The evening world. Newspaper, December 29, 1913, Page 12

aitick, sated iia aemaseemeenionmae ” ~ ; The Evening World Daily Magazine. SOUT Lees Py DOeteT ot) comer PME Betty emeot tontey hing Company, Now s@ te / Ser payer p "Date tow, fer, er Meth s worn we pee i NO SHIRKING THIS LESSON. moan 7 ame ny Fiat Complete tyrone ‘ite a “ ving telephone Bperation wirain coe aves of water Now York Tt may prewentiy dawn apon the offiears of shi company thar the Geman for A reusonable telephone tariff hich The Remning World thas Voiced with the determined enpport of telephone neers throughowt She sity ie K6 nent alla” to he aieily Witatlad dawn che wind. Palegrayh Comnan WM no nh fo ataes he alloura ya managers (6 go ton far in k PReie inentanoe foward a public wlieh pilee up profite at the rave of $16,000,000 iy 9 alnula yowy The paante of Nowe Youle City ave anwry (6 ane fie great puotic 18 name and committing tall to a hop and defiance MP rice corporation polying Jame oosifion of obetinney At the anme fine they will never atop now ontil they have thar @aghly convincad fie anme corporation, at whatever saat, Mat public GaP TIC® heronhont« it henceforth fo he iMumined by the light of open- fiten, jostice and fair play ss Taxpayers who have Hoon Meuring how anich veneered Mahways of the Tammany brand are worth to the State, rack- oning on the taete of the $16.000 which a Tammany leader and contractor were found miiity of having piifered om the Tut- ado tnrmpiine job, can now axtend the field of their compute fone fo ambrace campatan contributions firmehed hy the honeted State canal system, which never f4, be always fo be, rintwhed. soe HITTING THE RIGHT TRAIL. 2 A ROTHER imqnity committer let lowse to taokle the high coat Ce of meat! ‘The Seorstary of Agricnitinre, who shone the exports for’ he job, has ordered them fo get at it at onee. Oommmitioes have a ponderos way of announcing their plans, Biot if the promise to “give special attention to the economic changes f fi theat prodmetion and distribmtion brought about throngh the oan- ftalization of deaghtering and meat preparation” meane in plain Kng- Hh that the commition will gat after the gronp of meat barona who have browbeaten and bnilied the cattle raisera of thie country nntil » fatmer in Rew Fngland hardly dares to kill a onlf without froin Chicago, then thie latest inqwity may lead ne finally to robber’ net. i a ee Bireption of Veewrtre flown. -Headiine. TAGn’'t Ifke having an American femmed down ita throat, maybe. se —--—- 3 PUBLIC PESTS_NO. 7. 4 Shovers and Ktbewers, - Tee tnen—and women, too—who never think they are get-) . ting ahead whlese they jostle and dieplace semehody alec, Thotigh the errwd may be hurrying the anme way ne fret ye \ We wonder ¢ Praident Wall of the American Telephone and which aune (ha Taw Vorle Telaphona Company, iipRhe hoapitantat Mra. dare paid no need to thia ory of brote nat the aoctal tyranny of einret in Hariem. For yeare Me Jarre ned fought againat the demon claret pinch that from the heginning mhocketh Vike an adder, Put ne had never won @ battle Kivery time Mes Poor Mr. Jarr Seeks in Vain Mosday, To Find a Tango-less Refuge 99SIO S99 GOT PO FEY FHV DOES 2 HSVOOVSS 99 9S99FVUOTTOTOSD © tlaman's hate and overcoats on tha bed, for may thom will he for the inde’ wraps, fio ft wae just wondering what 1 saul fo with the enildren.”” “Couldn't thay @o to your mother's Brooklyn?” asked Mer. Jar “They know about the party, and they've promiaed me they’)! be good and “Ry the time you got the children aver | to their grandma's in Brooklyn It would | be an late that they might an wall say | at the party til It fe over,” said Mre. | darr, caolty, “Besides, mamma will spend the evening with ue Mamma is one of the vest tango dancers in Brook- lyn” Deeember 29. ‘Ma 31. | Haney It. A aE 19137 Little Conerrtebt mah fnglis King, one jot day and new cider. freeing “deadlock” that invalved brief but all-important war. N 4 King Jona of England was probably Causes : Of Big Wars By Albert Payson Terhane The (oree