The evening world. Newspaper, January 10, 1914, Page 8

Such Is Life! 3% 2s... BY By Maurice Ketten SSTABLIGHED BY JOSEPH PULITEER. awe ‘Except by the We Publishing Company. Nea Tt Bark Row. lew York. Ee ME CKET This MINUTE = PULITZER, President, 62 Park Row, SISTER, | HAVE fou ENTIRELY | GIN " ATICReT TOA 61 TWONT ALLOW A DAUGHTER OF MINE soda? LATER: Jrebecrelaty, 63 Park How. “ . as. Dance LWONT AULOW Camere, tain ie Tee a tT entlans cmd the Comtuent and HAT TICKET QUICK 2 IMMORAL for the United States All Countries fn the £ and Canada. Post q $8.60 |One Year. 80[One Mont! VOLUME 54.. HOW MUCH LONGER? | Jo 1ST, 1914, has come and gone and till the new! 6 LI!" exclaimed the Rib, dimpling delig' | helped her into a waiting taxicab, “I have seen an ideal lover et Inet!” j “Where?” inquired the Mere Man, glancing around apprehenvively as he | took his seat beside her, :| “In a play—at the matinee, of course!” answered the Rib, “You didn't fancy 1 had found one In real life, did you?" and she snapped open her vanity cast and degan powdering her small nose with business-like insouciance. “I wish you wouldn't do that,” the Mere Man complained, ‘It al makes me want to kise—want to sneeze.” he finished lamely. “I w 1 been there when you naw him,” he added, it would you do to him?” inquired the Riv sarcastically. “Knock him down and rend his secret from him?" sald the Mere Man bitterly. “I'd just like to SEE what your ‘ideal | She Chate on an “‘Ideal Lorer” Vs. an ‘Ideal Man.” | | Municipal Building is in a state of dismal and draughty in- | completion. , Some of the city departments have straggled in to find a chill | welcome of unfinished floors, makeshift elevators and creaking hod | hoists. This is the building which by the toon of the contract was | te have been finished throughout July 27, 1915. Jun. 1, 1912, wae, : AT, —THE ia Mike. 1 " ‘ 3 Through thirteen extensions of time the work las dragged along while H MUST NOT INDULGE IN THE ‘Mdeal lover’ and an ‘ideal man’ are two distinctly different things. Every wome : : an has @ DIFFERENT conception of an ‘ideal man, but every woman's vision the city has continued to pay veda’ a for the housing of de- | of an ‘Ideal lover’ Is piecively like every other woma: There is only one is in the Stewart Building and cleewhere. kind.” But while New York has patiently waited long overtime for the | Completion of the $20,000,000 building supposed to express the acme ; | ( What Good Looks Don’t Mean. J Of its civic pride, the same contractors have nimbly run up the Wool-! a (ace ie 10 tagaleed the Mine Stan feeringiy. "A nie worth Building and the McAlpin Hotel with record speed. | Jeroen atntiho ak dancer, with a killing gla Mayor Mitchel and the Board of Estimate should not lose a day Nothing of the sort, Mr. Cutting," interrupted the Rib. “A man's leeks im getting after the contractors. Why should it be the taxpayers who any MaCmiats tee cena Go is Oe Mmuat suffer? Penaltics for needless delay were made for contractors. | ie modern man in evening clothes 1s about as fascinating as @ Why must the city be put off and bled while the work of private oper- motor car, or anything else plain and awkward and unromantic took Ing. An ‘ideal lover’ may be ax ugly an Caliban and as plain ax Aunt Jane, or daterests is dono with economy and despatch ? oe TE UnEEEEEnEEEERE ae handsome as Adonis and as graceful as Pavlowa, He may dress like @ farmer or like an ‘elite clothing advertisement.’ He may be a college pre- fessor or a chauffeur, a fifteen-dollar clork or a millionaire. He may be twenty. blond, brunette or gray; it doesn't in the st matter, 6@ in the comedy of lov a woman has cut it out fer “No one bosses me!" asserts Speaker Thaddeus C. Sweet of the New York Assembly. Is he a bacticlor? ooo WHAT THEY NEED. exclaimed the Mere Man cynically, “And how @@ play his role this afternoon?” RAND NoTHE! 