The evening world. Newspaper, January 20, 1914, Page 20

ae WET T ‘Fun for the Home | and the Ride Home nuary 20, 1914. SSIR! IF YER Doe Wourd Fire ME, MY OP WouLD GET APoLIce MAN ‘to Soot IT PBerena Ss'c im, cent! TOWSER BETCHA ) aw : OH, (THINK THIS IS MST “TOO ROMANTIC (HARDLY KNEW WHAT JO SAY WHEN i You OFFERED Th TEACH ME TD _ shoe tops till eighteon. Carrying around ASSL Y Goose. SKATE THE “w twenty-two’ and complaining archly of | TAR ‘ studying for your exams to get into Vassar or Smith—you know? I used to help you out in it.” “I'm sure I prove my fondness for you by tho way I let you scold me! T OK LESSONS ON “THEA MAN PROPOSED Lo Me himg up the teleohone receiver end walked awas,”*~ Washington Star, * ————>—_—__ The Other Kind: CAPTAIN of one of the ocean tinew ees: showing « youme lady, frivad of tle, gnamy the ship during one of his esetwant ffs. AS they pamed throug the steerage, he ealled his fair companion’s attention to @ ig musky o was putting away with ® bountiful supply of with olher articles A Slight Advantage. OL, “NOD” OSBORNE of New Haven snd ‘Yale rarely faile to exprese himself vigor- ously and ploturenquely, which ts ome rea. em, pethepe, why he fs in such demand at ben- quets, anys the Metropolitan Magazine, Recently | at the Graduates’ Chub in New Haren one of the younger members met him with: “Nod, 1 am trying to find owt what Bhay’ Dellion was, and as @ commentary om the of & college education I would inform you 1 vi Jae “TAKE A PLUNG ve whimpered Mra. Mudridge-Smith. “Y 1 suppose you mean it for my own good. | 80, when I am feeling all run down and have asked five distinguished graduates of Yale one of them @ famous euttority on Eagiish—wbat Bhay's Rebellion was and not one of them knows 4 in exed him for @ mampenf, then adklressing rung lady said . “Just look at the enormous amount @f Sood, thet fellow ia consuming.” or bai atl ee ey Neg hire orn ll JARR ENTERTAINS AN)" ‘tana it because 1 have to." sid *\ BARLY VISITOR. . Jerk. “It T a oe by change of scene and a rest, dancing the: ‘anything about ft, Now, what do you know ‘about it!” “Well,” aid Col, Ovborne, slowly, “I have ight advantage of the other five graduates that you have imtewogated. 1 pot only don't know anything about @bay’s Rebellion, but 1 don’t give © cuss” ———>_—— Dissatisfied. ‘T the Haymarket ‘Theatre they are telling A & story of & country bame dealer who 1- peared t» bave been in London on 6 holiday recently. One of the posters advertising “Within the Law,” the play now running at the theatre, shows a emartly tumed-out fourin-tand being Griven through a mass of documents, mostly ects | of Parliament, the idea to Mlustrate the | oid saying that through an act of g = to the theatre ander the tmpremiom that “Within ‘l ae “No, he's a perfect !” erled 7 A = the Law” was some sort of circus performance, | i“ byt ieb S> mar scseaiencaeh, ane" thane 1 : : S ¥ and after waiting im fain for the appearance of | na —an ales should stay home all the time and give the horses be went uj oon attendant between up dancing and get: pleaty of sleep. bitter ‘and remonstrated: Vv COLLAR when do the ‘omes come ent" he And you will come over and get w: ¥s " . ried about the way I look, won't you, Noe ner aes ome’ 28 A NEw expression of #’ conservative style. 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