iotttahing An hee or Leeman That Freed England From owe gations and em York Meri: Wortd), Rule. n 1ZlG, gorged vith pemakes dimself This simple feat of gluttony led (ndireetly to the of Bngland from the menace of French rule, urate a yaved the way i a the most despicable amd @ll- aronnd worthless culer in (iat couhtry's history. He was the Orater ef King Richard & (Lion Heart), Ac Richard's death young Prince os nis aephew, Wap rightful ietr oO che theame But Joun fad ‘he bey tisewn nea onsen, bifnded w wor vans, and at last murdered, Gartng thas gained che chvone, we wt ant Saglund to amit himself, John’s ‘yranay and ‘on orielty and 4is absoiite lack of justice seen raised a storm of angry discontent thranghont tie realm, For ance, the barons and the plain geopie joined King they both hated. im a common cause and against @e di re ta ee ee as ee And veuse @ap (“Great Charter’). Sonn eigned ‘t. when he returned strewn floor: sreaming, ‘rothing at spaum of helgiess fury. Mie rage oni! for revoking the Wen: oarone. nec, Kaewing princes to whom army. The land seemed about to be ram! ar en of new citer Outraged nature | Senpie—and Panetta. Now that John wae out of tha way throne Thay had chosen at the greater avi French oriaea on tha Engl lenmar of two avils. Now to gat “14 of the latter amt to choose fonn's Preach forces in England. and nables, Next, Prench fleet ti intherement The Freeing of Engiand. forever eThe * the remaina of his army ¥t French Pertl* was forever tt and. began hie reign Dy Alma @arn-ayed armed barony whom ite ‘a Mie palace thet at@ht he furiid fimeelt upon che ri The barons and the penpie, unable to depaned; end they offered the crown of England To eave the reaim from fonn, they were diactng France's yoke an Engado he would Rave ta Might to gin what wae oftered Rim, the crown waa tendered crossed A fleras and decisive battle waa fought at Lincotn, May 20 the Prench were routed, and the Eng!ien emptared mote than 100 the Bngiieh met and vena was on the Magna Charta people ar large than they ever before had enioy Domestic Dialogues a carting the tyranny of timesit or any Suture Bagitsh monarch. Thie document was now: a# the Magna CRertm Yerause arsund Yim stood a ting of lared not defy, But a mouth and gnawing ie town, He sat che rushes tm work on « seme Harta and gunishing the men who tud made fim sig ‘eDreventing the facta ie persuaded the Pone io deciare the diapter Then He rated Money by various forms of extortion and Rired am army of foreign mercenary entdters ‘a overrun Englaad and crue Ge tone with such a force, declared Jemm tie gon af ne French ting te channel wih s Prem it by 8 migity war, « war whese resuitn in either cage, meant misfortune for England. Than tt wae thet King Joun oerformed for of hie whoie wretched carser, He died. Hie tenth wae caused, accorting & ahranicles of the time, by gorging himself on peaches and gulping down 6 gales country the ane good essvies followed the example of hte cutrage® the Barone hed no wish to seat @ ¢ Trenchman as no longer exinted they as king the -Yeur-old san of But the Frenoh canid aot see !t Srom thet viewpotnt, and war recommenced. {ttle aon was crowned “King sanction ta the people's choice. But the King of France Henry fIv.." and Pope guve 1 sent ald to le 1227, in whee nh knights sie@, in the Dower Stratts, a to England with powertat ics way trad. under the guidance of wise representatives of the varena tie dey King. Tyransical King Joha was deed. sguring better treatment fer Woodward. ’ Coprrtgne, 1913, by The Prep Pubitshiog Co, (The New Yort Krening Wield) It Looks So Easy, Too. over a few points on the developing ead of it. Well, are you ready? Now, :eu Binks Sunday morning.) Raines a ee caeaee 8 fF there near the window eo that en 4 Suseeyi” ht shines right on your face and fnewepapers)—I'm tural—don't lool like you're dying. not going to wade through those now to take some pic tures, Mrs. B (in the colls @f the mag- I'm gorge azine section)—Oh, are you, Tom? With the camera Bill gave you for