The evening world. Newspaper, January 13, 1914, Page 16

CRAMMER!) SDD MERR cs a8 shaeetlitiinthitits kai cute te The Paris World Daily Mo gostad: Tate ‘ January Che aes World. Can You Beat It? - ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, by the Press Publishing Company, Nom 68 to % os 4 Row, New York. JOSEPH ‘Entered Post. 4-Clans Matter, tion aston "to The ievening’ ringland and the, Continent and for the United States All Countries in the International Caned Postal Union. sore = Oupriidet, 1014, by The Pree Pwbthing Co, (The Now York Brenig Wott, {VE ear, my Daughter, and attend my wisdom, for the husbaa@@ust aboundeth in pitfalls and Eligible Men are becoming scarcer then 5 Yip . buffato! SETTING A BRISK PACE. 4 p i. 1 ted thee, come not untq me, saying: ans, Celie ITH Mayor Mitchel prodding the police to make the city YY . Wila« deatiss Weaigia tales? Ws eas CR hebeedt too hot for hoodiums, and the National Highways Protective 4 y Z “Yea. WHY are the most fascinating Women always tne poorest chet “Society urging three hundred more traffic guardians, New Z ¢ _ [tm the lovechase? . may congratulate themselves on the efforts being made to “Why doth a brilliant woman atwayes marry a bromide; aad way Oe the safety of their comings and goings. ’ C vision of loveliness always left hanging upon the family tree entfl che , , withereth ?” Gangs on both sides of the river are thoroughly frightened by | | Se hak For these things, I know met; sieve a man’s taste in women te came determined way in which detectives and police are breaking right | bie Fear: Rot even the high gods, oor man himeelt, can understand, left through the ramifications of the “Dopey Benny” organiza- ‘et it hath come to pass that the Golden Age of Women is MIDDEM Judge Rosalsky, when he imposed heavy prison sentences on Eee as bens aha WHO Ieee eecanton, isa wd upon the matrimonial market. * two members of the Paul Kelley gang convicted of manslaughter, took IN TUNE THE ONENESS OF OUR tog as a widow of forty who hath kept her figure? ‘ _ @ecasion to read a useful lesson for magistrates. ») WITH THE For she is like unto stained th ; ; : FINITE 9 sal SPIRITUAL PLANES 2 Yea, she is MYSTHRIOUS; cas tidiss Ure hs bemoans jena betior multi Five hundred and forty-one deaths in the city last year were INFINI ¢ ts as grepe juice i Wik @ue to street accidents, and the number increased notably after Oct. Lr She regaieth him from the fleshpots and the chafing dish, and doth mot 19, when former Police Commissioner Waldo tpduced the foot force of interfere with his emusements. fhe Traffic Squad from eight hundred to a little over five hundred. Dy ne ooh cnr meekly the crumts of hie attentions’ and the serage of ‘The Highways Protective, Sogicty ie determined to have the three F oe nas Shir tae wh ane on hundred men back. seta, JURSTIONS:; demandeth - Rarely has there been more activity and discipline in evidence Z She ts SO comforting! ‘Pa the police force. The Mayor issues almost daily admonitions to J \ Les man calleth upon her @ret, out of curiosity; tut in time abe police and euspensions for neglect of duty are prompt. \ decometh @ habit, like unto his pipe from which he cannot break away. Tt is goud idea to urge a sharp pace in the Department—one| | [——— . —\ a ece vind onthe all ie Ls eobgeineere =) catercth thereto; ehe Gat a new Commissioner must bestir himself to keep up. : _ nat ng upon yea, etecreth conversation tm pleas And when he thinketh to depart from her eide he discovereth that ahe Before Thaw is either a free man or back in Matteawas, = hath become as his right arm, which be cannot do without. ‘we wonder how many courts and how many States will have But the Beauty and the Wit and the Gquab and the Debutaite ere: ; capricious and hard to pl They devotion @ chance to show their contempt for New York. ps Is Youn Bee ™ie Back tion; and to keep then, ‘aMuaED oan wae poet = os VIBRATIONS OF MY 4 HAVEN the week. TO STIR UP THE PLAYWRIGHTS. Sout ANO WHAT IS : : Verily, verily, he that wedéeth @ damsel of eighteen acquireth @ The etage bot echoes back the public volce; COLOR. oF Your. BURDEN, but he that wetdeth a SETTLED WOMAN sequireth « sume je end a valet and a MOTHER ell in ona ‘The drame’s laws, the drama's patrons give, Sout PLANE 7 Thea, sive the Widow the tquit of her lebors, and let the Ingenne For we that live to please must please to live ! Jearn from her this esaret: Miata : That the oaty way to conquer any wan ‘is to treat him cy AE Eo Rodi Ree tel Bee sertt te ae