,AXEL: Ni ‘Vinsteap e Le ; ill ii i Mn and the Ride Home | By C. M. Payne w J DONT CARE, ‘Re Not GONNA FIGHT ANY mere ! YOURE GONNA BE A MOVIE ACTOR AN’ 00 (te BIS STUNTS FOR THE FILMS~ (Gor A Jo®8 FOR You Tobay an’ 5” We set ° (00 5 To BE al bas HERS I oF GEC TING 1E rR Nos SMEARED You'LL. SE_ GRABBING GeeD CoIN \rer BEIN@A HERO. Eu ‘i PRETTY SoPT VT Comeared CO ee t ING § ? >=—— Now You wait HERe WHILE 1 Go IN AND SEE THE MAMAGER, ( GOT To TALK OVER “THE SCENARIO WITH Him An’ FINO OUT WHAT HE Want You To bo! WELL , WHADDYE WANT, My menvet To Do? AND READ OVER. Yee Parr! t WANT dim, To b= are an explorer? What was your most exciting trip?” 1 always did detest the combination of small rug and the other eve- I have'a nervous round of | ¢ ceaseless feativities of mia- “Here I am telling bave nervous pros- commence to talk of eaten in haste will re- odor of ire cream from the murmured ait darr, MRS. JARR INVENTS A NEW METHOD OF SPEEDING GUESTS. I'd leave it to her that you trying. When I apeak of what y fas ect to your i about what ,ou'd enjoy,’ seid Mr, Jarr, “why should you ob- Ject when I drop a hint about what fo) morrow's morning repast id be. “Clara Mudridge-Smith ia thinking ing away for r nd recupera- Mrs, Jarr explained, “And it curs to me that I need a reat ‘om the couse ivities?" plainly asked then to go and they only say if you knew how scarce eligible young men ure in Philadelphia you wouldn't wonder we do not care tu return—so T think oT © @ nervous collapae, waid Mr, J. aan't a real nervous collapi looking too fine for ‘after giving those girls a tang tea, after | | makt to buy ‘one for her—and now I have none in onions. Stilt as corned beef and cae excellent dentitrice.” Sowa ive up tryin? to Mr, Jerr, ‘but Old Mes, Dusenberry, \ nd they ave lovely to ne door in to get the maill ur hair ia up in kid cur called electric curlers have no #1000 tricity tn them and Mra, Grateh nolle then conferred to that Pkg . asks thete oo touch "ete i oll Me | HUH! LooK ar THAT FRIVOLOUS WOMAN Sve OUGHa To SE Lal Homme ROUSE KEEOING cause the electric curlers are made! of solid radium which is char; with electricity and.electricity makes the hair grow because bald headed 't strike sparks from their when a cat's fur is rubbed “And now I huve } nervous lapse!” muttered Mr. Sarr. Go on, your story intere strangely! And then, what wi secret of the duke’s mysterious con. | duct on the night the apparition | the Inst time at Hanky- | the a to explain, I'd you | ant go T will. * got the t. thlag. ‘non oie, have @ nervous collapse and go id a few days with Mri at East Malaria, She's me to come out ever weather began, but that was be- cause she had no hired girl! Oh, if only know bow those suburban ople invite you to their homes when they have no nervant, espe- ¢ wd if you aro a go0d cook—and ere are the Cackleberry girls?” asked Mr, Jurr quietly, tango tea,” "So don't vo A nervous collapse The children will be at at dinner, “ throw @ ft too, if it can a ely amas’ Me, be | defsing Sue Mout CLUB poware A Jaron particular night Sue was wasling the to thelr lest Snmday eobool lemou end the won dere of tise Heavenly Father, Now the mother of these children was formerty 8 school teacher and is.now 6 well-read woman and informed om questions of the day, including polities, “Who in Gol, enyway!"* demanded Johnny as if attempt @ description, 'Ol,"" began Sue~ehe is never eadly disturbed | re ue a | ole Mrs, Dusenberry’s, s0's not to out. He o9se. STIS 298, Him saything you wont le Mow an [THE VILLIANS HE GRABS THE GIRL IN HIS ARMS — THEN THE HERO, WHO IS 6FT GIN TALL , RUSHES (N AND LANDS A HARD RILLIANT guasbine made the genten party enjoyable, The garden really was a garden, and, though most of the guests clustered om the laws, one or vo wiser people sauntered around the rose-bordered patha the garden enjoying the sent of the flowers the solitude, ‘They were engaged, resent tutus! friend sauntered down tie poth and tleed them, “You two sem to be enjosing jourselves over ere all alone,”* said he, We ave" ld the gil, am, aloe aie, | mamaged to look pleased to ope ulm, “Won't you jain wat? ‘Sorry, 1 east," Facing the friend, "being © pared VU on ond my new neighbors before | mak The Day Barr Bars Slovens. APT, BARR of the Carmanis, who distin- Guided himself in the Volturao rescue work, ing in & hotel smoking room about the dangers of ‘bis calling, “Yes,"" anid the young mau, as be relighted the “yea, you hy Capt. mes ne in your new house?” want to know more about ny eoolal calls.” Good Stories (8 robber. “All the cartridges you're worker, picking up 8 rock, money; hand you happen Tender Spot. 8 a certain youdg artist of New York st of his own touching art, “Did you eter try photographs!” asked the wby | newcomer, iudructed the fond me- SON] Saal Vetces‘otthe pater tae veteens, Uound for @ children’s party, “the weather looks rather threatening, Here is elf e dollar fur sou, and if it reins come back by cab.” ‘Two hours later come down cate and dogs, and f. m. p. (fond maternal parent) retumed devout thanks for her forethougt. But when little Bobby Velyctsens returned be if was pay day at the Consolidated Cosl sad Lamber Works and « mine worker was retura- my cost, oo that tacked and robbed thle coateall while the other punetared it with a butlet, bemped the worker, and the other was the curt reepenwe of the young rtist, who continued his work, © good deal quicker,” suggested the pose it is," murlily assented the patuted, with another dab of the bruh, “A the native added with 9 Gad of