Christ- ‘maa? Oh, Tom, take one of me? Mr. B. (gractously)—Sure, I'll take one of you-I'll take more'n one of you. Jerr gave & brilliant social affair wheal am te ned when I fell tnem te if they) “What! gaeped Mr. Jarr. nad claret pune, oan alt op a4 see the dancing. AA4, “Yea, a4 Mre, Jerr “When she Also Mr. Jarre didn't ihe pot ronet. anyway, I want yo to nee how niesly |genesd for the Benefit of the Hast ‘Thevatore Mi dare aiwnya hed pot |they oan dance. Little Emma knows the | Breokiys Institution for Aged Gentie- toaat every Munday fer dinner, for inat| hesitation waits and sient or nine steps in Reduced = Circumstances a0 1 can, these pushers tnnet etill plongh and thenet through tine | ethene. Take, for inatance, the man tn the entrway who, as the train is Copyright, 1018 by ‘the Pam Porntining (4. The New York traning World) Gowtinig to « atop, rudely choniere hie way between donene nf people j Hed up to alight, solely in order that he may flatten hie nore against the Aoot and be the first ont. Or, tote the woman just behind yon in a moving crowd who plate hee two fiete in the emall of your back and pnehes ae if she thought fer were mounted on wheels. ‘The shovers and elbowers are raraly the people who are really in @ hurey. They merely persiat imo bad habit based on disregard for othore—like most Public Paste ae anppeecmecemes i “Plenty of winter ahead,” ony the weather sharper. tp. Ment opring to nearer than tact opring. ‘a ny eeeraa erty GIVE IT A TRY. I TIN HORNA and ticklere don't figure chiefly in the discard on Cheer Now Year's Eve, it won't be because Now Yorkers haven't plonty of caner celebration to attract them. i Ganeting, will give the frivolous few a chance to bring in the New Year a3 in the old way—the only way they know—with expensive and utterly i ttttlinaginative boisteroueness followed by bad headaches. But for those who have imagination and some real feel 2 for the significance of the night: What about aathoring by thousands in Maden Aquare, under the loflieat bell tower in the world, and there, “ ‘ With @ band of one hundred mnei . making the great city's wel Gome to the New Voar ring forth in ohimes and tong? There i 4 lot of thrill and excitement in falling in with a hig erowd ond ernding up vour toive with your heart and eoul in it yo Gon’t believe it, forget fonther duetere and confetti for once and tty the new way. “ oe Ridley for the Arona! etters From the People Ragtime Climate, Pandoliond And romee reported tell ie be arreoiing it fhe blooming nes ahead (Ph honey Weahote PRORAA tip Northern New Jaeees | Mmateny prafeamional Bee, What winters flan) TIEN" |! There must be some earl m9 ieanea ter bok tay capenation peak up, haa Ragtin te anething but ef The tenal rentavrant festivities, with an unusal amount of eowithin ATty mien of New fork The Prening Wont | Pebriary Whate dapnenine to GraRD Ih the park on (HrIRIMAE! Hy weather? ‘The ragtime erane & wae one meal Mr Jare wae never omidren oan sieep at Mea Hrumenwerey'a anid Mra. tate, No, ten afenia of firat Mra trumenherry lives on the “T: ‘Rit party, there iaret pune, ance tha tangy’ (And yet the conmerva- tive element wondera at the satounding | He w woul round Nowe of har Aathoun Ir Iner th onan of fe more Aanmercia he than In Mra. Drimen I'm not talking @tedt fire in mir fat and 1 wish vou wouldn't, aither, It fiven ime the eraepe’’ eried Mre. dare, “1 Gene Onving meppeee Ate should brane HIPR fiat, mn try onlidren thar on “Well, why have the ohiliren there?” nated Mi ‘What ate we going tn An if wa have a party for tha Cackionerry airie?” re piled Men Sate We'll have the ones ip in the front room to dance and we'll * the punch bowl In the dining roam’ “Qoing to have ot pinch?” @rnaned Mr dare “Hecaupe it'n ehe ind ne. holy Arinke It, tit It looke pretty and people wecing It In our meme rut winee mine howd will way, ‘Aren't the Jarte Hits From Sharp Wi fume cntorgmieing newesaper won hain Hike an equal and begin tr Oumht to wend ot an authoritative Atatement on Whe'e Killing Whe! tn