to grunt approval if he could hear a modern American the- = gical manager of long experience declasing “A theatre can be no # Anecdotes of the Old-Time Actors ws all public censors ie the public’s refusal to buy tickets.” F f By Edw. Le Roy Rice. -The public in this country has almost stopped buying tickets 4 ' . translated French plays and talky Continental dramas dealing y m. f\ Author of “Monarchs of Minsireisy, from Daddy Rice to Date.” ele Gissased emotions and attenuated abstractions. European play- Ferrin yrs Time Pethint On Che New Tek Brenna Wait, ta, acobrding’ to Charles Frohman, are now “almost wholly given bs fs Fagan. company, an amateur boxer ef Be reflections upon if fn the eere cod poll, in ie a a [deine (elle sage tllf a dart bomceb loreal rou poriyresdoe nite ae it ehould te - ite ae playwrigh! iv ere, & stupendous electrical march | self Américan curiosity abont these things is seated. What American Qumber chat called for weeks of the| day for most arduous preparation. For Barney | time litt! i Sad to lays dealing with fres 5 i [en ms fe moves oe oe na tag wth rh gr : Mr. Jarr Solves the Great Mystery: thers vas some. doubt among tno|Se\ ce Yates tarps may walt ‘et in their understanding and sympathy. eo The Mystery of ‘Woman's Intuition’ | sc Mate stn sccoionne a tormenter ane eaahonecet aie To increase the production of healthy Anglo-Saxon plays of this § ~ Droducer they acknowledged finish after the night's ‘Mr. Frohman proposes to invite English playwrights over here| | er But just what he ki with a regu: |) Mite plays about England. coffee,” degged Mr. , thinking the worst of the best and the! Vo! amperes and other technical| The mi Dest of the worst is what te known as| terms theP were not #0 positive. larity. Simultanepualy with the ending It ought to be an interesting experiment. The public, in both It was after a long night's ride that|of the fight the ending of Mel- Bo she got back into bed and, rolling | the company was called for a 9 A. M.|#0n's bullyragging tactics. A Female “Property-Man.” @ and America, clamors fgr fresh points of view. Observers call to arma. All ‘HE Jonnie Kimball Opera Compan: with most vivid results in the presence of the unfamiliar. An spd ged desea T with “tattle Gotan os o of playwrights ought therefore to stir up the writers them- eilovuiting te hea| The particular place tn T and give audiences in both countries live plays of the sort Le splnode Seek Biase eee? willingly pay AiGak: “Here's Fagan, @ minstre! and a called Great Lakes. The Why shouldn’t e manager chow efiterprise, originality and even without pretending to ignore his bor affice? = ———4 ‘We shall sleep all the better for knowing thet the richest pre- 800d one. But what does} never heard of Great t electricity and ite mye Gifference whateyer, There young men in America is not spending it on Socialiem. i WILL THEY GO WITHOUT CUSSIN’? ANAL MEN up-Btete are signing the pledge to cut out cuss words. “He ewore like o canal man,” which hee been the Phrase for years, strikes them all at once as « slur upon characters. Fy 2 H PH eae, olla rf Gee HenhF® £5 § ifshdad could be found, + ‘There was an old rele ambling across ii a} g rhe ekg 3 ui tf Egees sf 7 j uF i ‘ sili i il is ‘Thet canal boats won't run just as well end better without cuss- “then ‘would be ‘hard to prove, and we hasten to believe all is for the ft. Just the came, many folks will ehake their heads, Ships, x trucks and mule teams have alway in the memory of man a d to the tune of copious and fluent profanity. To withhold the Wear words ecems like shutting off tar and wheel grease. The Restaurant Czar ‘When eomebody else fouls his tow line the canal boat skipper Meaning the Diner Who Loves to Bully the Waiters only « “tut” handy is going to deserve deep sympathy. If \i-|% aad , aan Pama! boats begin to cut up we shall know what's amies, } : N ‘ BP eeere eee noel The Day’s Good Stories 5i22 ii i i 55 HH iH is He t : ose : : H 3 3 i e 89 Ee 3 FE & a] g # 5 s Py are | i { HEE other evening while in a res .* tawrant I could not help THITHE Pe reff ij 8 ite i tiike + —& & 5 f i Z i / gli nit if He i Hi 4 52 38 fs | Comm Ris Wee NB eitaa Weahene By Randolph Colcloucsh Wilson, Great appeal in this painting Aes tn the fact that it goes ond a explanation, rai dow-dare-you atutude. restaurant in the world that will sist om your paying for a thing don't want. Restaurants are i sf i H # § s 3? ef z = Fr] a 58 o,* 3 sitlal a ru Hi wii i 5 Hy ie pie oa io POURS? OMEN RNY. «200-8 ee ae