4 the Rib 1 . “how Paser- t HE number of idle freight care throughout the country, ac- g AND cicened ewsk! plays pustnavane hes Daviiardtcouye tear ‘ow Sisiocn oluys OHUk the cording to: figures from Chicago, jumped 83,008 during the HALL NoT DANCE THAT . Rensning, how robdins bulld i disiceal weave webs and bees gather fortnight from Dec. 16 to Jan. 1. The New Year found a WICKED TANGO - | Mr. Cutting. ‘The we love making fe ai inbord Ianense=e talents Sinan tetal of 190,521 surplus tare as againet 139,862 at the same time, Crive ME THAT TickET a gift of the gods, It can't be ‘put on’ like a frock coat, nor glow: nall polish, nor studied and practised like the tango. It's a man's Ingreised, bone attitude toward woman—toward the whole '¥. of devotion and despotism, ef timent and seriousness, of gentleness and firmness, of tenderness and strength, of’— } & year ago. | oe What becomes of the how! that the railroads noed higher rates; ia order to buy more equipment? t \ What they seem to need is more freight. —— a en Bvon an Emperor's Sretbora can find it “devilish hard.” to | i BETTER NOT TO KNOW. Bo OMEBODY is already trying to cast gloom over the new year # oe ) by telling us what “fashionably dressed men” will look like aM ce = sae ( A Glimpee and a Reward. J shipped on bended knee by a fellow who you instinctively feel may a “Ty SEE!" cried the Mere Man desperately. “It's the effect of being wer you around by the hair the next moment: of being petted and downed, ited on and ordered about, adored and patronized, protected ané bullied. nny things, women, anyway! Queer notion of an ‘ideat man?” * “But,” protested the Rib, “I told you that an ‘ideal lover’ is NOT neces. sarily an ‘ideal man.’ In fact, he seldom is—or an ideal husband, either. AR ‘Ideal man,’ Mr, Cutting, is usually a very stupid lover. Dh MAN—strong and honorable and kind and level headed and s suite of sombre hue with plaid horseblankets for over- and clean and fi nd useful and comforting and simple end Skin-tight broad shouldered land » GENTLEMAN!” e@tate are said to be the decree of the National Association of Clothing jf Metigoere ot Baltimore sssembled The + nen eneir| | Een Ree at ak cote teens ee next fall. Fashion must have its changes and we suppose somebody must 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 all MY ‘Ideal man’ would have to be” See Tae ; ihe to BEE him!” persisted the Mere Man. “Tf he's not kept under @ start them. But there should be some way of suppressing all news Pentti | 0 to the cruel and inhuman plans of the alloged dictators of men’s Mr. Jarr Again Finds His Way “Tou tawe seen hion=Jots of dima returned the Rib promptly. oe 3 Myles. Women may have to know ahead. Man should be left in Into the Hi hest Court Circles ‘The Rid omiled enigmatically. ‘Then she (eee, san Me taae case. a merciful ignorance of what is in store for him. + “ ee! she sald, Sanding bauble to the Mere Man. “Look inte the u Sufficient unto the season are the styles thereof. However out- . r behind her hand- uh, exskoosh muh, y took her for a ride in The Mere Man gave one glance at the mirror, caught the Rib’s hand ia @ ' landish we are going to look eight months hence we would rather have ‘ Sie het helag to ious thy Heep OveT 1 don't | erip of iron, and then—well, SUCH queer things happen on Broadway! : It!" And Qllsa Gladys Cackteberry hur- gemmed with brilliant Ht burst upon us all at once when the time comes. 2 eer betionee | “gellulold and rhinestones,” | “Well, your friend Dr. Gumm will et . | ied pred UP.) find it @ very serious business,” sald T h Ww k ° WwW h ‘ “Phe slender woman ts not the perfect type but a defective j sat eter: ing downtows Mie Jar. “I wash my hands of itt” — e ee Ss ash — ® é kleberry and | “Weil, = oo variety.” These Battle Oreck Race Betterere won't fall for Be ate we. emery ite: fo: eho Tesne | CN i ale ME ranean iat Cackleberry down at the Night Court? | Dr. mm out of the jug--I suppose | with me to court!” Mr. Jarr insisted. aeked Mr. Jarr of Mra. Jarr, who was! th By Martin Green Want of courage. y are in the jus?" asked Mr, Jarr “I cannot interfore; I think Gladys oe SS giving a quick “redding up" of the front | again. Is doing exactly right. If Irene hi . . ’ ©; 1 Foom—putting the chains and ruge 4 Mrs, Jarr gave him a cold look. “I| made ‘bed, let her Me on !t! Coprright, 1014. by The Led Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), RADIUM. armen NS % place and pushing under the nofa such |have reepondibility enough with the one | snapped Mra, Jarr. 66 ue Here oer boi sour - minded, grouchy < ackleberry girl I have beneath my| “ty gractous! Does Dr. Gumm have - | shrimp of a female and « the best AST WEEK « messenger etarted for Berlin carrying in @ lead | your ey ane eee Court and pies bouquots and pink pad | she finally remarked. "If thelto marty a girl he took for an auto wie rtukee, | Years of hls ilfe working for her like @ ai . powder puffs, a small lace handkerchief | other chooses to leave my roof and ‘ride in another fellow's car almply be- 33 re fle tube $175,000 worth of radium exported by an American firm ay eae tie Paik ane om ok AS Wit twisted Into ball, & glove and other| elope and compromise herself, let Aim |cocss ne bested the cart” tnauied Mr the head pollsher,| “If w! 1 the uplifters eay 1s trum, to @ German hospital. = - epecded the parting gueste from the| indications of @ g90d time being had by| marry her!" Sarr. ive eon none of us has a ticense to be here, eas Tn view of the priceless blessings which this rare substance may | breaking up tango party. 