Meatocs Memphia 0 ‘al Appeal | hina, im the moment just before taking. . A little more of thie joao van t Mecretary Maniele and i wilt te known ae Phoulndeiphia col | le that some are a little nioer than others; afterward she begli ‘ethla Btate. ove Refore venturing sive at eerie, A weman'e tears are thi but no m out becoming soured, conaider whether you wonld 4 Alhany Journal . ee ‘The man who aaye that Mf hie wife which tt te turned on or off, tor eo diet “lovelet Pehawt On en, eave the Galventon News, le that there on@ht to he at leaat three ae Utuston which bung between the ehiidven In every family, ao that If one] soon otmer, 14 heeome @ @eniia the other two could @upport flit ri Btate Journal ee A Minnenoia colinge offere a course in saveage-making ‘The students will \eertainiy have a lone grind ahead of eemadelinbia male Deautiful, flattering fairy tales, 4. There wae ta be aithe aariy part of the revels, and tien be a terwl of |iet them dance thelr enilii And he would have to] and then I'll take them to Brooklyn.” 9 |having to dance the tango himeeif at t | predestined Oepriidht, 1018, by The Pram Piibiwiing fe, (The New York Rivening Wend), A‘ women could manage almost any man if she would only etop treat- ‘The bitterest part of a dose of medicine, like the aweetoat part of a Up to twenty-five a girl noome to think that the only difference in men that the only difference te that some are a little worse than others, alt of love, A little weeping may improve tt; oan stand belig steeped in brine for any length of time with- i mn Mew iM is Tama” jeune in tee ue Love ta the electricity that Nghte up the soul, marringe, the switoh by w An Atlanta doctor declares that eugenics Ie causing (he approach of a It fon't euget and turkey-trotting that are shattering all that delightful chiffon vell of A modern youth's perfect frankness and insouciance sometimes make A girl yearn for those eweet, old-fashioned Hare who used to tell ue auch Wome; Anenees in qyteRining @ patent medicine, nein Mr. dare, “let them see tangoes, ‘Mr. Jarre oal4 this with anger emphacia In hopes that by having to take nt Hrooktyn he could escape the ent visiting young \ndiea trom P a him like a baby. to suspect but bachelor flats, slashed ekirte end made them #o fascinating to ev 7 enld that are danced the very of anybody there, although every @uest ef the inatitution—they are not called Inmates—had been practising the tango and all the other new @ances for months end months.” ‘fo the children are going to dance the tango 4 their grandmother is g’ Ing ta dance the tango--1 suppose you'll bo telling me that Uncle Henry and Aunt Hetty é:@n at Hay Corners are dapcing the tango 100?" “Why, yee," enewerea Mrs. Jar. “Didn't yeu ke that Uncle Henry bought a 66 jograph menths ago and they write me ali the time to aend them the Istest turkey trot record? They've had @ turkey tret apelling bee twice this winter at the school-house, They've tango husking beet and rag- time Quilting bees" — (The |, excuse me!” eald Mr. Jarr. and he hastened out to @us's place on the corner, “The ‘Mra, Gus she took him mit her to learn the mango dance.” ———— By Cora M. W. Greenleat. RI: York Breslog Woreny eo I T Mtop prepaving for the worat; Get ready for the best, With @ too peralstent seat At counting o'er the tlle of ite Disappointed? Ge am I. My plana have come to na Nor given me a thought. But no tear shal dim my e: To a finieh—ltve Heartoroken? No, you're not ‘That you know cannot be bought, See the good—forget the ill And abide with us until ‘We leave thie earth+worn spot. " 'm going to one refuge of the tango- * repeated Filmer, the bar- tender. Doubt. Inwp? Hoan | Let's | fear that most of ue are curet Forgetting all the reet. And success has passed me ‘Till the battle has been foug! You've too many blessings still Joye that eeme to us unsought, Oh, doubter! Litt your eyes ‘Oh, rou For all the hopee you prise ome time where to bloom? @ow whe i fe _#H Mra. B. (in high @fee)—On, won't that te jovely! You know Men to do it, don’t you, Tom? Mr. B. (acomnfully)~Know how to do it! Say, these fellows that go ‘round spouting of the science of photography and all that rot make me sick! All you gotta do is get tight on the face, make ‘em hold still and click the bulb, That's All there in to the whole biamed thini Everything else te bluff. Mra, B. (onthusiastically)—Wel!, come let's begin, What'll I put on to be Photographed in, dear? Don't you think & fluffy negiigee gown would be kind of cute for a couple of boudoir pictures, end then an evening gown for a couple of drawing room pictures, and thei maybe, a tallored sult for » couple Very severe ones, Mr. B. (extray: thing you want. Any- Here's your chance to have your face anapped an often as you tly yomurst pleane, without having to fork over twenty-five per for And we'll de- velop ‘em to-night, #0 you won't be kept in suspense. Mra. B. (timidly)—Don't you think you @ught to read the directions just once, ‘Tom? Mr. B. (impatiently)—Aw, not for tak- ing ‘em—that's as easy as rolling off a couple of loge, I MAY have to look {Tie Day’s Good Stories A New Definition. HWE ladies had planned s drive together, but when the hour sppointed came one of them sled to be excused on the score of fn stteck of indigestion, Her companions cx. presed thelg disappointment ond qrmpethy, but the elder if them tneleted that the excwe was ineufficleat, “You shoulda't Im goumelf be goverened by mich ideas,” che eald, “It te really all 2 you think, What 1s indigestion, anveey]"" ‘The third lady, wishing to eroid the apparent iscussioa om mental control of autebiy, whe sold, ‘le the failure to ad eal go 8 round stomach," ‘Br ie A Quaint Conceit. “ ATTHEW ARNOLD'S manner was not M intended to be taken serfously, Wheo the port's sir was most Otymplan his clear eye had tte very Kindiiont ¢wis J ‘The apeaker wae Mrw, Caroline Earle White, ‘the Philadelphia woman who founded the Amer- jean enti-vivisection movement, “My friend Stephen Coleridge, the Eaglish ‘ [as the plate.) Just be natura! and hold stil until I tell you yeu can move. Bee? (Mr Bisks i photegrs; She pote erika {a ecaetah bao comage acme we comage the want and reveeiing pram of on ch 8 eomewhat mai ked, Mr apt Sime renew acd development.) (sn bow later, Some The improves’ Gam room.) Mrs. Bf Riously)—It says “Leave them in the developing tank for twenty |minutes and tn the hypo for fiftem” Well, ve done all that. It's time @ take ‘em out sow. Mr. B, (holding first plate up to Mgt —Why, what @ strange looking thing. Tt looks all confused, doesn't it? Mra. B. (venturing an oj se ‘x. looka Mike you've got more picture on the same plate. (Examining closely. Oh, yes, that’s what it Is, Segt There are three heads. Oh, my! The first three that you took in my new Dutch cap are on one plate! Oh, Toma!: Mr. B. (irritably)—Well, why dida’ you remind me to turn the plate hold ¢, er? the way you were jumping ‘perlenced protographes. Mrs. B. (sulking)—That's right. Blase 1t on me because you can't take pletures. Mr. B, (fring up)—Who sald I eat take pictures? That's only three. There are nine more negatives to look @t. Juat like you! Always jumping at esm oluatons, (Of the remaining nine, Larva ore oe, three are underexponed Binks either in ortheast_ orth the 9 Mrs. B. (pianissimo)—I THOUGHT yeu should have head the directions, Tom. Mr. B. (viciously wiping the sweat from his brow)—Directions be — —bhest! Got any beer on ice? \y mado believe that ho wae the little we (tos Kept up this joke for several yeu, Im fact, Matthew Arnold often sent the youngater dooks of fairy tales with the inscription: ‘Johnnie Ci mn account of a imix conducted & ter hy class only a day oF two ago, what ume do we live! ealed @e chanted the well a teacher, “The ‘Temp rut Zone!" “Right, And what do we mean by ‘tempunatgt? Nie, you may anawer,” ud “Temp-rut is where it’s froezin’ cold belt Mime an! rosstin’ hot the otter half the tame.” Mf Willie wasn't ent to the head for that 16 wasn't becouse he didn't deserve the tenmee Gheveland Plain Dealer, zi » ¢ wee