2 io, Dr. Gumm?" asked Mr. Jarr.| «1 adviee you not to interfere," sald fires tor a war |under hick Pros editrasts oan rujes 5 for humani pe le will ask why it should be t Exakoosh muh," reptied Mins Giadye | ~~-————-— pe scien — a --——-—— | Mrs, Jarre. “Irene Cackleberry hae 8 ake’ iiceate to angemente for offapri vt naa ; Us ity, many people will ask why i al sent OUt | cecuieberry as she yawned behind her mother, whe has a stepfather; fet them me eee ee ier cLieerine he human, 4 ‘the country. hand, for Gladys was noted for her g008 attend to it!” : pene ‘examination | years ago, However: the piri ee vd . » iy . "Oh, . Te run A ba _ There is still much mystery about radium. Certain processes been today ase ed drone B "Oh, ft fenit ne teas ¢ + seems to have that, inking the world over, the aoe ‘extrecting it from the ore are gtill secret. Most of it is produced | Jerr was giving in her honor trouble," said Mr. Jarr, bah e is increasing and the death rate “The despatches | decreasing, and as long as one cam 23—DAN16 AND BEATRICE, by Holiday “Well, wake up your friend the state," said the| from Milwaukee to Chicago en eens Buropean chemists. So far only one American concern has put vewnles At the Walker Art Gallery, Liverpool. tective, who is asleep in the kitchen; laundry man, | for a dolar the youths an market. . + samt * 4 tediam on the } — ses ; (Beary Holiday, Contemporary English School.) maybe he'll go with you.” sald MTS | uenge since Jan. 1, when the law went | Milwaukee won't pay much atterten Yet the world’s richest deposits of radium are said to be in Hits F Sh. Wits. Mr, Jarr accepted the s@agestion. |!8to operation, only five pairs nave to the marriage license law.” m yi A ; rom arp . taken out @ permit to commit ma\ o, and this country’s opportunity for mastering the production “excel bein ‘The stout, red-faced man of many Tae preachers are protesting, names was asleep on the kitchen | 114 instalment furniture people are kick j As to the Quitters. ese of tho marvellous element as described in The Bunday World| —strap-nanging in the water cart range when Mr. Jarr shook him. “On| [08 Ste on. is going up that the new to-morrow is already arousing the interest of distinguished Te better for you far the Job, partner: on the job!" oned the | 11° "1 ss out the kibosh on the well-/ ! ‘Phan to do your riding sitting down fat detective, “Tell ‘em it's Detective | |*™ bie | 66 ]ERETTY tough about that. stg ns and stirring the Goyergment to action. In the Black Maria car, see ee Duny of the Boller Inepection |nown sivice to men about living P in Harlem who killed Seam » Dr. James A. Douglas of the National Radium Institute says that A —Memphia Avvost, Squ chances are that just as many because she couldn't realise Rar ukee folk are getting married a9 | Uabition to be @ great musiciag,” 4] usual, dut they are going down to Chi- |") ig the head polish ‘ cago to sign the articles. A couple Pisses be the eame day,” added the templating matrimony can go to retry st pees i cago for about what it would cost te et a {the medical examination required by Steamship lines that make a specialty of winter cruises fa " k a = ‘ball.”’ | iw, And Chicago licenses all comers, |ANt arief over failure that it nerwed 4 to whow thut the Chi es . ‘ at the alde|'** tng |them to self destruction, but there are are biring dancing teachers. Tango Trips to the Troplos— oned Cour yeara later than It should ’ ‘ Lawmakers and wplitiers are G9\eS | tnousande and tone of theueaeetan why not? | ‘Come on down to the Night Court to get out some friends,” sald k ity grams of radium would supply all of the United States east | A totai of 4,000 persons were executed ‘a8 Chicago with enough for the treatment of all patients. Surely | 18. she Calnoee, province last year, but time to have done with secrecy as to its preparation. Pog Maun tel onation Preeiee e nutty over thie eugenics business, Bud- ing reformers of things as they are appear to have just got wise to condl- Horrors! And we are then four ) i cf thelr sort loft in New York who haven't years olfer than we thought we were , t wat Y chatter!” announced the plain-clother the courage to kill themselves or @p And cor January bile are four years : i E man tn authoritative tones. “It'g | Abpear to, Se ee ia | work: | another leap Dugan of the Sanitary Squad! Come tone that hen Wt begun to earve| “The city ts full of men and 7 Tar ‘ceutous the barron line of . , aequs arumbled, but, awed by the ma |hlerogiiphice on rocks for the Informa: tales ‘when they haven't Seen hy or east : . § \ ( thought? ‘'S awful!—Philadelphia In- Me nts hans A 7 feety of the lam in platn clothes, came om ot hone alk und to read what tney {Poaching talent. Hundreds of fehiw Learn to place @ limit om your uaked Gus, affably. “want you ¢> |oung country haa become a vaat incu: |{P¥4 ie oly can be 8 muslolAa ai reas 1 Cost! bator joathso! Oovatiah. Ihe. py ie (ublighing Ce. of her father, when both she and Dante| meet my little friend here, lgan “Ag @ matter of fact, there Js By Randolph Colclough Wilson, ; i i] hae more untm- were but nine years old, Even at that Wie ee guy rt tala moray | lee dense than ever heartbreaking task of Such hae besw heard ataat/ tha “nek HE love of Dante for Reatrice— Gus regarded Mr. Jorr with a dropped Leal time. ‘Things are working out |ftted for the task. And judging from that great, passionate, enduring, tory of hin love for Beatrice, he} Ja) tae t he ‘sald. " \eor the better by natural processes, and | the recent output of novels and in half as much dani devotion which through the ribes thelr meeting and records: ‘m to meet you, . tion can't be strengthened by | 7!ne fiction not a few of them are are from the ort power of his pen has become the lov Her drei ‘And don't you remember the big | the operation can airvogy Neeee gene aie ee calm submitting citizens to Inault and con- ie colmret epic of history—Wae noble colo! time we had in Atlantic City meen oe Oo nee Gennes crimaon, girdled and adorned in such| Fourth of July?” continued the pi ey reseune | Who mays Amgricana don't take any|one of those chance encounters by the sort ax best suited with her tender age,"| clothes man. “You said to me: ‘Remem- REN een essa uitie /areea: Trained for the Task. § | Interest in art? New York's I River Arno in Florence. Beatrice (pn ar| der, Bergeant Battery, If you ever come) Tite” vuman beings overlook the . sation Is 2 song called the ‘Mona the Jeft), arm in arm with Monnal three times, but hia love for her grew|to Newark, it’s bottle of wine on me. je walking by the riverside and| into the all-absorbing and potent factor| So, being in your town on business, I eel, Dante, Who is standing by |in his life. She Was Unaware of It and| thought I'd bring my friend here, Char- ‘one of the bridges across the picturewque| married Simone de Bardi, After her|iey Galvin, lumber business, Roanoke, death Dante married Gemma Donatl,| virginia, a good fellow, a brother Elk, who proved a tender wife to the mel-|, {oyai Moose, an Independent Red: Rag."—Charieston News-Courier, ; emashing, big, natural factor in sex #e-|@¢y BEE,” sald the head polishes,” is the guiding senti- | r It le what prompts a fine, beautiful, healthy, bi ¥ girl to marry a bow-lesged runt with a face = me ee ve ‘ er bum: forb} Dp, Eliot repudiates the story of the aixteen-yei the Presiden f ‘i m. To Dante the meeting was a of om animal, Bobd;t!) wei, pes lean siek 0 guabiannn | 2RNG9 PF Hoew: Ane we ere on the) siren previous elopement with a girl pt the verge of anothe vest (nw teapot. |tranaport of romantic emotion; to} tate elt ; pesleaene ren, RD nes | preriens 0 | ence be’ took apcholy idealia F ‘ mania ike a pjate Meat, rou Been,” who wes beleg b be e@ nothing, for she scarce knew Serena O7e Deairioe” J wonerelly gts “I'm giad to meet your friend,” eald eaxipmen at 9 meinen vig, ond be) apoy arte tn w wee pet 1a appraising @ man curly bair gen-| Dante, or Dante Aligherl, was born! who has practically given up oainting “Welcome to our city! pail ged fuilt for something to do with it,” ¥ r~) erodly is listed as @ liability.~Topeks' ip Flerence 1365, and mot Braise [ens who has for come time devoted 4 said ites em ea i a i eral de eae Ry